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Code Monkey Save World

AirCon — Mon, 06 May 2013 19:37:17 GMT

AirCon:

'''Code Monkey Save World''' will be a 96-page long comic book based on various characters from the songs of Jonathan Coulton. It is drawn by Jonathan's college friend and Marvel Comics illustrator Greg Pak. [[File:Code Monkey Save World.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Cover of "Code Monkey Save World"]]

==Origin==

The idea for the comic started when Greg Pak [https://twitter.com/gregpak/status/271253097400119296 tweeted] that he could make a "pretty awesome supervillain team with characters from [JoCo] songs." Coulton replied simply, "DO IT." After some behind-the-scenes [https://twitter.com/jonathancoulton/status/298945288213782529 top-secret planning], the Kickstarter was unveiled on April 15, 2013.

==Plot==

The comic has not been released yet, and is still in development. However, the basic premise is that [[Code Monkey]] and Skullcrusher (from "[[Skullcrusher Mountain]]") team up to fight various monsters such as robots and zombies that are plaguing the earth, while also trying to win over the hearts of the women they love.

==Characters==

*[[Code Monkey]]
*Matilde (secretary in "Code Monkey")
*Skullcrusher, from "Skullcrusher Mountain" and "[[The Future Soon]]<ref group="nb">In the CMSW continuity, the kid from "The Future Soon" grew up to become the man in "Skullcrusher Mountain."</ref>"
*Laura the Robo Queen, from "The Future Soon"
*Zombie Bob and other zombies, from "[[Re: Your Brains]]"
*Robots from "[[Chiron Beta Prime]]"
*The curler from "[[Curl]]"
*The giant squid from "[[I Crush Everything]]"
*The creepy doll from "[[Creepy Doll]]"
*The newscaster from "[[Good Morning Tuscon]]" (unconfirmed)

==Related projects==

It has been confirmed that Jonathan Coulton is writing a new song inspired by the graphic novel, as well as recording an acoustic ("unplugged") album containing the songs that were the inspiration for "Code Monkey Save World." In addition, the book will contain a short story inspired by "[[Mandelbrot Set]]," as well as possibly a children's book based on "[[The Princess Who Saved Herself]]."

==Notes==

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==External links==

[http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gregpak/code-monkey-save-world Kickstarter page]

JoCo Cruise Crazy 4

Kate — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 16:38:54 GMT

Kate:

JoCo Cruise Crazy 4 was [http://youtu.be/wWq0wRfNgUY announced during] JoCo Cruise Crazy 3, and pre registration made available. Watch the [http://www.jococruisecrazy.com/ Official JoCo Cruise Crazy] website for details!

JoCo Cruise Crazy 4 is a 6-night Western Caribbean cruise on Royal Caribbean's [http://www.royalcaribbean.com/findacruise/ships/class/ship/home.do?shipClassCode=FR&shipCode=ID&br=R Independence of the Seas]; sailing Sunday, February 23 to Saturday, March 1, 2014. It departs from Port Everglades in Fort Lauderdale and [http://www.royalcaribbean.com/findacruise/cruiseDetails/itineraryAndPricing.do?packageCode=ID06W027&sailDate=1140223&selectedCurrencyCode=USD ports include] Georgetown, Grand Cayman; Falmouth, Jamaica; and Labadee, Haiti.

==Registration==

Pre-registered booking began during JoCo Cruise Crazy 3. General public booking began TBD.

Milestones: [http://www.jonathancoulton.com/forums/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/78956#Comment_78956 On February 25, 2013], The Home Office posted: We already have more people booked for JCCC4 than the total of people booked on JCCC1. The number of people booked on JCCC4 since booking opened--currently only for JCCC3 passengers--exceeds the number booked for JCCC3 in the same time period after booking had opened for ''everyone''. On [http://twitter.com/paulandstorm/status/329038706369511424 April 29, 2013], it was said that "10 months before it sails, #JCCC4 is rapidly closing in on #JCCC3's total number of Sea Monkey cabins. #yikes"

==Itinerary==
Official Events: Google Calendar TBD

Unofficial Events: Google Calendar TBD

{| style="" border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"
!Date
!Location
!Arrival
!Departure
|-
|Sunday 23 Feb 2014
|Sail from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US
|
|5:30pm
|-
|Monday 24 Feb 2014
|At Sea
|colspan="2"|
|-
|Tuesday 25 Feb 2014
|Georgetown, Grand Cayman (tendered)
|8:00am
|5:00pm
|-
|Wednesday 26 Feb 2014
|Falmouth, Jamaica (docked)
|7:00am
|4:00pm
|-
|Thursday 27 Feb 2014
|Labadee, Haiti (docked)
|10:00am
|6:00pm
|-
|Friday 28 Feb 2014
|Sea Day
|colspan="2"|
|-
|Saturday 1 Mar 2014
|Debark ship Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US
|5:30am
|
|}

==Entertainment==
===Performers===
TBA

==Crowd-Sourced Activities==
TBD

==Dining==
TBD

==Links==
Official Mailing List TBD

Internet pricing TBD

[https://www.facebook.com/groups/445038048903514/ JCCC 2014 Facebook Group]

Unofficial [http://seamonkey.joelrichard.com/ Sea Monkey Manifest]

Unofficial [http://jccc-countdown.com/ Cruise Countdown Clock]

Twitter hashtags: [http://twitter.com/#!/search/%23JoCoCruiseCrazy #JoCoCruiseCrazy], [http://twitter.com/#!/search/%23jccc4 #JCCC4]

[[Category:JoCo Cruise Crazy]]

==References==
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Christmastime Is Wunnerful/Lyrics

Apollo — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:29:53 GMT

Apollo: slightly repetitive

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<lyrics>
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful, wunnerful with you

Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful, wunnerful with you

Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful, wunnerful with you

Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful, wunnerful with you

Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful, wunnerful with you

Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime (oh, Christmastime)
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime (oh, christmastime)
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful, wunnerful with you

Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime (oh, Christmastime)
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime (oh, Christmastime)
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful, wunnerful with you (oh)

Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime (oh, Christmastime)
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime (oh, Christmastime)
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful, wunnerful with you (oh)

Let's go, boys!

Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime (oh, Christmastime)
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful with you, Christmastime (oh, Christmastime)
Christmastime is wunnerful
Wunnerful, wunnerful with you (oh)
</lyrics>

Wikipedia Chanukah/Lyrics

Apollo — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 03:19:31 GMT

Ant: -well-

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<lyrics>
Judea was part of the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt from 200 BCE when King Antiochus III the Great of Syria defeated King Ptolemy V Epiphanes of Egypt at the Battle of Panium. Judea became at that moment part of the Seleucid Empire of Syria. King Antiochus III the Great, wanting to conciliate his new Jewish subjects guaranteed their right to "live according to their ancestral customs" and to continue to practice their religion in the Temple of Jerusalem. However in 175 BCE, Antiochus IV Epiphanes, the son of Antiochus III invaded Judea, ostensibly at the request of the sons of Tobias. The Tobiads, who led the Hellenizing Jewish faction in Jerusalem, were expelled to Syria around 170 BCE when the high priest Onias and his pro-Egyptian faction wrested control from them. The exiled Tobiads lobbied Antiochus IV Epiphanes to recapture Jerusalem. As the ancient Jewish historian, Flavius Josephus, tells us "The king being thereto disposed beforehand, complied with them, and came upon the Jews with a great army, and took their city by force, and slew a great multitude of those that favored Ptolemy, and sent out his soldiers to plunder them without mercy. He also spoiled the temple, and put a stop to the constant practice of offering a daily sacrifice of expiation for three years and six months."

When the Second Temple in Jerusalem was looted and services stopped, Judaism was outlawed. In 167 BCE, Antiochus ordered an altar to Zeus erected in the Temple. He banned circumcision and ordered pigs to be sacrificed at the altar of the temple. Antiochus's actions provoked a large-scale revolt. Mattityahu, a Jewish priest, and his five sons Jochanan, Simeon, Eleazar, Jonathan, and Judah led a rebellion against Antiochus. Judah became known as Yehuda HaMakabi (which means "Judah the Hammer"). By 166 BCE, Mattathias had died, and Judah took his place as leader. By 165 BCE, the Jewish revolt against the Seleucid monarchy was successful. The Temple was liberated and new holy vessels were made. According to the Talmud, olive oil was needed for the menorah in the Temple, which was required to burn throughout the night, every night. The story goes that there was only enough oil to burn for one day, yet it burned for eight days, the time needed to prepare a fresh supply of oil for the menorah. An eight-day festival was declared by the Jewish sages to commemorate this miracle.

