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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~4/cCFKNyMKVnI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~3/cCFKNyMKVnI/sing-it-sister.html</link><author>jennibeanv@aol.com (Jenni Jiggety)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">26</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.jiggetyjigg.com/2009/11/sing-it-sister.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3181132902219303817.post-8917194967837004801</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-06T00:36:00.188-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">smelly</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">shoes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">school</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">aloha</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">gross</category><title>Aloha, Odor Eaters!</title><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SvOZ2yNPNpI/AAAAAAAABoE/uAqSqibseDM/s1600-h/667228sneakers-main_Full.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 198px; height: 211px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SvOZ2yNPNpI/AAAAAAAABoE/uAqSqibseDM/s400/667228sneakers-main_Full.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400829544616638098" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I have a student in my class this year who has shoes that SMELL.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's a VERY unpleasant odor...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like, "&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;What on earth died in here&lt;/span&gt;?" bad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am not sure what to do besides open a window and Lysol the &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;begeezus&lt;/span&gt; out of the place as often as possible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What I'd like to do is steal those shoes and BURN them...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aloha Questions For You:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;smelled the smell &lt;/span&gt;of some really RANK shoes?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you have any smelly shoe remedies?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Should I invest in some nose plugs?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone want to take bets on how long I can hold out before I send this kid to do his work out in the hallway?  Because, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;day-um.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Kailani's feet smell like candy and roses.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://islandlife808.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p215/Local-Girl-photos/logos/125button.jpg" alt="An Island Life" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jennibeanv/blogimages/jjsig.gif" alt="Jenni" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com%26title%3DThe%2BArticle%2BTitle"&gt; &lt;img src="http://www.blogger.com/images/32x32_su_solid.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt; Stumble It!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3181132902219303817-8917194967837004801?l=www.jiggetyjigg.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~4/LU1o5NYcmZk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~3/LU1o5NYcmZk/aloha-odor-eaters.html</link><author>jennibeanv@aol.com (Jenni Jiggety)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SvOZ2yNPNpI/AAAAAAAABoE/uAqSqibseDM/s72-c/667228sneakers-main_Full.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">40</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.jiggetyjigg.com/2009/11/aloha-odor-eaters.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3181132902219303817.post-5581719160099975903</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-05T00:22:00.242-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">laptop</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">writing prompt</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">love letter</category><title>Love Letter (Writer's Workshop)</title><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SvJO8c1II0I/AAAAAAAABn8/N6rlOoZyxRw/s1600-h/hp_pavilion_dv9000t_notebook_pc.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 226px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SvJO8c1II0I/AAAAAAAABn8/N6rlOoZyxRw/s400/hp_pavilion_dv9000t_notebook_pc.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400465703608787778" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dearest Darling Laptop,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, how I love thee!  You warm my lap while I sit idly upon the couch!  You connect me to friends and family on Facebook that I can't &lt;strike&gt;be bothered with&lt;/strike&gt; seem to connect with in real life.  You allow me to buy things I don't need with money I don't have, all without ever having to brush my hair or put on shoes!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;You ROCK, Laptop.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sure, I have an iPhone.  And it's cute and all that.  But Laptop, my iPhone &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;pales&lt;/span&gt; in comparison to you!  Your gleaming widescreen, smooth keys, and sexy web browsing capabilities make my heart skip a beat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you are working to your fullest potential, it's like my life is a happy song that keeps on singing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you are broken, my life is dark and gray pit of despair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I need you, Laptop.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feel like you and I have a bond that can't be broken now that we have spent hours and hours and HOURS together.  The laughter, the tears, the downloads from iTunes...we've been though it all together. