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		<title>Motivation to Get Vaccinated</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake Lambert]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2021 13:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>California, a COVID police state is coming at you; the legislature is tuning it up now; will you lie down and take it?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jan Sobieski III]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2021 01:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<img width="150" height="150" src="https://jokes.conservativepapers.com/files/2021/08/California-Madates-COVID-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" decoding="async" />By Jon Rappoport It’ll be the California of East Germany if the people don’t act now: I’m talking about large visible protests on all levels. Including in the streets. The LA Times has the story: “…state lawmakers are now considering one of the most politically challenging government mandates yet: requiring Californians to show proof of vaccination [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Joe Biden Is Holding a “Pre- Inaugural Parade” All His Voters Showed Up</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jan Sobieski III]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2021 16:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<img width="150" height="150" src="https://jokes.conservativepapers.com/files/2021/01/Joe-Biden-Rally-Voters-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" decoding="async" />Joe Biden, the most charismatic Democrat who ever graced planet Earth, held a pre “inaugural rally” All his voters showed up:]]></description>
		
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		<title>Music Video: I Told You So</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake Lambert]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2020 13:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Music Video: Fauci, the Con-Man</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake Lambert]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2020 11:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Music Video: I&#8217;m Masking Alone Now</title>
		<link>https://jokes.conservativepapers.com/2020/12/20/music-video-im-masking-alone-now/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake Lambert]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2020 11:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hunger Has a Solution</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake Lambert]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2020 11:49:15 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<img width="150" height="150" src="https://jokes.conservativepapers.com/files/2020/12/Hunger-150x150.png" class="attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image" alt="" decoding="async" srcset="https://jokes.conservativepapers.com/files/2020/12/Hunger-150x150.png 150w, https://jokes.conservativepapers.com/files/2020/12/Hunger-300x300.png 300w, https://jokes.conservativepapers.com/files/2020/12/Hunger.png 480w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />When will the cure for hunger be distributed?  If the world leaders cared, they would distribute food as quickly as they are doing with the COVID vaccine.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Twilight Zone</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake Lambert]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2020 11:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Medical Qualifications of Bill Gates</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake Lambert]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2020 11:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Black Friday Promo Code</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jan Sobieski III]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2020 17:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
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