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	<subtitle type="text">Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. Quod erat demonstrandum.</subtitle>

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			<name>Jordan</name>
						<uri>http://johnsonroad.net</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Favstar.fm bookmarklet]]></title>
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		<id>http://johnsonroad.net/blog/?p=519</id>
		<updated>2009-07-25T23:55:31Z</updated>
		<published>2009-07-25T15:30:54Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="Uncategorized" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="comedy" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="favrd" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="favstar" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="funny" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="Twitter" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="vetting" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[[EDIT: The original post appears below, but @timhaines updated the bookmarklet code and published it right on Favstar.fm, so the version below is outdated and less functional than this one.] Favrd&#8216;s great. It&#8217;s put me in touch with hundreds of funny, intelligent people who primarily want to make your day better through comedy. It&#8217;s missing [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://johnsonroad.net/blog/2009/07/25/favstarfm-bookmarklet/"><![CDATA[<p><span style='color: red;'>[<em>EDIT: The original post appears below, but @timhaines updated the bookmarklet code and <a href="http://favstar.fm/bookmarklet">published it right on Favstar.fm</a>, so the version below is outdated and less functional than <a href="http://favstar.fm/bookmarklet">this one</a>.</em>]</span></p>
<p><a href="http://favrd.textism.com/">Favrd</a>&#8216;s great. It&#8217;s put me in touch with hundreds of funny, intelligent people who primarily want to make your day better through comedy. <del datetime="2009-07-25T15:56:33+00:00">It&#8217;s missing some features, though.</del> [<em>EDIT: see below...</em>]</p>
<p><a href="http://favstar.fm/">Favstar.fm</a> provides one important feature <del datetime="2009-07-25T15:56:33+00:00">that Favrd&#8217;s missing</del>: <strong>the ability to see a person&#8217;s Hall of Fame: their all-time most-favored tweets</strong>. (example: <a href="http://favstar.fm/users/dysolution">my Favstar page</a>) When I&#8217;m vetting a new person to see if they&#8217;re making attempts at comedy, I like to check out their best material (so far) right away by going to their Favstar page.</p>
<p>[<em>EDIT: As @ucmike and @davegorum pointed out, the URL http://favrd.textism.com/person/username<strong>/top</strong> does the same thing. Sorry, @textism! I don't feel that bad, though, since that feature isn't really documented anywhere.</em>]</p>
<p>This bookmarklet: <strong><a href="javascript:var%20h=location.host;if(h=='twitter.com')%7Bu='-user-screen_name';x=document.getElementsByName('page'+u);if(x.length==0)x=document.getElementsByName('session'+u);if(x.length==1)location='http://favstar.fm/users/'+x%5B0%5D.content%7Delse%20if(h=='favrd.textism.com')%7Bx=document.images%5B2%5D.alt;if(x=='')%7By=document.links%5B4%5D.href;x=y.slice(y.search('person')+7)%7Dlocation='http://twitter.com/'+x%7D">Twitter -> Favstar</a></strong> (drag it to your bookmark toolbar) lets you conveniently <strong>switch from someone&#8217;s Twitter page to their Favstar page</strong>. <a href="http://twitter.com/lionelster">@lionelster</a> did all the heavy lifting on this. All I did was a search-and-replace on the Javascript code he wrote. <a href="http://moistrobot.tumblr.com/post/98605772/twitter-favrd-switcher-bookmarklet">Please forward all appreciation to him.</a></p>
<p>One side effect of this unceremonious bastardization of his code is that <strong>it won&#8217;t switch back to Twitter from Favstar</strong> the way his original bookmarklet will switch back to Twitter from Favrd. Sorry, I don&#8217;t know Javascript well enough to fix that (yet).</p>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Louis CK on being spoiled by modern technology]]></title>
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		<id>http://johnsonroad.net/blog/?p=514</id>
		<updated>2009-07-23T19:11:49Z</updated>
		<published>2009-07-23T19:11:37Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="Uncategorized" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="amazing" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="happy" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="louis ck" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="spoiled" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="technology" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[&#8220;You&#8217;re sitting on a chair in the sky.&#8221; [via kimproper]]]></summary>
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<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re sitting on a chair in the sky.&#8221;</p>
<p>[via <a href="http://friendfeed.com/kimproper">kimproper</a>]</p>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[teaser for The Girls]]></title>
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		<id>http://johnsonroad.net/blog/?p=510</id>
		<updated>2009-07-22T19:23:52Z</updated>
		<published>2009-07-22T19:23:52Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="Acting" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="extra" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="matsushita" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="teaser" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="the girls" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I&#8217;m an extra in Rob Matsushita&#8216;s new film The Girls. You may recognize the male voice in this teaser trailer.]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://johnsonroad.net/blog/2009/07/22/teaser-for-the-girls/"><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m an extra in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/rmmatsus">Rob Matsushita</a>&#8216;s new film <em>The Girls</em>. You may recognize the male voice in this teaser trailer.</p>
