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"I'm running for president and leading in the Republican polls. Why? Because the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate blacks, and I'm crazier than a shithouse rat."</atom:summary><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2011/11/iron-mike-as-citizen-cain.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The American Dream</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/8mVWiBJ-F2w/american-dream.html</link><category>greed</category><category>American Dream</category><category>george carlin</category><category>democracy</category><category>lobbyists</category><category>owners</category><category>rich</category><category>elections</category><category>corruption</category><category>cool video</category><category>politics</category><category>business</category><category>freedom</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 15:42:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-7312824976907536470</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-10-07T16:42:29.650-06:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" /><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/rsL6mKxtOlQ/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2011/10/american-dream.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Exhibition Junction</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/AkQBL0FIHr0/exhibition-junction.html</link><category>Anthony Weiner</category><category>george carlin</category><category>humor</category><category>comedy</category><category>Jimmy Kimmel</category><category>sex</category><category>dirty words</category><category>profanity</category><category>Schoolhouse Rock</category><category>animation</category><category>funny video</category><category>funny</category><category>obscenity</category><category>satire</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 11:33:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-9043507961953803896</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-06-17T12:35:14.466-06:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">In the wake of my hero zero Anthony Weiner unpacking his adjectives and showing why three really is a magic number, the Kimmel crew reaches out to the young 'uns via the magic of animation.

Half the fun of posting this was compiling the keywords.  I ended up using much of George Carlin's expanded list of obscenities.

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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2011/06/exhibition-junction.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>This is pretty much the worst video ever made</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/AP5UkhuRV3M/this-is-pretty-much-worst-video-ever.html</link><category>Get a Life</category><category>Greg the Bunny</category><category>bodaggit</category><category>Epic Rap Battles of History</category><category>The George Carlin Show</category><category>Fox</category><category>television</category><category>napoleon dynamite</category><category>YouTube</category><category>Napoleon Bonaparte</category><category>Nice Peter</category><category>funny videos</category><category>The Tick</category><category>Pedro</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 11:19:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-6701171676009234946</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-10-06T12:21:42.709-06:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Gosh, I guess Napoleon Dynamite (from whose movie comes this post's title) won't be spending this summer with his uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines. He'll be on TV in a new animated series that features the original cast, a remarkable coup for the Fox network. Here's the trailer:


Hopefully the freakin' idiots and bodaggits at Fox won't ruin the characters. The show seems promising, but one of </atom:summary><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/dQ0uUdbsIxY/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2011/05/this-is-pretty-much-worst-video-ever.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Ron Paul II</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/-VeeND3shN8/ron-paul-ii.html</link><category>reagan</category><category>humor</category><category>Gipperbot</category><category>economy</category><category>GOP</category><category>Ronald Reagan</category><category>RonPaul ReaganRyan</category><category>animation</category><category>Paul Ryan</category><category>animated gif</category><category>funny</category><category>satire</category><category>morph</category><category>Republicans</category><category>politics</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 18:32:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-2225886890416548049</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-04-29T16:42:32.652-06:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">I'm not talking about Rand or the pope. I give you RonPaul ReaganRyan, the shapeshifting Gipperbot who has come to complete the GOP's destiny! Ugh. (Note how little the hair changes.)

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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2011/04/ron-paul-ii.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>A most interesting Beatles medley</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/rtRMz1VlbO4/most-interesting-beatles-medley.html</link><category>beatles</category><category>virtuosos</category><category>guitar</category><category>Mel Brooks</category><category>Steve Vai</category><category>Danny Gatton</category><category>Phil deGruy</category><category>Dali</category><category>guitarp</category><category>Le Show</category><category>music video</category><category>Coltrane</category><category>Harry Shearer</category><category>music</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 20:55:00 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-4447895874485631683</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-03-02T22:03:32.814-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Behold the magic hands and mystical axe of 17-string storyteller Phil deGruy. The late, great Danny Gatton said of deGruy: "I have never been more impressed with anybody's playing, ever!" Rock virtuoso Steve Vai said deGruy's style "sounds like John Coltrane meets Mel Brooks at a party for Salvador Dalí."



