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    <title>What's Annoying Jews Today</title>
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      <title>Children’s toys</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[In this holiday season, we must be vigilant against all terrorist encroachments.  Especially when they come wrapped in pretty packages...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 19:03:53 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Bargain Shopper of the Week: The Meadowlands</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Maybe it's my patriotism -- or my hardwired Depression-era frugality -- but I can't stand leaving the lights on for no reason...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 19:50:02 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Oprah honing in</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Last month, we chided the Queen of All Media for her continued insistence on dispatching audiences to the four corners of the earth...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 17:56:09 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Kevin Bacon</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Actually bacon Kevin Bacon...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 17:42:26 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Trayf of the Day: Bakon Vodka</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Don't let the less-than-creative creative spelling fool you...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 17:25:39 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Possums</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Brooklyn is now overrun with scary miniature mutant kangaroos...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 17:30:49 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Oprah</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[So, apparently Oprah told her rapturous followers yesterday that she was going to take them all to Australia...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 16:57:29 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>McDonald’s</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The world's leading slaughterer of bovine families and human waist-lines has nixed its dollar menu, hurting the homeless...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 17:16:08 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Rahm Emanuel</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[So the most powerful Jew in the White House since EVER...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:00:49 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Job Opening of the Week: Midwestern Lawyer</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader -- who also happens to be a high school teacher -- won an $11m default judgment...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:36:35 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Archie Panjabi</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[While accepting her Emmy, <em>The Good Wife</em> actress announced, "This is so good for my career." ]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:06:14 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>The Yankees</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[For years, everyone (outside of New York) has accused the Yankees of excess...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 17:06:38 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>DNA</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[How could three little letters be so awesomely annoying?]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:36:51 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Mexican bling</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Are we supposed to be impressed that the Mexican drug museum features outrageous bling?]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 00:22:31 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Prop 8 Decision</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[From my gay cousin Erich...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:30:10 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Who’s Giving Us a Good Name This Week: Turks</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[In Turkey, a wedding ended disastrously when the groom fulfilled the traditional ritual of shooting a machine gun into the air...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 17:48:53 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Paul Rudd</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Is there any greater ambition in life than turning Jewish man-boy Paul Rudd into a Bat Mitzah DJ...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 07:11:48 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Carlos Slim</title>
      <link>http://www.jewishjournal.com/whats_annoying_jews_today/item/carlos_slim</link>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The Mexican Billionaire who bought a huge chunk of The New York Times is now gobbling up Manhattan real estate...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:29:49 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>Trayf of the Week: Bacon Nation</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A heretical new Facebook group -- now has more "friends" than we do...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:58:12 +0000</dc:date>
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      <title>California Department of Corrections</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Oh, what a terrible dinner party host the California DOC is...]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:21:25 +0000</dc:date>
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