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Why SACHIN is called Gentleman ?

2011-03-29T03:33:00.000-07:00

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2011-03-28T04:08:00.000-07:00

How to Kill an Ant..?
asked in xam:"10marks"

Stdnt- Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & Keep it outside the Ant's Home..
After eating Ant will search for Water..
...Somewhere near Water Tank., Push Ant into it!
Now Ant will go to dry herself near fire,
When It reachs near Fire, Put a Bomb into Fire..
Then U Admit wounded Ant in ICU..
Remove Oxygen mask from Its Mouth & kill the Bloody Ant..

Humse panga!
10 marks k liye hum teacher ko maar de, cheeti kya ha

2011-03-27T08:46:00.000-07:00

Pointing ,apni Biwi se - Mujhe chai to dena ....

Biwi ne plate main chai daal ke dee

Pointing ghusse se bola - Cup main daal ke do!

Biwi - CUP to tera baap....DHONI le jayega si me peene ki aadat daal do...

Is joke ko apne saare frnds main Ghuma Do itna ki australia tak pahonch jaye..

(DE GHUMA KE)

ICC WC,2011

2011-03-27T08:38:00.000-07:00

Tamara koi relative australia ma rehta hoy ane

Gathiya,Paapad,Sing moklavani hoye to jaldi ahmedabad poacho,

AUSTRALIA ni team jai rahi che....

Bye Bye Australians see you in next World Cup.

Chitte or Hathi

2011-03-27T08:32:00.000-07:00

CHITTI RIKSHE main baithe or ek pair bahar rakha.

Driver - Mam pair andar rakkho.

Chitti - Ruk raste main hathi mile to usko lath marni hai,
Kal mujhe aankh mar raha tha.

ICC World Cup 2011.

2011-03-27T03:18:00.000-07:00

Pakistan's Shahid Afridi unsuccessfully appeals for West Indies' Ramnaresh Sarwan as he stands behind West Indies' Shivnarine Chanderpaul.

2011-03-26T10:06:00.001-07:00

Ek truck ko dusre truck se rassi se bandh kar k le ja rahe the.

Ye dekh Santa has-has k pagal ho gaya. bola
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"SAALA 1 rassi le jane k liye 2-2 truck...? :-P

2010-12-01T07:14:00.000-08:00

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Police officer.

"No, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.

I've been trying for years."

2010-12-01T07:13:00.000-08:00

Aadmi ki car k saath popat takra k behosh ho gaya.

Aadmi popat ko ghar le gaya aur pinjre mein bandh kar diya.

Popat jaag k bola, Aaila! jail?

Driver Mar Gaya Kya ?

2010-12-01T07:12:00.000-08:00

One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages

to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.

The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.

He was angrier and called to Rani.

She told stupid, "That was a missed call".

2010-12-01T07:04:00.000-08:00

Ek aadmi ki bibi ( jiska naam tha sita) kho gaye.
Ram mandir mein jaakar prarthana ki.

Ram bhagwan prakat huye aur bole:
"Beta, baju mein hanumanji ke mandir hai,waha jake pukar.

"Kyoki meri sita kho gaye thi, to unhi ne dhunde the.

2010-12-01T07:02:00.000-08:00

Teri zindagi mein kabhi gaam na ho

Teri aankhe kabhi nam na ho

Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan

Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho!

Naughty Monkey

2010-02-26T10:18:00.000-08:00

Book's will sing a song.

2009-08-27T04:06:00.000-07:00

IN Our Exams,
Our Books ll Sing A Song,
Guess Which Song???

Guess……!!!

“Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me”:-)

Lets play GAME.

2009-08-27T04:04:00.001-07:00

Lets Play A GAME..
Its Very Interesting..
Ready?
3
2
1
START..
Kia Start?

Kameenao Parh Lao

Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.

Exams Ho rahe Hain…

Outstanding Student

2009-08-27T04:00:00.001-07:00

I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class
Because
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class
Proud 2 b
Out-Standing Students… :-)

School Sachaie

2009-08-27T03:50:00.001-07:00

School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi
Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result = Ghabrahat
Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna

Barking Teacher

2009-08-27T03:36:00.000-07:00

Sleeping lion is stronger than barking dog.

So a sleepy student is better than a barking teacher

Back benchers association let him/her bark we don't care.

Selfish Girls

2009-08-09T07:56:00.000-07:00

Classic example to prove Gals r Selfish

Whn i was a child so many Gals Wantd to Kiss me
I Allowd

Nw i wnt to Kiss so many Gals bt no1 Allows me.

"Selfish Girls "

Wife's meaning.

2009-08-09T07:53:00.001-07:00

Plzzz arange a"Wife"4 me !

Shocked? Daro mat, shaadi nahi karunga,

' Wife' means, (wonderful instrument for enjoyment), Ab to thik hai na

Lovely friendship of us.

2009-08-09T07:49:00.000-07:00

LoVeLy RoSeS
&
LoVeLy YoU
&
LoVeLy ArE
ThE ThInGs U Do,

BuT ThE LoVeLiEsT Is ThE FrIeNdShIp Of ThE TwO,

OnE Is Me AnD ThE OtHeR Is U

Meaning of Friendship.

2009-08-09T07:47:00.000-07:00

Luv is fashion.

But Frndship is ocean.

Fashion will change.

But Ocean will never change!

Dats Friendship

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Maaf karo baba

2009-08-09T07:14:00.000-07:00

Insaan sub se zada Mafi kiske
samane mangta hai ??
Guess

guess !

?
Bihkari k samne

" Maaf karo Baba"

Use of raksha bandhan festival.

2009-08-09T07:12:00.000-07:00

Na Papa K Maar Se,

Na Dosto K Fatkar Se,

Na Ladki K Inkar Se,

Na Chapalo K Bochar Se,

Aap Jese Ashiq Sudrenge

Sirf "RAKHI" K Tyohar Se

What an friendship return

2009-08-09T07:10:00.000-07:00

1 Admi k maut k bad
Uska dost uski BV k pas aya Or bola
Kya main uski jagah le skta hoon?
BV:Muje koi Etraz nhi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo