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Harmonica and Sex Joke

tonex — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:35:05 +0000

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson & music books. Rotated back home, he [...] Related posts:Fishing Trip Joke A woman isJoke: Absent-minded Husband An absent-CIA...

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Rugby Butt

tonex — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:14:48 +0000

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Three Blonde Detectives Joke

tonex — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:49:37 +0000

A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the 1st blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first blonde answers ” That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he [...] Related posts:Intelligent Game Joke A blonde...

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Joke: Bill Gates goes to hell

tonex — Sat, 30 May 2009 01:58:05 +0000

Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three [...] Related posts:Filipino Microsoft Joke Bill GatesJoke: Computer Diagnosis...

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God’s Minute Joke

tonex — Sun, 24 May 2009 03:18:54 +0000

A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him, “God, how long is a million years to you?” God answered, “A million years is like a minute.” Then, the man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars to you?” And God replied, “A million dollars is like a penny.” Finally, the man asked, “God, could you [...] Related posts:Bottle of Merlot A man askeUngrateful Friend Joke Two friendJoke:...

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Pinoy Jokes Verse 2

tonex — Sat, 09 May 2009 03:07:39 +0000

Dear Dodong, Sa susunod anak, Nido non-fat na lang ang ipadala mo sa tatang mo. Nasisira kasi ang tiyan niya sa pinadala mong Nivea Moisturing Milk… Nagmamahal - Nanay *********************** ANAK: ‘ Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako ng ‘cocomban’. TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon ‘cocomban’ pa rin ang tawag mo! ANAK: Ano po ba ang...

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Pinoy Jokes Verse 1

tonex — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:30:07 +0000

Job interview: Boss: Ano ang alam mo? Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis niyo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit niyo. Boss: Tanggap ka na! Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko, kaya gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding siya… Jorge: Ano’ng resulta? Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo ‘yung kabayo! Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo? Anak: Nag-lesson at...

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Joke: Absent-minded Husband

tonex — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:03:14 +0000

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, “Your loving husband.” His wife was thrilled [...] Related posts:Joke:...

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Joke: Hand Me the Broom

tonex — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:48:39 +0000

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night, his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.” The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have to be [...] Related posts:Joke: Old Man’s Sperm Count Old peopleGod’s Minute Joke A man tryiJoke: Sister...

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Joke: Young Lover

tonex — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 02:46:27 +0000

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, ‘I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh [...] Related posts:Joke: Great Lover When the hPregnant Unwed Daughter Joke A young unJoke: The Pharmacist A girl ask

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