<div style="text-align:right">ברוך אתה ה' א‑לוהינו מלך העולם, אשר קדשנו במצותיו וצונו להדליק נר של חנוכה.‏</div>
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The Week Between/Lyrics

Apollo — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 03:13:11 GMT

Apollo: some more lyrics

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<lyrics>
The wrapping paper's put away
Except the bits the cat got hold of
Someone comes by to say hello
And bring a tin of cookies

The mistletoe's not used up yet
And the popcorn garlands hold up
You secretly hope the snow will last a little while

In the week between
All your drunken uncles and cousin's cousins are on the scene
The week between
New Year's resolutions and conversation with last year's dreams

We take a slow ride into town
Past empty office buildings
Red lights go green for [?] snow
And so we don't mind waiting

It's almost time to eat again
The first ham sandwich shows up
We're curling up on the couch to wait until next year

In the week between
All your drunken uncles and cousin's cousins are on the scene
The week between
New Year's resolutions and conversation with last year's dreams

In the week between
All your drunken uncles and cousin's cousins are on the scene
The week between
New Year's resolutions and conversation with last year's dreams

In the week between
All your drunken uncles and cousin's cousins still on the scene
The week between
New Year's resolutions and conversation with last year's dreams
</lyrics>

Christmas with You Is the Best/Lyrics

Apollo — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 03:00:54 GMT

Apollo: googled (only a little changed)

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<lyrics>
We both hate the holidays
Our parents act crazy
And the mall is insane
Let's skip it all this year
And have a non-traditional, non-denominational celebration

Christmas with you is the best
We'll have no turkey or guests
Sleeping late but before we get dressed
I want to give you a present
I want to give you a present

It was fun when I was a kid
And then it started getting strange
I got too old for toys and games
But now I have you
And I think we should choose a
Non-traditional, non-denominational celebration

Christmas with you is the best
We'll have no turkey or guests
Sleeping late but before we get dressed
I want to give you a present
I want to give you a present

I got too old for toys and games
But now I have you
And I think we should choose a
Non-traditional, non-denominational celebration

Christmas with you is the best
We'll have no turkey or guests
Sleeping late but before we get dressed
I want to give you a present
I want to give you a present
I want to give you a present
I want to give you a present
</lyrics>

Christmas in July/Lyrics

Apollo — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 02:56:17 GMT

Apollo: next...lyrics in july...

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<lyrics>
I wish we were having Christmas in July
No winter anymore
Warm breezes by the shore
Long days beneath the summery sky

Santa doesn't have to hurry to leave town
There's nothing here but time
Gin, tonic, and some lime
He'll probably stick around

Three ships sailing on the ocean blue
All the children fast asleep
Now there's only me and you

Trees all decorate themselves with butterflies
Our blues are on the run
We're soaking up the sun
Yule time in paradise

Ukuleles playing "Silent Night"
Fragrant flowers in your hair
Your skin so fair and soft beneath the moonlight

Now it's winter and the snow is piling high
Let's change the holiday
Vacation far away
Next Christmas in July

There's nothing there but time
Gin, tonic, and some lime
Next Christmas in July
Our blues are on the run
We're soaking up the sun
Next Christmas in July
</lyrics>

Christmas in Jail/Lyrics

Apollo — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 02:50:53 GMT

Apollo: lllllyrics

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<lyrics>
Old Daddy can't be there for Christmas
I'm sure your Momma told you things
Well first, she never understood me
But I don't want to talk about that now

Now, Daddy hates to be away from you at Christmas
But don't you worry, I'm doing fine inside
I made you a toothpick Eiffel Tower
I got three squares and I'm making a kinda wine

This punishment is cruel and unusual
Well I did my best, but the system said I failed
Don't lie awake and wonder whether Santa visits me
There's even Christmas in jail

Well I had a stack of presents for you, darlin'
Though the sheriff took them down to Evidence
Now, I don't want to put this burden on you
Would you have your mother bring me cigarettes?

You know you're always first in my affection
With good behavior, I'll be out in two
As far as all that money that went missing
Well it's not for your mother, it's for you (minus expenses)

This punishment is cruel and unusual
Well I did my best, but the system said I failed
Don't lie awake and wonder whether Santa visits me
There's even Christmas in jail

Yessir

Well the Mess Hall's serving turkey tetrazinni
I got my stocking hung up right above the john, yep
From my little window, I can see the starlight
They're the same old stars that you'll be wishing on

This punishment is cruel and unusual
Well I did my best, but the system said I failed
Don't lie awake and wonder whether Santa visits me
There's even Christmas in jail

This punishment is cruel and unusual
Well I did my best, but the system said I failed
Don't lie awake and wonder whether Santa visits me
There's even Christmas in jail

Don't lie awake and wonder whether Santa visits me
There's even Christmas in jail
There's even Christmas in jail
</lyrics>

One Christmas at a Time (song)/Lyrics

Apollo — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 02:35:21 GMT

Apollo: them lyrics

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<lyrics>
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

I put all this year's presents on my credit card and kinda went overboard
But by this time next year, my podcast will be earning serious money

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

Every year, my brother gets totally trashed and passes out on the couch,
So this year, I dusted all the couches with itching powder

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

Look, I couldn't find a single Teddy Ruxpin anywhere, but they'll still be just as popular next year
And when I find a stash, I'll buy ten

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

Listen, I know we've only been dating two-and-a-half weeks, but they've been the best two-and-a-half weeks of my life
And even though you said you wanted to take things slow, but I just feel like if every Christmas could be this amazing
Why wouldn't we get started right away? Like, I already feel this excited for next Christmas
But anyway...I see from the somewhat ambivalent look on your face that you need a little time to think it over, or something
So maybe you shouldn't...open that really small present just yet

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

C'mon!

One Christmas at a time, baby (woo, yeah!)
One Christmas at a time — all right (one Christmas at a time!)
One Christmas at a time, baby (that's right, we gotta take one Christmas at a time, baby)
One Christmas at a time
</lyrics>

Murder and Monkeys

Sapphiremind — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 18:45:37 GMT

AirCon: AirCon moved page Murder and Monkeys to Cruise:Murder and Monkeys: Your song's fantastic, that is what I've truly thought. Oh, by the way, which one's Mix-a-Lot?

==Introduction==
Ahoy mateys!

Welcome to the First Annual Third Annual JoCo Cruise Crazy Murder Mystery.

You’ve been invited to a reception for Sea Monkeys after the main dinner is over (Fez optional) and hopeful that you might catch a glimpse of one of your favorite Famous People™. You’ve gathered at the Jade Café for food and drinks and fun.

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'''Outright theft!'''
Writers for the TV show “Glee” are masquerading as Sea Monkeys. One person has already stolen the arrangement for “Baby Got Back”, and is looking for more music to use on their show without giving proper credit. There is another writer or two, who are rumored to potentially have a different agenda, one of collaboration perhaps?

'''Free agency'''
Representatives of JoCo are also on the down-low around the gathering. There’s rumor to be dissent in the JoCo camp whether ever collaborating with Glee is going to be beneficial.

'''Ukulele missing'''
One of the Sea Monkeys who was planning on playing in the Ukulele Melee has had their Ukulele go missing. Rumor has it that it was signed by Tiny Tim, Zooey Deschanel, Fozzy the Bear and Ingrid Michaelson. Several people were looking to buy the Ukulele for over ten thousand dollars in the silent auction tonight.

'''Silent Auction'''
Several notable items are up for auction: the famous Ukulele, an opportunity to perform with JoCo, a haunted “creepy doll”, Wil Wheaton’s soul, among others.

'''Bright new star'''
Up-and-coming musicians who are hoping to make it like JoCo are also in attendance, hoping to find contacts and opportunity.

'''Allstar Snork'''
There are snorks present as well, whether by fair means or foul. They’ve seen how much fun the Sea Monkeys are having and are jealous. Maybe after they’ve arrived though they’ll fit right in!

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'''Twit-arrrr'''
While the main Twi-tarrr server seems to be not working in this part of the cruise ship, your Cruise Director will make sure your short messages reach the correct party.

Contact [mailto:murdermystery@sapphiremind.com SapphireMind] if you have an interest in helping or playing.

