JL's Condoms

Wow, can't believe what I saw.

2010-04-15T08:45:00.000-07:00

After I got out of my Italian class on Tuesday, I really had to piss. So I go downstairs to the cafeteria like eatery and go into the men's room. I hear the shuttle kissing noise coming from one of the stalls. I see just one set of legs. Than the sound of kissing gets a bit more intense. I say to myself, ok I really need to pee so f**k it. I start to do my business, until I started to hear moans coming from a chick. I think they realized someone else was in there, but they didn't care and no one was going to do anything because that would have been a HUGE cock block. I finish up, and the moaning is getting louder and more intense and the hard skin on skin contact is growing louder. Obviously, this is some pretty rough and hot sex going on. I know that they can still hear me because I turn on the water to wash my hands. I made sure that I tore the paper towels very loud. But, I believe they heard it at one point but didn't care much. As I go outside to leave and walk back to my dorm, my friend buddy is waiting for me and she hears the moans. She freaks out! She looks at me and goes, JUSTIN WHAT THE F**K! I say two people were horny and didn't have time to get back to the apartment. Most likely they didn't use a condom either! But my friend decides ok I am going into the bathroom. I was like why? She said because it is putting her in the mood and her boyfriend is waiting back at her dorm. (He only visits a few times) So she goes in and goes into the stall next to them. She tells me when she comes out that they were shaking the stall walls and she couldn't stop moaning. She said that she saw a hoodie on the ground with some type of Greek letters so one of them was a Greek. Go figure the people having sex at 1:30 in the afternoon in a school eatery would be horny Greeks. Luckily for those people, we were the only ones to go in to that bathroom for about 10 minutes. As we were getting ready to leave, we saw the bathroom bangers and one of them was a guy that lives on the same floor as me. The chick was the Greek wearing I don't know what sorority's letters. Sadly, Doesn't this feed into the steriotype of college students and especially Greeks and sorority girls as complete whores? Let's hope that chick doesn't get pregnant.

Check out some great condom deals!

2010-03-22T13:55:00.000-07:00

You can find a great deal here at these links for

Durex Intense Sensation condoms (50 pack)

Durex Performax condoms (50 pack)

Lifestyles XL condoms (50 pack)

check it out and order now!

order from JL's Discount Condoms!

hotshots, really???

2010-03-17T21:34:00.001-07:00

I am all for being safe while having sex. The purpose of selling condoms, and people buying condoms is to not contract a STD or have an unwanted kid. But when you are 12 years old, you should still think girls have coodies. Girls at 12 wont even have boobs yet (in most girls), how are guys going to find a girl sexually attractive at 12? Most guys havent even hit puberty at 12. Than why are they selling condoms that are built for 12 year olds called hotshots!!???? You got to be F**king kidding me. That is promoting the wrong message. Is the hotshot business trying to turn 12 year olds into sex crazed teens? Are they breading the future sex offenders union?

People, I know my parents would have been more than disappointed at me if I had sex at 12 years old.

Let's keep condoms for the ages that they are built for and are meant for, from 15-any adult age.

You buy condoms when you are an adult please, not when you are 12.

Just got interesting stuff

2010-01-27T21:03:00.000-08:00

I have a connection to get deals for all College students. It is still in the works, but if you just got to the site you can check it out for yourself, and see if you would want to purchase anything and I am confident you will receive a coupon type thing for a certain percent off your next purchase if you refer someone.

Check it out.

A European Condom Christmas

2009-12-26T08:50:00.000-08:00

For now the second year, it is a semi tradition with my closest friends that we have a small gift exchange. Typically we do white elephants or massive joke gifts that are things they hate just becasue it would be funny. But this year had new faces and new gifts. Some were more normal gifts but still funny and entertaining. One in particular that I received really relates to this blog. A friend who is in medical school in Europe had his semester in Poland. Well in Europe everything is just a train ride away. As I opened my gift, I look at it and it had just random stuff in it at first. But, I notice he begins to laugh a lot and im looking at the container, and he tells me "Well I got these from Amsterdam, They are European Condoms" This thing was awesome, It had a like condom decorative snow man, a box with 3 Amsterdam Brand condoms (I can't spell the name) a condom that was attached to a lolipop so a lolipop condom (flavored too) and than this one random condom that was roll up into what looked like a candy. I open it and he goes, oh I am pretty sure this one is for when you are getting head... That went well with my girlfriend sitting next to me!

I have not used one of these yet, but hopefully the Sex capital of the world produces good condoms!

if you are looking for great condoms such as Trojan, Trustex, Durex, and any Okamoto (Beyond Seven and Crown) at ridiculously low prices

contact my email j18.mbcondoms@yahoo.com

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Happy Holidays!

2009-12-25T00:47:00.001-08:00

For everyone celebrating the holidays and New Years, remember... Be safe.

Use a condom

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2009-12-24T12:05:00.000-08:00

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2009-12-22T15:58:00.001-08:00

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Buy Condoms Cheap, Easy, and Private

2009-12-21T22:22:00.000-08:00

Everyone knows how awkward it is to go to Walgreens or Walmart or whichever store is easiest and walk back to the condom isle. It is a terrible and embarrassing situation for a guy or girl. You walk in, thinking to yourself that you hope you do not see any adult or chick you know. Because that would just make the trip a bit more awkward for you. You walk in and well if you do not know where the condom isle is well than you have to ask, and get strange looks from that employee. And the worst part is now that employee knows what you are going to be doing later that night. And hopefully he is not picturing it in his head!

