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SISTER Sms</category><title>~Brother - Sister Sms ~</title><atom:summary type="text"> * Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship* You were always my best friend,looking out for me, making surethe path I traveled on was smooth.Even if I searched the world over,there cannot be a better brother than you.* “You are the person who holds me in my bad times, you are the person who dances </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/aA9Xg4kQnhE/brother-sister-sms.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/11/brother-sister-sms.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-2157296151557347983</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-20T18:38:00.961+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">FUNNY VIDEOS</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">ANIMAL JOKES</category><title>Ocean View Video</title><atom:summary type="text" /><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/js09i_7jSEY/ocean-view-video.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/10/ocean-view-video.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-5002186689262792532</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-20T18:08:43.476+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">FUNNY VIDEOS</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">ANIMAL JOKES</category><title>The Ultimate Raw Fish</title><atom:summary type="text">It has a big, bulbous headbeady black eyesand eight squirming tentacles. It's the octopus. Many would call it ugly and disgusting. The one thing they wouldn't call it is dinner.</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/sQLQu9rq12E/ultimate-raw-fish.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/10/ultimate-raw-fish.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-666016559611000473</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-20T13:29:16.905+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">MY COLLECTION</category><title>Jessica Gil Ortiz’s Gymnastics Headplant Video</title><atom:summary type="text">Sports... Colombian Gymnast Jessica Gil Ortiz literally bounces onto her head while finishing off a high-flying tumbling sequence.</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/FhksEr3hFHA/jessica-gil-ortizs-gymnastics-headplant.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/10/jessica-gil-ortizs-gymnastics-headplant.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-4316651264656748658</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-19T19:45:42.730+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">FUNNY PHOTOS</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">ANIMAL JOKES</category><title>Funny Animal Photos</title><atom:summary type="text">There’s a Baby Animal in My Shoe!source</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/SBuiajkrCcc/funny-animal-photos.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g24Nvj2MsAU/StxyOVmNf5I/AAAAAAAAFmo/LOw4jojm7oo/s72-c/Funny+Animals+13.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny-animal-photos.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-2034735390375817373</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-19T19:02:45.053+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">FUNNY VIDEOS</category><title>ROBOT IN LOVE FUN VIDEO</title><atom:summary type="text" /><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/b077dFiSPG8/robot-in-love-fun-video.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/10/robot-in-love-fun-video.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-2006538723797369679</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-11T00:26:03.053+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE STORIES</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE TIPS</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE NEWS</category><title>Healthy Sex In Water</title><atom:summary type="text">Give Love Get LoveWhen you think of sex, the words wet, slippery and hot come to mind, especially if you’re talking about having sex in water. However, water sex isn’t as easy as jumping into the pool and going at it. In fact, water sex is pretty dangerous for many reasons. Having sex underwater — or “submerged” sex — is simply not a good idea, especially for women. 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Patel, and Freida Pinto introducing a showing of Slumdog Millionaire at the Film4 Summer Screen at Somerset House which is a major arts and cultural centre in the heart of London. on </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/8aevsf9KqR0/dev-patel-and-freida-pinto-fell-in-love.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g24Nvj2MsAU/SoMIRJER3tI/AAAAAAAAFhY/HQjgHP4qJlM/s72-c/Dev+Patel+and+Freida+Pinto+1.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/08/dev-patel-and-freida-pinto-fell-in-love.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-3312817130269274063</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-12T20:52:45.308+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE POEMS</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE TIPS</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE SMS JOKES</category><title>LOVE POEM</title><atom:summary type="text">I dreamed of a lovea love so trueand then from aboveGod sent youWhen our eyes metI turned awayOnly to regretThat grateful dayI search in the darkTo find that keyThat triggers the sparkYou put in meI want you to seeThat my love is trueEven though we can't beI still hold my true love for you.source:Joesph scott mattingly© By Bridget Prindle</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/enB2hQevSWU/love-poem.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L2xQX5qyQlw/SoLcyom8D0I/AAAAAAAAdPI/vd-r60FZc24/s72-c/Symbol+Of+Love+3.gif" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/08/love-poem.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-3655295664802704167</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 06:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-11T12:14:25.335+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE STORIES</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE TIPS</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE NEWS</category><title>Spiritual Sex</title><atom:summary type="text">Spiritual Sex: Begin the PracticeAlong with some truly wonderful stories by those of you who have experienced some form of ecstatic sex there has been a fascinating dialectic between opposite opinions .  