Thick fog greeted me

Every single day the first order of business is to gaze out the picture window in the living room to see what the weather will be. Ninety percent of the time it is always the same, clear and nearly cloudless. Yikes, not this morning! Today I was greeted by a thick fog. Dark and dense, beautiful yet not at all inspiring to create the start to the high energy day I was hoping for.

Hmmm..... I had to ask myself, "Why is my couch, with all it's fluffy pillows, looking so comfortable to me at this early hour?" Maybe I should take a few minutes to lie down and give my darling kitty-kat a thank you snuggle as a reward for being up all night guarding the house from potential threats. Hey, and while I'm at it, I'll cover my legs with this soft throw to keep them warm against the cool dampness of the mornings air.

You know where this is going, don't you? With my warm kitty purring on my chest it took me only about two minutes to drift off into a deep sleep. When I awoke from my "nap" the room was full of mid-morning sunlight. Oh no! So much for being online early, ready to help my guys with their pre-game release of tension before the NFL game of their choice. Shame on me for allowing the Sandman to seduce me on the living room couch! I'm such a slut.

I did manage to spend some quality time on Streamate before heading off to have lunch with a couple of friends. The

Sexy, but not a silly-frilly pirate wench

The rest of the day was spent building Halloween costumes with my bestest gal-pal. Pirates. This year we're going as pirates and their sexy wenches. I'll make a point of showing off my sexy creation this week. If not in a live show then at least uploading photos to my Streamate photo gallery. Better yet, stop by each day. Throughout Halloween week I'll be dragging out my collection of costumes.

For those who have a fetish for the look and feel of stockings, there is nothing more erotic than the shimmer and slickness of nylon. Stockings, thigh highs, pantyhose, nylons, even sox and anklets are each a type leg wear which has it's devotees.

I pride myself on being prepared to satisfy fetishes of all kinds. Because of this I have every imaginable type of hosiery available at arms reach during my webcam shows. The variations of pantyhose, stockings and socks is staggering! And don't forget that stockings, not to be confused with their half-sisters thigh highs, need a garter belt to keep them securely in place. Garter belts are so sexy, and to make them even more so I have several bra, panty, garter belt sets in different colors and fabrics.

Seductive in nature, stockings are the most mainstream of all fetishes

What is the best way to relieve the days stress and tension?
#1, Sex
#2, Laughing till my sides hurt

Both laughter and sex are a great tension relievers, that is why I've decided to add my favorite jokes and videos to my blog. Have a good laugh to loosen you up a bit before going on to remedy the problem *wink*. Best of all worlds is to have a funny and fun loving fuck-buddy with whom you share both tension relievers!

Let's laugh together!

Hey, would you do me AND your friends a favor? Send this link to my site to anyone who you think will appreciate a bit more Joy in their life!

Love and laughter to you,

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important?
~ Hermione Gingold

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Symmetry in all God's creations.

People are forever trying to find ways to determine the size of a mans 'equipment' without his whipping it out for all to see. I've heard all kinds of theories and third party testimonials. I have girlfriends who swear they've had great luck using a man's shoe size, hand size, length and shape of fingers to give them clues about what a guy is packing within his trousers.

Personally I have never found a shred of credibility with any of my girlfriends tried and true methods to size a guy up prior to his dropping trou. But then a very brainy male friend of mine (who, for the time being, shall remain nameless) offered up a rather credible theory.He postulates that just as Leonardo Da Vinci realized a mans arm span equals his approximate height, and our forearm mirrors the measure of our foot, the span of a mans spread fingers gives a rough approximation of the length of his penis. Wow, that's an exciting bit of pseudo-scientific speculation!

Thumb (A) to Ring Finger (D)

What exactly is his theory involving finger span and penis size? To test the measure, first achieve a hard-on. Then, with fingers of either hand fully extended rest the tip of your thumb on the head of your cock, the tip of that same hands ring finger should reach the base of your cock at your balls. The distance from the tip of the ring finger to the tip of thumb is the approximate length of your cock.

