tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7789480880248417292012-02-10T22:16:24.657-08:00Funny jokes, SMS, shero-shayri, and pleasant story.Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.comBlogger71125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-38513431762448635792011-07-11T18:57:00.000-07:002011-07-11T18:57:53.228-07:002011-07-11T18:57:53.228-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xf63W6j0db4/Thup1pRrlFI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/4kx1Glrz9mY/s1600/bk.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xf63W6j0db4/Thup1pRrlFI/AAAAAAAAAgQ/4kx1Glrz9mY/s1600/bk.jpg" style="color: #e06666;" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>संता </b>(बंता से)- यार कल दस लोगों ने मुझे मिलकर पीटा! </span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>बंता </b>(संता से)- तुमने क्या किया? </span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>संता</b>- मैंने कहा- अबे हिम्मत है तो एक-एक करके आओ! </span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>बंता </b>- फिर? </span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>संता</b>- उन सबने एक-एक करके मुझे फिर पीटा..!!! </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-3851343176244863579?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JDu7R1pzaHBotUpXpzjtOzWnCik/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JDu7R1pzaHBotUpXpzjtOzWnCik/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JDu7R1pzaHBotUpXpzjtOzWnCik/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JDu7R1pzaHBotUpXpzjtOzWnCik/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/5k7XlOvBMAg" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2011/07/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-30265655509380409902011-06-25T09:39:00.000-07:002011-06-25T09:39:18.113-07:002011-06-25T09:39:18.113-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;">चिन्टुः जानते हो मेरे पापा बहुत डरपोक हैं<br /> पिन्टुः कैसे?</span><br /> <div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">चिन्टुः वो जब भी सड़क पार करते हैं, तो मेरी उंगली पकड़ लेते हैं .&nbsp; </span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /> </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-3026565550938040990?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pPCbcH4-DMkqmua1velbet0uvNM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pPCbcH4-DMkqmua1velbet0uvNM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pPCbcH4-DMkqmua1velbet0uvNM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pPCbcH4-DMkqmua1velbet0uvNM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/oUtJINCcSaw" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2011/06/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-66466210164592831662011-04-05T05:28:00.001-07:002011-04-05T05:30:45.277-07:002011-04-05T05:30:45.277-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://breakingnewsonline.net/images/stories/ricky-ponting.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://breakingnewsonline.net/images/stories/ricky-ponting.jpg" width="146" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">रिकी पोन्टिंग ने अपनी पत्नी से 1 कप चाय मांगी।<br /> उसकी पत्नी ने उसे 1 प्लेट चाय लाकर दिया।<br /> <span style="color: red;">पोन्टिग- </span>कप नहीं था कि प्लेट में चाय दे रही हो?<br /> <span style="color: red;">पत्नी-</span> कप लाये हो कि कप में चाय पियोगे?<br /> </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-6646621016459283166?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rAKNfLYaUmmjOVX2NXtg97Lu2p4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rAKNfLYaUmmjOVX2NXtg97Lu2p4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rAKNfLYaUmmjOVX2NXtg97Lu2p4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/rAKNfLYaUmmjOVX2NXtg97Lu2p4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/h-rQdaa7MI8" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2011/04/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-89521394155611346002011-03-27T17:50:00.000-07:002011-04-05T05:31:46.779-07:002011-04-05T05:31:46.779-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.vectorstock.com/assets/preview/109168/mouse-and-elephant-vector.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.vectorstock.com/assets/preview/109168/mouse-and-elephant-vector.jpg" width="304" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">दो चुहे सामने से आते हाथी को देख कर बात कर रहे थे।<br /> </span><br /> <div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">पहला चुहा</span>- यार, इस हाथी को लंगी लगाकर पटक दें क्या?</span></div><span style="font-size: large;"> <span style="color: red;">दूसरा चुहा</span>- नहीं यार छोड़ दे, गांव वाले सोचेगें कि अकेला देखकर पटक दिया।<br /> </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-8952139415561134600?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/phQSZS99wF9Zr1hBDchitQzb3aA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/phQSZS99wF9Zr1hBDchitQzb3aA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/phQSZS99wF9Zr1hBDchitQzb3aA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/phQSZS99wF9Zr1hBDchitQzb3aA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/eco_IndFzcM" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2011/03/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-87466434743820464272011-01-20T21:25:00.000-08:002011-01-20T21:25:37.212-08:002011-01-20T21:25:37.212-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: large;">जो सब देंगे वो हम नहीं देंगें।