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Here you find all type of jokes, hindi jokes in hindi language, chutkule, hindi jokes santa banta jokes in hindi, hindi jokes for kids, new jokes in hindi, hindi sms shayari jokes, hindi sms love, holi jokes in hindi, love jokes in hindi,140 words hindi sms for mobile, dirty jokes in hindi, latest funny jokes in hindi, tension jokes etc..Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-11228655696014904572012-11-21T20:43:00.005-08:002012-11-21T20:43:42.221-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Ladki - Swami ji mujhe future<br />dekhna sikhaa do.... .<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />Swami - apni Ankhe band krke<br /><br />apna gaal aage karo.... .<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Girl - are nahi karungi aap kiss kr<br />loge... .<br />. .<br />.<br />Swami - le dikh gaya na future...<br />=DD<br /><br />girls shockZ<br /><br />swami ji rockZ</div> Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-72857205688103826902012-10-31T00:18:00.000-07:002012-10-31T00:18:15.059-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha<br /><br />Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai<br /><br />To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre k Muh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha<br />orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.”<br /><br />Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par<br /><br />Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola.<br /><br />Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.”<br /><br />Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha.......??<br /><br />Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.. Pb</div> Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-29556409960417702582012-10-26T22:11:00.001-07:002012-10-26T22:11:38.319-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Girl to shopkeeper: bhai koi acha sa shampoo dayna.<br /><br />shopkeeper gives him one shampoo bottle.<br /><br />Girl: aur is Kay sath Jo gift Hai woh tou dou...<br /><br />shopkeeper:koi gift nahi Hai<br /><br />Girl : magar bottle pay tou likha hai 'dandruff free'..=)) :O :D <br />.<br />.<br /><br />ye ladkiaa bhi na ... :p</div> Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-64733622118945245362012-10-21T19:32:00.003-07:002012-10-21T19:32:32.880-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Ladka ek Ladki ka peecha kar<br />raha<br />tha.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Girl: Tumhe pata hai, peeche<br />meri Maa aa rahi hai.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ladka: Tu Tension Na Le Hum<br />Khandani Aashiq hai,<br />Teri maa ke peechey mera<br />Baap<br />aa raha hai..:p =D :D =))<br />Girl Shocked - Boy Rocked.</div> Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-88386346233489181112012-10-20T22:10:00.001-07:002012-10-20T22:10:37.451-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> फिल्मी अंदाज में स्कूली जीवन<br /><br />स्कूल: अपनी तो पाठशाला मस्ती की पाठशाला.<br /><br />ट्यूशन: इधर चला मैं उधर चला.<br /><br />मैथ्स: अजीब दास्तां है ये, कहां शुरू कहां खतम.<br /><br />साइंस: आ खुशी से खुदकुशी कर ले.<br /><br />भूगोल: मुसाफिर हूं मैं यारो.<br /><br />एग्जाम: जहरीली रातें नींद उड़ जाती है..<br /><br />रिजल्ट: जीया धड़क-धड़क जाए..<br /><br />पास: आज मैं ऊपर, आसमां नीचे..<br /><br />फेल: जग सूना सूना लागे..</div> Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-47269429950756054552012-10-20T21:55:00.000-07:002012-10-20T21:55:41.364-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Ek couple date pe restaurant jata hai.<br />Guy- Tum kya khaogi?<br />Gal- Jo bhi tum khaoge.<br />Guy- waiter! Menu le aao<br />Gal- Sharmaate hue! main bhi Menu khaungi.</div> Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-76900763698505966502012-10-17T20:37:00.002-07:002012-10-17T20:37:35.578-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Pappu Se Uske Ek Friend Golu Ne Pucha.<br /><br />Golu: “Yaar Pappu, Ek Baat To Bata, Ladki Ko Purpose Karne Ke Liye Sabse Safe Jagha Konsi Hai?”<br /><br />Pappu: “Mandir”<br /><br />Golu Hairani Se: “Mandir Hi Kyu?”