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Funny Jokes - Etiquet - 120th Edition

admin — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 14:58:12 +0000

A Boston girl the other day said to a southern friend who was visiting her, as two men rose in a car to give them seats: “Oh, I wish they would not do it.” “Why not? I think it is very nice of them,” said her friend, settling herself comfortably. “Yes, but one can’t thank them, you [...]

Funny Short Jokes - Gossip - 119th Edition

admin — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:33:00 +0000

“What,” asked the Sunday-school teacher, “is meant by bearing false witness against one’s neighbor?” “It’s telling falsehoods about them,” said the one small maid. “Partly right and partly wrong,” said the teacher. “I know,” said another little girl, holding her hand high in the air. “It’s when nobody did anything and somebody went and told about it.” [...]

Short Funny Jokes - First Aid in Illness and Injury - 118th Edition

admin — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:17:43 +0000

The father of the family hurried to the telephone and called up the family physician. “Our little boy is sick, Doctor,” he said, “so please come at once.” “I can’t get over much under an hour,” said the doctor. “Oh please do, Doctor. You see, my wife has a book on ‘What to Do Before the Doctor [...]

Funny Jokes - Escapes - 117th Edition

admin — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:14:10 +0000

There was once a chap who went skating too early and all of a sudden that afternoon loud cries for help began to echo among the bleak hills that surrounded the skating pond. A farmer, cobbling his boots before his kitchen fire heard the shouts and yells, and ran to the pond at break-neck speed. He [...]

Good Jokes - Christmas Gifts - 116th Edition

admin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:12:27 +0000

“As you don’t seem to know what you’d like for Christmas, Freddie,” said his mother, “here’s a printed list of presents for a good little boy.” Freddie read over the list, and then said: “Mother, haven’t you a list for a bad little boy?” ‘Twas the month after Christmas,And Santa had flit;Came there tidings for fatherWhich read: “Please [...]

Clean Jokes - Dilemmas - 115th Edition

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:11:57 +0000

A story that has done service in political campaigns to illustrate supposed dilemmas of the opposition will likely be revived in every political “heated term.” Away back, when herds of buffalo grazed along the foothills of the western mountains, two hardy prospectors fell in with a bull bison that seemed to have been separated from his [...]

Clean Jokes - Dilemmas - 115th Edition

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:11:57 +0000

Funny Jokes - Agriculture - 114th Edition

admin — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:10:09 +0000

In certain parts of the west, where without irrigation the cultivators of the land would be in a bad way indeed, the light rains that during the growing season fall from time to time, are appreciated to a degree that is unknown in the east. Last summer a fruit grower who owns fifty acres of orchards [...]

Really Funny Jokes - Betting - 113th Edition

admin — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:01:58 +0000

Two old cronies went into a drug store in the downtown part of New York City, and, addressing the proprietor by his first name, one of them said: “Dr. Charley, we have made a bet of the ice-cream sodas. We will have them now and when the bet is decided the loser will drop in and [...]

Joke of the Day - Diet - 112th Edition

admin — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:57:54 +0000

The doctor told him he needed carbohydrates, proteids, and above all, something nitrogenous. The doctor mentioned a long list of foods for him to eat. He staggered out and wabbled into a Penn avenue restaurant. “How about beefsteak?” he asked the waiter. “Is that nitrogenous?” The waiter didn’t know. “Are fried potatoes rich in carbohydrates or not?” The waiter [...]