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2011-03-03T12:52:00.000-05:00

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2011-03-03T11:43:00.001-05:00

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little johnny

2010-08-24T12:32:00.000-04:00

Little Johnny Is Not An Obama Fan

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... Again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."

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2010-05-29T11:47:00.001-04:00

Tribute to Granny

2010-05-01T15:16:00.002-04:00

Tennessee Handgun Carry Permits Information & News from The Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)

2010-02-28T18:57:00.000-05:00

Tennessee Handgun Carry Permits Information & News from The Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)

how to Install a redneck burgler alarm

2010-01-29T10:41:00.001-05:00

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
Messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
From all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

download youtube to ur computer

2010-01-25T13:33:00.001-05:00

YouTube has millions of videos available, and a ton more are being added every day. In addition to the stupid ones (of which there are quite a few), there are many that are entertaining, informative, even educational.

What if you're watching a video on YouTube, and you want to download that video to your computer for your own archives? You can look for a "Download" button, but you won't find one. Youtube doesn't want to make it easy for you to save videos to your computer, because they would rather have you come back to their website (and see their ads) whenever you want to view one.

Yet, thanks to a free service, downloading a YouTube video is pretty easy. Let's walk through it.

Let's say you're watching the Annoying Orange video. Watch the video on the YouTube site (here), and then of course you will see why most people would want to download that one and save it. Okay, maybe not, but it will work as an example for us anyway.

When you are watching that video on the YouTube site, you can look up at the top of the screen at the address bar and you will see the URL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL_qGMfbtAk

If you click once on the address, it will highlight the whole line in blue. Then click one more time, right after the "y" in "youtube". If you don't click in exactly the right place, you can use the arrow keys on your keyboard to move the cursor to immediately after the "y":

When the cursor is in the right place, just hit Backspace one time to erase the "y" and type the number 3. So you just replaced the "y" with a "3".

Now hit Enter on the keyboard. You will see a screen that offers to download the video to your computer - you just need to choose which format you prefer (.mp4 or .flv). In most cases you will probably want .mp4.

When you click that link, you will have the option to save the file to your computer. If you plan to download more than a few videos, it would be a good idea to create a special folder for just

Wath this about Leno and Obrein on SNL

2010-01-17T15:27:00.000-05:00

My dog

2010-01-10T15:50:00.000-05:00

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.
If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,
Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!

rock n roll

2009-12-30T12:36:00.000-05:00

Call me with oovoo

2009-12-16T14:35:00.000-05:00

Santa Claus is coming to town

2009-12-09T12:33:00.000-05:00

HO HO HO

2009-11-27T13:32:00.008-05:00

Check out jsmkt.com for the Christmas fun page
GOTO jsmkt.com and click on Christmas fun

http://jsmkt.com/page/1r86g/Home/Christmas_Fun.html

why baby why

2009-10-24T14:02:00.001-04:00

Let Me Get This STRAIGHT

2009-10-20T11:19:00.001-04:00

Let me get this straight.

We're going to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, signed by a president that also hasn't read it, and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and
financed by a country that's nearly broke.

What possibly could go wrong?

1 BR APT $125 WK

2009-09-16T11:14:00.000-04:00

We have 1 apt for rent we have 3 units here the one that is vacent has 1 br ba 2 other rooms elec is furnished so is direct tv rents for $125 a week no cooking allowed in this unit but has microwave furniture is also furn or you can use yours $125 dep req call 865-235-1089 or come by to apply

Proof Proofreading is a Dying Art

2009-09-02T14:44:00.001-04:00

Could this be another reason why the print media is disappearing?
Most of their proofreading is done by a Spell Checker feature.

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible! They put in a correction the next day.

I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing, lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
---------------------------------------------------------------- ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

Hot Piano

2009-08-27T14:14:00.000-04:00

Ray Charles, Jerry Lee Lewis
by Hanvak

How are we Gonna pay for Obamas healthcare

2009-08-16T14:50:00.000-04:00

tell ur congess and senata how u fell on healthtcare

2009-08-08T13:14:00.000-04:00

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Are people really that s t u p i d

2009-06-24T10:40:00.000-04:00

Barack to the rescue

2009-06-20T10:52:00.000-04:00

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StillTasty: Your Ultimate Shelf Life Guide - Save Money, Eat Better, Help The Environment

2009-04-11T12:21:00.000-04:00

StillTasty: Your Ultimate Shelf Life Guide - Save Money, Eat Better, Help The Environment

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2009-02-28T15:11:00.001-05:00

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