<br /> जब भी देंगें किसी से कम नहीं देंगे,<br /> अजमाना होगा अजमाकर देख लेना,<br /> हम आपके जीवन में ख़ुशी&nbsp; ही&nbsp; ख़ुशी देगें कभी गम नहीं देंगे।. </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-8746643474382046427?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZB30kuiGhuPYGrgkHETnq5_NKx4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZB30kuiGhuPYGrgkHETnq5_NKx4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZB30kuiGhuPYGrgkHETnq5_NKx4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZB30kuiGhuPYGrgkHETnq5_NKx4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/nUu4LBRnBHE" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2011/01/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-45473558205263867452010-11-18T20:16:00.001-08:002010-11-18T20:16:42.077-08:002010-11-18T20:16:42.077-08:00<div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">एक बार एक चोर ने अपनी मंगेतर को सोने का सेट दिया। </span></div><div> </div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> मंगेतर ने खुश होकर पूछा इस सेट की कीमत क्या है? </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> चोर ने जवाब दिया.. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> तीन साल कैद...!!! </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-4547355820526386745?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hlRVqNCbZawd3txty1CVAgQRnf8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hlRVqNCbZawd3txty1CVAgQRnf8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hlRVqNCbZawd3txty1CVAgQRnf8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hlRVqNCbZawd3txty1CVAgQRnf8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/RuYOjtoAbf4" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2010/11/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-8514929502918341282010-07-14T22:55:00.000-07:002010-07-14T22:55:48.316-07:002010-07-14T22:55:48.316-07:00<div style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>सोनु पुरानी एलबम मे अपनी पापा कि तस्वीर देखते हुए&nbsp;</b></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>मम्मी ये फोटो में आपके साथ इतना स्मार्ट कौन है? </b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>मम्मी- ये तुम्हारे पापा हैं।</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>सोनू - तो हम इस गंजे के साथ क्यों रहते हैं। </b></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-851492950291834128?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kVocPC0CCk1HdbQaBOUE1Cfxq40/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kVocPC0CCk1HdbQaBOUE1Cfxq40/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kVocPC0CCk1HdbQaBOUE1Cfxq40/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kVocPC0CCk1HdbQaBOUE1Cfxq40/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/GNQA4PRc69A" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2010/07/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-1151024483552399882010-02-02T15:45:00.000-08:002010-02-02T15:46:41.814-08:002010-02-02T15:46:41.814-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">प्रेमिका</span> </span>:<span style="font-style: italic;"> (premi se ) </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-family:courier new;" >pata hai meri maa tumhe bahut pasand karti hai </span>.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >Premi </span>: <span style="font-style: italic;">(premika se )</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);font-family:courier new;" ><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">chinta mat karo mai shadi sirf tumse hi karunga</span> .</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-5778143577940839620?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UTa6-rmO3H2mVxC19-wvK6p2owQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UTa6-rmO3H2mVxC19-wvK6p2owQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UTa6-rmO3H2mVxC19-wvK6p2owQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UTa6-rmO3H2mVxC19-wvK6p2owQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/VAkTUWDoS7M" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com2http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2009/11/premika-premi-se-pata-hai-meri-maa.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-30278284870879466802009-11-19T23:37:00.000-08:002009-11-28T05:25:16.510-08:002009-11-28T05:25:16.510-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">santa</span> - <span style="font-style: italic;">(banta se)</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Train ki patri par so rahe ho , tumhe dar nahi lagta ,train aa jayegi .</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 102, 51);">banta</span> -<span style="font-style: italic;"> (santa se)</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Mere uper se plane gujer gaya kutch huya hi nahi ,fhir train se kya hoga</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-3027828487087946680?