MobilE JokeS

Beaware of girls

2012-10-17T22:12:00.001+05:30

Beaware of girls ...

When you are with girlfriend ...
HOTEL BILL

When girlfriend is away from you ...
PHONE BILL

WHEN separated from girlfriend ...
BAR BILL

--Hindi--
Ladki Saath Ho To
HOTEL BILL

Ladki Dur Ho To
PHONE BILL

Aur

Ladki Humesha K Liye Dur Ho Jaye To
BAR BILL

Is Liye Ladkiyo Se Bach K Rehna Boys.

What is the difference

2012-10-17T22:12:00.000+05:30

What is the difference between Loafer and Offer

Simple...

When boy say "I Love You" to an unknown girl then he is a LOAFER.

When a girl say "I Love You" to an unknown Boy then it's an OFFER.

-- Hindi --
Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai.?

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Student- Simple Mam..

Ladka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer

Aur

Ladki 'I Love U' Bole To Offer

Can sit in a bus

2012-10-17T22:11:00.000+05:30

48+2 can sit in a Bus

5+1 can sit in a CAR

3+1 can sit in a AUTO

1+1 Can sit in a BIKE

Only 1 can sit in a

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TOI'LET
what an idea.

Chicken biryani

2012-09-19T09:46:00.001+05:30

Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?

Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?

Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry..!!

Chhota bhai

2012-09-19T09:46:00.000+05:30

Santa Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe:

"Ye Meri Pehli Date Hai Darling"
Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To
Chota Bhai Samaj Ker Maaf Ker Dena.

Teacher: wo kaun thi..

2012-03-05T11:29:00.003+05:30

Teacher : wo kaun hai jo aasman me udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai?
santa kuch der sochne k baad
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Air Hostess !

A person who ...

2012-03-05T11:29:00.001+05:30

A person who understands you very well will never leave you alone at any situation. They will just disturb you always to be in touch with you...

Hypnotise karna..

2012-01-09T18:43:00.001+05:30

Pati-Hypnotise Karna Kya Hota Hai..?

Patni-Kisi Ko Apney Control Me Kar K Kaam Karwana

Pati-Chal Jhoothi kahi ki,, Usko Toh Shaadi Kehte h

Abhi jinda hai

2012-01-09T18:42:00.000+05:30

2Dost Salo Baad Mile
Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Hai
Sonu-Kaisi Hai Teri Biwi
Monu-Swarg Ki Apsra Hai Aur Teri
Sonu-Meri To Abhi Jinda H

Kutta liya

2012-01-09T18:41:00.000+05:30

1 Kavi sammelan me 1 kavi ne arz kiya-
Meri ma ne kutta liya..
Meri ma ne kutta liya

Tabi 1 kavi bola-
..aur bhonkne k liye yaha bhej diya

Present

2012-01-09T18:38:00.002+05:30

The past has already happened, The future is what's yet to come,
but everyday will always be a gift. That is why it is called the "present."

Fact about google

2012-01-09T18:38:00.001+05:30

FACT OF GOOGLE
50% of the people use it well as a search engine
the other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not.

Santa aaram se baitha tha...

2011-12-11T09:33:00.001+05:30

SANTA Aaram_Se Baitha Tha.
BANTA-Kam Karo,
SANTA-Mai Garmi Me Kaam Nahi Karta Hu,
BANTA-Aur Sardi Me?
SANTA-Garmi Aane Ka Intezaar Karta Hu.

Bago me ..

2011-11-29T08:06:00.005+05:30

Bago me phool khilte Rahenge,

Raat me diye jalte hi Rahenge,

Dua he RAB"se aap khush Rahe hamesha

Baki
'Jeena-Haraam'
to
hum karte hi Rahenge.

What is d difference...

2011-11-29T08:06:00.003+05:30

What is d Difference Between Luv Marriage and an Arranged Marriage?

D 1st one is a Perfect Suicide &

The Next One is an Arranged Murder!

Sadhu- Kuch daan karo beta.

2011-11-29T08:06:00.001+05:30

Sadhu-Kuch daan kro beta.
Santa-Ye lo Rs5
Sadhu-Bolo beta kya chahiye?
Santa-Mere Rs5 wapis dedo.
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Every sunset gives..

2011-11-29T08:05:00.004+05:30

Every sunset gives us one day less to live,
but every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope!

So, get up & hope for the best

Good Morning

This message is just to remind you...

2011-11-29T08:05:00.003+05:30

This message is just to remind you of our friendship...
&
thanking you for being my friend...

"Kyunki Har Ek Friend Zaruri Hota hai.." :-):-]:-) gm

What's the diff between..

2011-11-29T08:05:00.001+05:30

What's the diff between us and Camels..??

They can work without drinking for 7 days...

We can drink without working for 7 days!
Cheers

Maine apni life...

2011-11-08T14:18:00.003+05:30

Maine apni life mein bahut dhoke khaye hai.

for eg.

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Apple,,, chiku,,, sabzi,,, etc etc..
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sab dhoke hi khaye hai...

Aur aapne?...

Srk and his son

2011-11-08T14:18:00.001+05:30

Srk and his son Aryan went 4 movie Ra.one 1st day 1st show... ...after half and hour.

Aryan:Papa ghar chalo na Colors
pe Dabangg Aane wali hai :P

Which country

2011-11-04T00:04:00.005+05:30

Which country in the world has largest english speaking people?
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Ans-
Daytime- USA
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LATE EVENING,
After 3 pegs- INDIA....! :D

Santa ladki dekhne gaya

2011-11-04T00:04:00.003+05:30

Santa ladki dekhne gaya.

Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho?

Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi.

Kamine bataya b nahi

2011-11-04T00:04:00.001+05:30

Kamine bataya b nhi
Anyways congrats dude
Heard u got selected as d 1st male model4whisper advertisement
sahi hs.. Why should gals have all d fun.

Its a fact...

2011-11-04T00:03:00.007+05:30

Its a fact
wen i m happy, i wnt 2 reach d person
i lov most..
Bt wen i m sad , i wnt 2 reach d persn who luvs me d most.