First Annual Sea Monkey Science Fair

Sapphiremind — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 04:19:34 GMT

AirCon: AirCon moved page JoCo Cruise Crazy/Sea Monkey Science Fair to Cruise:Sea Monkey Science Fair

A school science fair on the high seas! Featuring judges who are Actual Scientists or reasonable facsimiles thereof, prizes for participation, and followed by a pizza-and-cupcakes party.

==History==
One of the mini-Monkeys coming on the cruise was heartbroken that she was going to miss her elementary school science fair to go on JoCo Cruise Crazy 3. The solution was obvious: hold our own science fair!

==Participation==
The main science fair is open to any school-aged Sea Monkeys. Sea Monkey children who are not able to attend the cruise may submit a project via their parents and receive a response from the judges in writing.

Greater-than-school-aged Sea Monkeys are welcome to participate in the Auxiliary Science Fair, which is eligible for different prizes. No promise of official response from the judges panel, but this will be an excellent venue to do and talk about science!

All Sea Monkeys are welcome to attend to see the projects!

==How It Works==
#Entrants should register their entry [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ar7trbp6oXXOdDBha25JU1BiRlRTUEN1TlpaRHdvOXc in this spreadsheet] ahead of time so we can estimate space needed. Last minute registrations will be accepted up until the time of the fair. Due to limitations of the venue (and also limitations of packing for airlines and cruise ships!) it is ''highly recommended'' that Sea Monkey Science Fair projects focus more on presentation of experiment results than any moving, messy, or dangerous parts.
#Projects will be presented to a panel of volunteer judges (time and place to be decided).
#Judging will be followed by pizza and cupcakes for school-aged participants (and any other younger Sea Monkeys), and a buy-your-own-cupcake-and-talk-about-science social mixer for everyone else.
#Space willing, projects may be displayed in the game room after the event is over.

==Judging==
All judges are Sea Monkey volunteers from a variety of scientific and education backgrounds. They will receive nominal compensation from the organizers for their efforts.

Prizes will be awarded for participation.

==Rules==
#Please use common sense when designing experiments, as the Sea Monkeys Science Fair will not have the normal resources for this type of event. '''Do not bring anything that will make the cruise line unhappy to host us.''' Entrants are encouraged to perform messy, delicate, or time-consuming experiments at home, and present the results in writing or pictures.
#Access to electrical outlets, water, or other resources cannot be guaranteed.

==Contact==
*[http://www.jonathancoulton.com/forums/index.php?p=/profile/1255/chicazul chicazul] is the contact for this activity. Email: sara.chicazul at gmail
*Google doc: [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ar7trbp6oXXOdDBha25JU1BiRlRTUEN1TlpaRHdvOXc Sea Monkey Science Fair Projects]

Snorkel Monkeys

Sapphiremind — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 23:08:48 GMT

Apollo: Apollo moved page Snorkel Monkeys to Cruise:Snorkel Monkeys without leaving a redirect: move to cruise ns

{{:User:Apollo/Merge|needs|Cruise:Groups}}
Lots of Snorkeling will be happening!

Here's an example:

I've booked a boat charter on St. Maarten, for us to go snorkeling! So far we have 19 sea monkeys going on this trip, and it's going to be awesome! And we have room for more! So check out this thread on the forums and see if you'd be interested in joining us.
[http://www.jonathancoulton.com/forums/index.php?p=%2Fdiscussion%2F2135%2Fjccc3-st.-maarten-snorkel-trip#Item_1 Forum thread]

Book Monkeys

Sapphiremind — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 02:26:24 GMT

Apollo: to merge

{{:User:Apollo/Merge|needs|Cruise:Groups}}

[http://www.goodreads.com/review/list/12593427-susan-oconnor?format=html&shelf=library Lending Library] While these books will all be available for lending during the cruise, they were all legally obtained and should be treated as such. They are for personal enjoyment during the cruise and [[SapphireMind]] is willing to help you borrow a book for reading.

On board contact info to come.

If you have a book request, there are other books possible. If you have ebooks you would like to lend for the cruise, but aren't sure how, contact SapphireMind on the forums.

I Crunch Everything

Ghalidrim — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:52:24 GMT

Apollo: merged

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A group devoted to maintaining workouts even though we're on vacation. Standard events include runs on every island (3-6 miles), runs on the ship running tracks, and general workouts.

For completing workouts there are usually sticker rewards to attach to your badge or other items to show your progress.

Speed Meeting

Sapphiremind — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:15:41 GMT

Apollo: to merge

{{:User:Apollo/Merge|needs|Cruise:Groups}}

This is a group that is planning on some socializing events, helping to introduce all the new potential friends on board.

Please note - this is '''not''' a dating service. This is a social mixer for cruise-goers.

[http://www.jonathancoulton.com/forums/index.php?p=/discussion/2031/jccc3-speed-meeting-discussion-topic#Item_59 Forum thread]

Dance Monkey Dance

Sapphiremind — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:13:35 GMT

Apollo: merged

{{:User:Apollo/Merge|is|Cruise:Groups}}

[http://www.jonathancoulton.com/forums/index.php?p=/profile/1503/tiguh Tiguh] and [http://www.jonathancoulton.com/forums/index.php?p=/profile/6848/SapphireMind SapphireMind] have volunteered to do some dance teaching. Tiguh does all sorts, swing, tap, jazz, one-step. SapphireMind is willing to teach some basic irish dance ceili (group) dancing. All to JoCo music!

[http://www.jonathancoulton.com/forums/index.php?p=/discussion/2100/dance-class-on-jccc3s-#Item_21 Forum thread]

Pale Monkeys

Sapphiremind — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:09:45 GMT

Apollo: success

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@JoCoCupcakes aka SapphireMind on the forums aka Susan IRL is of irish descent. Pale as the day is long. Burns by thinking too hard about the sun. She does not go out into the sun during peak hours unless very covered with clothing and sunblock (and yet will still manage to get burned).

If you are interested in doing inside-type things during the day (like ice skating!) and things like swimming and rock wall climbing after the sun ceases to be such a threat, there are like-minded people around!

On-board contact/coordination information will be coming.

Jccc3groups

Sapphiremind — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 23:33:17 GMT

Sapphiremind:

=Unofficial Groups=
These groups are not endorsed by the PTB or Famous People™, they are just ways for like-minded monkeys to try and get together and meet on the cruise

*[[UnderSeaMonkeys]] Scuba interest
*[[JoCo A Capella]] Multi-harmony a capella singing of JoCo Music
*[[Speed Meeting]] Friendly way to meet people (not dating related)
*[[Pale Monkeys]] Monkeys with incredibly sun-sensitive skin who may like to do indoor activities during the days
*[[Dance Monkey Dance]] Free dance classes taught by Monkeys.
*[[Book Monkeys]] People whose idea of a good idea is buried in a book
*[[Specialty Dining]] People who might might to try the specialty dining with others, or try to arrange an Indian dinner one night
*[[Snorkel Monkeys]] Snorkeling Monkeys
*[[Ukelele Melee]] Ukelele players
*[[Gamer Monkeys]] People planning on playing in the RPG room
*[[I Crunch Everything]] Fitness based group
*[[Ahoy Homosexuals]] GLBTQOMGWTFBBQ folks
*[[Sketch Monkeys]] Drawing and sketching

If you are a coordinator of one of these groups, please feel free to put in more information, links to google docs etc.

If you want to form a sub-group, please do, there is no official process.

Back to [[JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 User Guide]]

Official

Sapphiremind — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:29:56 GMT

Sapphiremind:

=Official Cruise=

The official Famous People™ confirmed for JCCC3 are:

*Jonathan Coulton
*The Doubleclicks
*John Hodgman
*Zöe Keating
*Randall Munroe
*Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett (From Rifftrax)
*Paul and Storm
*Mike Phirman
*David Rees
*John Roderick
*Joseph Scrimshaw
*Wil Wheaton

==Planned events==

*Q&A sessions
*Dedicated 24 hour table top gaming space and info center for competing, scrabbling, delving, magicking and gathering, Analog Tweeting, and a central hub for information/planning (with wipeboards and pens and stuff!) What’s more, this year’s shipboard Conference Center is more than twice as large as last year’s!
*JoCo Karaoke (and NoCo too - normal karaoke)
*Movie Night Strikes Back: Movie Harder
*3rd Annual Paul F. Tompkins Memorial Moustache Formal and Fezstravaganza: an evening of formal wear (optional but recommended), fezzes (optional but recommended) and moustaches (optional; provided)
*A Dance with Daquiris: A Song of Ice and Alcohol shove-off complimentary cocktail hour for EVERYONE
*Trilogies Always End Poorly farewell complimentary cocktail hour for EVERYONE

[https://jococruisecrazy.com/the-entertainment/ Official page with profiles on the Famous People]

Official schedule events will be integrated into the calendar as they are made available.