these ecstatic moments can also come from deep meditation or even from watching a sunset, but since my topic is about sex, that's what we'll be exploring. Anything  say is necessarily condensed; </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/L1BR1Za-Ze8/spiritual-sex.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_L2xQX5qyQlw/SoETBqb6e7I/AAAAAAAAdMA/Ao4IhulPIQM/s72-c/love.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/08/spiritual-sex.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-5599814491237414887</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-09T23:38:07.367+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE POEMS</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE QUOTES</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE SMS JOKES</category><title>LOVE QUOTES...keep relation in touch..</title><atom:summary type="text">* keep in touch with ? ? ? ? ?1 stone is enough to break a glass .1 sentence is enough to break a heart.1 second is enough to fall in love .1 sms is enough to keep relation in touch..* Pain of missing sumone isn't their absencebut itz when u think of gud time u have shared* you are the only one for me?What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/ruhDVzh6bfs/love-quoteskeep-relation-in-touch.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L2xQX5qyQlw/Sn8QZRXcjKI/AAAAAAAAdIA/gGH02QiZb_o/s72-c/keep+relation+in+touch...jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/08/love-quoteskeep-relation-in-touch.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-8181201029342487869</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-04T21:46:01.609+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">FRIENDSHIP SMS</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">GENERAL QUOTES</category><title>Rakska Bandhan SMS, Rakhi SMS</title><atom:summary type="text">* After a girl is grown, her little brothers - now her protectors - seem like big brothers.*  Holi is colourful,Deewali is lightful and brightful,Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL…* For a sister as sweet as you,Sending you all my love,and wishing that all your dreams come true!”Happy Raksha Bandhan!”* Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don’t make distance any shorter but </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/kTxdaERCsXw/rakska-bandhan-sms-rakhi-sms.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_L2xQX5qyQlw/SnheP0cab0I/AAAAAAAAdBI/MKkjXWfpLP8/s72-c/Rakska+Bandhan.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/08/rakska-bandhan-sms-rakhi-sms.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-8203764647073681743</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-24T20:35:12.682+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE STORIES</category><title>Meena's Marriage In Troubled Waters</title><atom:summary type="text">Sensational actress Meena had tied the knot with the Bangalore based software engineer Vidyasagar on July 12 at the holy abode of Lord Venkateswara in Tirumala. It has been hardly a week since their grand wedding reception had taken place in Chennai and the latest newsis that the couple have already started contemplating of divorceWell that may sound too cinematic, if it may said so. However some</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/F2rxkQM6aLY/meenas-marriage-in-troubled-waters.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L2xQX5qyQlw/SmnMF3t_cXI/AAAAAAAAc6o/GQliPxj-t3s/s72-c/Meena+Marriage+Wedding+Reception.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/07/meenas-marriage-in-troubled-waters.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-2327934143422324803</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-23T00:25:52.340+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">FUNNY VIDEOS</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE JOKES</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">ANIMAL JOKES</category><title>Monkey Loves With Cat</title><atom:summary type="text">This monkey is either passionately in love with this cat or he's trying to eat the cat's face. Either way it's seriously adorable. 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Insaan ban, Zardari na Ban.* Usey kehna k bin us k din nahin kat'taSisik sisik k kati hai raat usey kehna* teri surat se nhi malti kesi ki surat,teri tasvir ko hum hathu me ley pharte hai.* Jab kisi ke</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/Bg7nyYWBJco/hindi-love-poems.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_L2xQX5qyQlw/Sl9UI7TA6-I/AAAAAAAAcsg/m0D8h3O93CA/s72-c/dateplace2.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/07/hindi-love-poems.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-1001956711587527664</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-15T23:39:50.022+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">FUNNY VIDEOS</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">MY COLLECTION</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE NEWS</category><title>RAKHI KA SWAYAMVAR Videos</title><atom:summary type="text">13th July 2009 - Rakhi Ka Swayamvar - 11th Episode - Part 413th July 2009 - Rakhi Ka Swayamvar - 11th Episode - Part 6 13th July 2009 - Rakhi Ka Swayamvar - 11th Episode - Part 7 (last)</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JokesToday/~3/Id8hf9KLBJs/rakhi-ka-swayamvar-videos.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (DEVI)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://jokestoday.blogspot.com/2009/07/rakhi-ka-swayamvar-videos.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6587648777208168997.post-8472817544240671423</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-15T00:56:04.796+05:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE POEMS</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE QUOTES</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">LOVE SMS JOKES</category><title>Love Quotes...My special love.</title><atom:summary type="text">* Love is a gift, not an obligation, follow your heart and always trust the person you love.* A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin* Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. 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