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Missing Husband Joke

tonex — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 12:05:01 +0000

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband: Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height Woman: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Woman Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Color of eyes Woman: Never noticed Inspector: Color of hair Woman: Should be black Inspector: What was he wearing Woman: I don’t remember exactly Inspector: Was somebody...

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A Father’s Advice Joke

tonex — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 23:36:24 +0000

A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked “How do fish breath under water?” His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, “I really [...] Related posts:Joke: Pearl Trap An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was... Father and...

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Funny Picture: How fast the years go by

tonex — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 02:44:01 +0000

How fast the years go by… scroll down… scroll down some more… Related posts:Funny Picture – Rugby Ouch! ... Funny Picture – Secret Lovers Funny picture of secret lovers. ... Funny Picture – Mouse Maze Hilariously intelligent mouse, using dynamite to blow up walls.... Related posts:Funny Picture – Rugby ...

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UPS Airlines Joke

tonex — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:00:48 +0000

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct [...] Related posts:Three I.T. Professionals Joke A project manager, a computer...

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The Filipino Wal-Mart Employee Joke

tonex — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:32:41 +0000

A Filipino Applies for a Job at Wal-Mart.. An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified –an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino.. He decided to call the four in and ask them [...] Related posts:The Filipino, German and Pakistani Joke A...

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Husband and Wife’s Doctor Visit Joke

tonex — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 16:26:36 +0000

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die.” Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. At lunch [...] Related posts:Joke: Husband and Wife Dialogue One night as a...

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Newly Wed and Change Joke

tonex — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:05:05 +0000

Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a friend of mine in a bar the night after his wedding, I had ask exactly what he was doing there instead of with his new bride. “Well, you see, this morning when I got up,” he said, “I was barely awake from a wonderful night of [...] Related posts:Joke: Husband and Wife Dialogue One night as a...

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Three Kick Rule Joke

tonex — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 13:33:22 +0000

A big city London lawyer went duck hunting in rural Scotland. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked the lawyer what he was doing. The lawyer responded, [...] Related posts:Lawyer’s Donation Joke A local United Way office realized that the...

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Lawyer’s Donation Joke

tonex — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:35:51 +0000

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $700,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like [...] Related posts:Lawyer Joke – Punishment ...

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Why Americans Are Jobless Joke

tonex — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:52:00 +0000

WHY AMERICANS ARE JOBLESS John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN VIETNAM). After [...] Related posts:Joke: Computer Diagnosis One day...

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