A woman puts on a dress two sizes smaller than her large frame and thinking that she looked good she turned to her brother and asked, ” How do I look in this dress?”

He said, “Not too bad.”

Smiling ever so sweetly, she then started to prance. Realizing his mistake, the brother then said, ” I said you don’t look TOO bad, that doesn’t mean that you don’t still look bad.”

A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, “Is he fed breast or on the bottle?”

“Oh … he is breast fed!”, replied the woman.

“Well then, strip down to your waist,” orders the doctor.

She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examining table. The doctor starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.

The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says:  “No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don’t have any milk!”

The woman with a wry grin on her face responds: “Well of course I don’t.” “I’m his aunt – but I’m sure glad I brought him in!”

A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different.

Her husband said, ” You’re asking the wrong person, I saw you before you put it on.

At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.”

Why?

“You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you”

A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm.

The bartender asks: “where did you get the cow?”

The fat lady says “its not a cow its a pig”.

And the bartender said, ” I was talking to the pig”

Remove Blackheads keep the face clean.
Steam it and scrub little with soap and water then apply an oatmeal paste.

Looks Matters.

Dad : When I beat you how do you control your anger ?
Son : I start cleaning the toilet.

Dad : How does that satisfy you?
Son : I clean with your toothbrush.

How do women define a 50/50 relationship?

We cook. They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.

Banta : Whats your Favorite Flower?
Santa : Lotus

Banta : I clean My Seat With that.
Santa : Chameli.

Banta : I clean My seat with that.
Santa : Cactus … Le ab kar le Saaf.

Press down 2 see my heart.

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Look.

How clean is my heart.

Just like your Brain !