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;What would I ever do without you, Laptop?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love Always and Forever&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;(or until a newer model comes out)&lt;/span&gt;,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jenni&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;This post brought to you by &lt;a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.mamakatslosinit.com/"&gt;Mama Kat&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jennibeanv/blogimages/jjsig.gif" alt="Jenni" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com%26title%3DThe%2BArticle%2BTitle"&gt; Stumble It!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3181132902219303817-5581719160099975903?l=www.jiggetyjigg.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~4/grvgYV6M0vw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~3/grvgYV6M0vw/love-letter-writers-workshop.html</link><author>jennibeanv@aol.com (Jenni Jiggety)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SvJO8c1II0I/AAAAAAAABn8/N6rlOoZyxRw/s72-c/hp_pavilion_dv9000t_notebook_pc.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">18</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.jiggetyjigg.com/2009/11/love-letter-writers-workshop.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3181132902219303817.post-2848071748461960146</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-11-04T16:33:59.066-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">halloween</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">WW</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">wordy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">photos</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">candy</category><title>WW: But You Can Keep The Skittles</title><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SvFxTweHMgI/AAAAAAAABn0/vG1Ue481Z1A/s1600-h/Halloween2009+018.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SvFxTweHMgI/AAAAAAAABn0/vG1Ue481Z1A/s400/Halloween2009+018.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400222012436591106" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This Robot and Ghoul have come for your &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;candy&lt;/span&gt;...you'd better &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;hand it over&lt;/span&gt; or else face their WRATH.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Their WRATH equals incessant whining, nagging, and pouting.  It's pretty BRUTAL.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;Angie forgives me for being late with my WW post today.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://angiescircus.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://assets.blogaliciousdesigns.com/clients/angie_7clown/html.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jennibeanv/blogimages/jjsig.gif" alt="Jenni" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com%26title%3DThe%2BArticle%2BTitle"&gt; &lt;img src="http://www.blogger.com/images/32x32_su_solid.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt; Stumble It!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3181132902219303817-2848071748461960146?l=www.jiggetyjigg.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~4/nN5nF-w5s7I" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~3/nN5nF-w5s7I/rtt-excuses-excuses.html</link><author>jennibeanv@aol.com (Jenni Jiggety)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">33</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.jiggetyjigg.com/2009/11/rtt-excuses-excuses.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3181132902219303817.post-7864991567784877510</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-30T00:21:00.205-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">halloween</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">QOTD</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">aloha</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">candy</category><title>Aloha, Trick or Treaters!</title><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Let's talk CANDY!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SupOOAtRGQI/AAAAAAAABns/FABfKyC_CUs/s1600-h/HALLOWEENCANDY.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 287px; height: 216px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SupOOAtRGQI/AAAAAAAABns/FABfKyC_CUs/s400/HALLOWEENCANDY.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398213105971960066" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What are you giving out this year?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you buy what YOU like, or do you buy the stuff that won't tempt you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is your favorite treat?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;(Or, what do you steal from your kiddo's haul?)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is the last candy to get eaten at your house?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" &gt;(Or, which crappy candy do you NEVER steal?)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;Happy Halloween!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;Kailani has a NEW pumpkin at her house!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://islandlife808.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p215/Local-Girl-photos/logos/125button.jpg" alt="An Island Life" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jennibeanv/blogimages/jjsig.gif" alt="Jenni" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com%26title%3DThe%2BArticle%2BTitle"&gt; &lt;img src="http://www.blogger.com/images/32x32_su_solid.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt; Stumble It!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3181132902219303817-7864991567784877510?l=www.jiggetyjigg.