Just Laugh !

Kid Joke

2012-04-26T11:30:00.002-07:00

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.

Student: Sorry mem, My mom wouldn't let me go so far....

Bapu Joke

2012-04-26T11:16:00.000-07:00

પટેલ : બાપુ, આવતા જનમે તમે શું બનવા માંગો છો ?
બાપુ : વંદો..
પટેલ : કેમ ?
બાપુ : ઘરવાળી ખાલી એનાથી જ બીવે છે..!!

Kid Joke

2011-11-01T09:14:00.001-07:00

6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!

Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!

Mom : sorry, I have no money!!!

Hindi Joke

2011-11-01T09:04:00.000-07:00

Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai

Clerk: Sign karo
Aurat: Matlab?
Clerk: Jaise chitthi k end me likhti ho

Aurat ne likha:"TOHAR CHUMMA K INTEJAR Me-BiiijLi"

Celeb. Joke

2011-11-01T08:58:00.000-07:00

Rahul Gandhi (Sonia-Rajiv Gandhi's son):

Main desh ke maujuda halat se bahut chintit hu kyunki....
meri kamane ki bari aayi tabhi bhrathachar bandh karne ki baat chal rahi hai...

Animal Joke

2011-08-21T10:10:00.001-07:00

એક પાર્ટીમાં બિલાડી અને હાથી એક બીજાને મળ્યા.

બિલાડીએ હાથીને પૂછ્યું, “તારી ઉંમર કેટલી છે?”

હાથી : પાંચ વરસ

બિલાડી : લાગતું નથી, આવું કેમ?

હાથી : બીકોસ આઈ એમ અ કોમ્પલાન બોય!

પછી હાથીએ બિલાડીની ઉંમર પૂછી.

બિલાડીએ કહ્યું : ૩૦ વરસ.

હાથીએ કહ્યું: એવું કેમ?

બિલાડી : એવરયુથ! ચેહરે સે ઉમ્ર કા પતા હી નહી ચલતા.

Santa Banta Joke

2011-08-21T10:08:00.001-07:00

બન્તા બેંકમાં જઈને મેનેજરને કહેવા લાગ્યો, ‘સાહેબ, મારી ચેકબુક ખોવાઈ ગઈ છે.’

મેનેજરે કહ્યું, ‘ધ્યાન રાખજો, કોઈ પણ માણસ એના પર તમારી સહી કરી શકે છે.’

બન્તાએ છાતી કાઢીને કહ્યું, ‘ એની બિલકુલ ચિંતા ના કરો. મેં ઓલરેડી બધા ચેક પર સહી કરી જ નાંખેલી છે!’

Doctor Joke

2011-08-21T10:06:00.001-07:00

છગને ડોક્ટરને પૂછ્યું;

"ડૉક્ટર સાહેબ, પ્લાસ્ટિક સર્જરી માટે કેટલા રૂપિયાનો ખર્ચ થાય?"

ડોક્ટરઃ "રૂ.બે લાખ થાય."

છગનઃ "અને સાહેબ,જો પ્લાસ્ટિક હું મારા ઘરેથી લઈ આવું તો….?"

Husband wife Joke

2011-08-21T10:04:00.000-07:00

પત્ની : મને ભિખારી પર ખૂબ ગુસ્સો આવી રહ્યો છે.

પતિ : કેમ?

પત્ની : મેં કાલે તેને વધેલું ખાવા આપ્યું હતું. તો તે આજે સારું ખાવા બનાવા માટેની રેસિપી બુક આપી ગયો છે.

Kid Joke

2011-08-21T10:00:00.000-07:00

School Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev Ji?

Student: All of them were born on Indian centre govt. holidays!

Tourist Joke

2011-07-12T10:27:00.001-07:00

A tourist from London comes to visit India and he sees a villager.

He asks a question to him:

Tourist: Any great men born in this village?

Villager: No sir, only small babies!!!