Here's a Harry Shearer interview with deGruy on the 7 November 2010 edition of Le Show: </atom:summary><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2011/03/most-interesting-beatles-medley.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Huffington Grope</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/BLlRdibzZEU/huffington-grope.html</link><category>squeeze</category><category>ass</category><category>funny video</category><category>humor</category><category>Arianna Huffington</category><category>weird</category><category>comedy</category><category>Jimmy Kimmel</category><category>Bill Maher</category><category>strange</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 11:42:00 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-532860249453987459</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-03-01T13:03:50.933-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Arianna once put the squeeze on Jimmy Kimmel, and in the strangest way possible. Start the video at 0:53 to get right to the... er, bottom of this.



The key part, transcribed:

Jimmy Kimmel: "She did something to me once a long time ago that I've never told anyone before. ... I used to do a game show called 'Win Ben Stein's Money,' and she was on the show as a contestant. She was eliminated. I </atom:summary><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/D4IaqKWF2NA/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2011/03/huffington-grope.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Op-odds and sods</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/nbcRlaU3skM/op-odds-and-sods.html</link><category>journalims</category><category>tools</category><category>cheney</category><category>hacks</category><category>Ann Coulter</category><category>conservatives</category><category>Lanny Davis</category><category>editorials</category><category>GOP</category><category>Frank Rich</category><category>new york times</category><category>opinion</category><category>Rick Santorum</category><category>spoof</category><category>satire</category><category>op-eds</category><category>Republicans</category><category>Grey Lady</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 10:55:00 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-3256800397766330437</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-03-01T11:59:27.707-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">So Frank Rich has departed the The New York Times for smaller  pastures, leaving one wondering who is to replace him on the hallowed—and increasingly right-leaning—op-ed pages of the Grey Lady. Hm...

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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2011/03/op-odds-and-sods.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Chew on some death</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/Cmt5SzYkTY0/chew-on-some-death.html</link><category>Get a Life</category><category>Eagleheart</category><category>Chuck Norris</category><category>parody</category><category>humor</category><category>Adult Swim</category><category>comedy</category><category>television</category><category>Cartoon Network</category><category>Conaco</category><category>Walker Texas Ranger</category><category>send-up</category><category>funny video</category><category>Chris Elliott</category><category>funny</category><category>justice</category><category>TV</category><category>horny</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 12:39:00 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-6398717209461579561</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-02-01T17:09:49.167-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">"Me so horny... for justice." Chris Elliott is back on television, starring in Eagleheart—which looks to be a send-up of Walker, Texas Ranger—on Adult Swim. I'm still holding out hope that the complete series of Elliott's classic TV comedy Get a Life is released on DVD soon.

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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2011/02/chew-on-some-death.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Bachmann-Ryan Overdrive</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/wYcWtjb3OaQ/bachmann-ryan-overdrive.html</link><category>reagan</category><category>SOTU</category><category>speech</category><category>humor</category><category>Michele Bachmann</category><category>Tea Party</category><category>Paul Ryan</category><category>Obama</category><category>palin</category><category>State of the Union</category><category>funny</category><category>satire</category><category>politics</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2011 20:46:00 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-4532867662957080660</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-01-25T21:47:33.327-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">What some saw after Obama's SOTU speech...



What others saw...

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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2010/12/95-90-10-85-10.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Wish you weren't here</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/AZ7Ldod8_RE/wish-you-werent-here.html</link><category>assheads</category><category>Josh Sussman</category><category>Greg the Bunny</category><category>Warren DeMontague</category><category>humor</category><category>Warren the Ape</category><category>comedy</category><category>Dan Milano</category><category>MTV</category><category>Cecil</category><category>YouTube</category><category>funny video</category><category>funny</category><category>GTFO</category><category>satire</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 14:53:00 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-1680593608595382586</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-01-17T00:44:51.561-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">So those assheads at MTV apparently cancelled 'Warren the Ape,' the only reason to bother watching that godawful wreck of a once-worthy network.  At least they were kind enough to send a GTFO card to cast member Josh "Cecil" Sussman.