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~4/2SDs7Acj_DM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~3/2SDs7Acj_DM/aloha-trick-or-treaters.html</link><author>jennibeanv@aol.com (Jenni Jiggety)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SupOOAtRGQI/AAAAAAAABns/FABfKyC_CUs/s72-c/HALLOWEENCANDY.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">37</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.jiggetyjigg.com/2009/10/aloha-trick-or-treaters.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3181132902219303817.post-3377762175109617606</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-29T00:30:01.204-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">halloween</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">silliness</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">writing prompt</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">the boys</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">poem</category><title>Bad Halloween Limmericks! (Writer's Workshop)</title><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/Suj3unB3C-I/AAAAAAAABnk/uxnNeGTEhO4/s1600-h/Trick+or+Treat+R.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 287px; height: 223px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/Suj3unB3C-I/AAAAAAAABnk/uxnNeGTEhO4/s400/Trick+or+Treat+R.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397836533526367202" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;There once was a&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Robot &lt;/span&gt;and a &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Ghoul&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who needed some candy for fuel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So they went trick or treating&lt;br /&gt;did some overeating...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then they threw &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Straight Up &lt;/span&gt;like Paula Abdul.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There once was a boy named &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Jack&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who dressed as a&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; Ghoul&lt;/span&gt; on the attack.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His Mom wanted him to be cute&lt;br /&gt;And wear a kitty suit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wanted to give her a smack...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There once was a boy named &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Doug&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who didn't want to dress like a thug!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So his mom took him shopping&lt;br /&gt;And the costume choices were whopping!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mom said pick one soon and I'll give you a hug!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;(because we don't have all day and we have been here for an hour already.  Just PICK ONE already.  A &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Robot&lt;/span&gt;?  Perfect.  Let's go.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;fabulous&lt;/span&gt; poems have been brought to you by &lt;a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.mamakatslosinit.com/"&gt;Mama Kat&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jennibeanv/blogimages/jjsig.gif" alt="Jenni" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com%26title%3DThe%2BArticle%2BTitle"&gt; &lt;img src="http://www.blogger.com/images/32x32_su_solid.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt; Stumble It!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3181132902219303817-3377762175109617606?l=www.jiggetyjigg.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~4/iTo7qB6syyY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~3/iTo7qB6syyY/bad-halloween-limmericks-writers.html</link><author>jennibeanv@aol.com (Jenni Jiggety)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/Suj3unB3C-I/AAAAAAAABnk/uxnNeGTEhO4/s72-c/Trick+or+Treat+R.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">25</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.jiggetyjigg.com/2009/10/bad-halloween-limmericks-writers.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3181132902219303817.post-3581624088932762852</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-28T00:59:00.393-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">halloween</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">WW</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">wordy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">fall</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">photos</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">pumpkins</category><title>WW:  Obligatory Pumpkin Patch Pictures!</title><description>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397459623498487826" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/Sueg7jwkGBI/AAAAAAAABms/KpV2iTWhHjc/s400/CNSmith2009+002.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;2009&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SueX4KwumTI/AAAAAAAABl0/Ke9xdwoDgdU/s1600-h/IMG_5928.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397449669644032306" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 267px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SueX4KwumTI/AAAAAAAABl0/Ke9xdwoDgdU/s400/IMG_5928.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;2005&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;How many more years do I have before they &lt;em&gt;refuse&lt;/em&gt; to stick their faces in those holes?&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;I am going to enjoy it while I can...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SuekJiDwckI/AAAAAAAABnc/dMfXZVjCtcA/s1600-h/CNSmith2009+007.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397463162095170114" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/SuekJiDwckI/AAAAAAAABnc/dMfXZVjCtcA/s400/CNSmith2009+007.