Jokes From Kids @ MPPL tag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-534080 2009-11-09T09:02:52-06:00 Jokes submitted via the kids page on the Mount Prospect Public Library website. TypePad <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/11/knock-knock-whos-therebuybuy-who-buy-one-get-one-freethanks-to-emily-for-the-joke.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/11/knock-knock-whos-therebuybuy-who-buy-one-get-one-freethanks-to-emily-for-the-joke.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0120a665fe20970b</id> <published>2009-11-09T09:02:52-06:00</published> <updated>2009-11-09T09:02:52-06:00</updated> <summary>knock knock whos there buy buy who buy one get one free Thanks to Emily for the joke!</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><font>knock knock <br />whos there<br />buy<br />buy who <br />buy one get one free<br /><br />Thanks to Emily for the joke!<br /></font></p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/11/hanna-knock-knockperson-whos-therehanna-yahoo-the---internetperson-yahoo-the-internet-whohanna-when-you-get-excited-jump.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/11/hanna-knock-knockperson-whos-therehanna-yahoo-the---internetperson-yahoo-the-internet-whohanna-when-you-get-excited-jump.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0120a665fd61970b</id> <published>2009-11-09T09:02:14-06:00</published> <updated>2009-11-09T09:02:14-06:00</updated> <summary>Hanna: Knock Knock Person: Who's there Hanna: Yahoo the internet Person: Yahoo the internet who Hanna: When you get excited jump up and say Yahoo! Or go online to Yahoo. Person: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Thanks...</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><font>Hanna: Knock Knock<br />Person: Who's there<br />Hanna: Yahoo the internet<br />Person: Yahoo the internet who<br />Hanna: When you get excited jump up and say Yahoo! Or go online to Yahoo.<br />Person: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!<br /><br />Thanks to Hana for the joke!<br /></font></p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/11/how-does-mrkrabs-start-every-bed-time-storyonce-upon-a-dimethanks-to-michael-for-the-joke.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/11/how-does-mrkrabs-start-every-bed-time-storyonce-upon-a-dimethanks-to-michael-for-the-joke.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef01287566c6c0970c</id> <published>2009-11-09T09:01:45-06:00</published> <updated>2009-11-09T09:01:45-06:00</updated> <summary>How does Mr.Krabs start every bed time story? Once upon a dime Thanks to Michael for the joke!</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><font>How does Mr.Krabs start every bed time story?<br />Once upon a dime<br /><br />Thanks to Michael for the joke!<br /></font></p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/11/where-does-a-dentist-go-on-vacation-joke-from-renee-but-whats-the-answer-please-write-back-and-tell-us.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/11/where-does-a-dentist-go-on-vacation-joke-from-renee-but-whats-the-answer-please-write-back-and-tell-us.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0120a665fcab970b</id> <published>2009-11-09T09:01:13-06:00</published> <updated>2009-11-09T09:01:13-06:00</updated> <summary>Where does a dentist go on vacation? Joke from Renee (But what's the answer? please write back and tell us!).</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><font>Where does a dentist go on vacation? <br /><br />Joke from Renee <em>(But what's the answer?  please write back and tell us!)</em>.<br /></font></p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/11/what-is-a-muskitoa-muskie-and-a-miskito-mixed-togetherthanks-to-madison-for-the-joke.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/11/what-is-a-muskitoa-muskie-and-a-miskito-mixed-togetherthanks-to-madison-for-the-joke.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef01287566c525970c</id> <published>2009-11-09T08:59:22-06:00</published> <updated>2009-11-09T08:59:22-06:00</updated> <summary>what is a muskito? a muskie and a miskito mixed together Thanks to Madison for the joke!</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><font>what is a muskito?<br />a muskie and a miskito mixed together<br /><br />Thanks to Madison for the joke!<br /></font></p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/10/y-is-6-afrad-of-7-789thanks-to-hannah-for-the-joke.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/10/y-is-6-afrad-of-7-789thanks-to-hannah-for-the-joke.