Jokes on the blog today

Write the words in the English language

2011-05-21T04:33:00.000-07:00

On one morning at the school, conducted an English lesson.

good morning students, teacher said to all students in that school room
good morning too sir, students said

Our lesson today is write the words in the English language.
I will speak on English and student write in English, are you understand ; teachers said.

yes sir, we all understand, students said to

we start, please raise your hand if anyone can direct and write on the board.
the sentence is "a listen to me", please, anyone who can write.

heard that the Badu raised his hand and said "I can write that, teacher. "
teacher said "okay, please write a sentence that teacher said earlier. "

then Badu go ahead and write on the board, like that "Alice and Tommy".
after that Badu said; already teacher.

Seeing the writing, the teacher then was confused and difficult to answer because the answer in Badu writing is true as well.

Wrong Buying

2011-05-20T11:21:00.000-07:00

There was a mother asked the maid to buy a seasoning soup named "Jintan".

Mother said, "Diang, please buy Jintan, I want to make a Chicken Soup".

then the maid said: okey !

then a maid leave from home and walking to buy the seasoning that mother want.

On the way the maid's mouth as he muttered to remember the name of the spice. "Jintan .. .. Jintan..Jintan "

Teen meters before reaching the seasoning, suddenly the maid met with his friend and talked for 3 minutes.

then when she finish talking with his friend, the servants continue his journey.

in the store, the shop owner asked "what you want to buy?"

then the maid said: "I want to buy Wintan (fishing hook).

Short story, the maid then returned back to the home.

"mom, this is that you want to bought. " the maid said.

after see what the maid give, the mother was answering "Oh My God, I want you to buy Jintan, not wintan,, Diang..!!!!".

Knowing she bought turned out wrong, the maid finally say " Ooh my God...I'am so sorry".

having problems with the bike

2011-05-20T10:26:00.000-07:00

On one day, there are five young's men are walking. on the way, they meet someone who is having problems with the bike.

then they approached him and asked," good morning, what's happen with the bike, sir?
The father then said, "my bike cannot live!. I have tried for more several times, but it stays like this!".

then one of the five youngs men are asked again: "Ooo...eee...!! sir, because this bike cannot live, how if I exchange this bike with my shoes ?"

Hearing the question, then the Mr. say, "what..!! are you stupid guys ?? only a fool men would want to exchange here bike with the shoes. "

Hear that, the young man answered like this : "I'am sorry sir, We just ask it, who knows mister of a fool because wanting to exchange the bike with a shoes .. hahaha ..!. Then the young men ran to leave the old men!