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jackie and Dougie...humoring their mother...2009&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Angie's kids humor her, too!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://angiescircus.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://assets.blogaliciousdesigns.com/clients/angie_7clown/html.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="Jenni" src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jennibeanv/blogimages/jjsig.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com%26title%3DThe%2BArticle%2BTitle"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.blogger.com/images/32x32_su_solid.gif" border="0" /&gt; Stumble It!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;`&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3181132902219303817-3581624088932762852?l=www.jiggetyjigg.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~4/eBM9Q-rzcps" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~3/eBM9Q-rzcps/puzzled.html</link><author>jennibeanv@aol.com (Jenni Jiggety)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/StvaCfSU_MI/AAAAAAAABlE/iCykBBkNSOg/s72-c/snowpuzzle+009.JPG" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">25</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.jiggetyjigg.com/2009/10/puzzled.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3181132902219303817.post-2416031561106616981</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-16T00:17:00.673-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">QOTD</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">gas</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">aloha</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">farts</category><title>Aloha, Gas...Running on Fumes Edition!</title><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;So yesterday I had to stop at the gas station.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got out of the car, and started getting down the the business of pumping...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when I got a &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;certain feeling&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A certain &lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;gassy&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;feeling&lt;/span&gt;...if you know what I mean.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But before I could release it,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had to consider...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is it safe to FART while pumping gas?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All those fumes together could be quite combustible...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I decided to hold it in, just in case.&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aloha Friday Questions:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.  Do you keep your gas tank full, or do you wait until the last possible moment to fill up?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.  Do you pump your own, or get someone to do it for you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.   Have you ever farted while pumping gas?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;If so, how did it turn out?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Just to be safe, do you think I should cut back on the amount of beans I eat before I go to the gas station?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;Kailani doesn't fart...she toots!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://islandlife808.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p215/Local-Girl-photos/logos/125button.jpg" alt="An Island Life" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jennibeanv/blogimages/jjsig.gif" alt="Jenni" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com%26title%3DThe%2BArticle%2BTitle"&gt; &lt;img src="http://www.blogger.com/images/32x32_su_solid.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt; Stumble It!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3181132902219303817-2416031561106616981?l=www.jiggetyjigg.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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And just &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;loaded&lt;/span&gt; with crunchy protein!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/StUqWEyzcZI/AAAAAAAABkU/ngzns9w23qc/s1600-h/Larvets+011.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/StUqWEyzcZI/AAAAAAAABkU/ngzns9w23qc/s400/Larvets+011.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392262687578354066" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In case your mouth wasn't already watering at the sight of these delectable little morsels, here is some more information to tempt your taste buds:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/StUqllygYuI/AAAAAAAABks/DtlUxq8L-ac/s1600-h/Larvets+003.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/StUqllygYuI/AAAAAAAABks/DtlUxq8L-ac/s400/Larvets+003.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392262954133512930" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;enticing&lt;/span&gt; as that all sounds...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I &lt;span&gt;shan't&lt;/span&gt; be snacking on these Larvets!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My husband and children also have not-so-politely declined.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We all have decided to stick with Doritos when we have a hankering for something a little spicy...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;Angie prefers her larvae plain..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://angiescircus.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://assets.blogaliciousdesigns.com/clients/angie_7clown/html.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jennibeanv/blogimages/jjsig.gif" alt="Jenni" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com%26title%3DThe%2BArticle%2BTitle"&gt; &lt;img src="http://www.blogger.com/images/32x32_su_solid.