Here is what he says:

Oh, I really love this kind of toys and anal play.
This pic of yours even provided some inspiration for my kinky poetry
And this kinky poem of mine is about anal play harlotry.
And it is called:

Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strapon-Ma’am

(This kinky poem is a kinky sing-along poem and it is best sung karaoke-style to the song Cotton-eye-Joe by Rednex. It is the number one hit song for any kinky party allowing for karaoke. Link to the looped Karaoke-version: https://looptube.io/?videoId=xjbir0VQSWg)

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If it hadn’t been for the Butt-plug Joe
I’d have pegged him long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, oh Butt-plug Joe? [x4]

I wore my plug wherever I went
The peepers’ cocks were quite upward bent
They all peeped ‘n gazed and all would know:
Oh, there’s the damn pervy butt plug-joe

If it hadn’t been for the Butt-plug Joe
I’d have pegged him long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, oh Butt-plug Joe? [x2]

And when I enter those cowboy saloons
With my bare balls big like balloons
My balls inflated by vacuum
All around will immediately cum

If it hadn’t been for the Butt-plug Joe
I’d have pegged him long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, oh Butt-plug Joe? [x5]

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Oh wow, look, there’s a Strapon-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna peg me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she peg?
Why is there lube above her leg? [x4]

Oh, pretty mistress gimme a ride
And your strap-on in my butt shall glide
I got nothing but my chaps ‘n my hat
Just like a cowboy, so scantily clad

Oh wow, look, there’s a Strapon-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna peg me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she peg?
Why is there lube above her leg? [x2]

Oh, lovely Mistress use my butt
Because I’m such an anal slut
Your strap-on I’ll take in my ass
Whether it’s made o’ rubber or glass

Oh wow, look, there’s a Strapon-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna peg me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she peg?
Why is there lube above her leg? [x5]

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If it hadn’t been for the anal Bill
She’d been gone across the hill
Where did you come from, my little bill?
Damn boy, her strap-on his butt will fill! [x4]

I wanna feel you inside o’ me
In public for everyone to see
A pony tail’s between my buttocks
And I‘d even suck all your rubber cocks

If it hadn’t been for the anal Bill
She’d been gone across the hill
Where did you come from, my little bill?
Damn boy, her strap-on his butt will fill! [x2]

I’ll twirl that tail on any dancefloor
Because I’m such an anal whore
And when I’m wearing my speculum
On the dancefloor, every peeper will cum

If it hadn’t been for the anal Bill
She’d been gone across the hill
Where did you come from, my little bill?
Damn boy, her strap-on his butt will fill! [x5]

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Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strap-on-Ma’am
Oh, she pegs him hard, goddamn!
Her cock is hard and his ass is tight
She stretches asses large and wide [x4]

I twirl my tail like a hurricane-storm
And dance all night ‘cause my butt is so strong
My plug is my tool, beats I don’t shun
But all I have come for is anal fun

Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strap-on-Ma’am
Oh, she pegs him hard, goddamn!
Her cock is hard and his ass is tight
She stretches asses large and wide [x2]

My butt’s squeaky clean like a laboratory
Your biggest toys I’ll take all, no worry
And if there’s one that’s still too big
Whip me hard, ‘till I squeal like a pig

Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strap-on-Ma’am
Oh, she pegs him hard, goddamn!
Her cock is hard and his ass is tight
She stretches asses large and wide [x5]

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Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strap-on-Ma’am
Oh, she pegs him hard, goddamn!
Her cock is hard and his ass is tight
She stretches asses large and wide [x4]

Your dildo-pole I’ll take in my rear
Moaning loud ‘n for everyone to hear
My butt is wide, and even maybe
You could use your foot to fuck me

Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strap-on-Ma’am
Oh, she pegs him hard, goddamn!
Her cock is hard and his ass is tight
She stretches asses large and wide [x2]

And when I’m sitting on my biggest toy
It hardly goes in, more lube! Oh boy!
Sit down, ‘n on my shoulder rest your legs
Like a harsh domme whose anal slut she pegs

Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strap-on-Ma’am
Oh, she pegs him hard, goddamn!
Her cock is hard and his ass is tight
She stretches asses large and wide [x5]

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Oh wow, look, there’s a Fisting-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna fist me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she fist?
Why is there lube all on her wrist? [x4]

And if that’s still not enough
Oh heck, that’s gonna be really tough:
Try fisting and pegging together
For anal acrobats: Oh, what a pleasure!