You walk to the isle. For the people who are first timers, well there are a lot of different brands out there and you are looking at each one, reading the labels, and taking a lot of time (which is NOT what you would want to do in that situation).

But for those who have a bit more experience in this field are able to go pick out there favorite brand or "pleasure pack" and go right up to the register.

Now the nightmare for everyone, and this has happened to me many times, Is to have the older woman as a cashier. You walk up with just a 12 pack of condoms and she is looking at you with a just strange, weird, very uncomfortable look. Of course they ask "is that all?"

But the worst part of it is, as she packs it up she is just thinking about it and than says "You have a great day!"

But those days are finally over! No more awkward trips to the store. No more having to read each box. No more uncomfortable looks from old lady cashiers.

Now at mailboxcondoms.com you can browse from a selection of top brands of condoms such as Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, Okamoto Crown, Beyond Seven, Trustex, and Contempo. It is simple.

It is CHEAPER per condom than any store or other condom site out there.

The shipments are sent directly to your home or PO box, privately. It is just a package from the company.

Sex is something that is part of people's private lives. You can keep it private now.

Trojan Ecstasy... Is it really that great?

2009-12-18T09:49:00.000-08:00

I am not one to completely disown something, but the commercials are just ridiculous. I know its just fun, stupid advertisement, but I am pretty confident that the Trojan Ecstasy is not the greatest condom out there. To be honest, I am not a Trojan fan. They don't even sell these condoms in Europe! And to be honest all trojans are overpriced. Way overpriced. Lifestyles, Durex, Okamoto, Crown are all great condoms and you barely feel the condom at all.

Let me know what you think, Is the Trojan Ecstasy the best condoms you have ever used?

The Holiday Season

2009-12-09T18:37:00.000-08:00

Everyone remember to be safe around the holiday season. Have fun with family and friends, and enjoy those special times with a loved one. Remember use a condom. No babies for Christmas!

Coming soon, Myths and facts about Birth Control

2009-11-30T19:18:00.000-08:00

I will be compiling some research and medical data on the facts and myths about birth control.

I hope this will be helpful to some people and will convince others about condoms and birth control.

I hate hearing about those stories

2009-11-30T10:34:00.000-08:00

Today it is almost an everyday thing. But it's a horror story to most people. I'm sorry but it is not a great thing to have a baby when you are either still in high school or just started college. A friend of mine, the day after I got my inventory stocked up calls me up and tells me he thinks his girl is pregnant! He just turned 17, he isn't even legal yet. I'm standing there in shock because I have this giant box of condoms and all he needed to do was call me up and pay 4$ and he has 10. Now the funny thing was he was stupid enough to just not use a condom at all, just because she was on birth control. (I think it may have been the shot, but I'm not sure). Now is it just me, or are condoms 99% effective, compared to 97% for birth control in reducing the risk or pregnancy????? AND well if you use both well than you are pretty dam safe!

People, don't give yourselves a heart attack with a pregnancy scare, don't completely alter your life with a child until you are completely ready (and no, any high school kid is not ready)

Be safe, use a condom.

Give me some feedback

2009-11-29T19:33:00.000-08:00

Made a few sales over the weekend. But, after some use I want to see which out of the 3 in my inventory you like the best. We will make a top chart based on your voting.

After you have used each condom, write back and give your vote for best of those condoms.

than I will make a top chart.

Sometime soon I shall be getting different condoms. So than after those sell a bit we can get a full scale top ten condom list.

My vote is for Lifestyles His'n'Her.

Details about my inventory

2009-11-28T18:48:00.000-08:00

If anyone would like to know more about the inventory in detail shoot me an email. But, the basics are pretty easy.

Durex Performax: makes the guy last longer

Durex Her Pleasure: It is studded for her pleasure

Lifestyles His'n'Her Pleasure: Is exactly like the Trojan Ecstasy!!!

Just got my new inventory!

2009-11-27T21:03:00.000-08:00

New product is in! Durex Performax, Durex Her Pleasure, and Lifestyles His'n'Her Pleasure. Over 1500 total. Now I can get you some great deals. Email me for pricing and let me know if you want details on each condom. Great deals!

j18.mbcondoms@yahoo.com

Working on order sheets

2009-11-23T20:52:00.001-08:00

Soon I will have order sheets on the blog. All you need to do is to download them and fill them out on your computer and than email them to me. I will respond to your email within the day with a price. The prices for our condoms are better than any store. More condoms for less money. Why should you have to pay top dollar to be safe? Once I have the order sheets I will attach instructions to them to make it as simple and hassle free as possible. Hope everyone is having a great week. Happy Thanksgiving to All.

Making the World a Safer Place One Condom at a Time

2009-11-22T19:34:00.000-08:00

Hey, how is it going? I'm working with a buddy of mine and we are selling condoms through a website and out of the box. We can get you great deals on Durex, Lifestyles, and many more. Right now we are stocking up our inventory, and will eventually carry all major brands. Let me know if anyone has any condom suggestions or if you want to purchase. Just send me an email if you want to purchase or comment on my post with suggestions.

Grazie,