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt; Stumble It!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3181132902219303817-2728945610370278187?l=www.jiggetyjigg.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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That's because in the LUX Level, a waitress will bring you food and drinks!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is what I ordered:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/StPd4F1jfPI/AAAAAAAABj8/XVqylZMitqY/s1600-h/moviemojito.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 291px; height: 387px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/StPd4F1jfPI/AAAAAAAABj8/XVqylZMitqY/s400/moviemojito.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391897134601829618" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Five layer chocolate cake and raspberry mojito!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Doug was a little more traditional:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/StPcDlaqTfI/AAAAAAAABj0/oPXW5dOwi1A/s1600-h/popcorn.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 263px; height: 351px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/StPcDlaqTfI/AAAAAAAABj0/oPXW5dOwi1A/s400/popcorn.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391895133034270194" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;He ordered popcorn and Sprite. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;(Borrrrrring!  Although I think I ate more of that popcorn than he did!)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We really enjoyed our LUX Level experience!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Having reserved seats &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;rocked&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Having a whole menu and &lt;strike&gt;booze&lt;/strike&gt; cocktails as an option was &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;fabulous&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And since you have to be at least 21 years old to be seated in that area, there were no children of any kind there.  And that was &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;totally freakin' sweet&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/StPf7H4KGgI/AAAAAAAABkE/OVZhmhqWefk/s1600-h/anniversary09+004.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/StPf7H4KGgI/AAAAAAAABkE/OVZhmhqWefk/s400/anniversary09+004.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5391899385712482818" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;We don't look old enough to have been married 13 years, do we?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Lie to me.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jennibeanv/blogimages/jjsig.gif" alt="Jenni" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com%26title%3DThe%2BArticle%2BTitle"&gt; &lt;img src="http://www.blogger.com/images/32x32_su_solid.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt; Stumble It!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3181132902219303817-8927211357774137678?l=www.jiggetyjigg.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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You should steal it, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Internet,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't really know how to tell you this, but &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;I'm in love with your cat&lt;/span&gt;.  I think I realized it last year when you &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;peed your pants&lt;/span&gt; in a &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;clown suit&lt;/span&gt;, and I saw you&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; sit&lt;/span&gt; on &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;the Catholic priest&lt;/span&gt;.  I'm sure you're &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;masochistic&lt;/span&gt; enough to understand &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;how awful you are&lt;/span&gt;.  I'm returning your &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;car&lt;/span&gt; to you, but I'll keep &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;your criminal record&lt;/span&gt; as a memory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You should also know that &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;I told in my confession today about the moose poaching&lt;/span&gt;, and &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;I'm scratching my ass as you read this&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Go milk a cow&lt;/span&gt;,&lt;br /&gt;Jenni&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Now YOU make one of your own!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Fill in the Blanks with the choices below....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear (friend),&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You should also know that I (10) and (11)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(12),&lt;br /&gt;Your Name&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;1.&lt;br /&gt;What's the color of your shirt?&lt;br /&gt;Blue - I'm in love with your cat&lt;br /&gt;Red - Our affair is over&lt;br /&gt;White - I’m joining the Convent&lt;br /&gt;Black -Our romance is over&lt;br /&gt;Green- Our socks don't match&lt;br /&gt;Grey - You're a leprechaun&lt;br /&gt;Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy&lt;br /&gt;Pink - Your nostrils are insulting&lt;br /&gt;Brown - The mafia wants you&lt;br /&gt;No shirt - You're mean&lt;br /&gt;Other -I dislike your eyelashes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.&lt;br /&gt;Which is your birth month?