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      <title>Twitter =&gt; Jason Realtime</title>
      <description>Edits a Twitter RSS feed into a more suitable from for micro-blogging tools like Tumblr.  Activates URLs, adds a logo with /statuses/ link, and links to users referred by "@name".

This pipe in particular is piping 47teen's tweets to http://mushi-kun.tumblr.com/, but feel free to clone it for your own tumblelog.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:29:25 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>There's a dude in the background of the debate that looks like he really needs to get up and pee</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/414375047/950677915</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/950677915"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; There's a dude in the background of the debate that looks like he really needs to get up and pee</description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:22:11 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>@jjrussell Video of CNBC comments on credit cards not working: http://bit.ly/1knr5c</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/414375048/950652878</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/950652878"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; @&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jjrussell"&gt;jjrussell&lt;/a&gt; Video of CNBC comments on credit cards not working: &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://bit.ly/1knr5c"&gt;http://bit.ly/1knr5c&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:13:42 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>This was a CNBC report that said UK credit cards not being accepted, BTW. Not tinfoil. Hopefully it is not true.</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/414375049/950625124</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/950625124"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; This was a CNBC report that said UK credit cards not being accepted, BTW. Not tinfoil. Hopefully it is not true.</description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:02:39 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>Hate to distract from the circus, but there are reports that UK credit cards have stopped working in EU. If that is true, go get cash *NOW*.</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/414375050/950620538</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/950620538"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Hate to distract from the circus, but there are reports that UK credit cards have stopped working in EU. If that is true, go get cash *NOW*.</description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:00:59 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>Ah, thar's me bounce. Thank you, brain.</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/413236968/948669244</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/948669244"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Ah, thar's me bounce. Thank you, brain.</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:30:17 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>the bathroom poster tells me October is "Cookie Month". Sheesh. And to think October actually used to MEAN something...</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/413236969/948661039</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/948661039"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; the bathroom poster tells me October is "Cookie Month". Sheesh. And to think October actually used to MEAN something...</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:23:01 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>Now, hoping for a big bounce so I can reload on puts. Or, even better, maybe they'll shoot the zombie banks so I can invest like a norma ...</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/413236970/948655683</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/948655683"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Now, hoping for a big bounce so I can reload on puts. Or, even better, maybe they'll shoot the zombie banks so I can invest like a norma ...</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:18:35 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>My brain won.</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/413236971/948653768</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/948653768"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; My brain won.</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:17:05 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>Debating whether to sell my puts now that the S&amp;P is close to 10k. My brain says sell, my heart says hold. Hmm....</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/413236972/948638589</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/948638589"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Debating whether to sell my puts now that the S&amp;P is close to 10k. My brain says sell, my heart says hold. Hmm....</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:03:47 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>Gov't: "Financial markets are sound." Also, "These are not the droids you are looking for."</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/412975685/948310674</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/948310674"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Gov't: "Financial markets are sound." Also, "These are not the droids you are looking for."</description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:41:12 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>Mass having problems rolling over debt. We should give Barney Frank a broom and tell him to make himself useful.</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/411628679/946688640</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/946688640"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Mass having problems rolling over debt. We should give Barney Frank a broom and tell him to make himself useful.</description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:26:51 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>Major, major financial event going on Monday. Auction of Fannie and Freddie debt. COULD trigger over 50 TRILLION in default swaps. Scary.</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/411425605/946547187</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/946547187"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Major, major financial event going on Monday. Auction of Fannie and Freddie debt. COULD trigger over 50 TRILLION in default swaps. Scary.</description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:18:59 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>Annoucement: Retirement age in America will now be pushed back to 119.</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/410622938/945381893</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/945381893"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Annoucement: Retirement age in America will now be pushed back to 119.</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:06:14 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>Retweeting @atask - Bloomberg article on the real reason for the bailout http://tinyurl.com/45a3pa 'Cept they missed the China connection</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/410353694/944907349</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/944907349"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Retweeting @&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/atask"&gt;atask&lt;/a&gt; - Bloomberg article on the real reason for the bailout &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://tinyurl.com/45a3pa"&gt;http://tinyurl.com/45a3pa&lt;/a&gt; 'Cept they missed the China connection</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:44:19 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>@CindyChang I'm not sure yet. Would have written in Ron Paul, but he's endorsed Chuck Schumer so I'm thinking about that option.</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/410353695/944904747</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/944904747"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; @&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/CindyChang"&gt;CindyChang&lt;/a&gt; I'm not sure yet. Would have written in Ron Paul, but he's endorsed Chuck Schumer so I'm thinking about that option.</description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:41:52 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>Based on the fact that both candidates voted for the treasonous bailout bill I'm not voting for either one. Time to fix the system.</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/409889667/944372501</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/944372501"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Based on the fact that both candidates voted for the treasonous bailout bill I'm not voting for either one. Time to fix the system.</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:36:20 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>Resisting the urge to start calling Palin Gidget.</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/409889668/944365666</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/944365666"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Resisting the urge to start calling Palin Gidget.</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:33:49 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>I quasi-caved in to turning off this tripe. Picture-in-picture.</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/409889669/944349121</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/944349121"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; I quasi-caved in to turning off this tripe. Picture-in-picture.</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:28:21 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>You two are so darn cute! So, what's your favorite cupcake recipe?</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/409889670/944324644</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/944324644"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; You two are so darn cute! So, what's your favorite cupcake recipe?</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:20:36 PDT</pubDate>
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         <title>Wow, Biden actually mentioned the Constitution! How novel in a presidential race!</title>
         <link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JasonRealtime/~3/409889671/944317632</link>
         <description>&lt;a rel="nofollow" class="tweet" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/jasonkolb/statuses/944317632"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cetera.insecti.com/twitter_t_small.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Wow, Biden actually mentioned the Constitution! How novel in a presidential race!</description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:18:35 PDT</pubDate>
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