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Stupid Laws Of The World

admin — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:16:37 PST

I don’t about how true the others are, but the 1st one is very very true……

1. Chewing gum was banned in Singapore in 1992 when chewed gum pieces resulted in malfunctions of the sliding doors of the city’s metro trains.

2. One can easily hunt a polar bear in Alaska, but it is forbidden to wake the predator up for a photo

3. Women living in Arkansas need to struggle for their rights. Husbands are legally allowed to beat their wives there, albeit only once a month

4. Visiting a churce in Main requires taking a gun along. Local residents can attack you any minute

5. Cutting a cactus in Arizona entails an imprisonment for 25 years

6. In Iowa, a kiss must not last longer than five minutes

7. Ohio women are not allowed to wear lacquered shoes – the shoes may reflect women’s underwear

8. Taking a shower naked is considered unlawful in Florida

9. Flushing toilet in Switzerland is forbidden after 10 p.m. not to trouble neighbors.

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Bikini Parade In South Africa

admin — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:10:55 PST

This is awesome!

Hundreds of bikini clad women descend on Johannesburg in a bid to break a world record and raise breast cancer awareness.

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Cheapest Man On Facebook – Dominic Baronet

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:35:30 PST

He is cheap, but the girls are somehow…… stupid?

GIRLS beware! If grinning charmer Dominic Baronet is your Facebook friend delete him NOW – or he’ll have you PREGNANT in a just a few clicks.

Love rat Baronet has been branded The Sperminator for getting TWELVE girls pregnant after wooing them on the social networking site – two of them on the SAME DAY.

Five women are now raising his KIDS, five were talked into ABORTIONS and two are EXPECTING.

For years the laptop lust hunter has secretly preyed on women with his smooth internet patter. He told one smitten girl: “One hundred million sperm entered the womb. Only one made you – that makes you simply the best!”

Danger

As well as his wantonly prolific bedroom strike rate, 26-year-old factory worker Baronet boasts a seedy history – a convicted drug dealer sentenced to four years for supplying cocaine and ecstasy. Just the sort of lad you want fathering your babies.

Now, after discovering the truth, one of his most recent conquests patted her four-month bump and demanded he be forced to have THE SNIP.

Angry Kerry Martin, 24, told us: “Dominic should have a danger warning slapped on his Facbook page and be given a compulsory vasectomy to protect other girls.”

Kerry uncovered Baronet’s cheating ways by keeping tabs on his page after he ditched her. In no time she spotted a congratulations message revealing he’d also got 24-year-old Stacy Jones pregnant around the same time.

Incredibly, when the girls got talking they realised he’d impregnated them both on the same night – after first sleeping with his regular girlfriend.

Now Stacy and Kerry have filmed a web video for the News of the World – in order to warn others about Baronet.

Stacy said: “Dominic should be banned from Facebook. He uses it to juggle scores of girls. Some people treat it like a dating agency, he uses it as a cheating agency.

“We call him the Sperminator because he just goes around getting girls pregnant and doesn’t ever think about the consequences. He’s a good-looking fella and has more romantic lines than Barbara bloody Cartland. He could charm the birds out of the trees.”

Baronet – from Telford, Shropshire – first became dad to a boy seven years ago. Two years on he fathered a daughter to pretty brunette Toni Durward.

He then had another son, now three, with current girlfriend Hayley Armstong, and two more youngsters with vulnerable local women he met on the net.

When Baronet was sent to jail in May 2007 he used his time behind bars logging onto Facebook using a secret stashed mobile phone.

On the outside he’d been seeing Hayley but that didn’t stop him roaming. He made contact with both Stacy and Kerry within days of each other.

Luring

Kerry recalled: “I vaguely knew Dominic at school. I was surprised when he made me a friend on Facebook in April this year.

“He was very charming and went to huge effort to make me fall for him. He said he wanted to sort his life out with me because I rarely drink and don’t do drugs. He was buttering me up, flattering me.

“He told me he’d been dating a girl called Hayley but insisted she’d upset him, he was now single and wanted to be with me. He seemed lovely.”

Barmaid Stacy got the same treatment. She said: “I went to the same school but I didn’t know who Dominic was. The lines he fed me were amazing, telling me I was beautiful and how he fancied me. He was luring me in.

“He said he had a son and daughter but didn’t mention the others at first.”

When he was released from prison on May 14 he rushed to both their sides. He often stayed with Stacy at night – telling her he spent the day visiting friends and looking for work.

By day he was with Kerry telling her he was on licence and had to be at his mum’s home by a certain curfew time every night. Kerry said: “He was always on his phone using his Facebook application.

“He could message without even looking at the keypad. He taught himself that in prison, using his phone out of sight in his pocket so the guards wouldn’t twig. He was romantic, though. He sang love songs to me from the musical Chicago.

“And he was attentive, telling me he loved me . . . before dashing round to do the same thing at Stacy’s. Of course I had no idea back then.”

But on June 24 the rat literally sowed the seeds of his own downfall when he visited them both at night. . . and both fell pregnant.