&lt;br /&gt;January - That night you picked your nose&lt;br /&gt;February -When I quoted Forest Gump&lt;br /&gt;March - When your dwarf bit me&lt;br /&gt;April - When I tripped on peanut butter&lt;br /&gt;May - When I threw up in your sock drawer&lt;br /&gt;June - When you put cuffs on me&lt;br /&gt;July – When you smacked my ass&lt;br /&gt;August - When I saw the purple monkey&lt;br /&gt;September - Last year when you peed your pants&lt;br /&gt;October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub&lt;br /&gt;November - When your dog humped my leg&lt;br /&gt;December - When I finally changed my underwear&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.&lt;br /&gt;Which food do you prefer?&lt;br /&gt;Tacos - In your apartment&lt;br /&gt;Lasagna- In your car&lt;br /&gt;Pasta - Outside of your office&lt;br /&gt;Hamburgers - Under the bus&lt;br /&gt;Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner&lt;br /&gt;Chicken - In your closet&lt;br /&gt;Kebabs - With Jean Chrétien&lt;br /&gt;Fish - In my pajamas&lt;br /&gt;Sandwiches - cAt the Elton John oncert&lt;br /&gt;Pizza - In a clown suit&lt;br /&gt;Hot dog - Under a street light&lt;br /&gt;Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.&lt;br /&gt;What's the color of your socks?&lt;br /&gt;Yellow - Ignore&lt;br /&gt;Red - Put whipped cream on&lt;br /&gt;Black - Hit on&lt;br /&gt;Blue - Knock out&lt;br /&gt;Purple - Pour syrup on&lt;br /&gt;White - Carve your initials into&lt;br /&gt;Grey - Pull the clothes off&lt;br /&gt;Brown - bit of&lt;br /&gt;Orange - Castrate&lt;br /&gt;Pink - Pull the pants off of&lt;br /&gt;Barefoot - Sit on&lt;br /&gt;Other - Drive over&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.&lt;br /&gt;What's the color of your underwear?&lt;br /&gt;Black - My boyfriend&lt;br /&gt;White - My father&lt;br /&gt;Grey – The Catholic Priest&lt;br /&gt;Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie&lt;br /&gt;Purple - My corned beef hash&lt;br /&gt;Red – My knee caps&lt;br /&gt;Blue - Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection&lt;br /&gt;Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana&lt;br /&gt;Orange - My Blink 182 cd&lt;br /&gt;Pink – My salt beef bucket&lt;br /&gt;None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude&lt;br /&gt;Other - The elephant in the corner&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6.&lt;br /&gt;What do you prefer to watch on TV?&lt;br /&gt;Scrubs- Man&lt;br /&gt;O.C.- Emotional&lt;br /&gt;One Tree Hill - Senile&lt;br /&gt;Heroes- Frostbitten&lt;br /&gt;Lost - High&lt;br /&gt;Simpsons- Cowardly&lt;br /&gt;The news - Scarred&lt;br /&gt;American Idol - Masochistic&lt;br /&gt;Family Guy - Open&lt;br /&gt;Top Model - Middle-class&lt;br /&gt;Annat -shamed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7.&lt;br /&gt;What mood are you in?&lt;br /&gt;Happy - How awful you are&lt;br /&gt;Sad - How boring you are&lt;br /&gt;Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men&lt;br /&gt;Angry - That your smell makes me vomit&lt;br /&gt;Depressed – That we’re related&lt;br /&gt;Excited - That I may pee my pants&lt;br /&gt;Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you&lt;br /&gt;Worried - That your Ford sucks&lt;br /&gt;Apathetic - That you need a sex-change&lt;br /&gt;Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes&lt;br /&gt;Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exsist&lt;br /&gt;Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid&lt;br /&gt;Other - That your driving sucks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8.&lt;br /&gt;What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?&lt;br /&gt;White - Your toe ring&lt;br /&gt;Yellow - Your love letters to me&lt;br /&gt;Red - The pictures from Vegas&lt;br /&gt;Black - Your pet rock&lt;br /&gt;Blue - The couch cushions&lt;br /&gt;Green - Your car&lt;br /&gt;Orange - Your false teeth&lt;br /&gt;Brown - Your nose hair clippers&lt;br /&gt;Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear&lt;br /&gt;Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket&lt;br /&gt;Pink - The cut toenails&lt;br /&gt;Other - Your Hannah Montanna underwear&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9.&lt;br /&gt;The first letter of your first name?&lt;br /&gt;A/B - My virginity&lt;br /&gt;C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it&lt;br /&gt;E/F - Your neighbour’s dog&lt;br /&gt;G/H - The oil tank from your car&lt;br /&gt;I/J - Your left ear&lt;br /&gt;K/L - The results of that blood-sample&lt;br /&gt;M/N - Your glass eye&lt;br /&gt;O/P - My common sense&lt;br /&gt;Q/R - Your mom&lt;br /&gt;S/T - Your collection of butterflies&lt;br /&gt;U/V - Your criminal record&lt;br /&gt;W/X – Your sucide note&lt;br /&gt;Y/Z - Your credit cardsYour collection of butterflies&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10.&lt;br /&gt;The last letter in your last name?&lt;br /&gt;A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises&lt;br /&gt;C/D - Always will remember the pep talks&lt;br /&gt;E/F -Never will forget that night&lt;br /&gt;G/H – Hate your cooking&lt;br /&gt;I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly&lt;br /&gt;K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard&lt;br /&gt;M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching&lt;br /&gt;O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole&lt;br /&gt;Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs&lt;br /&gt;S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet&lt;br /&gt;U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart&lt;br /&gt;W/X - Haven’t showered in a month&lt;br /&gt;Y/Z - Will try to forget that you broke my heart&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11.&lt;br /&gt;What do you prefer to drink?&lt;br /&gt;Wine- Our friendship is ruined&lt;br /&gt;Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon&lt;br /&gt;mineral water – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo&lt;br /&gt;Milk - The apartment building is on fire&lt;br /&gt;Water – I'm scratching my ass as you read this&lt;br /&gt;Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice&lt;br /&gt;Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war&lt;br /&gt;sweet tea – You should get that embarrassing rash checked&lt;br /&gt;Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird&lt;br /&gt;Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey&lt;br /&gt;Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine&lt;br /&gt;Other – you should stop picking your nose&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?