<br /><br />Pappu: “Abe Kyuki Vaha Ladkiyo Ke Pairo Mein Chappal Nahi Hoti“</div> Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-90726135164117953952012-10-17T04:10:00.000-07:002012-10-17T04:10:22.273-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> When a Boy Sends a Dirty SMS..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />She Laughs For 10 Minutes,<br />Forwards that to Her Friends(Girls)<br />Then Replies to the Boy<br />..<br />"Eww, I don't like such stuff,<br />I am not that kind of girl" :Pb</div> Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-28317234116308880972012-10-03T04:06:00.000-07:002012-10-17T04:07:39.336-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> EK STUDENT KI KAHANI: <br /><br />.<br />Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rhi,<br />.<br /><br />aur nind mujhe apni taraf khichti rhi<br />.<br />Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />or kal raat fir ek honhar studnt<br />bina padhe so gaya..:pb</div> Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-37537415859191931352012-09-28T08:57:00.000-07:002012-10-16T08:58:28.198-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Friend or girlfriend me kya fark<br />hota hai.....??<br />.<br />.<br />Friend wo hai jis se hum udhar lete hai..<br />Aur<br />girlfriend wo hai jiske liye hum udhar lete hai.. </div> Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-44507480766173670132012-09-03T09:25:00.002-07:002012-09-03T09:25:50.739-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Ek shop hai jaha har kisi ko english me bolna hota hai,<div> ek roj waha par <b><i>Santa</i></b> aata hai jise thodi bahut tooti footi english aati hai.</div> <div> Santa waiter se kehta hai ki '' half circle, full circle, half circle, A, half circle, full circle, right angle, A.'' mujhe laker do, to batao usne kya mangaa...!</div> <div> <a name='more'></a><br /></div> <div> <b>Answer:-</b> COCACOLA</div> </div> Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-89672976540270256522012-08-06T21:29:00.004-07:002012-08-06T21:29:53.692-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Madam: Ek ped par 5 birds hai, 1<br />aadmi 1 birdko goli mar de to Kitne<br />bache<br />Student: Ek bhi nhi.<br />Madam: Kyo<br />Student: 1 ko marne par baki ud<br />jayenge.<br />Madam: Ans waise to galat hai but<br />tumhare sochne ka tarika achha laga.<br />Student: Main ek que puchhu<br /><br />ma'm?<br />Madam: OK<br />Student: Ek bench par 3 ladkiyan baith<br />kar icecream cone kha rahi hai.<br />Usme se ek icecream chat<br />rahi hai, Ek choos rhi hai, Aur ek kaat<br />kar kha rahi hai. to batao unme se<br />married kaun hai.<br />Madam:Jo choos rahi hai wo<br />married hogi<br />Student: No Ma'm jiske gale me mangal<br />sutra hoga wo married hogi.<br />Waise apke sochne ka tarika<br />mujhe achha laga :P<br />jise aaya samjh thoko Like<br />baaki Pogo dekho..</div>Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-78971332772231564772012-07-17T21:11:00.002-07:002012-07-17T21:11:50.960-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Pappu- Dadi, kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge?<br />Aap<br />Papa<br />Mummy<br />Mai<br />Bahan<br />Dadi- Nhi Beta, Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jayegi to Hum 6 ho Jaynge,<br />Pappu- phir Behan k Shadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jaynge<br />Dadi- Nhi Beta<br />Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hum phir 6 Ho jaynge<br />Pappu- phir Aap Mar Jaoge to hum phir se 5 ho jaynge<br />Dadi- Chup kar Kuutte<br />Chal So Jaa…</div>Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-85480476503018692702012-07-17T21:09:00.000-07:002012-07-17T21:09:23.667-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Santa- 1 glass juice dena ladayi hone wali hai<br />santa juice pene ki bad- 1 glass aur do ladayi<br />hone wali hai.<br />pene ke bad 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali<br />hai.<br />juice wala- kab hogi ladayi<br />santa- jab tu merese paise mangega .</div>Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-88293730678449519662012-07-17T21:07:00.002-07:002012-07-17T21:07:26.673-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Santa public toilet gaya to Diwar par likha tha.<br />"Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur<br />Tu yahan baitha hai.<br />Santa niche likh aaya..