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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2010/11/wish-you-werent-here.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>RIP Edwin Newman</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/6V6menryUXU/rip-edwin-newman.html</link><category>video</category><category>Spinal Tap</category><category>journalism</category><category>Edwin Newman</category><category>SNL</category><category>KISS</category><category>news</category><category>RIP</category><category>broadcasting</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 10:19:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-650104031721158731</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-01-17T00:45:00.691-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">The gruff but lovable broadcaster, who relished life, language and levity, has passed away at the ripe old age of 91. I always enjoyed his bits on Saturday Night Live, but probably not as much as he enjoyed doing them. Here's the famously stone-faced newsman back in 1978 interviewing rock superstars KISS, in a report that is practically a blueprint for the classic mockumentary This Is Spınal Tap.</atom:summary><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2010/09/rip-edwin-newman.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Ye Olde Starr Wars</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/kQaCSUF7GlA/ye-olde-starr-wars.html</link><category>sound</category><category>color</category><category>parody</category><category>talkies</category><category>black and white</category><category>silent film</category><category>Star Wars</category><category>Kodachrome</category><category>cool video</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:00:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-323499677192111933</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-01-17T00:45:10.660-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">A long time ago, i.e. before Kodachrome and talkies, in a galaxy far, far away...

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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2010/08/ye-olde-starr-wars.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Women aren't funny</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/57VgNxOaVvE/women-arent-funny.html</link><category>Imogene Coca</category><category>Merrill Markoe</category><category>Dawn French</category><category>Madeline Kahn</category><category>Julia Louis-Dreyfus</category><category>LaWanda Page</category><category>Jan Hooks</category><category>women</category><category>Catherine O'Hara</category><category>Carol Burnett</category><category>Carol Leifer</category><category>funny</category><category>Jennifer Saunders</category><category>Dorothy Parker</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 07:49:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-1114409020176095569</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-08-17T23:23:18.913-06:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">So Jerry Lewis, Christopher Hitchens and other peculiar men have said. Here are 12 women that are funnier than Jerry Lewis ever was.

1. Dorothy Parker
2. Imogene Coca
3. LaWanda Page
4. Carol Burnett
5. Madeline Kahn
6. Merrill Markoe
7. Catherine O'Hara
8. Carol Leifer
9. Jan Hooks
10. Dawn French
11. Jennifer Saunders
12. Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Moms Mabley, Teri Garr, Nell Scovell, Gilda Radner,</atom:summary><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">5</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2010/08/women-arent-funny.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Slowmo Blotto</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/ZvlAGI2dsWI/slowmo-blotto.html</link><category>ad</category><category>commercial</category><category>slowmo</category><category>super slowmo</category><category>beer</category><category>blotto</category><category>Carlton Draught</category><category>YouTube</category><category>silly</category><category>fat guys</category><category>funny video</category><category>slow motion</category><category>Australia</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 15:57:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-4700980101768101346</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-01-17T00:45:23.731-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Beer, fat guys and slow motion: a combo that simply can't be beat. Enjoy this new ad from Australia's Carlton Draught.

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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2010/08/slowmo-blotto.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Weirdball</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/l-ynbjnAbs8/weirdball.html</link><category>eerie</category><category>warren</category><category>hockey</category><category>blogs</category><category>football</category><category>creepy</category><category>baseball</category><category>weirdball</category><category>horror</category><category>Ken Kelly</category><category>comics</category><category>Quiddity</category><category>magazines</category><category>art</category><category>basketball</category><category>athletics</category><category>sports</category><category>covers</category><category>Kim McQuaite</category><category>Don Maitz</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:25:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-3737624417205011206</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-01-17T00:38:22.602-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">These should bring back some pleasant memories to those who dig sports and grew up reading and collecting issues of Creepy and Eerie.

A wonderful blog dedicated to the classic Warren magazines, by the way, is here.

Cover art credits: 1. Ken Kelly; 2. Don Maitz; 3. Don Maitz; 4. Ken Kelly; 5. Kim McQuaite. Click on the images for more information on each issue and a larger version of the artwork</atom:summary><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2010/07/weirdball.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Make a joyful noise</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/6VcsoSOjNFQ/make-joyful-noise.html</link><category>lord of the rings</category><category>video</category><category>football</category><category>soccer</category><category>comedy</category><category>FIFA</category><category>futbol</category><category>World Cup</category><category>YouTube</category><category>vuvuzela</category><category>funny video</category><category>noise</category><category>funny</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 06:47:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-6022597215388714099</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-01-17T00:46:01.051-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Or not.

