Jesse Perry's Thingee

Open Mike at Lundy Zane's

2011-11-28T18:24:00.001-08:00

A new episode, up now at ComedyPodcast.com! http://jit.comedypodcast.com/jesse-is-terrific-episode-12/ Not on iTunes yet, but it will be!

Housekeeping

2011-11-20T07:11:00.001-08:00

Thanks to Best Part Productions for plugging my blog. You can view their Kickstarter project here. They're talented guys that deserve support. This is my blog where I occasionally complain about stuff. I post infrequently, but sometimes I have an interesting thought or two. (but not three) My podcast, Jesse Is Terrifc, is a 10-minute long showcase of jackassery, with sketches, songs and lots

Jesse Is Terrific, Episode 11

2011-11-06T15:57:00.000-08:00

New episode is up, finally! Thanks to Paul Strickland for all of his help. Hope you ha-ha! http://jit.comedypodcast.com/jesse-is-terrific-episode-11/ Add me on iTunes already!

How People In Alabama Come Together

2011-10-13T15:36:00.000-07:00

I just read this at SI.com: During the homecoming parade at Alabama last Saturday, a float had a man, presuming to be [tree poisoner Harvey] Updyke, hanging in effigy. It read: "We hang tree killers,'' and "If you poison trees in Auburn we hang you.'' In Alabama, they hang people in effigy AS A PEACE OFFERING. That is all.

Sunday Morning Ramble

2011-10-09T08:48:00.000-07:00

Some thoughts as I try to wake up this morning: - Episode 10 of my comedy podcast is up. Weird to think that I've recorded nearly 2 hours of goofiness this year. I hope it continues! Thanks to everyone that enjoys the show (I can name at least four.) I have several ideas for upcoming shows, so stay tuned. Link at ComedyPodcast.com | Link at iTunes - Watched the UT-Georgia game last night.

Look! Over Your Head! It's A Joke!

2011-09-29T18:50:00.000-07:00

Greetings, whoever! Still working on the new podcast, but it's almost done. Stop pestering me about it, No One! As I sit here watching Craig James and Jesse Palmer on ESPN, I'm reminded of the 3rd biggest goof that I encountered today.. I went to the post office after work ended, and there was a line. The man behind the counter made a wry comment: "It seems it always gets busy around this time

Jesse Is Terrific, Episode 009

2011-09-10T11:02:00.000-07:00

Episode 9 is up, featuring the return of the Sports Vortex! Jesse is Terrific, Episode 9 Thanks for the people that said nice things about the show. The last few blog posts have been shilling for the podcast, but I plan on complaining about other things on here soon. Also, subscribe to the other shows on ComedyPodcast.com, as they are delightful.

Jesse Is Terrific, Episode 008

2011-08-23T17:17:00.000-07:00

My new podcast is up at ComedyPodcast.com, and you should listen to it, telling the amazing tale of MC Heavy Cream. Enjoy! Jesse is Terrific, Episode 8

Jesse Is Terrific, Episode 7

2011-08-10T07:09:00.001-07:00

A new episode from America’s favorite “Hills Have Eyes monkey mouth lookin’ ass bitch”! Featuring cameos by Paul Strickland, Chris Slight and Brian Bates! Jesse Is Terrific, Episode 7

Harry Potter: OHHHHH Now I Get It

2011-08-08T17:05:00.000-07:00

WAIT, WHAT?!? LOSSSSSSTT!!!!!!!! After watching Harry Potter and the Two-Hour Long Third Act in theaters, I was actually interested in going back and checking out the other movies; The final film felt rushed, but several things sparked my memory, like the goblin bank and that place with a bunch of statues where Ron and Hermione kissed. I decided to rewatch the series, and after running through

Jesse Is Terrific, Episode 6

2011-07-26T07:05:00.000-07:00

My new podcast is up, with thoughts on hataz, Lundy Zane and a guest appearance from beloved comic Brian Bates. Hooray for me! Jesse Is Terrific, Episode 6

Harry Potter And The Final Pile Of Plot Points: A Review

2011-07-19T17:51:00.000-07:00

I still haven't read the books, but by all accounts, the ending of Harry Potter is one of the best endings to a long-running work of fiction in the last few years, thrilling and exciting and thematically fitting and moving and glorious and tons of other adjectives. Since I haven't read the books, I was unable to fully engage in the weepy sniffing and applause that was going on all around me as

Jesse Is Terrific Episode 5

2011-07-11T16:35:00.000-07:00

My iTunes feed apparently has the flu, so listen to my new podcast here: http://jit.comedypodcast.com/jesse-is-terrific-episode-5/ Thank you.

Movie Stuff

2011-07-10T09:06:00.000-07:00

I recently caught up on several movies that I should have watched years ago, along with a movie that vastly improved upon rewatch. Let's get to babblin': Sunshine - 2007 was a helluva year for movies: No Country For Old Men, There Will be Blood, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Before The Devil Knows You're Dead, Breach, 300, Zodiac, Superbad, No End In Sight, Into The Wild, Gone Baby Gone,

Jesse Is Terrific, Episode 4 / iTunes!