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Vr9OmnhCMIr1bAqWotEgYbKY2VI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Vr9OmnhCMIr1bAqWotEgYbKY2VI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Vr9OmnhCMIr1bAqWotEgYbKY2VI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Vr9OmnhCMIr1bAqWotEgYbKY2VI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/yaouQ9PZW1I" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2009/11/santa-banta-se-train-ki-patri-par-so.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-6765093635712674592009-08-08T20:08:00.000-07:002009-08-08T20:18:05.722-07:002009-08-08T20:18:05.722-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ram teacher se : Mam mujhe english nahi aati</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Teacher : aisa karo tum "yes" se start karo. aaj kewal "yes" bolna.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Sweet wala Ram se: Mithai khaoge?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ram: yes</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Mota Ram se: Peetai Khaoge</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ram: Yes (Mota ne Ram ki pitai kar dee)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dusre din teacher se : mam ye aapne mujhe kya sikhla diya.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Teacher: achha aisa kar aaj se tum "NO" Bolna</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Sweet wala Ram se: Mithai khaoge</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Ram:NO</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Mota Ram se: Kal ki Pitai Yad hai</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Ram: No (Mota ne Ram ki phir pitai kar dee)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Tisre din teacher se : mam ye aapne mujhe kya sikhla diya.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Teacher: achha aisa kar aaj se tum "Good-Good" Bolna.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Sweet wala Ram se: Mithai khaoge?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Ram:Good</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Mota Ram se: Aaj meri ma mar gai</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Ram: good (Mota ne Ram ki phir pitai kar dee)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ram: mujhe ab english nahi sikhna...</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-676509363571267459?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Yz2wv1R6_rSio3VZFGY7PuCvmWU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Yz2wv1R6_rSio3VZFGY7PuCvmWU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Yz2wv1R6_rSio3VZFGY7PuCvmWU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Yz2wv1R6_rSio3VZFGY7PuCvmWU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/BI4dyAm2w00" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2009/08/mujhe-english-bolna-hai.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-85668478685654617142009-08-08T20:05:00.000-07:002009-08-08T20:06:43.905-07:002009-08-08T20:06:43.905-07:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0);font-family:comic sans ms,sans-serif;font-size:130%;" ><b>Interviewer :Let me check your word Power...<br />Sardaar :Ok Sir ....<br />Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good.<br />Sardar :hmmmm..... Bad<br />Interviewer : Come<br />Sardar : Go.<br />Interviewer : Ugly.<br />Sardar : Pichlli.<br />Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?<br />Sardar : UGLYYYYYYYYY..<br />Interviewer : Shut Up.<br />Sardar : Keep Talking.<br />Interviewer :ok now stop these all..<br />sardaar:ok now carry on this all<br />Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa<br />sardaar:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh<br />Interviewer :Areeee yaaar<br />sardaar: areeee dushmannnnnn<br />Interviewer : Get Out.<br />Sardar : Come In.<br />Interviewer : Oh my God.<br />Sardar : Oh my Devil.<br />Interviewer : U r Rejected.<br />sardaar: I m selected...<br />I M SELECTED???REALLY??BALLE BALLE </b></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-8566847868565461714?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_3Lol9-GcA0wAycBKOKHlLXVCVY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_3Lol9-GcA0wAycBKOKHlLXVCVY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_3Lol9-GcA0wAycBKOKHlLXVCVY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_3Lol9-GcA0wAycBKOKHlLXVCVY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/gT9iCuliGyM" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2009/08/sardarjis-interview.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-9150547963993604612009-08-06T23:20:00.000-07:002009-08-08T20:08:36.872-07:002009-08-08T20:08:36.872-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fipEiWkjbCA/SnvJrKB9LuI/AAAAAAAAAbs/eOYoWJGbHFw/s1600-h/lionking0008.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 102px; height: 116px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fipEiWkjbCA/SnvJrKB9LuI/AAAAAAAAAbs/eOYoWJGbHFw/s320/lionking0008.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367105124206194402" border="0" /></a><br /><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span>पठान</span> <span>को</span> <span>उसके</span> <span>दोस्त</span> <span>ने</span> <span>खाने</span> <span>पर</span> <span>बुलाया।