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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2010/06/make-joyful-noise.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>What are you, a centipede?</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/xthXQ5l2DRI/what-are-you-centipede.html</link><category>centipede</category><category>YouTube</category><category>ad</category><category>inlaws</category><category>thumb</category><category>funny video</category><category>funny</category><category>comedy</category><category>Klondike</category><category>adam carolla</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:36:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-8646973971113510901</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-01-17T00:38:44.164-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Master packer Adam Carolla shows the missus how to properly jampack a car and has his mother-in-law under, or more correctly onto, his thumb.

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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2010/06/what-are-you-centipede.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Truth, love and laughter</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/qax4tONEE8g/truth-love-and-laughter.html</link><category>video</category><category>bill hicks</category><category>documentary</category><category>george carlin</category><category>humor</category><category>jon stewart</category><category>comedy</category><category>richard pryor</category><category>adam carolla</category><category>suicide</category><category>sam kinison</category><category>american</category><category>paul mooney</category><category>lenny bruce</category><category>hunter thompson</category><category>larry david</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 02:36:00 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-4815739789745328039</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-01-17T00:36:14.054-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">I wasn't a huge Bill Hicks fan while he was alive; I preferred the crazed irreverence of his contemporary Sam Kinison, and I thought Hicks mined some of the same territory Lenny Bruce and George Carlin already had.  So I missed out on a lot of Hicks' work while he was around.

Since his untimely passing, though, I've become very fond of his work and the man himself, who was in person a most </atom:summary><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2010/03/truth-love-and-laughter.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Slowmo Fido</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/9crVcK20hYU/slowmo-fido.html</link><category>cute</category><category>ad</category><category>Pedigree</category><category>super slowmo</category><category>snacks</category><category>drugs</category><category>what if</category><category>dogs</category><category>treats</category><category>YouTube</category><category>silly</category><category>funny video</category><category>slow motion</category><category>cool video</category><category>Kubrick</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:02:00 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-2394377303287298997</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-01-17T00:46:19.663-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">This answers the question, "What would an ad made by a drug-fueled Stanley Kubrick featuring dogs jumping in slow motion look like?"


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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2010/03/slowmo-fido.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Flickrpick: Kite-eating sea</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/THiX1_S0PXs/flickrpick-kite-eating-sea.html</link><category>ocean</category><category>photography</category><category>sea</category><category>Geof Wilson</category><category>Christchurch</category><category>kite</category><category>New Zealand</category><category>geoftheref</category><category>octopus</category><category>flickrpick</category><category>New Brighton Pier</category><category>New Brighton</category><category>flickr</category><category>beach</category><category>Peter Lynn</category><category>photos</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 13:45:00 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-6949578004594475678</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-01-17T00:44:08.438-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">An octopus kite, designed by Peter Lynn, in flight off New Brighton Pier in Christchurch, New Zealand. Photo by Geof Wilson.
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2010/02/flickrpick-kite-eating-sea.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>No way to confirm</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/PNDDeoblE4o/no-way-to-confirm.html</link><category>propaganda</category><category>humor</category><category>truth</category><category>religion</category><category>al jazeera</category><category>chris crocker</category><category>media</category><category>Murdoch</category><category>osama</category><category>Priscilla Bracks</category><category>Associated Press</category><category>pentagon</category><category>Jesus</category><category>satire</category><category>future</category><category>Republicans</category><category>myth</category><category>grayson</category><category>new journalism</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 04:38:00 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-7377126002532250976</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-01-17T00:46:36.655-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Though it's nothing new, sometimes you just have to sit back and marvel at the might of New Journalism.

To wit, check the Murdoch News (f/k/a The Associated Press) article on our old friend Osama bin Laden's reappearance after a lengthy media sabbatical, an event sure to top the news for days and weeks to come.

"Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden claimed responsibility for the Christmas Day </atom:summary><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2010/01/no-way-to-confirm.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Flickrpick: Trace for impact</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JazzFromHell/~3/rIjsfN44Y_U/flickrpick-trace-for-impact.html</link><category>Kostas Mavroudis</category><category>photography</category><category>Greek</category><category>flashlight</category><category>Greece</category><category>Crete</category><category>light</category><category>flickrpick</category><category>flickr</category><category>Jesus</category><category>experimental</category><category>photos</category><category>cross</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Guzmán)</author><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 03:19:00 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22542062.post-8026474202073730417</guid><atom:updated xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">2011-01-17T00:41:59.306-07:00</atom:updated><atom:summary xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">A photographic experiment with light, taken by Kostas Mavroudis.

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