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		<title>Obama the Hypocrite</title>
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		<title>Box of “Jeff” Flakes</title>
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		<title>Are You Sorry Yet That You Voted For Obama?</title>
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		<title>Obama’s Scandals in Cartoons</title>
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		<title>When The Good Guys Have No Guns</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 08:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Americans Finance Their Own Deaths</title>
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		<title>Left-Wing Media Smear Artist</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 08:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>U.S. Customs Agent Recognizes Obama</title>
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<p>A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet &amp; all of his identification.</p>
<p><img style=' float: right; padding: 4px; margin: 0 0 2px 7px;'  class="alignright" alt="" src="http://conservativepapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/borderpatrol.jpg" width="360" height="210" />Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.</p>
<p>&#8220;May I see your identification, please?&#8221; asked the agent.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, but I lost my wallet,&#8221; replied the guy.</p>
<p>&#8220;Sure, Buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry,&#8221; said the agent.</p>
<p>&#8220;But I can prove I&#8217;m an American!&#8221; he exclaimed. &#8220;I have a picture of Ronald Reagan<br />
tattooed on one side of my butt &amp; George Bush on the other.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;This I gotta see,&#8221; replied the agent.</p>
<p>With that, the guy dropped his pants &amp; showed the agent his behind.</p>
<p>&#8220;By golly, you&#8217;re right!&#8221; exclaimed the agent. &#8220;Have a safe trip back to Chicago.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Thanks!&#8221; he said. &#8220;But how did you know I was from Chicago?&#8221;</p>
<p>The agent replied, &#8220;I recognized Obama in the middle.&#8221;</p>

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		<title>Obama Knocks Over Podium After Speech</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
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