</span></span> </p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"> <span style="font-size:130%;"><span>पठान</span> <span>जब</span> <span>दोस्त</span> <span>के</span> <span>घर</span> <span>आया</span> <span>तो</span> <span>घर</span> <span>पर</span> <span>ताला</span> <span>लगा</span> <span>था</span>, <span>और</span> <span>लिखा</span> <span>था</span> <span>मैंने</span> <span>तुमको</span> <span>बेवकूफ</span> <span>बनाया।</span></span> </p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"> <span style="font-size:130%;"><span>पठान</span> <span>ने</span> <span>होशियारी</span> <span>दिखायी</span> <span>और</span> <span>नीचे</span> <span>लिख</span> <span>दिया</span>, <span>मैं</span> <span>तो</span> <span>आया</span> <span>ही</span> <span>नही</span> <span>था।</span></span> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-915054796399360461?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MsIxxlDKk3WhhNJxsT8hm_YlatI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MsIxxlDKk3WhhNJxsT8hm_YlatI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MsIxxlDKk3WhhNJxsT8hm_YlatI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MsIxxlDKk3WhhNJxsT8hm_YlatI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/EFVb_d6jqRk" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2009/08/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-2192483283603888152009-07-22T10:56:00.000-07:002009-07-22T11:05:28.491-07:002009-07-22T11:05:28.491-07:00थानेदार: कुछ देर मे आपको <span>फांसी</span> दी जायेगी. आपकी कोई आखरी ख्वहिश<br />योगगुरु: मुझे शीषासान मे फांसी देना यानी सर नीचे और टांगे ऊपर करके।<br /><br />thanedar: kuch der me aapko phanshi dee jayegee. aapki koi akhari khowaish<br />yogguru: mujhe shirshsan me phansi dena yani sir niche aur tange upar karke<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-219248328360388815?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KFCu3uhA_2-X6NQYph_8rlvlAbE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KFCu3uhA_2-X6NQYph_8rlvlAbE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KFCu3uhA_2-X6NQYph_8rlvlAbE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KFCu3uhA_2-X6NQYph_8rlvlAbE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/1NYhPEbTVVk" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com1http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2009/07/koi-akhari-khowaish.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-48182151655921504062009-03-14T02:33:00.000-07:002009-08-06T23:36:04.278-07:002009-08-06T23:36:04.278-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fipEiWkjbCA/SnvLIFLIsHI/AAAAAAAAAb8/r00Cv1tyKMg/s1600-h/donkey.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 145px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fipEiWkjbCA/SnvLIFLIsHI/AAAAAAAAAb8/r00Cv1tyKMg/s320/donkey.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367106720630354034" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">इक</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">गधा</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">दुसरे</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">गधा</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">से</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">:</span> <span>यार</span> <span>मेरा</span> <span>मालिक</span> <span>मुझे</span> <span>बहुत</span> <span>मरता</span> <span>है</span>।<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">दूसरा</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">गधा</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">:</span> <span>तो</span> <span>तू</span> <span>भाग</span> <span>क्यों</span> <span>नही</span> <span>जाता</span>?<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">पहेला</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">गधा</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> : </span><span>भाग</span> <span>तो</span> <span>जाता</span> <span>पर</span> <span>यहाँ</span> <span>भविष्य</span> <span>बड़ा</span> <span>उज्जवल</span> <span>है</span>। <span>मालिक</span> <span>के</span> <span>खुबसूरत</span> <span>बेटी</span> <span>जब</span> <span>शरारत</span> <span>करती</span> <span>है</span> <span>तो</span> <span>मालिक</span> <span>कहता</span> <span>है</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">.. "</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">तेरी</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">शादी</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">गधे</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">से</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">कर</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">दूंगा</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">......." </span><br /><span>बस</span> <span>इसी</span> <span>उम्मीद</span> <span>में</span> <span>बैठा</span> <span>हूँ</span>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-4818215165592150406?