<br />"Bas tatti kar ke hum bhi nikal rahe hain"</div>Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-45008448385389075602012-03-11T03:36:00.002-07:002012-03-11T03:36:45.692-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Father :Tumhare Rezult ka kya hua?<br /> <br /> Son: Headmster ka beta fail Hai.<br /> Father : Aur tum ?<br /> Son : Doctor ka beta Bhi Fail Hai.<br /> Father : Aur tumhara result kesa Aaya?<br /> Son : Wo Wakeel Ka Beta B fail Ho gaya Hai.<br /> Father: Kamine me tera puch raha hun.<br /> Son: To Tum konse obama hai tera beta b fail hai!!</div>Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-77806991056083773972012-02-04T01:04:00.000-08:002012-02-04T01:04:07.138-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Hum to yun hi Paani ko gaur se dekh rahe the yaaro.......... .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Itne mein 1 machhli nikal kar boli.<br /> .<br /> Kaminey.....<br /> Tere ghar me maa behen nahi hai kya..?????</div>Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-91378566061325621972012-02-04T01:02:00.000-08:002012-02-04T01:02:24.994-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">‎1&nbsp;</span>Hathi Romantic mood mei<br /> 1 chunti ko cherta hai.<br /> chunti ghusay mei<br /> Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:<br /> Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo<br /> warna mard hamary ghar me b hain</div>Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-81884356033191446022011-11-05T21:56:00.000-07:002011-11-05T21:56:30.342-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Kisi ne sach he kaha hai... :(<br /> <br /> 'Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain Door..<br /> Wah Wah,<br /> Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door....<br /> ...<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Wohi Question Exam me ate hain Zaror :PB</div>Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-9462385620242418012011-11-05T21:55:00.000-07:002011-11-05T21:55:10.486-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; display: inline;">Teacher- "behind every successful man there is a women"<br /> What we learn from this?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Students- we should stop wasting our time <span style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">here in studies and start finding a women...!.</span></span></span> </div>Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-46980529101803632762011-10-08T07:27:00.000-07:002011-10-08T07:28:34.929-07:00Dosto se Bichad kar,<div>Ye Haquiqat Malum hui....</div><div>Ki Besak Kamine The, </div><div>Par Ronak Unhi se Thi...</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-60214267468307894112011-10-02T09:01:00.001-07:002011-10-02T09:01:35.262-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Madam :- aaj tu Late kyu aayea__,<br /> School 7 baje Shuru hunda hai, fir<br /> inni der kyon kiti__??<br /> .<br /> .<br /> ... .<br /> ... .<br /> .<br /> Punjabi Student..: - Madam g tusi<br /> Meri Eni Jyada fiker Na karea karo<br /> Lok Shakk karde aa__*</div>Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-64552548330768807862011-10-02T08:56:00.001-07:002011-10-02T08:56:43.892-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Agr kisi moti ldki ko dekh kr seeti bjao or wo palat kar vapas aa jaye to ise kya khenge?<br /> Socho....<br /> ?<br /> ?<br /> ?<br /> ?<br /> ?<br /> <br /> ? <br /> ?<br /> <br /> ?<br /> Nahi pata?<br /> "GOLMAAL RETURNS"</div>Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-10775289196964361362011-09-27T22:58:00.000-07:002011-09-27T22:59:56.806-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Wife: Agar mai Gum ho jau to tum kya karoge?<br /> Husband: mai akhbar mein ishtehar dunga<br /> Wife: Kya Likhwayoge?<br /> Husband:<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> "Jisko Mili Uski"</div>Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201917878987274721.post-72744747266377761062011-09-27T22:56:00.001-07:002011-09-27T22:56:56.663-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Baap: Agar tu fir exam me fail ho gya to muje papa mat bolna.<br /> After Exam<br /> Baap: How is ur result?<br /> Son: Dimag mat khrab kar RAMLAL,<br /> Tune BAAP Hone ka Haq kho diya..!</div>Manjit Kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054724991948185032noreply@blogger.com0