Jokes n Talks

Hold the Hand of the Person Who Loves You

2011-09-26T18:25:00.000+06:00

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,

‘Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don’t fall into the river.’

The little girl said, ‘No, Dad. You hold my hand.’

‘What’s the difference?’ Asked the puzzled father.

‘There’s a big difference,’ replied the little girl.

‘If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go.

But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go.’

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours…

God’s Wife

2011-09-26T18:22:00.000+06:00

A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold.

A lady approached the young boy and said, ‘my, but you’re in such deep thought staring in that window!’

‘I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes,’ was the boy’s reply. The lady took him by the hand, went into the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for he boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly

brought them to her.

She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with the towel.

By this time, the clerk had returned with the socks. Placing a pair upon the boy’s feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes.

She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him.. She patted him on the head and said, ‘No doubt, you will be more comfortable now.’

As she turned to go, the astonished kid caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears in his eyes, asked her, ‘Are you God’s wife!?’

Mommy’s Heart

2011-09-26T18:16:00.001+06:00

Teacher Debbie Moon’s first graders were discussing a picture of a family.

One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted.

A little girl said, ‘I know all about adoption, I was adopted..’ ‘What does it mean to be adopted?’ asked another child. ‘It means’, said the girl, ‘that you grew in your mommy’s heart instead of her tummy!’

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

2010-10-14T15:32:00.000+06:00

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value.. i publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT
1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water
2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minutes
3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.
4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours
5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.
6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:

1. High Blood Pressure (30 days)

2. Gastric (10 days)

3. Diabetes (30 days)

4. Constipation (10 days)

5. Cancer (180 days)

6. TB (90 days)

7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards - daily.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ..not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.

Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food.. It will line the intestine.
Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks:

* Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting,

* Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

* You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

* Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.

* 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.

* Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep.. Let's be careful and be aware.. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...

Women are Impossible

2010-09-01T11:54:00.000+06:00

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

To Our Lives

2010-06-30T23:51:00.000+06:00

In life when u face choices..just toss a coin..not coz it settles da questions bt.. While da coin is in air you will know wht ur heart realy desires for

Most of the problems in life comes because of two reasons..
First..we act without thinking..
Second..we keep thinking without acting

Never reject anybody in your life..good person gives us happiness and bad person gives us experience..both are essential for life..

Everyone in your life is going to hurt you.. Sooner or later .. But you have to decide..what more important? The pain or the person

If someone waits 4 u it doesnt mean that they have nothing else to do..it just means that nothing else is more important than u

We can always loose something for someone..but we should not loose someone for something becouse 'life can return that something but not that someone'

Increase Your Energy Levels Naturally

2010-06-30T23:49:00.000+06:00

The same complaints from the same people about how tired they are, how stressed they are etc. with no solution in sight! The key is to correct the situation versus standing idle and accepting it.

Forget about the energy drinks or pills. Learn to increase your energy naturally, and have a healthy steady supply to get you through each day. By adjusting your personal eating, sleeping and exercise habits, you can boost your energy the natural way and settle into a self-sustaining rhythm.

Essential Water – Keep your body hydrated throughout the day. The first sign of dehydration is fatigue. Your body can’t function at capacity without that good old H2O. A steady supply of water will naturally keep things flowing–including your energy.

Improve Sleeping Habits – Often a small adjustment of your sleeping habits can already do wonders for your energy levels.

* Lying in bed is not sleeping: Don’t go to bed if your not sleepy and end up lying in bed pondering and stressing. If you are drifting off at the computer, while reading, or watching TV, it’s time to get to bed. Your bedtime should and will vary from night to night. Let your body tell you when to sleep as opposed to the following the 8-hour rule.

* Rise and Shine: Put an alarm and get up at the same time everyday.
* Sleepy at Noon?: Try a powernap of 20 minutes in a quiet place.

Experiment and find out what your optimal sleep levels are.

Yoga, Exercising & Stretching – It sounds counter-intuitive, perhaps, but by expending energy on a regular basis, you will actually give yourself more of it in the end. The key is to set up a fairly regular schedule–about three times a week–and push to the point that you feel refreshed, not exhausted. Don’t overdo it. It may take a couple of weeks to get into the natural rhythm, so have patience and higher energy levels will follow.

Deep breathing exercise – Another great way to re-energize your body is with a quick deep breathing exercise. Sit on a chair with a straight back and breathe deeply while you focus on your breath going in – going out. At the same time use a powerful affirmation to invigorate your mind and body.