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gWZ5BWYHaDorSPStVQYhOl8cda4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gWZ5BWYHaDorSPStVQYhOl8cda4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gWZ5BWYHaDorSPStVQYhOl8cda4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gWZ5BWYHaDorSPStVQYhOl8cda4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/dmz6G3CQu5c" height="1" width="1"/>Fransichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05507905654588747204noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2009/03/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-46685365341422988492009-03-02T01:30:00.000-08:002009-03-02T01:34:10.225-08:002009-03-02T01:34:10.225-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Teacher to Student: Shaym chupchap jakar shanti ke sath baith jao...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;">Shayam: Sir Aaj shanti nahi aai hai. Mamta ke sath baith jaoo?</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-4668536534142298849?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DuZ8uem2PEm4q-un_tfpRdigpQg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DuZ8uem2PEm4q-un_tfpRdigpQg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DuZ8uem2PEm4q-un_tfpRdigpQg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/DuZ8uem2PEm4q-un_tfpRdigpQg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/Q9ieUmt0Q_o" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com1http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2009/03/teacher-to-student-shaym-chupchap-jakar.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-78139400727228539092009-02-18T23:54:00.001-08:002009-02-18T23:55:29.227-08:002009-02-18T23:55:29.227-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span>अभी </span><span>ख़बर</span> <span>दिल्ली</span> <span>से</span> <span>आई</span><br /><span>मक्खी</span> <span>रानी</span> <span>उसको</span> <span>लाई</span><span>।<br /><br /></span><span>टिड्डे</span> <span>ने</span> <span>हाथी</span> <span>को</span> <span>मारा</span>,<br /><span>हाथी</span> <span>क्या</span> <span>करता</span> <span><span>बेचारा<br /></span></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0csl5eyBQb8/SYqmG3GyrOI/AAAAAAAAAGI/yx-bCWkICMc/s1600-h/ele.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 137px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0csl5eyBQb8/SYqmG3GyrOI/AAAAAAAAAGI/yx-bCWkICMc/s200/ele.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299230548356672738" border="0" /></a><br /></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span>घुस</span> <span>बैठा</span> <span>मटके</span> <span>के</span> <span>अन्दर</span>,<br /><span>मटके</span> <span>में</span> <span>थे</span> <span>ढाई</span> <span>बन्दर</span><span>।<br /><br /></span><span>उन्हें</span> <span>देखकर</span> <span>हाथी</span> <span>रोया</span><br /><span>रोते</span> <span>रोते</span> <span>ही</span> <span>वह</span> <span><span>सोया<br /><br /></span></span><span>रुकी</span> <span>न</span> <span>पर</span> <span>आंसू</span> <span>की</span> <span>धारा</span>,<br /><span>मटका</span> <span>बना</span> <span>समंदर</span> <span>खारा</span><span>।<br /><br /></span><span>लगे</span> <span>डूबने</span> <span>हाथी</span> <span>बन्दर</span>,<br /><span>फँस</span> <span>गए</span> <span>थे</span> <span>उसके</span> <span>अंदर</span><span>।<br /><br /></span><span>उनको</span> <span>सुनकर</span> <span>आया</span> <span>मछर</span>,<br /><span>लात</span> <span>जमाई</span> <span>उसने</span> <span>कसकर</span><span>।<br /><br /></span><span>मटका</span> <span>फुटा</span> <span>बहा</span> <span>समंदर</span>,<br /><span>निकल</span> <span>पड़े</span> <span>सब</span> <span>हाथी</span> <span>बन्दर</span>।<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-3892260401049835136?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QcRTUfJcn57ecHzfD58lpsYt0SU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QcRTUfJcn57ecHzfD58lpsYt0SU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QcRTUfJcn57ecHzfD58lpsYt0SU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/QcRTUfJcn57ecHzfD58lpsYt0SU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/nYp2RKNJ824" height="1" width="1"/>Fransichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05507905654588747204noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2009/02/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-10855119408362290682009-01-23T22:59:00.000-08:002009-01-23T23:00:24.150-08:002009-01-23T23:00:24.150-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span>हम</span> <span>जिस्म</span> <span>मे</span> <span>तो</span> <span>क्या</span> <span>रूह</span> <span>मे</span> <span>भी</span> <span>समा</span> <span>जाते</span><br /><span>तुने</span> <span>चाहा</span> <span>ही</span> <span>नहीं</span> <span>चाहने</span> <span>वालों</span> <span>की</span> <span>तरह।</span><br /><br />Hum jism me to kya rooh me bhi shama jate<br />tune chaha hi nahi chahne walon ki traha</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-1085511940836229068?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Imv4owoXDX939dgppVX8-p-Xd5Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Imv4owoXDX939dgppVX8-p-Xd5Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Imv4owoXDX939dgppVX8-p-Xd5Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Imv4owoXDX939dgppVX8-p-Xd5Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/vXgqP1zjw-I" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com1http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2009/01/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-23435525459229768272009-01-23T21:56:00.000-08:002009-01-23T22:50:31.303-08:002009-01-23T22:50:31.303-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.happilyeverafter.co.za/resources/cartoon%20couple%20rotated.