Obviously I’m cute, or my man-servant Chia wouldn’t have held his phone for three minutes watching me play with my mouse. I don’t know what the big deal is…it’s a mouse hanging from a string…WTF??? I must kill the hanging flying bouncing mouse!

One thing is for sure, man-servant Chia really needs to find a better way to do video. I’ll make him use a real camera next time. Psh…humans…I tell ya…

Did you see how cute I am?!?!

I still like to talk a lot. It’s fun!

And I love to sit on his shoulder! He told his friends that he’s training me to be a parrot and we’ll dress up like pirates some day. Silly guy. I’d love to eat a parrot though…they look so yummy! And I love those colorful feathers…they’re just like the feathers on one of the toys he bought me. Ohhhhh how I love that toy. It’s awesome!

I'm training to be a parrot

Was I talking about something? I don’t know. I’m happy and that’s all that matters, right? I’m a little princess in my own way. I get my nice moist food to eat, I get to sit on Papa Chia’s lap for hours each day…mmmm…love it…so so warm and comfy.

Papa Chia says I’m supposed to tell everyone that I finally peed and pooped in the litter box. I don’t know why he thinks everyone should know that, and he sure was excited when I did, but I guess I’ll do what he says.

He also says my blog posts are a bit scattered and that I need to stick to one topic or something. Man…I’m just a kitten! Get off my back! If he wants to stick to his structured writing styles he can do that in Chia Town or Wax Porhetoric. I’m a kitten, soon to be a mighty cat. Have you ever SEEN a cat? Do we have that much of an attention span (aside from the times we’ll stand still for an hour looking at our prey)? No, we don’t. We’ll bounce off the wall one minute and be sleeping the next (literally) so you should feel lucky that you’ve got a blogging kitten right now.

Ok, I’m going to go sit on his lap now. Happy Sunday everyone!

A couple days ago I was picked up by Chia and we went on a long drive in a car. WTF is with you people and cars??? What a pain. Nonetheless I let him know my displeasure of being in a car by meowing the entire trip. Every now and then I’d sit on his lap and roll around, but then I’d meow again.

When we got to what he called “home” he put me down. This place was huge! I mean…I could actually run around. I didn’t though. I ran under the couch and stayed there. That was much better. See…I’m a shy little kitty. A shy little kitty that meows a lot. Hear me roar!

Chia has been good to me though. Since I’m such a scaredy cat (ha! I’m funny! Get it? Scaredy cat? Because I’m a cat?) he decided to move my food and water over by the couch so I’ll eat every now and then. Too scary to walk all the way across the living room into the kitchen! He keeps putting me down in the litter box too. I get it buddy…you want me to pee and pooh in there. I’m a cat, naturally clean. I’ll do it when I’m ready.

All in all, Chia seems like a nice guy. I think I’ll hang out with him more often. Back to the couch!

Jeanie the Cat will soon be here. We’re sure she’ll be as sassy and spunky as Sparky the Cat was (may she rest in peace…good little kitty).

Stay tuned to see what this nutty little Burmese cat will get herself into and her views on her life as well as her nutty owner Chia.