The Jersey Shorecast

412 – “Ciao, Italia”

shorecast@baldmove.com (Bald Move) — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 04:27:24 +0000

The finale of the Jersey Shorecast is coming at you! This week’s episode features Vinnie modeling bras, Paulie D being a standup guy, Mike being a shit weasel, and meatballs being meatballs. It also features the very last Tricky/AK47 duet of the season.

If you like what we do, hate it, want to blow us up, whatever, email us at shorecast@baldmove.com. You can shout out to Tricky directly @Shore4Cast on Twitter. We’d really appreciate your iTunes reviews, love or hate. See ya next season!

411 – “Situation Problem”

shorecast@baldmove.com (Bald Move) — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 04:33:05 +0000

The lovely and talented Charismatic rejoins Tricky and AK for this week’s episode featuring boiled meatballs, Paulie employing the rarely seen self-cockblock, and the Situation causing multiple situations, none of them good.

410 – “Damage is Done”

shorecast@baldmove.com (Bald Move) — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 04:41:39 +0000

This week we talk about Snooki getting blackout sex, Mike’s boyfriend, “The Unit”, they boy’s trip to Sicily and the girl’s trip to wine country, Mike’s ill advised canary trap, Jwoww laying down the truth, and Jionni getting paid.

409 – “Three Girls and a Snooki”

shorecast@baldmove.com (Bald Move) — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 21:57:50 +0000

Sorry we missed last week! That’s the problem with working with rookie podcasters… Actually, I had my 5 year old over, and our recording process is not kid-friendly, to say the least.

MTV describes the episode thusly: “Snooki is devastated over her big fight with Jionni, and decides to take a break from the relationship. Mike thinks it’s finally his chance to win her over, but it’s someone else who ends up comforting her. Meanwhile, Deena has a pregnancy scare.” We say: “WTF?”

A.Ron ponders whether Snooki has real, recognizable human emotions, Charismatic asserts her authority, and Nicky laws down the law. Vinnie sexually assaults Deena, Snooki sexually assaults half of Italy, and no charges are filed. Deena gets hysterically pregnant, Mike swoops in on Snooki, but Vinnie’s the one that scores.

407 – “Meatball Mashup”

shorecast@baldmove.com (Bald Move) — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 04:27:00 +0000

Tonight was all about Team Meatball, as we begin, middle, and end with the goddamned Snooki show, co-starring Deena. I’m serious. Snooki is tired of people worrying about her. Then she doesn’t work. Then she talks to her loser boyfriend. Then she struggles to define the word “beach”. Then Deena comes in and busts glasses. Somehow they start making out, they end up hooking up, narrowly missing a break-up, and not at all missing a police car. We end with Team Meatball in tears, being cuffed and stuffed into the back of a kit kat again.

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406 – “Fistpump, Pushups, Chapstick”

shorecast@baldmove.com (Bald Move) — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 04:38:51 +0000

Tricky Nicky is BACK, and breaking down the Jersey Shore with the help of AK47 and introducing the lovely Charismatic. In this week Mike becomes the Situation once again, Snooki’s kid just don’t know, Deena has a near smush with a sister kisser, The Paulie D and Vinnie comedy hour, and man-made tits.

If you want to keep up with us, check us out on Twitter, or give us a shout on email. We’re up on iTunes, love us or hate us give us a review! Stay tuned, as we’ll have a brief recap of the aftershow out tomorrow. See you then!

405 – “And The Wall Won”

shorecast@baldmove.com (Bald Move) — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 20:56:05 +0000

The Bald Move Network expands into reality TV! This is a VERY different show compared to Breaking Good, as our friends Tricky Nicky and AK47 break down the latest insanity that is the Jersey Shore. In this week, The Situation knocks himself out, Sammie and Ronnie continue to torment each other, and Paulie finds out what it means to be in the streets of Florence!

If you want to keep up with us, check us out on Twitter, or give us a shout on email. Stay tuned, as we’ll have a brief recap of the aftershow out tomorrow. See you then!