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0120a6790ab6970c</id> <published>2009-10-26T16:35:04-05:00</published> <updated>2009-10-26T16:35:04-05:00</updated> <summary>Y is 6 afrad of 7 ? (789) Thanks to Hannah for the joke!</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><font>Y is 6 afrad of 7 ?<br />(789)<br /><br />Thanks to Hannah for the joke!<br /></font></p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/10/jon-excuse-me-kind-sir-do-you-have-the-timelenny-no-but-i-do-have-a---research-paper-due-in-one-week-yikesjon-silly-l.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/10/jon-excuse-me-kind-sir-do-you-have-the-timelenny-no-but-i-do-have-a---research-paper-due-in-one-week-yikesjon-silly-l.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0120a621a038970b</id> <published>2009-10-26T16:34:19-05:00</published> <updated>2009-10-26T16:34:19-05:00</updated> <summary>Jon: Excuse me kind sir, do you have the time? Lenny: No, but I do have a research paper due in one week! Yikes! Jon: Silly Lenny! Thanks to Eddie for the joke!</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><font>Jon: Excuse me kind sir, do you have the time?<br />Lenny: No, but I do have a research paper due in one week! Yikes!<br />Jon: Silly Lenny!<br /><br />Thanks to Eddie for the joke!<br /></font></p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/10/a-girl-walked-into-a-resterant-and-she-ordered-the-pasta-when-the-waiter---brought-her-her-pasta-he-terned-around-for-a-min.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/10/a-girl-walked-into-a-resterant-and-she-ordered-the-pasta-when-the-waiter---brought-her-her-pasta-he-terned-around-for-a-min.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0120a6219fd6970b</id> <published>2009-10-26T16:33:41-05:00</published> <updated>2009-10-26T16:33:47-05:00</updated> <summary>A girl walked into a resterant and she ordered the pasta. When the waiter brought her her pasta, he terned around for a minute and then he heard some laughing. when he lookd back, the girl had her bowl of...</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><font>A girl walked into a resterant and she ordered the pasta. When the waiter brought her her pasta, he terned around for a minute and then he heard some laughing. when he lookd back, the girl had her bowl of pasta on her head, and she waved her hands in the air and screamed, "look ma, no hands!"<br /><br />Thanks to Eddie for the joke!<br /></font></p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/10/in-india-we-call-milk-dude-so-what-did-the-cookie-say-to-the-milkhey-dudethanks-to-alapi-for-the-joke.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/10/in-india-we-call-milk-dude-so-what-did-the-cookie-say-to-the-milkhey-dudethanks-to-alapi-for-the-joke.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0120a6790953970c</id> <published>2009-10-26T16:32:35-05:00</published> <updated>2009-10-26T16:32:35-05:00</updated> <summary>in india we call milk dude so what did the cookie say to the milk? hey dude Thanks to Alapi for the joke!</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><font>in india we call milk dude so what did the cookie say to the milk?<br />hey dude<br />Thanks to Alapi for the joke!<br /></font></p></div> </content> </entry> <entry> <title /> <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/10/knock-knockwhos-there-bananna-bananna-whoknock---knockwhos-there-banannabananna-whoknock-knockwhos---therebanannabanan.html" /> <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/2009/10/knock-knockwhos-there-bananna-bananna-whoknock---knockwhos-there-banannabananna-whoknock-knockwhos---therebanannabanan.html" /> <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341df63153ef0120a5f6cecb970b</id> <published>2009-10-19T14:43:02-05:00</published> <updated>2009-10-19T14:43:02-05:00</updated> <summary>knock knock! who's there? bananna bananna who? knock knock! who's there bananna bananna who? knock knock! who's there? bananna bananna who? knock knock! who's there? orange orange who? orange (aren't) you glad i didn't say bananna? Thanks to Neringa for...</summary> <author> <name>Youth Services</name> </author> <content type="xhtml" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://mppl.typepad.com/jokes/"> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><font>knock knock!<br />who's there? <br />bananna  <br /> bananna who?<br />knock knock!<br />who's there <br />bananna<br />bananna who?<br />knock knock!<br />who's there?<br />bananna<br />bananna who?<br />knock knock!<br />who's there? <br />orange<br />orange who?<br />orange (aren't) you glad i didn't say bananna?<br /><br />Thanks to Neringa for the joke!<br /></font></p></div> </content> </entry> </feed><!-- ph=1 --><!-- nhm:dynamic-ssi -->