A bloke walks into a bar and orders 10 double whiskeys and downs them in one.

Barman: What’s up?

Bloke: My youngest son just told me he’s gay.

Next day he goes in and orders 15 double whiskeys.

Barman: What’s up now?

Bloke: Just found out my oldest son is gay!

Next day he goes in and orders 20 double whiskeys.

Barman: Fuck me! Does no one in your family like pussies?

Bloke: Yes – my wife!

Two friends, that haven’t seen each other for a long time, meet in the street.

First Friend: So, what about family life? Is everything OK ?
Second Friend: Everything is fine!
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First Friend: Wife? Kids?
Second Friend: Ive told you – everything is fine: No wife, No kids.

Teacher: Sunny, you talk a lot !

Sunny: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?
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Sunny: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sunny: She’s a woman.

Hunters and Women.

Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers?

1.  Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles.

2.  Hunters always …… shoot twice.

3.  Hunters love to …… eat what they shoot.

Here are some Funny Quotes:

1. Love is blind, Marriage opens eyes !

2. God give me strength to remain patient, right now.

3. Love animals, they are tasty.

4. Save water , Drink Bear.

5. Money is not everything , Credit cards are also there.

When a man holds a Woman’s hand
before marriage, it is LOVE.

And

After marriage it is Self-Defense.

Why do men like love at first sight?
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It saves them a lot of time.

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER:

Dear Marie,

Today is Good Day. You are Anmol for me. But you have Crack jacked my Heart. Because I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position.

Yours

Mr Twist

Girlfriend:  You are sure that you love me only ?

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Boyfriend:  Yes dear, i have checked my whole list.

Two blonde women are talking..

First Blonde: You know, yesterday, I cheated on my husband.

Second Blonde: Did you do it for money or for love?

First Blonde: For love of course, because you know $300 is not really money anymore.