Eliminate Energy-Sappers From Your Diet – Have more alkaline-forming foods like fruits and vegetables. Avoid excess sugar and coffee as they lead to lower blood sugar levels–and less energy–after they give you an initial kick. Also one could pack some almonds and nuts for a quick and convenient protein snack.

Some Weird Conversations!

2010-06-30T23:47:00.001+06:00

1.
Girl: The doctor was very bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: He gave me injection in a weird place.
The boy was very angry.
Boy: Huh! Doctors are becoming very bad now a days. How could he touch you in weird places!
Girl: Do you want to see where?
The Boy replied happily: Ya ofcourse!
Girl: In that Hospital.

2.
Mrs. Sikdar: I am pregnant.
Mrs. Anita: Wow! Thats a very good news. But why are you looking so sad?
Mrs. Sikdar: About my husband.
Mrs. Anita: O dear! What happened?
Mrs. Sikdar: He is the worst husband ever.
Mrs. Anita: Thats why I say, never marry an widower. What did he do to you?
Mrs. Sikdar: He told me that he did his vasectomy before our marriage.

3.
A girl went to a tattoo house to make a tattoo in her legs. Look at the conversation between the tattoo maker and the girl.
Girl: I wana make a tattoo in my leg. Can I?
Tattoo maker: Surely, be seated here and higher you skirt a bit, I am doing it for you.
After sometime,
Tattoo maker: Mam, please higher your skirt a bit.
Girl: Ok
Again after sometime,
Tattoo maker: Mam, please higher your skirt a bit.
Girl: What the hell is wrong with you! What are you drawing?
Tattoo maker: A giraffe!

4.
Beggar: Sir please give me 20taka. God will bestow His blessings on you.
Passerby: Why are you asking for 20taka. Its too much! I will give you not more than 10taka.
Beggar: Please sir, for the sake of my girlfriend.
Passerby: Huh! You are a beggar and still you have managed to make a girlfriend.
Beggar: Nop sir, she has managed to make me a beggar!

5.
A man went to buy some eggs. He was standing infront of shop but there was no one in the shop. So, he was shouting.
Man: Hey whose eggs are these?
Shopkeeper came very quickly.
Shopkeeper: Yes sir, these are my eggs.
Man: O sorry then, I came here to buy hen eggs!

Tips For Whitening Smile

2010-06-30T23:45:00.000+06:00

Everyone wants whiten teeth but due to yellow teeth people lose the confidence and avoid to smile. Here are some useful tips to get white teeth and bright smile.

Home Remedy Tooth Whitening

1- Brush your teeth with salt; put the salt on the toothbrush instead of regular toothpaste.

2- Mix baking soda into your regular toothpaste and brush your teeth with this mixture. You should see results within weeks.

3- Use lemon juice to brush your teeth.

4- Hydrogen peroxide is an effective chemical used to whiten teeth.

5- Brushing your teeth daily for one minute will give quick results.

6- Take some foil and fold it to form to your teeth. Take a little toothpaste and baking soda and mix together really well. Put some of the mixture into the foil and place on your teeth. Leave on for one-hour everyday.

7- Strawberries contain malic acid, which acts as a whitening agent by dissolving surface stains.

Make a paste by crushing one strawberry in a small bowl and mix with 1/2 teaspoon baking soda. Spread on teeth and leave for 5 minutes. Brush with toothpaste immediately after.

8- Brush teeth normally afterwards. You will notice whiter teeth in just a few days.

9- Some foods like apples, celery or carrots contribute to the removal of deposits on the teeth because they increase saliva.

10- Tea, coffee, red wine, all red fruits: blueberry, cherry, blackberry … alter the brightness and color of your teeth. To prevent stains settle down, brush your teeth or drink water immediately after.

Have a beautiful smile.

Making Of A Mother

2010-06-30T23:44:00.000+06:00

By the time the Lord made mothers, He was into the sixth day working
Overtime. An Angel appeared and said "Why are you spending so much
Time on this one?"

And the Lord answered and said, "Have you read the spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not elastic; have 200 movable
Parts, all replaceable; run on black coffee and leftovers; have a lap
That can hold three children at one time and that disappears when she
Stands up; have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a
Broken heart; and have six pairs of hands."

The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. "Six pairs
Of hands! No way!" said the Angel.

The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands that are the problem. It's
The three pairs of eyes that mothers must have!"

"And that's on the standard model?" the Angel asked.

The Lord nodded in agreement, "Yep, one pair of eyes are to see
Through the closed door as she asks her children what they are doing
Even though she already knows. Another pair in the back of her head
Are to see what she needs to know even though no one thinks she can.
And the third pair are here in the front of her head. They are for
Looking at an errant child and saying that she understands and loves
Him or her without even saying a single word."

