Jokes From Kids @ MPPL tag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-534080 2012-01-23T09:15:24-06:00 Jokes submitted via the kids page on the Mount Prospect Public Library website. TypePad <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2012/01/what-is-black-and-white-and-pink-all-overan-embarrassing-zebrathanks-to-tracy-for-the-joke.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2012/01/what-is-black-and-white-and-pink-all-overan-embarrassing-zebrathanks-to-tracy-for-the-joke.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0168e5f50728970c</id> <published>2012-01-23T09:15:24-06:00</published> <updated>2012-01-23T09:15:24-06:00</updated> <summary>what is black and white and pink all over? an embarrassing zebra! Thanks to Tracy for the joke!</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>what is black and white and pink all over?<br /><br />an embarrassing zebra!<br /><br />Thanks to Tracy for the joke!</p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2012/01/why-is-alabama-the-smartest-statebecause-it-has-4-as-and-1-b.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2012/01/why-is-alabama-the-smartest-statebecause-it-has-4-as-and-1-b.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0162ff56bb7a970d</id> <published>2012-01-10T08:38:37-06:00</published> <updated>2012-01-10T08:38:37-06:00</updated> <summary>Why Is Alabama The Smartest State? Because it has 4 A's and 1 B</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Why Is Alabama The Smartest State?<br /><br />Because it has 4 A's and 1 B</p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2012/01/what-did-the-traffic-light-say-to-the-cardont-look-im-changingthanks-to-rhea-for-the-joke.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2012/01/what-did-the-traffic-light-say-to-the-cardont-look-im-changingthanks-to-rhea-for-the-joke.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0167603d5244970b</id> <published>2012-01-09T08:44:47-06:00</published> <updated>2012-01-09T08:44:47-06:00</updated> <summary>What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look! I'm changing! Thanks to Rhea for the joke!</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>What did the traffic light say to the car?<br /><br />Don't look! <br />I'm changing!<br /><br />Thanks to Rhea for the joke!</p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2012/01/what-did-the-hot-dog-say-to-the-other-hotdog-while-they-were-in-a-raceketchupthanks-to-tracy-for-the-joke.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2012/01/what-did-the-hot-dog-say-to-the-other-hotdog-while-they-were-in-a-raceketchupthanks-to-tracy-for-the-joke.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0168e4ed930d970c</id> <published>2012-01-03T17:23:41-06:00</published> <updated>2012-01-03T17:23:41-06:00</updated> <summary>What did the hot dog say to the other hotdog while they were in a race? Ketchup! Thanks to Tracy for the joke!</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>What did the hot dog say to the other hotdog while they were in a race?<br /><br />Ketchup!<br /><br />Thanks to Tracy for the joke!</p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2012/01/why-did-the-orange-stop-the-racebecause-he-ran-out-of-juicethanks-to-yo-mama-for-the-joke.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2012/01/why-did-the-orange-stop-the-racebecause-he-ran-out-of-juicethanks-to-yo-mama-for-the-joke.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef01675febff36970b</id> <published>2012-01-03T16:54:49-06:00</published> <updated>2012-01-03T16:54:49-06:00</updated> <summary>Why did the orange stop the race? Because, he ran out of juice... Thanks to Yo Mama for the joke!</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Why did the orange stop the race?<br />Because, he ran out of juice...<br /><br />Thanks to Yo Mama for the joke! </p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2012/01/what-did-the-car-say-to-the-roadthe-road-is-rocky-all-i-want-is-rocky-road-the-road-taste-badthanks-to-sheryl-anne-for-t.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2012/01/what-did-the-car-say-to-the-roadthe-road-is-rocky-all-i-want-is-rocky-road-the-road-taste-badthanks-to-sheryl-anne-for-t.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0162fef2366a970d</id> <published>2012-01-03T09:18:13-06:00</published> <updated>2012-01-03T09:18:13-06:00</updated> <summary>what did the car say to the road? The road is rocky! All I want is Rocky road ! The road taste bad! Thanks to Sheryl-anne for the joke!</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>what did the car say to the road?<br /><br />The road is rocky!    All I want is Rocky road !   The road taste bad!<br /><br />Thanks to Sheryl-anne for the joke!</p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2011/12/hahafrom-isabella.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2011/12/hahafrom-isabella.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0168e4c110e3970c</id> <published>2011-12-31T14:04:33-06:00</published> <updated>2011-12-31T14:04:33-06:00</updated> <summary>haha from Isabella</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>haha<br /><br />from Isabella</p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2011/12/why-is-the-water-blue.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2011/12/why-is-the-water-blue.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0162fec6ecaa970d</id> <published>2011-12-31T10:50:54-06:00</published> <updated>2011-12-31T10:50:54-06:00</updated> <summary>why is the water blue</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>why is the water blue</p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2011/12/what-did-the-farmer-say-to-the-cow-cown-you-come-milk-me-thanks-to-frank-for-the-joke.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2011/12/what-did-the-farmer-say-to-the-cow-cown-you-come-milk-me-thanks-to-frank-for-the-joke.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0168e4bc50aa970c</id> <published>2011-12-31T10:04:43-06:00</published> <updated>2011-12-31T10:04:43-06:00</updated> <summary>What did the farmer say to the cow ? cown you come milk me Thanks to frank for the joke!</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>What did the  farmer say to the cow ?                                                </p> <p>cown you come milk me</p> <p>Thanks to frank for the joke!</p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2011/12/guess-what-chicken-butt.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2011/12/guess-what-chicken-butt.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0168e4bc39c7970c</id> <published>2011-12-31T09:59:18-06:00</published> <updated>2011-12-31T09:59:18-06:00</updated> <summary>guess what ? CHICKEN BUTT!</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>guess what ?                   CHICKEN   BUTT!</p></div> </content> </entry> </feed><!-- ph=1 -->