JOKES PARADISE

Modern Girls

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 11:38:00 +0000

Modern girls:
1980-love me but dont touch
1990-touch but dont kiss
2000-kiss but nothing else
2011-do anything but dont take video in
mobile :D

Ramzan Picture SMS Wishes

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 09:15:00 +0000

.'! ', This " , " ,'
is Allah's Shower
", '," of ,' , " ,
Blessings. May It Always Fall on U n Ur Family.
RAMADHAN MUBARAK ***

Ramadhan Mubarak Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 09:12:00 +0000

I make DUA that happiness be at ur door. May it knock early, stay late n leave a gift of ALLAH'S peace, love, joy n good health behind. Ramadhan Mubarak!

Eid Mubakar SMS Message

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 09:11:00 +0000

May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY. Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

Ramzan English SMS Wishes

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 09:09:00 +0000

I am coming to your house
2 give you
all types of happiness,success joy
please
welcome me after a few minutes
you know I am yours.
Happy ramazan.

Ramzan Wishes

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 09:07:00 +0000

WisHiNg U
1 MoNtH Of RaMzAN ....
4 WeEks Of BaRKaT.....
30 Dayz Of 4gIveNesS...
720 HourS Of GuIdAnCe....
43200 MinUtEs Of PuRiFiCatIoN.......
HaPpY RaMzAn .....

Bill Gates

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 06:02:00 +0000

Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me?
Banta: I Don't know...May be you are as smart as Bill Gates
Santa: No... He never comes to my house and I never go2 his!!

Auto driver

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 05:52:00 +0000

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted mirror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go and sit back. I will drive auto !!

Family problems

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 11:03:00 +0000

The Phone Bill Was Exceptionally High..
Man Called A Family Meeting On Saturday To Discuss..
Dad- This Is Unacceptable. I Don't Use This Phone, I Only Use My Work Phone..
Mum.. Me Too. I Hardly Ever Use This Phone..
Son- I Use My Office Mobile I Never Use The Home Phone..
All Of Them Are Shocked N Together Look At The Maid Who's Patiently Listening To Them..
Maid- Wat? So V All Use Our Work Phones.. Not A Big Deal...!

delayed flights

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 11:02:00 +0000

Certain flights are hit ,delayed
due to fog at the airports...across the world

later found out

it was RAJNIKANT smoking from chennai..
hahaha

Money lenders

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 16:43:00 +0000

TWO FRIENDS LAUGHING AT THE IGNORANCE OF THE MONEY-LENDER WHO DID NOT KNOW THE TOTAL DAYS OF FEBRUARY.
Shanu : hey Madhu...Yesterday the money-lender caught me and asked when I'd return his
money.
Madhu : Oh my God.....then what happened?
Shanu : I told him I'll return the money on February 30th and that dunderhead agreed to it and
went away.
Ha.......ha.......ha

New Car

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 16:38:00 +0000

3 possible reasons when a man opens a car door for wife:

1) The Car Is New.

2) The Wife Is New

3) (Most Important) She Is Not His Wife

What is B.E

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 16:32:00 +0000

What is B.E?

8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain E mpty (B.E)

Indian education system

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 03:09:00 +0000

In India parents says "study well my child or you wont get a job".
But in America parents says "study well my child or an INDIAN will get the job".

Empty wallets

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 03:06:00 +0000

Boy : From the day we met I haven’t drink or smoked …

Girl : How sweet of you,are you madly in love with me …?

Boy: SHUT UP !, U MADE MY POCKETS EMPTY !!!!

Market's in india

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 03:00:00 +0000

Master: Go to the market and get a mirror so that i can see my face and shave!!
Suppandi: Yes master!!
Goes to the market and returns home without a mirror.
Master: Why didn’t you get a mirror?
Suppandi: Because in all the mirrors i could see only my face!!

Fake currency

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 02:55:00 +0000

Jailor:Why did you come to Jail..what have you done.
Balayya: I printed fake currency and caught by police.
Jailor: How?
Balayya: At the bottom of the currency note..I printed as 'Balayya Printers'

Rules of Office

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 02:53:00 +0000

When we apply for leave, we must be going for an interview.
When our boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

When we don't do it, we're lazy.
when our boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When we overlooked a rule of etiquette, we're being rude.
When our boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When doing something without being told, we're overstepping our authority.
When our boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When we make a mistake, we're an idiot.
When our boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When we’re out of the office, we're wandering around.
When our boss is out of the office, he's on business.

Boss’s are always Right!!!
But there are many dissimilarities Between us and his Boss's....

Use of buffalo milk

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 02:45:00 +0000

TEACHER : Which is the most amazing thing for you in this world?
AJAY : How can a black buffalo give white milk???

Domestic violence

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 02:35:00 +0000

During a domestic quarrel our Sardarji hid himself under a bed. At last his wife found him out.
She asked him to come out. To this he replied: "I am not afraid of you. After all I am a man.
If I say I won't come out, I won't.

What is Password

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 02:29:00 +0000

Once sardarji entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited
he saw a man checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The man typed his password and
was waiting when sardarji cried out "Yes yes I know your password.I can read your mails now.
"Surprised the man asked "Oh yeah, tell me what is it".
Sardarji replied " Five stars."

Popular Denist

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 03:54:00 +0000

A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now, Show me which tooth it is. The wife turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

What Is Radio

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 03:53:00 +0000

Teacher : What is the spelling of 'RADIO'
Student: R...A.....D.....
Teacher : tell soon.
Student:.. don't know miss
Teacher:(beating him with her hand) How many times i taught you in the class?
Student: (Crying)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Teacher: Why don't you tell the answer early? Sit down please.....
Now only the student understood that the spelling was completed with his cry...

Sheeps

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 03:50:00 +0000

The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"

Rajnikant Profile

noreply@blogger.com (KISHAN) — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 03:45:00 +0000

Once Rajnikant's pencil broke while giving CAT Exam!!!
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From next year CAT was online!!!