&lt;br /&gt;Thailand – Warm tingly sensations&lt;br /&gt;Australia - Best of luck on the sex change&lt;br /&gt;France - Love always&lt;br /&gt;Spain - With tears of sadness&lt;br /&gt;China – You make me sick&lt;br /&gt;Germany – Please don’t hurt me&lt;br /&gt;Japan - Go milk a cow&lt;br /&gt;Greece - Your everlasting enemy&lt;br /&gt;USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard&lt;br /&gt;Egypt – Kiss my butt&lt;br /&gt;England - Go drown yourself&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jennibeanv/blogimages/jjsig.gif" alt="Jenni" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com%26title%3DThe%2BArticle%2BTitle"&gt; &lt;img src="http://www.blogger.com/images/32x32_su_solid.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt; Stumble It!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3181132902219303817-8322325871867584040?l=www.jiggetyjigg.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~4/CrfE2bqquz0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~3/CrfE2bqquz0/meme-ridiculousness.html</link><author>jennibeanv@aol.com (Jenni Jiggety)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">14</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.jiggetyjigg.com/2009/10/meme-ridiculousness.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3181132902219303817.post-6066151043275759068</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-09T00:14:00.074-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">thirteen</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">anniversary</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">QOTD</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">aloha</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">love</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">doug</category><title>Aloha, Lucky 13!</title><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;This Monday, my husband and I will celebrate thirteen years of wedded bliss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/Ss6T2eZjmcI/AAAAAAAABjk/fNt6NE0aO1k/s1600-h/number-13.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 323px; height: 250px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/Ss6T2eZjmcI/AAAAAAAABjk/fNt6NE0aO1k/s400/number-13.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390408368091535810" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13 years of love and happiness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13 years of friendship.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13 years of bickering about what to watch on tv and how to pronounce words like "guffaw"...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Aloha Friday Questions!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.  How many years have you been married?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.  Would you like to join my movement to start a new tradition of having a Still Married Shower after you've been married for 15 years?  Because I need new stuff...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.  The traditional 13th wedding anniversary gift is LACE.  What kind of crap is that?  Shouldn't it be rubies or something?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" &gt;Kailani would like to get me a new&lt;br /&gt;blender from my &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" &gt;Still Married&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" &gt; registry.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://islandlife808.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p215/Local-Girl-photos/logos/125button.jpg" alt="An Island Life" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jennibeanv/blogimages/jjsig.gif" alt="Jenni" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com%26title%3DThe%2BArticle%2BTitle"&gt; &lt;img src="http://www.blogger.com/images/32x32_su_solid.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt; Stumble It!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3181132902219303817-6066151043275759068?l=www.jiggetyjigg.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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width: 345px; height: 259px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/Ssvz6q81sLI/AAAAAAAABi0/F_O4cwz1h4k/s400/JackieTeef+003.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389669568366358706" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jack was having some &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;anxiety&lt;/span&gt; about the drilling procedure...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/Ssv0Gkzq62I/AAAAAAAABjE/ISs_vvG8PGE/s1600-h/JackieTeef+008.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 344px; height: 259px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/Ssv0Gkzq62I/AAAAAAAABjE/ISs_vvG8PGE/s400/JackieTeef+008.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389669772875721570" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jack's mom promised him that it would not hurt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Jack's mom hoped she was not lying...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The time came to get into the dreaded chair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jack tried to be brave, but the tears were coming...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then the lovely dental hygienist introduced Jack to the&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; nitrous oxide gas&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/Ssv0XDRHIyI/AAAAAAAABjM/OG9T5GyP7rY/s1600-h/nitrous_oxide_mask.