Oh wow, look, there’s a Fisting-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna fist me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she fist?
Why is there lube all on her wrist? [x2]

Let another gay stud join in the fun
Or perhaps even your bisexual hun
Wearing your medical fisting gloves
While in my butt his cock he shoves

Oh wow, look, there’s a Fisting-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna fist me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she fist?
Why is there lube all on her wrist? [x5]

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Oh wow, look, there’s a Fisting-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna fist me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she fist?
Why is there lube all on her wrist? [x4]

While having still your fist in my butt
You jerk him off inside o’ my gut
While I’m tied onto a solid gyn-chair
With a gaping ass ‘n without any hair

Oh wow, look, there’s a Fisting-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna fist me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she fist?
Why is there lube all on her wrist? [x2]

In a darkroom, for few to see
Your fist’s so deep inside of me
I’m moaning ‘n groaning, my legs wide apart
You can feel the beat o’ my heart

Oh wow, look, there’s a Fisting-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna fist me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she fist?
Why is there lube all on her wrist? [x5]

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(End of part 1)

For you, lovely Lady Joanna
I’ll do any anal extravaganza
©Kinky poetry by Arkhengyr
(With some inspiration provided by the footage above)

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Oh, I really love this officer cap and military play.
This pic of yours even provided some inspiration for my kinky poetry
And this kinky poem of mine is about military play harlotry:
And it is called:

Strict discipline
This officer is a tough drill instructor
I’ll really have to pay attention to her
She likes to put thoroughly to the test
New recruits without giving them any rest
Oh boy, she looks so hot in that tight fetish uniform
This time my duty I’ll really have to perform
Or else, strict discipline she’ll teach me
And that perspective is so damn scary
“Yes, Ma’am, you want me to do some push-ups, okay?”
Right now, immediately ‘n without any delay!

With your boot on my back it’s gonna be quite tough
N’ pressing me down with your foot, oh, that’s already enough
‘N sit-ups while I’m peeping underneath your uniform skirt
If you notice my erection, damn, that’s really gonna hurt
Too late, you’re asking harshly and poker faced
If under your skirt ’n at your crotch I’ve gazed
“Oh no, Ma’am, that’s really not my bad
If your crotch’s naked and you’re so excitingly clad
And when you’re standing with legs apart o’er my face
I really can’t help, I simply have to gaze
Yes, sometimes I’m really so dick driven
Perhaps, I should have asked for your permission
To peep underneath your skirt”
And the next drill ‘s likely going to hurt
Oh, you’re going to teach me some more respect
And consider my case under every aspect
‘Cause I’m not allowed to peep at your posterior
Since after all you’re still my superior

Oh, you want me to completely undress?
And inspect my inappropriate seminal excess
Which keeps me from performing my duty
Sure, I’ll remove my clothes ‘mediately
Sternly asking me If I need an anal exam too
No matter, if my back door might be taboo
While viciously twirling your large baton
Boy, that’s gonna be tougher than with any strap-on
Thanks god, you’re just examining my ball sack
But oh, you squeeze it already like a maniac
And start disciplining that naughty cock with your crop
‘Cause I’ve peeped between your legs non-stop
That dick has really to learn obeying some drill commands
‘N also, those two damn’ hormone-filled glands
Which keep me from performing my duty
‘Cause I’ve constantly peeped at your booty
Those balls, they have to be thoroughly emptied
Since they causing me to be constantly tempted
To neglect almost all o’ my recruit’s duties
‘Cause I’m always starring at your hot boobies
You’re yelling already your drill commands
At my cock ‘n those two undisciplined glands:
“At attention! And for inspection, port prick!”
Now, that cock ’s standing straight like a stick
I’m in an undisciplined and dick driven mode
And I got such a nasty hormone overload
Those balls now I will have to drain
So, that I may focus on my duties again
“Reverse shoulder! Load dick! And fire!”
‘N I have to masturbate the way you desire
“Wank faster! Hurry up and get it on, boy!
Yes, jerk on my boots, great, that’s called: Fire of joy!”
“Thanks Ma’am, for disciplining my dick”
“Order cock! But now who’s going to lick?
That seminal excess off these boots?
‘N all that nasty ’n messy cum juice?

Come on, boy, lick my boots ‘gain neat ‘n shiny
And stop constantly looking at my booty
Or are you still being obsessed ‘n pervy?
‘Cause you keep perving at my body
Stop starring at my hot silhouette
No matter if I’m so excitingly clad
Or else you’ll fix my strap-on bayonet
‘N I’ll peg you so hard, you’ll never forget
It’s a real weapon of ass-destruction
For undisciplined boys during military instruction
Eyes front, recruit! Eyes front, I’ve said!
And fix your goddamned fetish-beret
Or are you still that obsessed ‘n dick driven?
Lick it off, boy, ‘n now: Stand at attention!”
“Thanks Ma’am, ’twas an honor licking your boots
And all that flavorsome cum juice.”
“Eyes front, recruit! And now: Stand at ease!
I hope, now your cock you know how to please
Under strict military drill condition
And also, to better discipline your erection?”
She’s still so attractive when she salutes
And teaches some manners to new recruits
“Dismissed!” ‘N I render salute: “Yes, Ma’am”
Oh boy, she’s still so gorgeous, goddamn!

(End of part 1)
Dear officer, general, supreme commander, Mistress Joanna
I’m at your command and I’ll follow any of your order
©Kinky poetry by Arkhengyr (With some inspiration provided by the footage above)

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