A point of view thats honest and humorousnoreply@blogger.com (jmfv)Mon, 7 Oct 2024 00:29:24 -0400Blogger http://www.blogger.com93125http://jmfv.blogspot.com/en-usyesBlogging,Music,Poetry,thoughts,opinionsA blog that will in the least, make you smileA funny ass writerJ.M.F.Vnoreply@blogger.comJ.M.F.Vhttp://jmfv.blogspot.com/2014/09/what-has-our-music-been-saying.htmlMon, 15 Sep 2014 22:32:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-5656875587777683325 <!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 <![endif]--> If music is the voice of the people, then what they are saying right now is kinda sad, that's just my opinion. I mean if we go decade by decade, each 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2014/02/write-love-please.htmlBloggingFearjames velezLoveTextthoughtsThu, 20 Feb 2014 21:46:00 -0500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-3346887308584782575 <!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE <![endif]--> “I Heart you” What the fuck is that? Seriously, why do people write that? Is writing that a way of saying "I love you"? We all know that most people write “I Heart you” as in a 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2013/04/random-thought.htmlpoetryMon, 15 Apr 2013 23:45:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-188141046689580422 <!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 <![endif]--> Thinking of the people, That have been sold and bought Racism isn’t hereditary It is something that is taught. So the next time you 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2012/02/mama-dancer.htmlBloggingbooksInformationjames velezlifeopinionsparentingscenariosthoughtsMon, 6 Feb 2012 14:36:00 -0500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-9136518136030708903<!--[if gte mso 9]> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]>2noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2011/12/once-in-blue-moon.htmlBloggingdaily newsfriendInformationjames velezlifeshort storythoughtsThu, 8 Dec 2011 20:41:00 -0500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-3720200906139983681<!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]>0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2011/11/tired.htmlBloggingjames velezpoetrythoughtsTue, 15 Nov 2011 10:02:00 -0500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-8688279205437541845<!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2011/10/is-that-semen-on-you-my-latest-scenario.htmlBloggingInformationjames velezlifescenariosthoughtsMon, 10 Oct 2011 10:40:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-7008339332862544611<!--[if !mso]> v\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} o\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} p\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} .shape {behavior:url(#default#VML);} v\:textbox {display:none;} <![endif]--><!--[if !ppt]--><!--[endif]--> <!--[if !mso]> v\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} o\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} p\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} .shape {behavior:url(#default#VML);} v\:textbox 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2011/10/thinking-out-loud-once-again.htmlBloggingjames velezlifeopinionsthoughtsWed, 5 Oct 2011 13:44:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-4601483356442229722Hello reader, been awhile since I’ve written to you all, well here I am, returning to the world of writing out my thoughts to share with you all.Well last night I went to bed thinking and imagining how far advanced would we be as a civilization if we had the same beliefs, as in agreeing in our view of a higher power. I am going to show you the image that sparked this thought, I would like 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2011/06/part-of-my-opening-from-my-book.htmlBloggingbooksInformationjames velezlifeopinionsthoughtsThu, 9 Jun 2011 11:06:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-3897888265479206725It is true what they say; you do see your whole life flash right before your eyes in that last moment of life. Only it does not just flash, it is sort of like reliving your whole life, but this time having no control over it. You are aware of all the outcomes but still repeat the same mistakes. You also have the capabilities to slow down some parts of your life. You can bask in the glow of 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2011/03/why-is-shitting-such-taboo.htmlbathroomBloggingfecesInformationjames velezlifeopinionsthoughtsMon, 28 Mar 2011 09:31:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-4268487272565859612Why is shitting such a “Taboo”? As in no one talks about it freely or we all seem to walk out of the bathroom with a little bit of shame on our faces when we do it.Why is that?I mean defecating, passing a bowel, digesting, or just plain shitting, is something that we all do. I mean every human shits. Its one of the few things we all do. So why don’t we discuss it more freely, or do it on a first 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2010/12/christmas-wish.htmlBloggingfriendInformationjames velezlifeopinionsthoughtsMon, 13 Dec 2010 10:17:00 -0500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-5202802995792946358Christmas wish. What do we all want for Christmas? This is normally an odd question for me to answer; you see I haven’t written a wish list to Santa in close to 25 years or so, so you see I’m not sure as in what I would ask for, or if there is anything out there that I want? I have gone so long without that I don’t know how to request anything for this holiday. Yeah sure we all want something; I 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2010/12/proper-clening-technique.htmlbathroomBloggingfriendInformationjames velezlifeopinionsparentingthoughtsTue, 7 Dec 2010 13:41:00 -0500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-5182690031980240279I have noticed this trend going on for years and I have helped those that would listen and actually put into effect what I have showed them. So some of you could stop doing this idiotic mistake I will post it here.A few guys that I have known and some girls that I have dated have done this mistake. Now it’s not their fault, I blame the parents for this mistake. But you cannot rub a bar of soap on0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2010/11/so-she-had-bad-day.htmlBloggingfriendInformationjames velezlifeopinionsscenariosthoughtsMon, 15 Nov 2010 12:10:00 -0500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-3700188951061671314Why me? Is what she thought. Damn shit is not funny, is what was running through her mind, I have seriously got the worst fucking luck. Damn!Just the other day things were looking up for her; she had put her car on “Craigslist” for sale and was content with what was going on in her