2011-07-02T20:31:00.000-07:00

I just posted my new podcast at the delightful website ComedyPodcast.com, and soon you should be able to download it from iTunes. Subscribe to me on iTunes today, and enjoy my dumb comedy. Episode 4 on ComedyPodcast.com - Scott Stapp and sports talk and other things and stuff.

Kevin Rogers Got A Raw Deal

2011-06-23T15:40:00.000-07:00

With Tracy Morgan's apology here in Nashville a few days ago, The Great Tracy Morgan Homophobic Rant Scandal slowly draws to a close, with Morgan and GLAAD both getting much-needed publicity that will hopefully pull them out of obscurity. But what of Kevin Rogers, the guy that wrote his honest opinion on his Facebook page and was greeted with a publicity shitstorm? I think it may take a while

Jesse Is Terrific, Episode 3

2011-06-22T15:41:00.000-07:00

I just finished 10 more minutes of dumb sketchery that I hope you enjoy, with a look at AMC's new drama, a cannibal, and the conclusion of Chip Feingold, Turkey Detective. You can listen to it on my page at ComedyPodcast.com, but I've had some problems streaming it. So, here's a link to the file if you want to go ahead and download. (15 MB, 11:12) Look for the podcast to be on iTunes, complete

"The Killing" Is 2011's Best Comedy

2011-06-20T17:12:00.000-07:00

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TURN ON A LIGHT? As the finale for The Killing was winding down, I was chuckling to myself. This ludicrous season was being capped off in the most ludicrous way possible, with the evil politician being brought down after our brave hero cops decided to go back to the scene of the crime and found evidence to convict, evidence that could have been found the morning of the ki-

Several Brief Movie Reviews

2011-06-11T09:02:00.000-07:00

Paris Blues - Paris Blues stars Paul Newman and Sidney Poitier as a pair of jazz musicians living in Paris, who fall for a couple of tourists, played by Joanne Woodward and Diahann Carroll. It's a fascinating look at Paris' jazz scene (or Hollywood's version of it) at the time; It's well-acted, but the romances are half-baked. At least a quarter of the film consists of montages, with the couples

Jesse Is Terrific, Episode 002

2011-06-07T11:00:00.000-07:00

NOTE: This was originally posted on my new page at ComedyPodcast.com. Look for future episodes to be featured there and on iTunes. Turkey detectives, drunk robots, and DJ Sam Elliott. Let's get goofy.

Jesse Is Terrific, Episode 001

2011-06-04T08:57:00.000-07:00

I don't know why this un-published. Sorry about that. IIf Spider-Man can reboot after 3 years, I can reboot after 10 months. Enjoy this new podcast. It's really stupid. Featuring Colonel Parker (who you can follow on Twitter right here), a look at the upcoming Harry Potter movie that ends with an explosion for some reason, and the magic of Whiny Shabazz. WHEE! Follow me on Twitter, won't you?

Why "Superman: The Movie" Isn't All That Great

2011-06-01T20:00:00.000-07:00

I re-watched the original Christopher Reeve Superman last weekend. Superman: The Movie was a classic according to my memory, but watching it again made me notice the stuff in the film that didn’t work. Maybe it’s because I’ve become elitist and bitter, but is it me, or is this movie not all that great? HEAR ME OUT, HYPER-REACTIVE NERDS! I still really like the film, for the most part. I

"Catfish"

2011-05-25T14:43:00.000-07:00

On one of my recent blogs, "DamnitDe'Mun" aka My Only Reader, left the following comment: Fatty (see me for copyright infringement later), I did see a movie worth mentioning recently. CATFISH. I just mentioned it. More on CATFISH: I know I'm expected to make the "Fat, Black man from the South thought he was watching a film on the delicacy" joke, but no!* There was advertised, in its

A Play-By-Play of "Unstoppable"

2011-05-19T17:27:00.000-07:00

"Hey young guy!" "What's up OLD MAN?" "Alright, let's get on this train!" (later, on the train) "I've got issues with my girl, Denzel!" "Me too, but my girl is my daughter because I'm the older co-star!" Meanwhile: "Hmm, I think I'll put this train on automatic pilot UH OHHHHH" Back at the other train: "How about this banter, young fella?" "Whatever, Old Man!" "Listen, young

Fatty's Movie Round-Up

2011-05-17T15:11:00.000-07:00

I saw a bunch of stuff, ranging from classics to sorta-classics to not-really-classics to boring crap. I will talk about of these experiences now. The Back to the Future Trilogy - I hadn't seen these movies in years, and I recall my friend Joe Southards being enamored with them. I remember thinking he was goofy for liking such things. Sorry, Joe. I bought the BTTF trilogy Blu-Ray on a whim off