Back to [[JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 User Guide]]

Jccc3uugtafs

Sapphiremind — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:48:51 GMT

Sapphiremind:

==Getting to and from the ship==

It is not possible to fly directly to Port Canaveral. If you are flying, some people are choosing to fly in early, stay at a hotel and then take a shuttle to the port, while others are going to arrive day of cruise to get a shuttle to Port Canaveral.

It can be expensive to transfer. It could easily cost you over $100 round trip if you go alone.

With that in mind, several spreadsheets have started to try and organize into money-saving groups.

[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhkZGQKn9lvJdDllVGF1VHZwVWZOenI1TVc5MnBPNlE#gid=0 Radisson/hotel shuttle Spreadsheet] This is the one if you are flying in early and staying at the Radisson [http://www.jonathancoulton.com/forums/index.php?p=/profile/1478/arenson9 Arenson9] is organizing this grouping.

[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0ApfbnwesRXa7dGRKWjhXdWJpVWc4azBSQmhZRGFrWFE#gid=0 Direct MCO to Port Canaveral Spreadsheet] This is the one if you are flying in/out on the same as the cruise sails/arrives (10th/17th)

Return to [[JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 User Guide]]

JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 User Guide

Sapphiremind — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:06:09 GMT

Boring Manager Rob: Boring Manager Rob moved page Cruise:JoCo Cruise Crazy/JoCo Cruise Crazy 3/JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 Unofficial User Guide to Cruise:JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 Unofficial User Guide: Better

This is an unofficial program and user guide for people who are booked to join a bunch of crazy geeks at sea, aka [[sea monkeys]]

JCCC3 sets sail Feb 10 and returns Feb 17 in Port Canaveral Florida, sailing on the [http://www.royalcaribbean.com/findacruise/cruiseDetails/shipInformation.do?packageCode=FR07E066&shipCode=FR&sailDate=1130210&selectedCurrencyCode=USD Freedom of the Seas], part of [http://www.royalcaribbean.com/home.do Royal Caribbean International's] fleet. You should likely fly into Orlando, FL (MCO) if you are flying.
*[[jccc3uugtafs|Getting to and from the Ship]]

==Ship Information==

Freedom of the Seas, part of Royal Caribbean International's fleet is a huge ship that features many included activities, completely independent of the JCCC3 activities.
* 4 pools, including an adult-only pool
* 6 whirlpools, two overlooking the ocean.
* Flowrider surf simulator
* Rock Climbing wall
* Ice Skating Rink
* Mini Golf
* Jogging track
* Inline Skating
* Table Tennis
* Fitness Center
* Limited fitness classes

All of the above are completely free and included in the price of your cruise

For an additional fee there are other things too:

* Flowrider surf simulator private lessons
* Some fitness classes
* Boxing ring
* Scuba in the pool
* Shopping (Guess, Coach, Duty-free, art, camera)
* Casino

This is just a small sampling, [http://www.royalcaribbean.com/home.do Royal Caribbean International] has more information on all those things.

Alcohol and soda are <strong>not</strong> included in your cruise fare.

==Division of the Cruise==

There are three major divisions of the cruise: the [[Official]], the [[Shadow]] and the [[Snork]]. [[Official]] Cruise events are events planned by JoCo and his staff. [[Shadow]] events are ones that have been planned by your fellow [[Sea Monkeys]]. [[Snork]] Events are generic cruising things that the ship has planned.

A [https://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=3qq26mfpnpiqhqh13l5k546bn8%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America%2FChicago calendar] is being worked on to try and incorporate all three divisions. When things are marked with an official © notice, that means the event is finalized and official. Currently the only things that are © official are port dates on the cruise. If you want to try and schedule a [[Shadow]] Cruise event, please note that it could get overrun by an [[official]] event and you might want to reschedule it or be aware.

==Dining==

Sea Monkeys have all been assigned to the 6pm dining time. The goal is to have all Famous People™ acts done at least 30 minutes before this. In the main dining room, there will be an area sectioned for Sea Monkeys for people to join at will.

People are still working on a signal for casual dining to notify other Sea Monkeys that a random Monkey presence is welcome.

==Groups==

There are many different subgroups that are putting out feelers to either go on excursions together, eat together or find common interests. The main [[jccc3groups|JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 Groups]] area will have more details about how to join one of these groups.

==Specials for JCCC3 Sea Monkeys==

Home Office has procured a VIP discounted internet access rate for Sea Monkeys of 20 cents/minute of internet access. Yes, it is still expensive, but it is far less expensive than it could be. [http://www.jonathancoulton.com/forums/index.php?p=/discussion/2120/jccc3-internet-pricing#Item_19 | Details]
[[Category:JoCo Cruise Crazy]]

Houston, TX: 2012-12-01

NnT042 — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 11:18:35 GMT

NnT042:

== Houston, TX ==
* Location: Houston, TX
* Date: December 1, 2012
* Venue: [http://www.fitzlivemusic.com/ Fitzgerald's]
* Supporting act: [[John Roderick]]

=== Setlist: ===
# [[Code Monkey]]
# [[Sticking It To Myself]]
# [[Big Bad World One]]
# [[Want You Gone]]
# [[Blue Sunny Day]]
# [[A Talk With George]]
# [[Christmas in July]] (with [[John Roderick]])
# [[Christmas in Jail]] (with [[John Roderick]])
# [[Nemeses]] (with [[John Roderick]])
# [[2600]] (with [[John Roderick]])
# [[One Christmas at a Time]] (with [[John Roderick]])
# [[Mandelbrot Set]]
# [[Shop Vac]]
# [[Je Suis Rick Springfield]]
# [[You Ruined Everything]]
# [[Re: Your Brains]]

: '''Encore'''
# [[Skullcrusher Mountain]] (vocals by [[Scarface]])
# [[Mr. Fancy Pants]]
# [[Still Alive]]
# [[I Feel Fantastic]]

=== Notes ===

* [[John Roderick]] may or may not have stood at the top of the stage and leaped into the crowd during a song. No video currently exists documenting this [https://twitter.com/jonathancoulton/status/275297790349938689 ridiculous conjecture].
* During the warm up to Re: Your Brains, an audience member tried to sing past the 'eat your brains' line until JoCo stopped her with "No, no, no. That part is for me."
* In the encore, his assistant [[Scarface]] was brought out wearing a gorilla mask to cover his unbearably hideous "shock of blond hair" and "boyish looks". He then took it off to sing Skullcrusher Mountain. Amazingly, no one in the audience fainted at the sight.
* The [http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2012/12/02/tour-update-2/ JoCo Cupcakes] were quite delicious and moist.

[[Category:Shows]]

One Christmas at a Time (song)/Tabs

Ant — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 00:53:49 GMT

Ant: meh

{{SongNav}}

<pre>
Chorus:

Em A
One Christmas at a time, baby
D Bm
One Christmas at a time, oh yeah
Em A
One Christmas at a time, baby
D Dsus4 D
One Christmas at a time

Verses:
[Riffs on A and D]
</pre>

Christmas in Jail/Tabs

Ant — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 00:37:56 GMT

Ant: an easy and fun song

{{SongNav}}

I typed this up before I discovered there weren't lyrics up already, so they should be inserted when we get them.

