The Adventures of Jessica Sideways

Coming November of 2009, a New Blog

Jessica — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:13:52 +0000

Just in case you were wondering where the Adventures of Jessica Sideways went, when you will get your next post and what the hell happened to me, you can stop worrying now. I am having my surgery in Thailand and given the fact that I have to be flat on my back for the next [...]

I Hate Dating

Jessica — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:53:21 +0000

Dating sucks. Seriously, there is nothing I regard with more contempt than dating, simply because it is the most awkward, most uncomfortable experience in the world and there are no guarantees that it could turn out to be successful. I have dated people that seem like they have walked straight out of the pits of [...]

Maybe Obama Is Trying…

Jessica — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:58:11 +0000

Today, while I was trying to write a few things out and suffering from a serious case of writer’s block (it happens), I was surfing on the net and went to the White House website. I came across this post in President Obama’s blog about signing a memorandum requiring gay and lesbian partners of employees [...]

Rural Colorado Republicans Deny The Truth, As Usual

Jessica — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:09:50 +0000

Today, in the Denver Post, I read an article about several signs that bash Governor Ritter just outside of Castle Rock & Colorado Springs. And of course, like the worms they are, the state and local level Republican party denies ever posting the signs on anyone’s property. And of course, these signs are posted on [...]

Christians LOVE Cherry Picking to Death!

Jessica — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:08:12 +0000

Christians love to cherry pick their scripture, this much is apparent by just listening to them talk or bringing up the death and destruction that their god threatens to rain down on the world. But there are Christian groups out there that take cherry picking too far and use the bible to justify malicious actions [...]

Why DO Christians Run Homeless Shelters?

Jessica — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:51:57 +0000

I have been asked why it is that Christians run homeless shelters and told that while Christians run homeless shelters, atheists do not do anything for humanity. While I would have to say that each atheist has their own level of involvement, I would like to add that it is kind of creepy that the [...]

Why You Shouldn’t Expect Old Photos of Me to Appear on this Site

Jessica — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:50:35 +0000

People have asked to see pictures “from before” of me and I am curious as to why people are so interested in drudge up my past and see what I looked like before I was able to realize the truth about myself. But I expect that in my future, I would become a person of [...]

So Lawsuits With American Distributors is the Reason Why I Can’t Purchase Mexican Pepsi!

Jessica — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:43:04 +0000

I did a bit more research today as to where I could purchase Mexican Pepsi, as I have not found a place that sells Mexican Pepsi here in the Denver Metro Area. In fact, now that I think of it, I have never seen a bottle of Mexican Pepsi other than pictures I have seen [...]

Obama, Please Don’t Fuck Up In Office!

Jessica — Tue, 19 May 2009 22:49:35 +0000

Mr. President, I have to tell you that when I was watching the election results come in with Meredith, my girlfriend at the time, I was thrilled to see that you had won and so early into the night (I didn’t really stay up to watch the landslide), even though we all lost with the [...]

Having Surgery in a Little More than a Fortnight

Jessica — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:20:03 +0000

I just got the word from my source of funding, I am going to receive the final amount of money necessary to head to Thailand to have sex reassignment surgery. And I am so excited and so nervous about this that I am on pins and needles, instead of my usual vodka and Xanex. But [...]

Mother’s Day is Different For Me

Jessica — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:04:50 +0000

Mother’s day was yesterday, or so I am told, and I have to think, what is the significance of this day to me, given my family situation? When people think of their mother, many people think of a person who is kind, compassionate and caring towards their children, an image with a mom that I [...]

My review of Pepsi Throwback

Jessica — Sat, 09 May 2009 20:27:08 +0000

If you want to get soda without High Fructose Corn Syrup (abbreviated HFCS out of sympathy to my poor little hands ;-P), sadly, before the release of Pepsi Throwback, you had to purchase imported soda from Mexico or wait for Passover to find “Jewish Pepsi”. Generally, the only kind they had in my local grocery [...]

What’s My Problem With Letting People Believe in the Imaginary Friend, God?

Jessica — Mon, 04 May 2009 01:36:03 +0000

Sometimes, believers ask me what the harm is in letting people believe that there is some space god out there that loves them, cares about them and has a plan for them. Well, outside of the fact that belief in this supernatural god requires ignoring scientific facts and just following blindly, there is real harm [...]

“National Organization for Marriage” is a Deceptive Name

Jessica — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:57:25 +0000

The “National Organization for Marriage” (also known as NOM), is a very deceptive name for the organization that operates under that umbrella (which is, in fact, a Giant Gay Repellent Umbrella). For the unaware, NOM is an organization that is fuelled by the religious right (we could abbreviate that to “morons”, but I will try [...]

And Republicans Cling to Misrepresenting History

Jessica — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:02:19 +0000

While the republicans have ultimately lost in their homophobic battle against the Matthew Shepard Act, they pull no punches in the effort to misrepresent history. While they are losing their culture war in the fact that equal civil marriage is becoming more and more prevalent, they try to shout louder and louder and try to [...]

Just had my eyebrows clipped! [Flickr]

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