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Joke: Dirty Underwear

Joker — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 05:52:12 +0000

There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor. The doctor ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. “I’m going to need to run a few more tests”, the doctor said. “I’m going to need a semen, urine and a [...] Related posts:Joke: Old Man’s Sperm Count Old people have problems that you...

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Funny Picture: Lawnmower and Bald Head

Joker — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:00:29 +0000

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Joke: Computer Diagnosis

Joker — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:24:40 +0000

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ”Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can [...] Related posts:Joke: Old Man’s Sperm Count Old people have problems that you...

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Joke: Lawyer’s Rate

Joker — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 05:04:37 +0000

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. “Can you tell me how much you charge?”, said the client. “Of course”, the lawyer replied, “I charge $200 to answer three questions!” “Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?” “Yes it is”, said the lawyer, “And what’s your third question?” Related...

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Joke: Memory Class

Joker — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:53:08 +0000

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. “What was the name of the Instructor?” asked the [...] Related posts:Memory Class An elderly couple had been...

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Joke: The Pharmacist

Joker — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:31:49 +0000

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes [...] Related posts:Joke: Who’s the Boss? A young couple on their wedding night were in their...Pregnant Unwed...

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Joke: Who’s the Boss?

Joker — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 06:37:01 +0000

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t wear your trousers.” [...] Related posts:A Loving Husband Joke A man and his ever-nagging wife...

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Joke: I Like Your Thinking

Joker — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:01:24 +0000

A teacher asks her class, “If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. “None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.” The teacher replies, “The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking.” Then Little Johnny says, “I have [...] Related posts:A teacher gave her fifth...

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CIA Application Joke

Joker — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:17:30 +0000

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there’s a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the [...] Related posts:Joke: Who’s the Boss? A young...

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Joke: Old Man’s Sperm Count

Joker — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:47:26 +0000

Old people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘”Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at [...] Related posts:Joke: Dirty Underwear There was this guy who...

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