The Angel tried to stop the Lord "This is too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."

"But I can't!" The Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this
Creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself
When she is sick AND can feed a family of six on a pound of hamburger
And can get a nine year old to stand in the shower."

The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "But you have made her
So soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You
Have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?" asked the Angel.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
Able to reason, and negotiate."

The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the
woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like You have a leak with this model. I
Told You that You were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak." the Lord objected. "That's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the Angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,
Her disappointment, her pain, her loneliness, her grief, and her
Pride."

The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of
Everything for this one. You even created the tear!"

The Lord looked at the Angel and smiled and said, "I'm afraid you are
Wrong again. I created the woman, but she created the tear!"

Normal Life

2010-06-30T23:36:00.000+06:00

A surgeon went to check on his very blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she could expect a complete recovery.

She asked him, "How long will it be before I can resume a normal sex life again, Doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

Few Tips

2010-06-09T21:55:00.000+06:00

Beware of time and calculate the expense for your time
live your life and consider it as a strange in your eyes
Save the shrine of who loves you if you miss
The greatest misfortune is disgracing who loves you
Not all people can be friends
Beware of who hides poison in the tusks
Laughing in front of your face and then will throw you in calamities
You are young and age did not grow up
If something is gone tomorrow you'll find
Be patient if you are wounded tomorrow you'll be recovered
Pass strange things in your life and here you are still alive
Happy with my life..

18 Rules For Life

2010-06-09T01:36:00.000+06:00

1. Pursue Achievable Goals
2. Keep Genuine Smiles
3. Share with Others
4. Help Thy Neighbors
5.Maintain a Youthful Spirit
6. Get Along with the Rich, the Poor, the Beautiful, &the Ugly
7. Keep Cool Under Pressure
8 . Lighten the Atmosphere with Humor

9. Forgive the Annoyance of Others
10. Have a Few Pals
11. Cooperate and Reap Greater Rewards
12. Treasure Every Moment with Your Love Ones
13. Have High Confidence in Yourself
14. Respect the Disadvantaged
15. Indulge Yourself Occasionally
16. Surf the Net at Leisure
17. Take Calculated Risks
18. Understand "Money Isn't Everything"

Sixteen Points Formula To Become An Ideal Student

2010-06-09T01:29:00.000+06:00

1. Respect: Respect your parents , your teachers and your elders.
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2. Love: Love your country , your culture and your ancestors.
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3. Service: Serve the poor , the illiterate and the diseased.
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4. Self-Discipline: Discipline your body , your senses and your mind.
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5. Self-Control: Control your words , your thoughts and your action.
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6. Faith: Have faith in yourself , in others and in God.
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7. Discrimination: Discriminate between good and bad , real and unreal and vice and virtue.
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8. Concentration: Concentrate whole-heartedly while studying , working or praying.
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9. Truthfulness: Be truthful in words , thoughts and actions.
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10. Hard work: Work to acquire knowledge , skills and wisdom.
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11. Strengh: Be strong physically , mentally , intellectually , morally and spiritually.
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12. Conviction: Have conviction in the power of goodness , purity and honesty.
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13. Devotion: Have devotion for duty , scriptures , holy people and God.
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14. Habits: Cultivate regular habits of prayer , meditation and reading inspiring and strengthening literature.
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15. Same Sightedness: Feel the presence of the divine in all beings and treat them with the same standard as you treat your self.
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16. Firm Determination: Have firm determination and strong will-power to cultivate good habits in order to achieve permanent happiness peace , sucess and fulfilment in life.

Laughter is strong medicine for mind and body

2010-04-13T20:53:00.000+06:00

Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert.

With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health.
Laughter is good for your health

* Laughter relaxes the whole body. A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after.
* Laughter boosts the immune system. Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease.
* Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals. Endorphins promote an overall sense of well-being and can even temporarily relieve pain.
* Laughter protects the heart. Laughter improves the function of blood vessels and increases blood flow, which can help protect you against a heart attack and other cardiovascular problems.

The Benefits of Laughter

Physical Health Benefits:

* Boosts immunity
* Lowers stress hormones
* Decreases pain
* Relaxes your muscles
* Prevents heart disease

Mental Health Benefits:

* Adds joy and zest to life
* Eases anxiety and fear
* Relieves stress
* Improves mood
* Enhances resilience

Social Benefits:

* Strengthens relationships
* Attracts others to us
* Enhances teamwork
* Helps defuse conflict
* Promotes group bonding

Laughter and humor help you stay emotionally healthy

Laughter makes you feel good. And the good feeling that you get when you laugh remains with you even after the laughter subsides. Humor helps you keep a positive, optimistic outlook through difficult situations, disappointments, and loss.

