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		<title>Signs of the Times #347/6</title>
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		<title>JUST IN CASE YOU WEREN’T FEELING TOO OLD TODAY…</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STARTING UNI THIS YEAR WERE BORN IN 1991/1992.
THEY ARE TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THE SPACE SHUTTLE BLOWING UP.
THEIR LIFETIME HAS ALWAYS INCLUDED AIDS.
THE CD WAS INTRODUCED EIGHT YEARS BEFORE THEY WERE BORN.
THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD AN ANSWERING MACHINE.
THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD EMAIL.
THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD MOBILE PHONES.
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		<title>Dear Dr. Phil…</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&#8230;From Baz in Dronfield (UK).
I have quite a problem, so I took advice.
Dear Dr. Phil,
When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime &#8212; bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.
Finally, one day [...]<br/>
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		<title>Wood You Believe It?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:17:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Aussie Etiquette</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&#8230;From Peter in Ruby Bay (NZ)
IN GENERAL
1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them.
3. It&#8217;s tacky to take an Esky to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it&#8217;s time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you&#8217;re certain you&#8217;re included in the [...]<br/>
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		<title>The Bus Thieves</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub.
Mick says to Paddy, &#8216;I can&#8217;t be bothered to walk all dat way.&#8217;
&#8216;I know,&#8217; says Paddy, &#8216;but we&#8217;ve no money for a cab and we&#8217;ve missed the last bus home&#8217;.
&#8216;We could steal a bus from the depot&#8217; Mick suggests.
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		<title>WELCOME TO TPA!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&#8230;From Baz in Dronfield (UK)
WELCOME TO TPA
(Terrorist-Proof Airlines)
We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business to protect you!
We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!!!
Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.<br/>
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		<title>Makes You Think Eh?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Importance of Walking</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&#8230;From Baz in Dronfield (UK)
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at £2000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he&#8217;s 97 years old and we don&#8217;t know where he is.
I like [...]<br/>
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		<title>Brains of Britain</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&#8230;From Baz in Dronfield (UK)
(I think we may have had this before &#8211; but it is still good&#8230;.Andy)
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for &#8216;cherrypickers&#8217; and &#8216;cheesemongers&#8217;?
Contestant: Homosexuals..
Jeremy Paxman: No. They&#8217;re regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you
BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
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