Hindi Joke

2011-07-12T10:25:00.000-07:00

क्रिकेट मेच में बेट्स मेन LBW हुआ,

सांन्ताः लोग हम को पागळ समजते है जब कि यहा तो सब पागळ है !
लगी बेट्स मेन को है और चिख बोलर रहा है.... !!

Servant Joke

2011-07-12T10:22:00.001-07:00

Master to his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: Sir ! It’s already raining outside.

Master: So what, take an umbrella and go.

Wife Joke

2011-05-20T11:24:00.001-07:00

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE.........?

Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO'' ho jati hai.....

Husband And Wife Joke

2011-04-19T10:09:00.000-07:00

Wife: Suna hai ki swarg me Husband aur Wife ko saath me nahin rehne dete.. Aisa Kyon??

Husband: Arey Pagli, Isiliye toh usko SWARG Kehte hai..!

Doctor Joke

2011-04-13T11:36:00.000-07:00

Doctor: tamari patni na honth per tanka leva padse.
kadka singh: ketla rupiya thashe ?
Doctor: Rs. 200
kadka singh: aa lo Rs.400, banne honth sivi nakho...!

Sardarji Joke

2011-04-13T11:13:00.000-07:00

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Sardarji Joke

2011-04-13T11:04:00.000-07:00

A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State's patriotic history during the freedom struggle.

The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters.

They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters.

Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter from his state and pull one hair out of his opponents head.

Both of them began earnestly. "Bhagat Singh" said the Sardar and pulled one hair from the Bengali.

"Netaji" said the Bengali and did the same.They continued like this for some time, but soon exhausted all known freedom fighters.

The Bengali, however, was very clever. He used Sardar's ignorance and reeled off a lot of imaginary names.

The Punjabi was stuck.

He did not know any more Punjabi freedom fighter's name.

He thought deeply for a moment, jumped on the Bengali's head and pulled all his hair out shouting - "JallianWala Bagh".

Santa Singh Joke

2011-04-13T10:38:00.000-07:00

Santa Singh told his wife that after his death she should marry Banta Singh.

"But why should I marry Banta who is your enemy no. 1" enquired his wife.

Santa quipped, "Oh Darling, this is the only way I can take my revenge from that useless fellow. Ha! Ha! Ha!!"

Sardarji Joke

2011-04-13T10:34:00.000-07:00

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.

Then he came to the column "Salary Expected".
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote:
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Yes

Santa Singh Joke

2011-04-13T10:26:00.000-07:00

Santa Singh was telling his friend-

"yesterday my wife and I had a terrible quarrle.
I wanted to go to the club & she wanted to go to the movies."

"Which film did u c ???"asked his friend.

Santa Singh Joke

2011-04-13T10:04:00.000-07:00

Ek baar Santa Sinh ki 20 lakh ki lottery nikali.
Santa Sinh Lottery wale ke paas gaya.
Number milne ke baad lottery wale ne kaha-
"Thhik hai Sir, hum aapko abhi 1 lakh rupiye denge aur
baki ke 19 lakh aap agle 19 hafto tak le sakte hain."

Santa- "Nahi, mujhe to pure paise abhi chahiye, nahi to aap mere 5 rupiye vaapas kar dijiye !"

Bapu Joke

2011-04-13T09:49:00.000-07:00

Bapu Cycle Ni Break
Haath Ma Lai Ne Garba Ramta Hata
Koi E Puchhyu: Bapu, Aa Shu Karo chho?
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Bapu: "BREAK DANCE"

Bapu Joke

2011-04-13T09:45:00.000-07:00

Bapu AK47 lai darvaje ubha.

Wife:-bapu kai baju?

Bapu:-sinh no shikar karva.

Wife:-to jao ne!

Bapu:-kevi rite jau, bahar kutro ubho chhe!

Bapu Joke

2011-04-11T11:00:00.001-07:00

Bapu Ne KORO DARU Pita Joi
American: "Bapu Thodu Pani To Nakho...."
Bapu: "A Bhuria, Ame Bapu Chhiye
Aatlu Pani To Daru Jota MODHA Ma Aavi Jay. !"