Britney Spears loves giving, giving us plenty to look at I mean, apparently she just can’t give enough judging by the new photos that have been splattered all over the ‘net. Of course we love looking, don’t we?

The new images show her kneeling down in some kind of garden wearing glasses and a hat while holding red flowers over her bare nipples. The photos were reportedly snapped several weeks ago and are just now popping up all over the place.

Word is that she’s furious that the photos, taken at a friends house, were leaked onto the web. Come’on Britney, we know you must have known they would end up exactly where they did. Like it would really hurt your comeback tour and make you look trashy. We don’t think you’re trashy! Not at all! The latest photos just fuels more publicity onto the fire that was starting to previously die down.

We have a few of the photos up for your viewing pleasure right here.
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Celebrity heiress and star of the TV show “The Simple Life” has been sentenced to 45 days in the pokey for a probation violation by driving on a suspended license while under the influence of alcohol. This might just be a nice change of scenery for her actually and who wants to bet she’ll figure out some way to leverage the sentence into even more attention and future episodes of her show. She’s probably already counting the money she can make off the experience. Her sentence also includes 36 months of probation, alcohol education classes and a $1500 fine.

We all know there’s no way she’ll be able to stay out of trouble for 36 months! Best bet says she’ll be back in court again faster than can she pull up her skirt and flash another vertical smile for the cameras.

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Tracy’s latest run ins with the law has earned him some fancy new, high-tech bling to wear around his ankle. The court ordered SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring) bracelet that he will be forced to wear as a condition of his guilty plea will monitor his body for alcohol vapors every 30 minutes. If alcohol is detected once, he gets to wear it another 90 days, if detected twice he gets to spend 30 days in the pokey. If he somehow manages to keep himself clean he will still be on probation for 3 years and must attend alcohol awareness classes. He also received 5 days of community service.

Part of his troubles stem from an arrest for a previous drunken driving charge in Los Angeles in 2005 where he blew a breathalizer way over the limit. Anyone want to take bets on whether he can keep his nose clean for that long?

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