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The Dagohoy Story

tonex — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:52:05 +0000

It was the first day of school in Washington DC and a new student named Dagohoy, the son of a Filipino immigrant, entered fourth grade. The teacher began, “Let’s review some American history, class. Who said ‘Give me liberty or give me death?’” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Dagohoy’s who had [...] Related posts:Joke: I Like Your Thinking A...

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Married in Heaven Joke

tonex — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:08:45 +0000

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole – killing them both instantly. The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The [...] Related posts:Cab Driver Joke A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and...

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Halloween Party Joke

tonex — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:28:59 +0000

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good [...] Related posts:Joke: Husband and Wife Dialogue One night as a couple lay down for bed, the...Joke: Absent-minded...

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Ten Fruits Joke, Very Funny

tonex — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:19:07 +0000

Three explorers were looking in the forest when they were captured by Indians. They were taken to their chief, and he said go out into the forest and come back with 10 of the same kind of fruits. The first guy comes back with ten bananas, and the chief says, shove them all up your [...] Related posts:Joke: Vatican Humor After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the...Hole...

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Funny Picture – Perfect Wife

tonex — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:43:54 +0000

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Ten Husbands, still a virgin joke

tonex — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:51:37 +0000

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it [...] Related...

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Erap Jokes – 9/22/2009

tonex — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:45:51 +0000

Erap/Jinggoy Jinggoy: ang ganda ng sasakyan oh, siguro kay Mayor yan Erap: hindi kay Mayor yan no! Jinggoy: ah, kay warden! Erap: tanga, hindi kay warden yan, kay father yan, d mo ba nahalata sa likuran, SaFari… ————————————————– Erap/Loi Making Love Erap : ” Luv, alam mo ikaw lang...

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Pickup Lines Joke

tonex — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:40:00 +0000

Here’s a list of best or worst pickup lines, depending if you get the girl or not… The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your mouth, not in [...] Related posts:Joke: Who’s the Boss? A young couple on their wedding...

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Quit Smoking Joke

tonex — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:35:29 +0000

Peter, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette. ‘I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,’ Ken responds. ‘I’m in the process of quitting,’ replies Peter with a grin. ‘Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.’ ‘Phase one?’ wonders Ken. ‘Yeah,’ laughs Peter,...

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18 Bottles Drunkard Joke

tonex — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:23:05 +0000

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else… I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the [...] Related posts:A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment A teacher gave her fifth grade...

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