<pre>
G D Bm Em A7 D

D G A G D
D G A G D

G D A D G D Bm Em A7 D

D G A G D
D G A G D

G D A D G D Bm Em A7 D
G D A D G D Bm Em A7 D

D G A G D

G D A D G D Bm Em A7 D
G D A D G D Bm Em A7 D
G D Bm Em A7 D
G A7 D
</pre>

Uncle John/Lyrics

Jfsweet — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 04:16:46 GMT

Apollo: capitalisation, filling out choruses, etc

{{SongNav}}

<lyrics>
Your uncle's late again
Last-minute Christmas shopping at the airport
A dozen ringer tees
He bought at Eddie Rickenbacker's bar
Ladies' extra-extra-large

You know your Uncle John is gonna ruin Christmas again
Please don't invite your Uncle John
You know your Uncle John is gonna make a mess of things
We won't feel better till he's gone
Your Uncle John

He brings it up again
The famous apple crisp incident of 2010
He motions for more gin
As he loudly criticizes your cousin Jane
Who cries all the time anyway

You know your Uncle John is gonna ruin Christmas again
Please don't invite your Uncle John
You know your Uncle John is gonna make a mess of things
We won't feel better till he's gone
Your Uncle John

He borrows Nana's car
And staggers in at three AM with a new girlfriend
This one barely speaks
She studies cosmetology at Pismo Beach
And she's got a Hitler neck tattoo

You know your Uncle John is gonna ruin Christmas again
Please don't invite your Uncle John
You know your Uncle John is gonna make a mess of things
We won't feel better till he's gone
Your Uncle John

John!
</lyrics>

White Christmas

Simalot — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:31:05 GMT

Simalot: Initial publish

{{SongDetails
|img=Jonathan_placeholder.jpg‎
|albumname=Unreleased
|length=
|release=
|songlink=
|bloglink=
}}
"'''White Christmas'''" is a cover of the popular Christmas song [[wikipedia:White Christmas (song)|Article on Wikipedia]].

== Live Performance ==
[[Jonathan Coulton]] performed "White Christmas" with [[John Roderick]] and the "One Christmas at a Time Band" during the [[http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/New_York,_NY_%28Holiday_Show%29:_2012-12-14 New York, NY (Holiday Show): 2012-12-14]] show.

== Availability ==
"Jingle Bell Rock" has not as of yet been (and likely will never be) officially recorded by JoCo.

[[Category:Songs]]
[[Category:Cover songs]]
[[Category:Unrecorded songs]]

Jingle Bell Rock

Simalot — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:25:15 GMT

AirCon: "Article on Wikipedia" sounds like another JoCo song, lol

{{SongDetails
|img=Jonathan_placeholder.jpg‎
|albumname=Unreleased
|length=
|release=
|songlink=
|bloglink=
}}
"'''Jingle Bell Rock'''" is a cover of [[wikipedia:Jingle Bell Rock|the popular Christmas song]].

== Live Performance ==
[[Jonathan Coulton]] performed "Jingle Bell Rock" with [[John Roderick]] and the "One Christmas at a Time Band" during the [[http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/New_York,_NY_%28Holiday_Show%29:_2012-12-14 New York, NY (Holiday Show): 2012-12-14]] show.

== Availability ==
"Jingle Bell Rock" has not as of yet been (and likely will never be) officially recorded by JoCo.

[[Category:Songs]]
[[Category:Cover songs]]
[[Category:Unrecorded songs]]

Cynthia Hopkins

Simalot — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:17:18 GMT

Simalot: Initial publish

'''Cynthia Hopkins''' is an internationally acclaimed musical performance artist: she writes and sings songs, records albums, and creates groundbreaking multimedia performance works that intertwine truth and fiction, blurring the lines between edification and entertainment.

Cynthia Hopkins is perhaps best known to the JoCoverse as the writer of "Resist the Tide", which [[John Hodgman]] has played at many events. She joined JoCo for his Holiday Concert at City Winery in NYC on December 14, 2012.

== External links ==
*[[wikipedia:Cynthia Hopkins|Article on Wikipedia]]
*[http://cynthiahopkins.com Cynthia Hopkins' website]

[[Category:Collaborators]]

New York, NY (Holiday Show): 2012-12-14

Simalot — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:02:16 GMT

AirCon: World's most minor edit, ever

== New York, NY ==

* Location: New York, NY
* Date: December 14, 2012
* Venue: [https://www.citywinery.com/newyork/ City Winery]
* Supporting act: [[John Roderick]]

Last of the [[One Christmas at a Time]] shows with [[John Roderick]], with [[Adam Bernstein]] on bass guitar and piano and [[Christian Cassan]] on drums and (briefly) Zendrum. [[John Hodgman]] performed solo and [[Cynthia Hopkins]] sang with backing.

=== Setlist: ===
'''[[Jonathan Coulton]], [[John Roderick]] and band:'''
* [[Christmastime Is Wunnerful]] (partial)
* [[Jingle Bell Rock]]
* [[White Christmas]]
* [[2600]]
* [[Christmas in Jail]]
* [[Christmas in July]]

'''[[John Hodgman]] (solo):'''
* Santa Baby

'''[[John Roderick]] (solo):'''
* Sometimes You Have to Work on Christmas (Harvey Danger song)

'''[[Jonathan Coulton]] (solo):'''
* [[Chiron Beta Prime]] (with Sam saying "Message Redacted")
* [[Christmas Is Interesting]]

'''[[John Roderick]] (with JoCo as DJ):'''
* [[Wikipedia Chanukah]]

'''[[Cynthia Hopkins]]:'''
* It Came Upon a Midnight Clear (with Adam and Christian)
* If We Can Make It Through December (with JoCo on guitar, JoRo on bass, Adam on piano, and Christian on drums)

'''[[Jonathan Coulton]], [[John Roderick]] and band:'''
* [[The Week Between]]
* [[Uncle John]]
* [[Christmas with You Is the Best]]
* [[One Christmas at a Time (song)|One Christmas at a Time]]
* [[Christmastime Is Wunnerful]] - with [[Cynthia Hopkins]] on piano and [[John Hodgman]] on backing vocals ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtDjcH6WInQ video])

'''Encore'''
* [[Nemeses]]

=== Notes ===

* Alice's pictures from the evening: ([http://www.flickr.com/photos/thingsandstuff/sets/72157632247059269/ Flickr link])
* Jingle Bell Rock is, in JoCo's opinion, the worst Christmas song.
* White Christmas is, again in JoCo's opinion, the perfect Christmas song.
* John Roderick started reeling off the five savior babies, including Gordon, the savior baby of Manitoba.
* This was the first time on the tour that they played the entire "One Christmas at a Time" album, and the first time that they played "Christmas with You Is the Best".

[[Category:Shows]]

Atlanta, GA: 2012-12-05

Sushimustwrite — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 18:34:32 GMT

Sushimustwrite: Created page with "{{subst:User:Bry/Shows template |location=Atlanta, GA |date=12-5-2012 |venue=Variety Playhouse |supportingact=John Roderick |guest= }} == Setlist: == === John Roderick === * ..."

== Atlanta, GA ==
* Location: Atlanta, GA
* Date: 12-5-2012
* Venue: Variety Playhouse
* Supporting act: [[John Roderick]]

== Setlist: ==

=== John Roderick ===

* Lots of sad, poetically lyrical stuff by [[Wikipedia:The Long Winters|The Long Winters]].

===Jonathan Coulton===
:'''Main Show'''

# [[Artificial Heart]] (instrumental/sampler)
# [[Code Monkey]]
# [[Sticking It To Myself]]
# [[Big Bad World One]]
# [[Want You Gone]]
# [[Blue Sunny Day]]
# [[A Talk With George]]
# [[Christmas in Jail]] (with John Roderick)
# [[2600]] (with John Roderick)
# [[Nemeses]] (with John Roderick)
# [[Uncle John]] (with John Roderick)
# [[One Christmas at a Time]] (with John Roderick)
# [[Glasses]]
# [[Shop Vac]]
# [[Je Suis Rick Springfield]] (featuring a snippet of "[[wikipedia:Jessie's Girl|Jessie's Girl]]")
# [[You Ruined Everything]]
# [[Re: Your Brains]]
: '''Encore'''
# [[Skullcrusher Mountain]] (sung by [[Scarface]])
# [[Mr. Fancy Pants]] (on the Zendrum)
# [[Still Alive]]
# [[I Feel Fantastic]]

=== Notes ===

* This concert was the first ever performance of "Uncle John". Neither JoCo nor John Roderick could remember the second verse of "Uncle John". After a few minutes they asked the audience to Google it, only to discover that the lyrics existed nowhere on the Internet.

[[Category:Shows]]

St. Petersburg, FL: 2012-12-08

Epeterso2 — Sun, 09 Dec 2012 05:47:58 GMT

Epeterso2: /* Notes */

== Details ==

* Location: St. Petersburg, Florida
* Date: December 8, 2012
* Venue: [http://statetheatreconcerts.com/ State Theater]
* Supporting act: [[John Roderick]]

== Setlist: ==

=== John Roderick ===

* Lots of sad, poetically lyrical stuff by [[Wikipedia:The Long Winters|The Long Winters]], utilizing minor ''and'' diminished chords, in all possible time signatures, at least one of which was about [http://www.thelongwinters.com/videos/not-moving-portland-giveseattle-video not moving to Portland].