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 401px; height: 375px;" src="http://www.happilyeverafter.co.za/resources/cartoon%20couple%20rotated.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Marriage is an institution. You know, it's a commitment. And you don't get to leave an institution, especially once you're committed.<br /><br />Wat say guys?????<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-5780885430526268979?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/07k2Rk4kAvkXB9n2YRvmdJ2QxJc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/07k2Rk4kAvkXB9n2YRvmdJ2QxJc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/07k2Rk4kAvkXB9n2YRvmdJ2QxJc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/07k2Rk4kAvkXB9n2YRvmdJ2QxJc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/1s6gncYEokw" height="1" width="1"/>Mamta Sharmanoreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2009/01/marriage-is-institution.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-29670969116001429902009-01-23T03:32:00.000-08:002009-01-23T23:12:15.336-08:002009-01-23T23:12:15.336-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span>पती</span> <span>पत्नी</span> <span>से</span> - <span>आज</span> <span>तुमहें</span> <span>सब्जी</span> <span>दुगुनी</span> <span>बनाने</span> <span>चाहिए</span> <span>थी</span> !<br /><br /><span>पत्नी</span>- <span>क्यूं</span> <span>जी</span> <span>आज</span> <span>सब्जी</span> <span>इतनी</span> <span>अच्छी</span> <span>बनी</span> <span>है</span> <span>क्या</span> ?<br /><br /><span>पती</span> - <span>नही</span> <span>तुमने</span> <span>जो</span> <span>सब्जी</span> <span>मे</span> <span>नमक</span> <span>डाली</span> <span>है</span> <span>उसका</span> <span>हिसाब</span> <span>से</span> <span>बता</span> <span>रहा</span> <span>हूँ</span>। </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-8005354237044847562?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZMRBlzz6ZJj9Uqbtyio9q27UbZ4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZMRBlzz6ZJj9Uqbtyio9q27UbZ4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZMRBlzz6ZJj9Uqbtyio9q27UbZ4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZMRBlzz6ZJj9Uqbtyio9q27UbZ4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/kwLtjaANWF8" height="1" width="1"/>Luckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15470382132776923603noreply@blogger.com2http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2008/11/blog-post_10.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-76627430691533864562008-11-09T01:32:00.000-08:002009-01-23T20:08:03.483-08:002009-01-23T20:08:03.483-08:00<span class="lf oh"><span style="font-size:130%;">रामू : <span>एक</span> <span>खेत</span> <span>को</span> 6 <span>मजदुर</span> <span>२</span> <span>दिन</span> <span>में</span> <span>जोतते</span> <span>है</span> <span>।</span> <span>३</span> <span>मजदुर</span> <span>कितने</span> <span>दिन</span> <span>में</span> <span>जोतेंगे</span> ?<br /><br />हरिया - <span>तुम</span> <span>पागल</span> <span>हो</span> <span>क्या</span>, <span>जूते</span> <span>हुए</span> <span>खेत</span> <span>को</span> <span>फिर</span> <span>क्यों</span> <span>जोते</span> ?</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-7662743069153386456?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i2AnqWqjU1uxzoWfx9aDAJkulzI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i2AnqWqjU1uxzoWfx9aDAJkulzI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i2AnqWqjU1uxzoWfx9aDAJkulzI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/i2AnqWqjU1uxzoWfx9aDAJkulzI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/aU9ySjB3iQU" height="1" width="1"/>!!hahaha!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/08419408786371622219noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2008/11/blog-post_09.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-778948088024841729.post-91828229474812627202008-11-07T18:02:00.000-08:002009-01-23T20:08:39.971-08:002009-01-23T20:08:39.971-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span>कटोरे</span> <span>पे</span> <span>कटोरा</span> !<br /><span>बेटा</span> <span>बाप</span> <span>से</span> <span>भी</span> <span>गोरा !!<br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/778948088024841729-9182822947481262720?l=khaniyan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AxDjFICcoaGBjg_DCwhj4yf9k04/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AxDjFICcoaGBjg_DCwhj4yf9k04/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AxDjFICcoaGBjg_DCwhj4yf9k04/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AxDjFICcoaGBjg_DCwhj4yf9k04/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/JokesAreTheBestMedicine/~4/68vGaiHYXQw" height="1" width="1"/>!!hahaha!!http://www.blogger.com/profile/08419408786371622219noreply@blogger.com0http://khaniyan.blogspot.com/2008/11/blog-post_1917.html