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			<name>Jordan</name>
						<uri>http://johnsonroad.net</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Can you protect me now?]]></title>
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		<id>http://johnsonroad.net/blog/?p=504</id>
		<updated>2009-07-22T16:23:07Z</updated>
		<published>2009-07-22T16:23:07Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="Uncategorized" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="prank" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="privacy" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="verizon" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[To demonstrate how poorly cellphone companies protect our privacy, John Hargrave got the home address of Verizon CEO Ivan Seidenberg (it wasn&#8217;t difficult), grabbed his bullhorn, and paid him a visit. To give you an idea about how easy it was to get this information, the only thing that John did was sign up for [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://johnsonroad.net/blog/2009/07/22/can-you-protect-me-now/"><![CDATA[<p>To demonstrate how poorly cellphone companies protect our privacy, John Hargrave got the home address of Verizon CEO Ivan Seidenberg (it wasn&#8217;t difficult), grabbed his bullhorn, and paid him a visit.</p>
<blockquote><p>To give you an idea about how easy it was to get this information, the only thing that John did was sign up for one of those &#8220;free cell phone records&#8221; listings and scan it for the cells and home addresses of the CEOs from the big three: Randall Stephenson of AT&#038;T, Dan Hesse of Sprint Nextel, and Ivan Seidenberg of Verizon.
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<p>[<a href="http://www.zug.com/pranks/verizon/index03.html">Zug.com</a> via <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5320173/prankster-gets-verizons-ceo-private-address-visits-him-to-discuss-privacy">Consumerist</a> via <a href="http://twitter.com/sblaufuss">@sblaufuss</a>]</p>
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			<name>Jordan</name>
						<uri>http://johnsonroad.net</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[World Market: &#8220;We&#8217;ll get around to being responsible eventually.&#8221;]]></title>
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		<id>http://johnsonroad.net/blog/?p=498</id>
		<updated>2009-07-17T20:10:16Z</updated>
		<published>2009-07-17T20:10:16Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="Uncategorized" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="fail" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="website" />		<summary type="html" />
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://johnsonroad.net/blog/2009/07/17/world-market-well-get-around-to-being-responsible-eventually/"><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_501" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 602px"><img src="http://johnsonroad.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/world-market-corporate-responsbility-coming-soon-smaller.jpg" alt="Apparently it&#039;s backordered." title="world-market-corporate-responsbility-coming-soon-smaller" width="592" height="331" class="size-full wp-image-501" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Apparently it's backordered.</p></div>
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			<name>Jordan</name>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Broken &amp; Entered]]></title>
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		<id>http://johnsonroad.net/blog/?p=488</id>
		<updated>2009-06-08T20:46:31Z</updated>
		<published>2009-06-08T20:46:31Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="Uncategorized" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="broken" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="broken &amp; entered" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="entered" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="kurt mcginnis-brown" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="new" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="play" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="Theatre" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="wisconsin" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="wisconsin wrights" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="wrights" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Last week I performed a role in the staged reading of Broken &#038; Entered, an excellent new play by Madison playwright Kurt McGinnis-Brown that was selected as a finalist in the 2009 Wisconsin Wrights project. Lindsay Christians in 77 Square declares: &#8230;After three nights of engaging, intelligent plays read by fine local talent, I can&#8217;t [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://johnsonroad.net/blog/2009/06/08/broken-entered/"><![CDATA[<p>Last week I performed a role in the staged reading of <em>Broken &#038; Entered</em>, an excellent new play by Madison playwright <a href="http://77square.com/citylife/qs/story_452958">Kurt McGinnis-Brown</a> that was selected as a finalist in the 2009 <a href="http://www.dcs.wisc.edu/lsa/theatre/wrights/">Wisconsin Wrights</a> project. Lindsay Christians in <a href="http://77square.com">77 Square</a> declares:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8230;After three nights of engaging, intelligent plays read by fine local talent, I can&#8217;t help but feel optimistic about the future of regional drama. More than just a boon to state playwrights, Wisconsin Wrights also provides the chance to experience exciting new drama as it&#8217;s being made.</p>
<p>All of us, from the actors, dramaturgs and directors to the vocal audience, full of commentary and ideas in each talk-back, were part of the process.</p></blockquote>
<p>[Source: <a href="http://77square.com/arts/theater/story_454103">It's unanimous: Wisconsin playwrights deliver</a>]</p>
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			<name>Jordan</name>
						<uri>http://johnsonroad.net</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Little Caesars + Death Metal = Awesome]]></title>
