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		<title>Teacher Grading Papers Next To You On Plane Not Pulling Any Punches</title>
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		<title>Weird Guy From 2 Jobs Ago Still Liking Woman’s Photos On Facebook</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 18:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>90% Of Audience At College Graduation Involved In Heated Family Argument</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SUNNYVALE, CA&#8212;Finally overcoming competition from the likes of Google, Microsoft, and AOL, internet corporation Yahoo firmly re-secured its place as an industry leader after Sunday&#8217;s purchase of millions of blogs written by 13-year-old girls.]]></description>
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		<title>[video] David Fincher To Helm YouTube’s First Hour-Long Drama Series ‘Turtle Has Sex With Shoes’</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 15:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hollywood Publicists Recommending Double Mastectomies For All Budding Actresses</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Barack Obama Edges Out Kim Jong-Un For ‘Best Living Narcissist’ At 2013 Billboard Music Awards</title>
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