=== Jonathan Coulton ===

==== Main Set ====

# [[Artificial Heart (song)|Artificial Heart]] (instrumental/sampled)
# [[Code Monkey]]
# [[Sticking It To Myself]]
# [[Big Bad World One]]
# [[Want You Gone]]
# [[Mandelbrot Set]]
# [[Christmas in Jail]] (with [[John Roderick]])
# [[2600]] (with [[John Roderick]])
# [[Nemeses]] (with [[John Roderick]])
# [[Uncle John]] (with [[John Roderick]])
# [[One Christmas at a Time]] (with [[John Roderick]])
# [[Sucker Punch]]
# [[Glasses]]
# [[Shop Vac]]
# [[Je Suis Rick Springfield]] (featuring the first verse of "[[Wikipedia:Jessie's Girl|Jessie's Girl]]" before the bridge)
# [[Re: Your Brains]]

==== Encore ====
# [[Skullcrusher Mountain]] (sung by [[Scarface]])
# [[Wikipedia Chanukah]] (with [[John Roderick]])
# [[Mr. Fancy Pants]] (solo with the [[Wikipedia:Zendrum|Zendrum]], plus [[Adam Bernstein]] for the refrain)
# [[Still Alive]]
# [[I Feel Fantastic]]

== Notes ==
# The three winners of the Happy Hour on the Tour Bus contest were: [http://twitter.com/epeterso2 ePeterso2], [http://twitter.com/mreastwolf Clint Eastwolf] and [http://twitter.com/BrittanyK4Ever BritanyK4Ever]
# Level 4 Participant sightings: [http://twitter.com/pahonix Pahonix] and [http://twitter.com/epeterso2 ePeterso2] ([[:File:JoCoStateTheater_Level_4_Participants.jpg|photo]])
# The sound board copy of the [[:File:JoCoStateTheater Set List.jpg|set list]]
# While tuning his guitar, JoCo improvised a song about being on tour to the first three measures of "[[Wikipedia:Modern Major-General|I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General]]" ("I am the very model of a modern internet superstar ...") as well as performed the opening verse of "[[Code Monkey]]" in a German operatic style.
# It was reported that back in the day, Coulton asked for an [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]] for Christmas and got one. Roderick asked for an Atari 2600 and got a [[Wikipedia:Intellivision|Matel Intellivision]].
# At one point, John Roderick asked the audience for a guitar pick and received a large, plastic [[Wikipedia:Googly eye|googly eye]], which he later autographed and returned to [http://twitter.com/knobody knobody].
# As this was the first night of Hanukkah, the song "[[Wikipedia Chanukah]]" was performed live for the first time.
# At the end of the show JoCo threw his guitar pick into the crowd, where it was caught by [http://twitter.com/mreastwolf Clint Eastwolf]. Unfortunately, it was his last guitar pick and couldn't play the encore. Fortunately, the fan loaned it back to him.

[[Category:Shows]]

2600/Tabs

Suuuupaadave — Sat, 08 Dec 2012 05:02:22 GMT

Suuuupaadave:

{{SongNav}}
2600

Capo on the 3rd fret. Anyone playing on a different instrument can think of the this being in the key of Gm. The verses are played mostly with power chords and the rhythms are slightly syncopated. Learn the feel of the riff and it should fit into place nicely.

<pre>

G5 355xxx
F#5 244xxx
Em 022000
C x32010
D xx0232
B7 x21202
C5 x355xx
B5 x244xx
Am x02210
F 133211
G 320033
E 022100

Verse 1

G5 F#5 G G5 F#5 G5
I'm the only kid in my whole school
G5 F#5 G G5 F#5 G5
who doesn't get to see movies rated R
G5 F#5 G5 G5 F#5 G5
I've given up on being cool
G5 F#5 G
it's always close but no cigar
Em
This might your last opportunity
C D B7
to do at least one thing right by me

Chorus

[2600]
Em C G
There's only one thing that I want
[2600]
B7 Em
There's only one thing that I want
[2600]
C G
There's only one thing that I want
B7
There's only one thing that I want

G5 F#5 G G5 F#5 G5
I don't even know if I'm getting one
G5 F#5 G5 G5 F#5 G5
so I shook every box under the tree
G5 F#5 G5
I'm a good boy and their only son
G5 F#5 G5
Why would they deprive me

Em
This one's a sweater and this one's socks
C D B7
Maybe they put it in a different box

Solo
|C5 B5 C5|C5 B5 C5|
|C5 B5 C5|C5 B5 C5|
|Am |Am |
|F |G E |
|Am |F |
|C |E |
|E |E |

Out Chorus

[2600]
Em C G
There's only one thing that I want
[2600]
B7 Em
There's only one thing that I want
[2600]
C G
There's only one thing that I want
B7
There's only one thing that I want

[2600]
Am F C
There's only one thing that I want
[2600]
E Am
There's only one thing that I want
[2600]
F C
There's only one thing that I want
E
There's only one thing that I want
</pre>

2600/Lyrics

Sara — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 06:33:18 GMT

Apollo: cf. two thousand, six hundred

{{SongNav}}

<lyrics>
I'm the only kid in my whole school
Who doesn't get to see movies rated R
I've given up on being cool
It's always close but no cigar

This might your last opportunity
To do at least one thing right by me

(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
There's only one thing that I want

I don't even know if I'm getting one
So I shook every box under the tree
I'm a good boy and their only son
Why would they deprive me?

This one's a sweater and this one's socks
Maybe they put it in a different box

(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
There's only one thing that I want

(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
(Twenty-six hundred)
There's only one thing that I want
There's only one thing that I want
There's only one thing that I want
</lyrics>

Christmastime Is Wunnerful

Sara — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:36:06 GMT

Duujo: Deleted lyrics from main page

{{under Construction}}

{{SongDetails
|img=OCAAT-cover.jpg
|albumname=One Christmas at a Time
|trackno=10
|length=4:27
|release=11-15-2012
}}
"'''Christmastime Is Wunnerful'''" is a Christmas song by [[Jonathan Coulton]] and [[John Roderick]].

== History ==
"Christmastime Is Wunnerful" is one of eight holiday songs written and recorded in August 2012 for the album ''[[One Christmas at a Time]]''.

== Live performance ==

== Availability ==
"Christmastime Is Wunnerful" is available on the album ''[[One Christmas at a Time]]''.

{{OCAATnav}}

2600/Videos

Craig — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:47:37 GMT

Craig: /* Fan Videos */

{{SongNav}}

== Live Performances ==

== Covers ==

== Fan Videos ==

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1bRm7XXNo 2600 fanvid] edited by [http://www.youtube.com/user/MrCraigjclark Craig J. Clark]

Wikipedia Chanukah

Sara — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 22:05:25 GMT

Epeterso2: /* Live performance */

{{under Construction}}
{{SongDetails
|img=OCAAT-cover.jpg
|albumname=One Christmas at a Time
|trackno=9
|length=3:21
|release=11-15-2012
}}
"'''Wikipedia Chanukah'''" is a Chanukah (Hanukkah) "song" by [[Jonathan Coulton]] and [[John Roderick]]. It features Roderick reciting the story of Chanukah from the [[wikipedia:Hanukkah#Story of Hanukkah|Wikipedia article]] over a dance beat. [[Jason Finn]] recites a [[wikipedia:List of Jewish prayers and blessings#Blessing for lighting the candles|blessing for lighting the candles]] of the menorah at the end. John Roderick described the song [https://twitter.com/johnroderick/status/246457480945758210 on Twitter] as "a "hardcore dance track"

== History ==
"Wikipedia Chanukah" is one of eight holiday songs written and recorded in August 2012 for the album ''[[One Christmas at a Time]]''. It is the only song on the album with a non-Christmas theme.

== Live performance ==

First performed live on December 8, 2012 (the first night of Chanukah), at the State Theater in St. Petersburg, Florida.

== Availability ==
"Wikipedia Chanukah" is available on the album ''[[One Christmas at a Time]]''.

{{OCAATnav}}

The Week Between

Sara — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:54:54 GMT

Sara: Created page with "{{under Construction}} {{SongDetails |img=OCAAT-cover.jpg |albumname=One Christmas at a Time |trackno=8 |length=3:14 |release=11-15-2012 }} "The Week Between" is a Christmas son..."