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		<id>http://johnsonroad.net/blog/?p=482</id>
		<updated>2009-06-02T20:21:13Z</updated>
		<published>2009-06-02T20:21:13Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="Uncategorized" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="caesars" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="death" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="little" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="metal" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="pizza" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="sign" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="street" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I can think of few things more demeaning than being made to stand next to a street holding a sign for your workplace, nor a more awesome use of that opportunity than this gentleman&#8217;s: [via @pagecrusher]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://johnsonroad.net/blog/2009/06/02/little-caesars-death-metal-awesome/"><![CDATA[<p>I can think of few things more demeaning than being made to stand next to a street holding a sign for your workplace, nor a more awesome use of that opportunity than this gentleman&#8217;s:</p>
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<p>[via <a href="http://buffering.tumblr.com/post/116889963/headbangpizza">@pagecrusher</a>]</p>
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			<name>Jordan</name>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Torture strengthens Al Qaeda.]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://johnsonroad.net/blog/2009/05/26/torture-strengthens-al-qaeda/" />
		<id>http://johnsonroad.net/blog/?p=479</id>
		<updated>2009-05-27T04:05:57Z</updated>
		<published>2009-05-27T04:05:57Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="Uncategorized" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="cheney" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="interrogation" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="interrogator" /><category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="torture" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Take it from a senior interrogator who had daily contact with Al Qaeda combatants: &#8220;One of Al Qaeda&#8217;s goals, it&#8217;s not just to attack the United States, it&#8217;s to prove that we&#8217;re hypocrites, that we don&#8217;t live up to American principles. So when we use torture and abuse, we&#8217;re playing directly into one of their [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://johnsonroad.net/blog/2009/05/26/torture-strengthens-al-qaeda/"><![CDATA[<p>Take it from a senior interrogator who had daily contact with Al Qaeda combatants:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;One of Al Qaeda&#8217;s goals, it&#8217;s not just to attack the United States, it&#8217;s to prove that we&#8217;re hypocrites, that we don&#8217;t live up to American principles. So when we use torture and abuse, we&#8217;re playing directly into one of their stated goals.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Waterboarding = Torture, says conservative talker]]></title>
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		<id>http://johnsonroad.net/blog/?p=469</id>
		<updated>2009-05-25T17:55:28Z</updated>
		<published>2009-05-25T17:55:28Z</published>
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		<content type="html" xml:base="http://johnsonroad.net/blog/2009/05/25/waterboarding-torture-says-conservative-talker/"><![CDATA[<p>Chicago conservative talk show host Mancow Muller used to dismiss waterboarding as just &#8220;having water poured on your face&#8221; and &#8220;no big deal.&#8221; Then he experienced it.</p>
<p>According to the sergeant that administered the torture, most people last about 14 seconds. Mancow panicked and stopped it <strong>less than 6 seconds</strong> after the water started hitting his face.</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s an idea for everyone who supports the use of torture (I refuse to use the ridiculous euphemism being parroted by the mainstream media): you want it to be used in America&#8217;s name? You have to know exactly what it feels like. <strong>Anyone who issues an order for this torture to occur must experience it themselves before the order is valid.</strong></p>
<p>In addition, I believe that as long as this torture remains an option to be used against &#8220;enemy combatants,&#8221; <strong>boot camp for all military personnel should include being waterboarded.</strong> This will help psychologically prepare our soldiers for what an enemy would justifiably do to them if they were captured.</p>
<p>There was a time when US POWs were treated with dignity and not tortured, expressly because the enemy knew we obeyed the Geneva Conventions and deserved humane treatment.</p>
<p>On Memorial Day 2009, let&#8217;s remember the principles for which our fallen have died. <strong>Let&#8217;s hold accountable those among us who violated them.</strong></p>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[review for One Flew Over the Cuckoo&#8217;s Nest]]></title>
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		<updated>2009-05-24T16:49:23Z</updated>
		<published>2009-05-24T16:49:23Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://johnsonroad.net/blog" term="Uncategorized" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Lindsay Christians at 77 Square reviewed our production of One Flew Over the Cuckoo&#8217;s Nest. Rob Matsushita&#8217;s excellent trailer generated a lot of excitement for this show:]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://johnsonroad.net/blog/2009/05/24/review-for-one-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest/"><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://77square.com/arts/blog/aisle/">Lindsay Christians</a> at 77 Square <a href="http://77square.com/arts/theater/story_450558">reviewed</a> our production of <a href="http://madisontheatreguild.org/reference/cuckoo.php">One Flew Over the Cuckoo&#8217;s Nest</a>.</p>
<p>Rob Matsushita&#8217;s excellent trailer generated a lot of excitement for this show:</p>
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