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	<title>Jessica Alfieri</title>
	
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		<title>Baby Elephant on a Beach</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 20:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jessica Alfieri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You guys, this is actually Eric on a beach. (via Stuff&#8230;)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You guys, this is actually Eric on a beach.</p>
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<p>(via <a href="http://stuffistolefromtheinternet.com/animals/baby-elephant-on-a-beach/">Stuff&#8230;</a>)</p>
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		<title>Spring Stuff</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:44:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jessica Alfieri</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[spring]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[New York is exploding with great stuff, and so am I!  (Well&#8230; we hope mine is great stuff and not just a motorized basketball.)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>New York is exploding with great stuff, and so am I!  (Well&#8230; we hope mine is great stuff and not just a motorized basketball.)</p>
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		<title>Up to…</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jessica Alfieri</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the last three weeks: I made Eric stay up too late painting the officesery this icy blue with me.  The sun started staying up later too.  I turned 30 and fell in love with this tissue paper.  Brooklyn got pretty again.  We made these blocks for the baby and finally got our Etna maps [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the last three weeks:</p>
<p>I made Eric stay up too late painting the officesery this icy blue with me.  The sun started staying up later too.  I turned 30 and fell in love with this tissue paper.  Brooklyn got pretty again.  We made these blocks for the baby and finally got our Etna maps framed and hung, along with the sailboat mobile, which Eric keeps pronouncing <em>mo-bull</em>.  I visited Eric at work.  We finished baby supply shopping, mostly.  I continued to get huge, continued to love my favorite coffee shop in the world, continued to love the smell of rosemary.</p>
<p><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.16.21-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1679" title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.16.21 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.16.21-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.17.45-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1680" title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.17.45 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.17.45-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.18.25-PM.png"><img title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.18.25 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.18.25-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.20.25-PM.png"><img title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.20.25 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.20.25-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.20.25-PM.png"></a><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.18.59-PM.png"><img title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.18.59 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.18.59-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.23.15-PM.png"><img title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.23.15 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.23.15-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.23.15-PM.png"></a><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.18.07-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1681" title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.18.07 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.18.07-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.19.35-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1684" title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.19.35 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.19.35-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.19.35-PM.png"></a><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.19.52-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1685" title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.19.52 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.19.52-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.20.11-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1686" title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.20.11 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.20.11-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.20.11-PM.png"></a><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.21.57-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1689" title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.21.57 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.21.57-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.22.15-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1690" title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.22.15 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.22.15-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.21.46-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1691" title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.21.46 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.21.46-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.37.53-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1695" title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.37.53 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.37.53-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.21.46-PM.png"></a><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.23.43-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1693" title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.23.43 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.23.43-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.24.24-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1694" title="Screen shot 2012-04-13 at 1.24.24 PM" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Screen-shot-2012-04-13-at-1.24.24-PM.png" alt="" width="250" height=" " /></a></p>
<h2>Twenty-five days left&#8230;</h2>
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		<title>Loose Lips</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jessica Alfieri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had never noticed this before, but last night as we watched Monday&#8217;s episode of the Daily Show, I caught Jon mouthing along as Wyatt delivered his lines.  Suddenly I&#8217;m reading all his behind-the-desk twitchiness differently.  He&#8217;s either [still lovably] a total control-freak, or using a kind of terrible trick to keep his own delivery [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Screen-shot-2012-03-28-at-9.34.00-AM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1675" title="daily show Wyatt Cenac" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Screen-shot-2012-03-28-at-9.34.00-AM.png" alt="" width="500" height=" " /></a></p>