More than just a respite from sadness and pain, laughter gives you the courage and strength to find new sources of meaning and hope. Even in the most difficult of times, a laugh–or even simply a smile–can go a long way toward making you feel better. And laughter really is contagious—just hearing laughter primes your brain and readies you to smile and join in on the fun.
The link between laughter and mental health
The link between laughter and mental health

* Laughter dissolves distressing emotions. You can’t feel anxious, angry, or sad when you’re laughing.
* Laughter helps you relax and recharge. It reduces stress and increases energy, enabling you to stay focused and accomplish more.
* Humor shifts perspective, allowing you to see situations in a more realistic, less threatening light. A humorous perspective creates psychological distance, which can help you avoid feeling overwhelmed.

The social benefits of humor and laughter

Humor and playful communication strengthen our relationships by triggering positive feelings and fostering emotional connection. When we laugh with one another, a positive bond is created. This bond acts as a strong buffer against stress, disagreements, and disappointment.
Laughing with others is more powerful than laughing alone

Shared laughter is one of the most effective tools for keeping relationships fresh and exciting. All emotional sharing builds strong and lasting relationship bonds, but sharing laughter and play adds joy, vitality, and resilience. And humor is a powerful and effective way to heal resentments, disagreements, and hurts. Laughter unites people during difficult times.

Using humor and laughter in relationships allows you to:

* Be more spontaneous. Humor gets you out of your head and away from your troubles.
* Let go of defensiveness. Laughter helps you forget judgments, criticisms, and doubts.
* Release inhibitions. Your fear of holding back and holding on are set aside.
* Express your true feelings. Deeply felt emotions are allowed to rise to the surface.

Nutrition – What are our Nutritional Needs?

2010-04-13T20:52:00.000+06:00

Nutrition as it applies to our daily lives means that we take in what we need to maintain our body’s healthy state. Nutrition has become an important word thanks to the involvement of the USDA in our daily food requirements, and the FDA’s involvement in determining what is and is not dangerous for us to consume.

But what is our responsibility in the nutrition game? Do we understand what our nutritional requirements are, how to fulfill those requirements, and how to look for real nutritional value in our foods?

I’m not sure that nutrition has been successfully addressed in its own right. We hear nutrition in relation to our vitamin intake, our fortified cereals and milk, and in the context that we need “nutritional value” from our food choices. But what really is nutrition when applied to our daily bodily functions?

Today, we must determine how much nourishment we need, how much physical exercise we need, and how best to accomplish those ends. Calorie needs, nutritional needs, physical needs, and education about those needs now is information we should all understand, at least as it applies to our individual self.

If you will visit your local doctor, library, or fitness center, there is massive amounts of information available to help educate and to help you make good health choices, no matter what the age group.
Nutrition

Nutrition refers to the nurturing of our body, in our ability to keep it healthy and functioning as it is supposed to do. Our ability to provide the body with all it’s necessary food, vitamins, and minerals so that we continue to thrive in our daily life processes.

How do we determine that we are providing the essential nutritional needs? That knowledge comes by educating ourselves about what our individual needs are, the needs of our family, and then taking that knowledge and applying it to the foods we buy, that we prepare, and that our families consume.

Quite often, our vitamin and mineral needs outweigh our caloric needs. In those instances, we turn to manufactured vitamins and minerals to fill the gap. This is a part of our nutritional needs, also.

Nutrition is one of the most complex areas to gain useful knowledge about, because there are so many components, and because each person has their own individual needs.

Women needs differ from those of men, and older women’s needs differ from those of a young girl. As we age, our needs constantly change; therefore continual education about nutrition is a fact of life. The nutritional needs of a cardiac patient are different than those of a healthy, middle-aged hiker.

Can you see the complexity of the situation now? What we really need is to develop a scale that determines the nutritional needs of our bodies on a cellular level, so that as we age, as our physical condition changes, or our health changes, we can recalculate our needs, based on cellular changes and content in our body.

Individuality is the key to understanding each person’s nutritional needs, and then working to educate us is the key to fulfilling those nutritional needs. Good nutrition should be the ultimate goal of every person alive.

A gentle word of love

2010-02-21T13:12:00.000+06:00

A gentle word like a spark of light,

Illuminates my soul

And as each sound goes deeper,

It's YOU that makes me whole

There is no corner, no dark place,

YOUR LOVE cannot fill

And if the world starts causing waves,

It's your devotion that makes them still

And yes you always speak to me,

In sweet honesty and truth

Your caring heart keeps out the rain,

YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof

So thank you my Love for being there,

For supporting me, my life

I'll do the same for you, you know,

My Beautiful, Darling Wife.