{{under Construction}}

{{SongDetails
|img=OCAAT-cover.jpg
|albumname=One Christmas at a Time
|trackno=8
|length=3:14
|release=11-15-2012
}}
"The Week Between" is a Christmas song by [[Jonathan Coulton]] and [[John Roderick]].

== History ==
"The Week Between" is one of eight holiday songs written and recorded in August 2012 for the album [[One Christmas at a Time]]. Paste Magazine premiered this song in a [http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/av/2012/11/stream-two-tracks-from-john-roderick-and-jonathan.html promotional article] before the album's release.

== Live performance ==

== Availability ==
"The Week Between" is available on the album [[One Christmas at a Time]], and can be [http://soundcloud.com/jonathancoulton/the-week-between downloaded or streamed] from SoundCloud.

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Christmas in July

Sara — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:52:02 GMT

Sara: Created page with "{{under Construction}} {{SongDetails |img=OCAAT-cover.jpg |albumname=One Christmas at a Time |trackno=5 |length=2:00 |release=11-15-2012 }} "Christmas in July" is a Christmas so..."

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"Christmas in July" is a Christmas song by [[Jonathan Coulton]] and [[John Roderick]].

== History ==
[[Christmas in July]] is one of eight holiday songs written and recorded in August 2012 for the album [[One Christmas at a Time]].

== Live performance ==
This song was debuted live in Seattle on October 29, 2012 at [[Seattle, WA: 2012-10-29 | John Roderick and Friends]]

== Availability ==
"Christmas in July" is available on the album [[One Christmas at a Time]].

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Christmas in Jail

Sara — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:50:57 GMT

Apollo:

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"'''Christmas in Jail'''" is a Christmas song by [[Jonathan Coulton]] and [[John Roderick]].

== History ==
"Christmas in Jail" is one of eight holiday songs written and recorded in August 2012 for the album [[One Christmas at a Time]].

== Live performance ==
This song was debuted live in Seattle on October 29, 2012 at [[Seattle, WA: 2012-10-29|John Roderick and Friends]].

== Availability ==
"Christmas in Jail" is available on the album ''[[One Christmas at a Time]]''.

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Seattle, WA: 2012-10-29

Sara — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:49:09 GMT

Apollo: cleanup

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== Seattle, WA ==
* Location: Seattle, WA
* Date: Oct 29, 2012
* Venue: Showbox at the Market

* Special guest: [[John Roderick]], [[John Hodgman]], Merlin Mann, Scott Simpson

== About ==

Billed as "John Roderick and Friends" and sometimes referred to as "The Gamechangers", this show was an offshoot of the 2012 Seattle Interactive Conference. The show was a mix of comedy, storytelling, and music from the various costars.

=== Setlist: ===

* JoCopedia does not currently have a setlist for this show!

=== Notes ===

* Two songs from the album ''[[One Christmas at a Time]]'' were debuted at this show

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2600

Sara — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:31:29 GMT

Apollo: other things

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"'''2600'''" is a Christmas song by [[Jonathan Coulton]] and [[John Roderick]]. The song's narrator expresses his desire for an [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]] for Christmas.

== History ==
"2600" is one of ten holiday songs written and recorded in August 2012 for the album ''[[One Christmas at a Time]]''. ''Paste'' magazine premiered this song in a [http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/av/2012/11/stream-two-tracks-from-john-roderick-and-jonathan.html promotional article] prior to the album's release.

At a [[St. Petersburg, FL: 2012-12-08|show]] in December 2012, it was reported that both Coulton and Roderick wanted Atari 2600s for Christmas as children. While Coulton received his Atari, Roderick was given an [[wikipedia:Intellivision|Intellivision]], instead.

== Live performance ==
"2600" was first played live on [[St. Petersburg, FL: 2012-12-08|8 December 2012]] in St. Petersburg, FL. Along with a few other tracks from the album, the song was included in a section of the set that Coulton played with [[John Roderick]].

== Availability ==
"2600" is available on the album ''One Christmas at a Time''. It can also be [http://soundcloud.com/jonathancoulton/2600-1 downloaded or streamed] from SoundCloud.

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One Christmas at a Time (song)

Sara — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:26:12 GMT

Apollo: the same

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"'''One Christmas at a Time'''" is a Christmas song by [[Jonathan Coulton]] and [[John Roderick]].

== History ==
The title track for the Christmas album ''[[One Christmas at a Time]]'', this song one of eight holiday songs Coulton and Roderick wrote and recorded in August 2012.

== Live performance ==

== Availability ==
"One Christmas at a Time" is available on the album ''[[One Christmas at a Time]]'', which can be purchased to download or pre-ordered on CD from [http://www.onechristmasatatime.com onechristmasatatime.com].

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Uncle John

Sara — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:23:52 GMT

Apollo: bbbold

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"'''Uncle John'''" is a Christmas song by [[Jonathan Coulton]] and [[John Roderick]].

== History ==
"Uncle John" is one of eight holiday songs written and recorded in August 2012 for the album ''[[One Christmas at a Time]]''.

== Live performance ==

== Availability ==
"Uncle John" is available on the album ''[[One Christmas at a Time]]''.

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Christmas with You Is the Best

Sara — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:58:36 GMT

Simalot: /* Live performance */

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"'''Christmas with You Is the Best'''" is a Christmas song written by [[John Roderick]] and Eric Corson, originally recorded by The Long Winters. It was re-recorded by Roderick and [[Jonathan Coulton]] for their 2012 Christmas album.

== History ==
"Christmas with You Is the Best" was first released on a 2004 holiday compilation, ''[http://www.amazon.com/Music-From-O-C-Mix-Chrismukkah/dp/B00063MCT8 Music from the O.C. Mix 3: Have a Very Merry Chrismukkah]''. An all-new version was recorded in August 2012 for ''[[One Christmas at a Time]]''.

== Live performance ==

First performed live on December 14, 2012, at the City Winery in New York, NY.

== Availability ==
"Christmas with You Is the Best" is available on the album ''[[One Christmas at a Time]]''.

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One Christmas at a Time (album)

Thomast — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 22:45:53 GMT

Apollo: but there aren't any references (bum bum bum)

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|artist=[[Jonathan Coulton]] & [[John Roderick]]
|tracks=10
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'''''One Christmas at a Time''''' is a studio album of original Christmas songs (and one Hanukkah song, described on [https://twitter.com/johnroderick/status/246457480945758210 Twitter] as a "hardcore dance track") by [[Jonathan Coulton]] and [[John Roderick]].

==History==

On a September 14, 2012 [http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2012/09/14/much-news/ news post], Coulton announced that he and Roderick had recorded a collaborative Christmas album when Coulton was in Seattle for PAX. The album was mixed early in the fall and became available for pre-sale in November. All instrumentation and vocals were provided by Roderick, Coulton, and drummer [[Jason Finn]] of [[wikipedia:The Presidents of the United States of America (band)|The Presidents of the United States of America]].

==Availability==

Pre-sales of the album began on November 8, 2012, from http://onechristmasatatime.com with digital downloads distributed on November 15, 2012. Signed copies of a CD and a gift box edition were also available to be delivered by Christmas 2012 in the continental US (appropriate date of arrival was not guaranteed in other regions). These special releases also included a digital download the day the album came out.

==Track Listing==
# [[Uncle John]] (3:21)
# [[One Christmas at a Time (song)|One Christmas at a Time]] (3:02)
# [[2600]] (2:11)
# [[Christmas in Jail]] (3:28)
# [[Christmas in July]] (2:00)
# [[Christmas with You Is the Best]] (3:34)
# [[Christmas Is Interesting]] (3:36)
# [[The Week Between]] (3:14)
# [[Wikipedia Chanukah]] (3:20)
# [[Christmastime Is Wunnerful]] (4:27)

==Credits==
* [[Jonathan Coulton]] - Guitar, vocals, other things
* [[John Roderick]] - Guitar, vocals, other things
* [[Jason Finn]] - Drums

;Production
* [http://www.zackrock.com/blog/ Zack Rock] - Cover art

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The Doubleclicks

CKL — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 05:44:13 GMT

CKL: updated tour info

'''The Doubleclicks''' are a nerd-folk duo based in Portland, Oregon. Otherwise known as '''Angela and Aubrey Webber''', they perform delightfully geeky songs as only a pair of sisters can: using cello, ukulele, and sweet harmonies. They have played on stage with [[Jonathan Coulton]] ([http://youtu.be/nUO1WFbIGdg in Brooklyn]), [[Paul and Storm]] ([http://youtu.be/YbXHKen6vyU at PAX Prime]), [[Marian Call]] ([http://youtu.be/ytJTGqo8eiA in Portland]), and many other awesome people.