Weasel

First he called on Stacy at 6pm and they had a two-hour sex session. “At about 9pm he said he was off to talk to his mum and have an early night,” she said.

But Baronet actually jumped in his car and dashed a mile up the road to Kerry. “We made love,” she said. “But I didn’t have a clue he’d just slept with another woman. I hope he had a shower in between.”

After leaving Kerry at 6am next morning chancer Baronet messaged Stacy with the weasel words: “The day I stop being there for u is the day I close my eyes forever, I love you xxx.”

His next text was the one referring to 100 million sperm fighting their way through the womb to create her, adding sweetly: “F*** me, I am truly blessed.”

Both girls had been on the Pill but were taking antibiotics and the contraceptive didn’t work.

Five weeks on, Kerry was first to find she was expecting. She messaged Baronet and he replied: “You are kidding, this can’t happen.” His follow-up said: “You need to think hard, you are foolish, a baby aint the way forward, trust me. I am very angry and disappointed x.”

Kerry told us: “He said he didn’t want any more children. He told me he’d made five women have abortions and asked me to get rid of the baby.

“I was devastated. He just turned on me and sent lots of messages telling me to have an abortion. But I wouldn’t do that.

Furious

“After 10 days he dumped me, saying I was ruining his life.”

A few days later Stacy told Baronet she was pregnant too. She said: “He smiled at first then said I had to get rid of it. I was furious. I wasn’t terminating it and he finally got used to the idea.”

But when Kerry discovered on Facebook about pregnant Stacy she was furious, too. Kerry said: “I messaged Stacy saying I needed to talk to her urgently. I contacted Hayley too.

“And she told me he’d cheated on ALL of us with a 50-year-old women AND two sisters! She even revealed how on that day of June 24 he had actually been with HER as well as me and Stacy.”

Eventually Stacy was convinced of the truth and now she and Kerry are united in their campaign to expose Baronet.

Confronted by the News of the World, the smooth-talking romeo suddenly became coy and snapped: “You’re getting nothing out of me!”

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See Thru Skirts

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:10:50 PST

Only those perverts in Japan will design this kind of skirts……

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Mind-blowing Sex

admin — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:28:56 PST

Really, mind-blowing, until she forgets everything……

The sudden loss of memory, called “transient global amnesia” or TGA, is caused by pressure in blood vessels in the brain, and can be triggered by strenuous activities, bowel movements, or – commonly – sex.

The 59-year-old woman, known only as Alice, had the worrying experience after she and her husband Scott had sex last August. She suddenly, albeit temporarily, lost all memory of the last several years and the ability to form new memories.

After sex they turned on the television, which was showing the Beijing Olympics, and she asked: “Is there an Olympics?”

Scott told CNN: “I saw that something was wrong, so I asked her, ‘OK, what day is it?’”

When she couldn’t answer, he asked her to name the current President, to which she replied: “Bill Clinton.” Scott called an ambulance and she was taken to hospital, where it was initially thought she may have had a stroke.

However, neurologists were soon able to diagnose TGA, a relatively common experience in the over-50s.

Dr Louis Caplan, professor of neurology at Harvard Medical School, said: “[Sex] is actually a well-known precipitator.

“One of the things people have done to look at transient global amnesia is to look at frequency of various precipitants and sex always comes out as one of the most common.”

People with a history of migraines and severe headaches are more prone to TGA.

Although her memory has otherwise returned fully, Alice remains unable to remember the act of intercourse that triggered her attack. However, it is likely that she enjoyed herself.

Dr Caplan said: “It usually is after climax that [TGA] develops.”

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Don’t Mess With Female Footballers

admin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:12:46 PST

You think only the men play dirty?

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Woman Is Allergic To Husband’s Sperm

admin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:07:33 PST

This is so poor thing!

Julie Boyde, 26, discovered the problem when she and husband Mike, 27, had unprotected sexual intercourse for the first time on their wedding night.

The couple had been dating for two years when they got married, but had always used protection. As soon as they had unprotected intercourse for the first time she knew something was wrong.

“Before we were always very careful and, you know, used protection, and that time we didn’t,” Mrs Boyde told ABC News. “So, we figured we were married now, so if we got pregnant, we got pregnant.”

Mrs Boyde, from Ambridge, Pennsylvania, added: “The pain that I was feeling was inside, kind of like, somebody was sticking needles up inside of me and like a burning, like really painful burning.”

Doctors were unable to explain why she experienced pain after intercourse, until a friend of hers suggested she might be allergic to her husband’s semen. She was eventually diagnoses with Seminal Plasma Hypersensitivity, which can cause itching and burning.

Dr Andrew Goldstein, from the University of Cincinnati Medical Center said: “The body recognizes semen as a foreign protein just as it would recognize a peanut allergen or pollen.” “So you have swelling, you have itching, you have inflammation of the nerve endings.”

His colleague Jonathan Bernstein developed a desensitization treatment similar to receiving an allergy shot. After determining the proteins in Mr Boyde’s semen that triggered his wife’s reaction, he created a serum to counteract the problem. Although the treatment works for some couples, it did not for the Boydes. They have now started adoption proceedings.

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