<p>I had never noticed this before, but last night as we watched Monday&#8217;s episode of the Daily Show, I caught Jon mouthing along as Wyatt delivered his lines.  Suddenly I&#8217;m reading all his behind-the-desk twitchiness differently.  He&#8217;s either [still lovably] a total control-freak, or using a kind of terrible trick to keep his own delivery paced.</p>
<p>Anyway, go look; you can see it throughout the one on one with Wyatt Cenac (starting around 11:00), but <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/mon-march-26-2012-shaquille-o-neal">it&#8217;s most noticeable on this line at 13:27</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Don&#8217;t get me started on what happens to a black man in the south wielding a Charleston Chew.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Flannery</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 15:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jessica Alfieri</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[reading]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is the weirdest way I&#8217;ve ever consumed this story.  It&#8217;s creepy any way you cut it, but maybe more than usual with a laughing audience.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://manasto.tumblr.com/post/107920720/a-good-man-is-hard-to-find-by-flannery-oconnor">This is the weirdest way</a> I&#8217;ve ever consumed this story.  It&#8217;s <a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/2009/09/01/a-good-man-is-hard-to-find/">creepy any way you cut it</a>, but maybe more than usual with a laughing audience.</p>
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		<title>The Impostor</title>
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		<comments>http://jessicaalfieri.com/2012/02/27/the-impostor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 16:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jessica Alfieri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of the series&#8230; The Impostor from Eric Wright on Vimeo.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First of the series&#8230;<br />
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/37090390">The Impostor</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/eaw">Eric Wright</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>Gentle Tumble</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jessica Alfieri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is so lovely.  I want to remember to enjoy the simple things I know well as much as the things that are new, different, and exciting. Yesterday as I was loading the dryers, [laundromat owner, Rose] came up to me and suggested I redistribute them. Towels with the sweatpants and all of the sheets [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/beach.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1666" title="beach by Massimo Vitali" src="http://jessicaalfieri.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/beach.png" alt="" width="500" height=" " /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://emersonmerrick.blogspot.com/2012/01/poppies.html">This is so lovely</a>.  I want to remember to enjoy the simple things I know well as much as the things that are new, different, and exciting.</p>
<blockquote>
<div>Yesterday as I was loading the dryers, [laundromat owner, Rose] came up to me and suggested I redistribute them. Towels with the sweatpants and all of the sheets alone in another. She described, with obvious rapture, the look of a properly loaded dryer. The gentle tumble, likes with likes, lots of movement and a perfect, slow spiral. She said it was a thing of beauty, a dryer loaded with care and I swear I could see a difference. A mesmerizing, hypnotizing difference.</div>
<div></div>
<div>[...] Everyone has those little secret happinesses- the spin of a dryer or the droop of a dead stem.</div>
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		<title>84 Days</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jessica Alfieri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve counted days this far out since childhood Christmases. Anyway, here&#8217;s where we are: 10 new inches around my waist; about 14 new pounds there too.  It&#8217;s a little frightening to think how much I&#8217;ll add to those two columns in the remaining 2016 hours. Unrelated, Eric brought me this last night [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve counted days this far out since childhood Christmases.</p>
<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s where we are: 10 new inches around my waist; about 14 new pounds there too.  It&#8217;s a little frightening to think how much I&#8217;ll add to those two columns in the remaining 2016 hours.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Un</span>related, Eric brought me this last night at almost 9:00, and I was all, <em>that&#8217;s so dorky but awww</em>, but it turns out that &#8220;baby&#8221; cupcake was intended for someone to buy for Valentine&#8217;s Day.  So now scratch the <em>awww</em>.  That&#8217;s so dorky.</p>
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		<title>Dictionary</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jessica Alfieri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today my baby-doctor asked me if I knew what a uterus was.  Which was very confusing because a) he was in the process of measuring mine, and b) What?  Who doesn&#8217;t know what a uterus is?  He followed that with, &#8220;What about womb?&#8221; &#8220;Uh, they&#8217;re interchangeable.&#8221; I said. &#8220;Womb&#8217;s the religious version.&#8221; I didn&#8217;t manage [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today my baby-doctor asked me if I knew what a uterus was.  Which was very confusing because a) he was in the process of measuring mine, and b) What?  Who doesn&#8217;t know what a uterus is?  He followed that with, &#8220;What about <em>womb</em>?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Uh, they&#8217;re interchangeable.&#8221; I said. &#8220;Womb&#8217;s the religious version.&#8221;</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t manage to ask him <em>why</em> he was asking me because I was still dizzy from the glucose solution I&#8217;d guzzled twenty minutes earlier, which basically tasted like thick, fruit<em>ish</em> poison and made my body feel like surely the Mayans were right.</p>
<p>I imagine he brought it up because one of his dumber patients asked him once, in a voice like Olive Oyl&#8217;s, &#8220;Hey Doc, what&#8217;s my lady business called?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Being Round</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jessica Alfieri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The defining characteristic of this pregnancy so far is today&#8217;s willingness to wear the socks with multiple holes in them, because I only realized how hole-ridden they are after putting on my pants.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The defining characteristic of this pregnancy so far is today&#8217;s willingness to wear the socks with multiple holes in them, because I only realized how hole-ridden they are <em>after</em> putting on my pants.</p>
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