Currently (January 5-16, 2013), The Doubleclicks are [http://www.thedoubleclicks.com/tour/ touring the West Coast] with [[Molly Lewis]]. In the fall of 2012, they toured the East Coast and Midwest with [[Molly Lewis]] and [http://www.dammitliz.com/dammit-liz/ Dammit Liz] as the [http://www.ladiesofragnarok.com/ "Ladies of Ragnarok."]

[[JoCo Cruise Crazy/JoCo Cruise Crazy 3|JoCo Cruise Crazy 3]] will be The Doubleclicks' first time performing on the high seas.

==External Links==
*[http://www.thedoubleclicks.com/ Official Website]
*[http://www.ladiesofragnarok.com/ Ladies of Ragnarok tour info]
*[http://www.youtube.com/thedoubleclicks YouTube videos]
*[http://thedoubleclicks.bandcamp.com/ Buy their music from Bandcamp]

===Videos===
*[http://youtu.be/_8SoL0yMGik "This Fantasy World" (D&D) music video] by [http://soyourlifeismeaningless.com/ Brad Jonas]
*[http://youtu.be/J3m4HTvMoOs "Mr. Bear" (live)]
*[http://curtiscchen.com/imposter/ Fan video for "Imposter"] ([http://www.asitecalledfred.com/songfu2012/ Song Fu 2012])

[[Category:JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 Performers]]

Bristol, UK: 2012-09-22

Linty — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 15:38:13 GMT

Apollo: templatastic

{{Show|
|Location = Bristol United Kingdom
|Date = 22 September 2012
|Venue = Colston Hall (Hall 2)
|Supporting Act = [[Paul & Storm]]

|Setlist=
[[Paul & Storm]]:
:Set order unverified.
# Write Like the Wind (George R.R. Martin) ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAq53KLVAio video])
# Opening Band ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpbuVEWvqc0 video])
# Nun Fight
# Thanksgiving
# The Captain's Wife's Lament

[[Jonathan Coulton]]:
:Set order unverified.
# [[Code Monkey]]
# [[Shop Vac]]
# [[Sticking It to Myself]]
# [[Better]]
# [[IKEA]]
# [[Want You Gone]]
# [[I'm Your Moon]]
# [[Big Bad World One]] with [[Paul & Storm]]
# [[Creepy Doll]] with [[Paul & Storm]]
# [[Birdhouse in Your Soul]] with [[Paul & Storm]]
# [[Mandelbrot Set]] with [[Paul & Storm]] ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbtdO0OADy0 video])
# [[Soft Rocked by Me]] with [[Paul & Storm]] ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui4Xmi8HW-k video]) [[List of soft rock medley songs|medley]]:
:#"You've Got a Friend" (Carole King)
:#"Baby" (Justin Bieber)
:#"Wannabe" (Spice Girls)
:#"Wonderwall" (Oasis)
:#"Hand in My Pocket" (Alanis Morissette)
:#"What's Up?" (4 Non Blondes)
:#"Hey Jude" (The Beatles)
# "Baggy Trousers" solo by Storm (see [[#Notes|notes]])
# "Come on Eileen" sung by [[Paul & Storm]] (see [[#Notes|notes]])
# [[Now I Am An Arsonist]] ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pCLQbumNuU video])
# [[Still Alive]] ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5v-3gywo40 video])
# [[Re: Your Brains]]

: '''Encore'''
# [[You Ruined Everything]]
# [[I Feel Fantastic]] with [[Paul & Storm]]

|Notes=
*Paul scratched his face making it bleed. While on stage he used a pair of two person pants (US=panties) to stem the bleeding. These were thrown on stage during their set for the song Opening Band.
* Broke guitar string while rocking hard to "[[Soft Rocked by Me]]".
* Whilst Jonathan restrung his G-string Storm first sang a spontaneous solo of "Baggy Trousers" by Madness, he then started with the chorus of "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners, and was joined by Paul and the audience. Dexy's were also playing at the venue that night in Hall 1.
* Thank you to Jonathan, Paul, Storm, the fans and everyone else involved in making this a great night. Thanks for coming back to Bristol.
}}

Birmingham, UK: 2013-09-21

Cecilymsmith — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 08:49:19 GMT

Cecilymsmith: moved Birmingham, UK: 2013-09-21 to Birmingham, UK: 2012-09-21: I had not noticed that I had mistyped the date.

== Birmingham, UK ==
* Location: Birmingham, UK
* Date: 2008-05-03
* Venue: Mac Theatre
* Supporting act: [[Paul and Storm]]

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Mike Phirman

Boring Manager Rob — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 23:37:53 GMT

AirCon:

'''Mike Phirman''' is a musician known for being half of the comedy duo [[Wikipedia:Hard 'n Phirm|Hard 'n Phirm]] with [[Wikipedia:Chris Hardwick|Chris Hardwick]], as well releasing a solo album. He has opened for both [[Jonathan Coulton]] several dates in 2011, and [[Paul and Storm]] various times. He was a guest on [[JoCo Cruise Crazy/JoCo Cruise Crazy 1|JoCo Cruise Crazy]], and appeared on [[JoCo Cruise Crazy/JoCo Cruise Crazy 3|JoCo Cruise Crazy 3]].

==External Links==
*[http://www.mikephirman.com/ Website]

[[Category:JoCo Cruise Crazy 1 Performers]]
[[Category:JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 Performers]]

JoCo Cruise Crazy 3:Nerd-music Bardic Circle

Glenra — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 21:56:38 GMT

AirCon:

Proposed "unofficial activity": Nerd-Music Bardic Circle

A ''Bardic circle'' is defined as a gathering where everyone sits in a circle and takes turns performing (a song, story, joke, poem, dance, etc.). When it's your turn, you can 1) pick, 2) pass, or 3) play. To Pick, you say, "I want person X to sing something," or "I want person X to sing song Y" or "I want to hear song Y. Does anybody know it?"

The general theme to ''this'' one is nerd-adjacent music.

Joining in/jamming along with/singing along with is encouraged.

This event should be held early (within the first couple of days of the trip) so all the musicians can find each other and spin off later jam sessions or collaborations.

Event proposed by: [[Glen Raphael]].

Jonathan Coulton's Greatest Hit (Plus 13 Other Songs)

Brownd — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 22:56:14 GMT

Apollo: type

{{AlbumDetails
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|img=Greatesthit.jpg‎
|artist=[[Jonathan Coulton]]
|tracks=14
|release=July 26, 2012}}

'''''Jonathan Coulton's Greatest Hit (Plus 13 Other Songs)''''' is the second compilation album by [[Jonathan Coulton]]. It was created for the [http://blog.humblebundle.com/post/28062087940/introducing-the-humble-music-bundle Humble Music Bundle], an edition of the [http://www.humblebundle.com/ Humble Indie Bundle] which focused on independent music instead of videogames, and also featured albums by [[They Might Be Giants]] and [[MC Frontalot]], among others.

=== Track Listing ===
# [[Sticking It to Myself]]
# [[Good Morning Tucson]]
# [[Code Monkey]]
# [[Redshirt]]
# [[Creepy Doll]]
# [[You Ruined Everything]]
# [[I Feel Fantastic]]
# [[Shop Vac]]
# [[The Future Soon]]
# [[Skullcrusher Mountain]]
# [[Re: Your Brains]]
# [[I Crush Everything]] (Live in Portland)
# [[Want You Gone]] (Live in Toronto)
# [[Still Alive]] (Live in Toronto)

=== Notes ===
* This is the first release of [[Redshirt]] in an album.
* The live songs were recorded during the [[Artificial Heart Tour]], and the last two feature the complete band line-up performing.
* All other songs in the album are the exact same versions as their original albums. Code Monkey is presented in its initial mono mix.
* On August 6, nine tracks from the musicians were added as bonuses, including two of JoCo's: [[Blue Sunny Day]] and [[Je Suis Rick Springfield]].

=== Availability ===
The album was available as part of the Humble Music Bundle until August 9 in both MP3 (VBR quality) and FLAC formats, obtainable through either direct downloads or torrents. It has so far not been made available through any other means now that the bundle is over.

[[Category:Albums]]