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    <title>The Crazy Baby Mama</title>
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    <dc:date>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 11:01:36 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>The Rabbit and the Rabbi:&amp;nbsp; The Day My Rabbi Found My Vibrator</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[My humiliation.  Let me tell it to you:  On the day of my daughter's Simchat Bat, my rabbi found my irabbit vibrator.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 22:02:54 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Negotiating a Landmine:&amp;nbsp; Interacting with a Pregnant Woman</title>
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      <dc:date>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:40:53 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Shabbat</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/shabbat_20110620</link>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[This is how we do Shabbat.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 11:01:36 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>LA Mamas</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/la_mamas_20110522</link>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I don't miss the LA mama scene...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Sun, 22 May 2011 09:54:25 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Bin Laden Bandwagon</title>
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      <guid>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/bin_laden_bandwagon_20110507#When:16:34:28Z</guid>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Because my opinion on Bin Laden's death is like SOOO important.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Sat, 07 May 2011 16:34:28 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>We Will Remember to Never Forget</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/we_will_20110503</link>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I don't remember when I learned to Never Forget]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Tue, 03 May 2011 12:54:31 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Bigtime Mama FAIL</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/bigtime_mama_fail_20110501</link>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[My kids should wear a shirt that says "Not my fault.  Blame my mom."]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Sun, 01 May 2011 08:50:32 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>DEAR DISNEY:&amp;nbsp; Thank You For Teaching My Children These Valuable Lessons…</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/dear_disney_20110420</link>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Maybe I should send Disney the therapy bills...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 10:24:11 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead, and  Other Cheerful Thoughts About Going to my Own Funeral</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/ding_dong_the_witch_is_dead_and_other_cheerful_thoughts_about_going_to_my_o</link>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I would love to go to my own funeral.  Wouldn't you? ]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 19:57:08 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Paper Cranes:&amp;nbsp; Talking to Children About Japan</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/paper_cranes_talking_to_children_about_japan_20110325</link>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I remember the first time I heard about the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 11:55:53 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>The Shabbat Nightmare</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/the_shabbat_nightmare_20110313</link>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A family of five was slaughtered in the quiet of a Sabbath night.  ]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 18:54:59 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>“For Gods Sake My Penis Was Ruined”</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/for_gods_sake_my_penis_was_ruined_20110307</link>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[To cut or not to cut?  ]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:09:32 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>House Calls</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/house_calls_20110222</link>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Our pediatrician is just a long-distance phone call away.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 20:51:59 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Forgive Me For Not Joining Mubarak’s Going-Away Party</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/excuse_me_for_not_joining_mubaraks_going-away_party_20110212</link>
      <guid>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/excuse_me_for_not_joining_mubaraks_going-away_party_20110212#When:20:23:30Z</guid>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[While seemingly the rest of the world celebrates Mubarak's departure, I think I'll sit this party out.<h3>Related Entries</h3>
<ul><li>January 19, 2011 <a href="http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/my_boobies_are_n_20110119">Newsflash:&nbsp; My Boobies are not Magical</a></li>
</ul>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 20:23:30 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>What You NEVER Expect When You’re Expecting…</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/what_you_never_expect_when_youre_expecting_20110205</link>
      <guid>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/what_you_never_expect_when_youre_expecting_20110205#When:19:34:55Z</guid>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[We saw the Romantic Comedies.  We read the books.  <br />
<br />
Here's what they left out...<br />
<br />
]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Sat, 05 Feb 2011 19:34:55 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Still Blonde.&amp;nbsp; But Not Sixteen.</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/still_blonde_but_not_sixteen_20110125</link>
      <guid>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/still_blonde_but_not_sixteen_20110125#When:19:31:24Z</guid>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[In Hebrew, I am sixteen years old, breathless and giddy... But it's time to grow up.<h3>Related Entries</h3>
<ul><li>January 6, 2011 <a href="http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/the_certifiably_crazy_baby_mama_20110106">The (Certifiably) Crazy Baby Mama</a></li>
</ul>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Tue, 25 Jan 2011 19:31:24 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Newsflash:&amp;nbsp; My Boobies are not Magical</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/my_boobies_are_n_20110119</link>
      <guid>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/my_boobies_are_n_20110119#When:21:56:21Z</guid>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Breastfeeding did not protect my child from pneumonia.  <br />
<br />
Period.  <br />
<br />
The End.  <h3>Related Entries</h3>
<ul><li>February 12, 2011 <a href="http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/excuse_me_for_not_joining_mubaraks_going-away_party_20110212">Forgive Me For Not Joining Mubarak&#8217;s Going-Away Party</a></li>
</ul>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 21:56:21 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Everything’s Ok</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/everythings_ok_20110112</link>
      <guid>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/everythings_ok_20110112#When:21:57:12Z</guid>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[When I was six years old, I started getting stomach aches.   They began shortly after Michael’s roly-poly baby brother fell headfirst into the swimming pool of their big, beautiful house in Beverly Hills on a warm Saturday morning.  And drowned.   ]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 21:57:12 +0000</dc:date>
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    <item>
      <title>The (Certifiably) Crazy Baby Mama</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/the_certifiably_crazy_baby_mama_20110106</link>
      <guid>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/the_certifiably_crazy_baby_mama_20110106#When:10:28:30Z</guid>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Sometimes, I feel like a stumbled and fell into a Nirvana song - only this isn't some teenage angsty bullshit.&nbsp; This is my life.&nbsp; I know there is help out there:&nbsp; There are people who can tinker with my misfiring synapsises, and, if need-be, hit the reset button on my crazy switch with a strong dose of Lithium.<br />
<br />
Maybe. <br />
<br />
But the thing is, I'm scared to get this fixed because deep down I feel that the highs are worth it. &nbsp;<h3>Related Entries</h3>
<ul><li>January 25, 2011 <a href="http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/still_blonde_but_not_sixteen_20110125">Still Blonde.&nbsp; But Not Sixteen.</a></li>
</ul>]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 10:28:30 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>My Dead Mother Communicates with me from Beyond… Using Fortune Cookies…</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/my_dead_mother_communicates_with_me_from_beyond_using_fortune_cookies_20101</link>
      <guid>http://www.jewishjournal.com/the_crazy_baby_mama/item/my_dead_mother_communicates_with_me_from_beyond_using_fortune_cookies_20101#When:12:18:40Z</guid>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[My dead mother communicates with me from Beyond... using fortune cookies.  No really.  It's very Sylvia Browne.  Only Chinese.  ]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 12:18:40 +0000</dc:date>
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