So Love is Great Thing

2010-02-21T13:11:00.000+06:00

I love the way you look at me,

Your eyes so bright and blue.

I love the way you kiss me,

Your lips so soft and smooth.

I love the way you make me so happy,

And the ways you show you care.

I love the way you say, "I Love You,"

And the way you're always there.

I love the way you touch me,

Always sending chills down my spine.

I love that you are with me,

And glad that you are mine.

Love is...

2010-02-21T13:09:00.000+06:00

Love is the greatest feeling,

Love is like a play,

Love is what I feel for you,

Each and every day,

Love is like a smile,

Love is like a song,

Love is a great emotion,

That keeps us going strong,

I love you with my heart,

My body and my soul,

I love the way I keep loving,

Like a love I can't control,

So remember when your eyes meet mine,

I love you with all my heart,

And I have poured my entire soul into you,

Right from the very start...

Never have i fallen

2010-02-21T13:08:00.000+06:00

Your lips speak soft sweetness

Your touch a cool caress

I am lost in your magic

My heart beats within your chest

I think of you each morning

And dream of you each night

I think of your arms being around me

And cannot express my delight

Never have I fallen

But I am quickly on my way

You hold a heart in your hands

That has never before been given away

I am Friendly

2010-02-21T13:07:00.001+06:00

You are friendly, kind and caring

Sensitive, loyal and understanding

Humorous, fun, secure and true

Always there... yes that's you.

Special, accepting, exciting and wise

Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes

Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright

Yes that's you... not one bit of spite.

You're one of a kind, different from others

Generous, charming, but not one that smothers

Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game

But not just another... in the long chain.

Appreciative, warm and precious like gold

Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old

You'll always be there, I know that is true

I'll always be here... always for U

Need Samples

2010-02-21T13:05:00.000+06:00

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

Love for You

2010-02-21T13:00:00.001+06:00

My love, I have tried with all my being

to grasp a form comparable to thine own,

but nothing seems worthy;

I know now why Shakespeare could not

compare his love to a summer’s day.

It would be a crime to denounce the beauty

of such a creature as thee,

to simply cast away the precision

God had placed in forging you.

Each facet of your being

whether it physical or spiritual

is an ensnarement

from which there is no release.

But I do not wish release.

I wish to stay entrapped forever.

With you for all eternity.

Our hearts, always as one.

Unlicensed LOVE

2010-02-21T12:58:00.000+06:00

On a summer's day long, long ago

I fell in love and I'll never know

Just what it was that made me feel

So drawn to her, what the appeal

That set my pulses so to race

When e'er I gazed upon that face

Of one who was scarce but a child

Yet even then could drive me wild

I'll never know the how's and why's

I lost my heart to Hazel Eyes

But when I got that long sought kiss

I knew I'd found my Perfect Miss

My elfin girl from down the lane

And I'll never let her go again

For how could I describe our love?

Romantic love, all hearts and flowers

No way to count the days and hours

Spent in self-indulgent wishes

And thoughts of long awaited kisses

Of sweet embraces, tender sighs

And gazing into love filled eyes

Oh yes, it is that kind of love

Or, is it yet the love of passion

The ecstasy that knows no ration

That shuddering nerve-tingling feeling

The climax with your senses reeling

The wondrous joy when you discover

That sweet surrender to your lover

Oh yes, it's that kind of love too.

Or even yet a love that grows

One that cares and one that knows

That sees beyond the outer skin

Into the person deep within

That loves the spirit and the soul

The inner self that makes the whole

Built on trust and empathy

A love you know was meant to be

The love we share is all these things

A love that has no need of rings

A love you never need to doubt

A love I cannot live without

A love to last us all our days

A love I'll share with you always

PLEDGE OF LOVE

2010-02-21T12:57:00.000+06:00

I've made a vow, to no one but you

I pledge my love to forever be true

I'll take care of you and treat you right

I'll lay beside you all through the night

I'll feed you and clothe you and keep you warm

I'll hug you and kiss you and give shelter in the storm

I'll help you and guide you and clear a path

I'll protect you and shield you from an angry man's wrath

I'll listen to your problems help you solve them too

I'll make you a rainbow and let the sun shine through

I'll take your side even if you're wrong

Just to prove our love is strong

I'll plant you flowers and make them grow

They'll be a symbol of love that only we'll know

I'll whisper your name when no one is near

So low that only you can hear

You'll feel my love even if we're apart

You'll know that we are one in heart