life. She came to me and told me bout her ad, and asked if I could help out, “Sure” I told her, “Just let me look at0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2010/09/long-time-no-write.htmlInformationlifeopinionspoetrythoughtsTue, 28 Sep 2010 20:16:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-3370339510206981677I know I haven’t been around.Since I broke my wrist,I find reasons why I can’t see you.I come up with ideas,Think of ways to say hello to you.I always seem to forget.Seems as of late, You’ve been trying to get my attention.Don’t know why?But I choose to ignore you. Now you’re yelling,Screaming so loud,I can no longer deny you.Well, here I am.How are you?It’s has been awhile. Subscribe to RSS 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2010/08/raping-pit.htmlBloggingInformationjames velezlifeopinionsscenariosshort storythoughtsTue, 31 Aug 2010 21:12:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-2220379926174473922One would think that a place called “The Raping Pit” would think that it’s a bad place? Am I wrong for assuming this? Can anyone out there tell me that a place called “The Raping Pit” would be a good place to go for a night?Seriously, when you go down the basement and look under the staircase, all you see is a large hole, and in that hole is nothing but darkness, with a glimmer of an arm or teeth0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2010/07/bohemian.htmlBloggingInformationjames velezlifeopinionspoetrythoughtsFri, 16 Jul 2010 11:47:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-2153388402867820800Bohemian: A person with artistic or literary interests who disregards conventional standards of behavior.BohemianSome say“James you need to be saved”Following your bullshitWill that teach me to behave?Trained since birth to view the world just like youNot my faultI question, I read, and now I see thingsFrom a different point of view‘Cause I questionSome say I’m boldCan’t just sit there and 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2010/06/new-found-family.htmlWed, 30 Jun 2010 21:17:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-6270434916868734020<!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]> <![endif]--><!--[if !mso]> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } <![endif]--> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 8noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2010/06/oh-faux-hawks-how-i-hate-thee.htmlMon, 7 Jun 2010 15:02:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-5781470330390134452Ok, it has been awhile since I have written a blog based on my thoughts. Well here we go.My current “Pet Peeve” is this recent hair fashion for a man that has taken over the whole planet it seems.All of a sudden its kool to sport a pseudo “Mohawk” called a “Faux Hawk”.Now this pisses me off because all of a sudden its kool to sport a “Mohawk”, and what pisses me off the most is that most of the 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2010/05/i-got-dad.htmlBloggingInformationjames velezlifeparentingSun, 16 May 2010 00:43:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-474070933599307864I always wondered what it would feel like to find out that my dad was still alive. I imagined it as being really kool. I mean it would rock you know, I’m 33, spent most of my life fatherless. Pretty much had to learn how to be on man by trial and error, observation. Oh man if my dad was really alive how kool would it be to talk to him? Ask him why I do certain things, see where my smile comes 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2010/04/latest-scenario.htmlBloggingbooksjames velezopinionsscenariosthoughtsThu, 22 Apr 2010 12:41:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-4403381795445647971<!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]> <![endif]--> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2010/01/having-surgery-on-my-wrist-was-not-on.htmlBloggingthoughtsWed, 27 Jan 2010 16:51:00 -0500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-4145934321338366697Ok here is another bout with pain “J.V.” style. last week I was feeling stiffness and pain in my wrist, it was really bothering me, well my sister found out about it and her being a nurse and all she told me to wrap it up, well I did. Having it wrapped felt good, it didn’t bother me as much, I still felt stiff and I would get twinges of pain, but more bearable. Well on the second night I fell 1noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2010/01/scars.htmlSat, 23 Jan 2010 09:26:00 -0500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-3590028124852646224Scars. What is a scar? Well according to the dictionary a scar is: a mark left (usually on the skin) by the healing of injured tissue.Nice definition makes sense and totally tells you what a scar is, but for me, that’s not the true meaning of a scar. For me a scar on your body means you have lived. That scar is proof that at one point in your life you were alive, you felt pain, and you went 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2009/12/feces-in-bathroom.htmlbathroomfecesfriendTue, 29 Dec 2009 12:45:00 -0500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-7324631055309430786Here is another "Exc erpt" from "Scenarios" let me know what you would do. Hope all well with you all.Till next time.....Feces In The BathroomYou and a very good friend/relative,(use whichever fits the scenario better),Are out at a bar for a late night drink. Both of you are extremely inebriated.Your friend/relative leans over to you and say’sThey have to use the bathroom badly.After excusing 2noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2009/12/insane-wedding-ritual.htmlThu, 17 Dec 2009 14:01:00 -0500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-5158634266559352081This is an excerpt from a book that I would love to publish called “Scenarios”.You all know how I am, I am constantly asking you “What would you do if” or a,“How would you deal with”. Well this is my newest one that I have written down, number 57On a list of a whole bunch more. Let me know what you guys would do.Till next time….#57Juice of lifeLet us say that you have been dating this person for 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)http://jmfv.blogspot.com/2009/10/my-most-recent-sociological-experiment.htmlSun, 18 Oct 2009 12:14:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2109397776808189174.post-1855340037655213608Ok, yours truly went on a sociological study these past few days. I went out and asked men a question that has only two options to choose from. What I found strange was that the men that were parents seem to choose the same option, pretty much the same with the single, childless ones. Well here is the question, “If you had only two options and these are them, which would you choose? “ 1) Take 0noreply@blogger.com (J.M.F.V)