We love you :) All content of this website is original content. If you like it, please subscribe and share it with your friends. Also your comments will be appreciated.Tumblr (3.0; @gogorama)https://japanhappens.com/<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28xbwsHGN1roxhmto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>parking - do it right! Safety first.</p>https://japanhappens.com/post/62808839628https://japanhappens.com/post/62808839628Tue, 01 Oct 2013 10:01:33 -0400Japanwtffunnystupidjapanhappens-old-blog<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9hu7wrO5K1roxhmto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pee Wee ? 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Dog meat successor. Delicious appetizer. Great hot or cold. Available in various flavors: Garfield’s Feast, Crookshanks’ Pot, Grilled Puss-in-Boots, Tom in Jelly and Hello Kitty Sashimi. Only 630 JPY ($8) per tube. Consume NOW!!!</p>https://japanhappens.com/post/24180018912https://japanhappens.com/post/24180018912Fri, 01 Jun 2012 01:05:52 -0400Japanweirdlolfunnycatpetwhiskasdietdiet foodgogorama-old-blog<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47eb48pRl1roxhmto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>How to become a sex plastic doll?</strong></p> <p>I’m a barbie girl, in a Barbie world - but in Japan. Cure for your shyness - it will force you to talk 24/7 without any effort. Be open all the time, babble, pour drinks straight down and inhale fish and chips without chewing. <strong>You husband also might be interested in this gadget</strong> - order 2 at once - you will not regret. 100% eco latex made. Only 3,990 JPY ($50) per piece. 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This long selling Bird Killer NEO is just for you. This boomerang <strong>nunchaku with laser aiming system</strong> allows you to kill a birdie in 20 meter range. Just throw it at <strong>heron</strong> or <strong>The Thorn Birds</strong> coming towards you - prompt elimination guaranteed. You can also switch it to <strong>ultrasonic brain-crushing mode</strong> working in 5 meter range - it will boil the <strong>attacking <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ara_%28genus%29">Ara’s</a></strong> neurons instantly. 2 pieces set for only 10,500 JPY ($130). 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Now you can defecate straight into these black flexible shit absorbing unmentionables<em>. </em>Available in M, L and LL size for huge loads. Washable. <strong>Kidney stone nanoshield included</strong>. Only 6,090 JPY ($76) for a bundle pack. Consume NOW!!!</p>https://japanhappens.com/post/21266044876https://japanhappens.com/post/21266044876Tue, 17 Apr 2012 09:07:20 -0400JapanJRlolfashionpantiessexygogorama-old-blog<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23xisECP51roxhmto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Taste the Nude Balls</strong></p> <p>Puff crunky nude balls for you and your friends. Original Japanese size, glazed with chocolate. Straight from vacuum sack. Consume NOW!!!</p>https://japanhappens.com/post/20841563295https://japanhappens.com/post/20841563295Tue, 10 Apr 2012 10:02:00 -0400nutsackballsacknudeJapanloldietfoodgogorama-old-blog<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tyds5eJK1roxhmto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Fineboys +PLUS Hair</strong></p> <p>Is your testosterone level too high? Do you want to keep your sex in secret from random people? Is your girlfriend a Justin Bieber’s fan? Transform yourself into Japanese <strong>Fineboy</strong>. Perfect haircut and make-up, sweet-pink strawberry lipstick, smooth body and sex appeal of a boyscout. Only now - boob growing fertilizer for free. Don’t wait! 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This telescopic bat will fit in every pocket. Only 4,980 JPY ($61). Consume NOW!!!</p>https://japanhappens.com/post/20649663556https://japanhappens.com/post/20649663556Sat, 07 Apr 2012 09:35:53 -0400JapanJRphotololdirty picsgogorama-old-blog<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tyglu03h1roxhmto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Al Gore signature Japan </strong><strong>Eco Pet </strong></p> <p>Surely you’ve heard about the global warming (climate change and coming next: global cooling). To keep the status quo we have to fight constantly with nature, reducing our <strong>virtual water footprint</strong> and other jibba-jabbin’. Thanks to Japanese scientists, you can start to be (Umberto) Eco from today. Newest technology - carbon dioxide free green pets. As distinct from real pets - they don’t grow, they <strong>don’t fart</strong>, they <strong>don’t need any whiskas</strong> or pedigree plastic bones. You don’t have to walk them around. JR introduce you the <strong>Bush family</strong> - Mr. Rabbit, Mr. Dog and Ms. Elephant - more species are coming very soon. Consume NOW!!!<br/></p>https://japanhappens.com/post/20575480138https://japanhappens.com/post/20575480138Fri, 06 Apr 2012 01:42:00 -0400JapanecologypetnaturelolJRgogorama-old-blog<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tu8kPgVZ1roxhmto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Kiss my Feet 2</strong></p> <p>New blockbuster commercial song from Glica. Color puke’s 3rd single ready to mingle. Pure rainbow vomit sensation. Eat Glica snack till you <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UzJIrtw8WZE#t=34s">yack</a>. Photoshopped Fine Backstreet Boys straight from Japan. Consume NOW!!!</p>https://japanhappens.com/post/20405925122https://japanhappens.com/post/20405925122Tue, 03 Apr 2012 08:59:00 -0400JapangaylolShe! Her! Her!japanhappens-old-blog<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tyouNsKf1roxhmto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Amputated hand deodorant mat</strong></p> <p>Do you sweat like a pig? Nobody wants to smell your pits? Is your nickname Reeky Martin? We have solution for your odour problems. Simply amputate your hand and put on this sweat absorbing nano-mat and that’s it. Will kill bacteria, viruses, insects, even <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pediculosis_pubis"><em>Pthirus pubis</em></a> will not survive. Give yourself free of stench new life. 10 pieces for only 5,800 JPY ($71). Consume NOW!!!<br/></p>https://japanhappens.com/post/20399792422https://japanhappens.com/post/20399792422Tue, 03 Apr 2012 03:56:11 -0400JapanJRlolhealthfashiongogorama-old-blog