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 216px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/Ssv0XDRHIyI/AAAAAAAABjM/OG9T5GyP7rY/s400/nitrous_oxide_mask.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389670055930176290" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jack thought the nitrous oxide was awesome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jack's mom thought it was awesome too, and she'd like some when she goes to get her&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; pap smeared&lt;/span&gt; next month.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jack had a good visit to the dentist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;Angie has pearly whites.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://angiescircus.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://assets.blogaliciousdesigns.com/clients/angie_7clown/html.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jennibeanv/blogimages/jjsig.gif" alt="Jenni" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com%26title%3DThe%2BArticle%2BTitle"&gt; 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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~4/KsKWg7g58Ek" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JiggetyJigg/~3/KsKWg7g58Ek/ww-dental-dramaa-family-story.html</link><author>jennibeanv@aol.com (Jenni Jiggety)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RVgkANSnM70/Ssvz6q81sLI/AAAAAAAABi0/F_O4cwz1h4k/s72-c/JackieTeef+003.JPG" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">35</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.jiggetyjigg.com/2009/10/ww-dental-dramaa-family-story.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3181132902219303817.post-5240569175453686557</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-06T00:21:00.244-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">silliness</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">email</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">milf date</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">proposal</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">score</category><title>Best  Solicitation EVER</title><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I have received &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;offers&lt;/span&gt; of all sorts in my online days...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Emails try to entice me to enlarge parts &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;I don't have&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People from Nigeria want me to to their banking for them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Mother wants me to forward angels and assorted chain letters to 10 of my closest friends so that I have good luck and also to prove that I love her...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" &gt;(Dear Mom ... Stop that.  Love Jenni)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But yesterday I got the most fabulous&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; proposition&lt;/span&gt; in my email box...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Words can't even express how &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;honored&lt;/span&gt; I am to have this kind of opportunity!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Behold my breathtaking &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;link-exchange&lt;/span&gt; offer from the fine people at MILF DATE dot com!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the luckiest girl in the world!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not only is this going to bring &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;just the right kind&lt;/span&gt; of reader to my blog...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but now I can get myself a MILF sticker for my minivan!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Hi, Dear People&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;My name is August Fox, I represent the adult dating sites SexDatePersonals dotcom and http://www.milf-date dot com.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;We took a look at your site (http://www.jiggetyjigg.com/2009/02/nipple-jewelry.html) recently, and we are interesting in a link exchange with your(s) site(s).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Our offer is actually quite interesting, a 3 way link as opposed to a reciprocal link. You link to http://www.milf date dotcom and we link to you on SexDatePersonals dot com. We offer the best type of link exchange. Also, SexDatePersonals dot com has a very nice directory that we have been building so you are sure to find a category there for your site. If not, please just make your suggestion to us.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Here our link info:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Milf [hyperlink]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;http://www.milf date dot com [website addess]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Milf [description]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Have a great week and I hope that we can do business with you in the very near future.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Regards.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;August Fox&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;SEO Analyst&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;milf-date dot com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/jennibeanv/blogimages/jjsig.gif" alt="Jenni" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://jiggetyjigg.blogspot.com%26title%3DThe%2BArticle%2BTitle"&gt; &lt;img src="http://www.blogger.com/images/32x32_su_solid.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt; Stumble It!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3181132902219303817-5240569175453686557?l=www.jiggetyjigg.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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