That seems simple and straight forward enough.
Is there any truth to it? Let's make an anecdotal study to find out!
Everyone reading this article is hereby required to test on your own magnificent member (or, for you ladies, your man's member). Then send me your results: JoyLovewell (at)gmail.com, or share them with me within my CamModels chatroom. If your statistics aren't correct, that is your finger span to cock length is off, report to me your findings. Is your hand spread larger or smaller than your cock? Is the measure off by a great amount? Names aren't important but details are!

Depending on how large or small your hands appear this theory can be perceived as rather intimidating, am I right?
*GULP!*
Me personally, I'm not looking for a guy with huge hands (wink), I'm looking for a guy with the perfect hands. Neither too big nor too small. Like Goldilocks, and every other woman I know, I'm looking for a fit which is "just right". Aren't you too? If you have a theory for determining cooter size pre-plunge, I'm all ears =) I'll be sure to do a follow up story about the results.

OK, so let's add a little levity to this unnerving topic.
After all, as this video shows, there really can be too much of a good thing.

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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
~ Mae West

Guilty Pleasures

The gracious gesture of a lighter extended by a stranger.
Pouting red lips surround the white filter.
Seductive smoke curling heavenward.
The slow exhale.

Perhaps you'll find this video arousing?

"Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it." ~ Florence King

Treat your webcam girl with respect, together you'll have a blast !

RESPECT, isn't just the title of an Aretha Franklin song

As a webcam girl I'd have to say the most annoying part of my time on cam is when everyone is silent, no one speaking to me. On our side of the cam we can see your name, so we know you're there but you're just not talking. I've heard it from other girls too, that they get bored and frustrated if there's no one to talk to. You can imagine how difficult it is to be be smiling and bubbly all by ourselves. So please, jump in and say something. There's no need to be shy.

When you do summon the courage to finally type something, be respectful. Most cammodels only grant requests in a Private or Exclusive show, but charming her with a few kind words like please and thank you may hold the key to her gracing you a further peek. Better still, offer up a $1 in 'Gold', which is in essence a tip. Take my word for it, offering her a dollar (a mere dollar!) will make you stand out among the rest of the lurkers and insincere pests who take up her time. She'll be yours for the rest of your time within her room.

Penny Wise, Or Pound Foolish?
To have the best time possible, correctly choose the level of personal attention you'd prefer.
At first glance you may think that cheaper is better, but you're ultimate satisfaction depends what type of experience you're looking for.

A PRIVATE SHOW: It's a group show with other viewers popping in & out. It's no longer a public arena.
............. Generally, because you are not alone with her, she will not use your name or directly respond to your requests. She'll attempt to work everyone's request in to what she's doing, but there's no guarantee, so you may feel a bit unsatisfied if you have something special in mind. A Private Group Show is a great choice for a first time visit - think of it as window shopping.  A Private Group Show is perfect if you're in the mood to be a voyeur.

Versus

AN EXCLUSIVE SHOW: She's all yours and your requests will be catered to
............. If you're feeling you need her full attention, this is the route for you! While initially it seems more expensive, actually in the long run, because she is catering only to your needs requests you may be finished sooner while spending the same or maybe less!  An Exclusive show is always necessary for requests, role play, fetishes such as smoking or feet, kink such as strap-on, gagging, or clothing changes including hosiery or shoes.

Why spend more for a show?
Why buy a Lexus rather than a Corolla?

Express Yourself!

Consider our time together a virtual date.

One final suggestion which will thrill your video playmate, when you've reached your 'target' and are ready to release your payload, reach out one sticky finger and touch any single letter on your keyboard and hold it down so the letter repeats across the page for a short bit. Since she can't see you, and has no idea where you are in the process, this is the universal cue for, "I'm cumming!" or, "I've just cum!"
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
OR
xxxxxx
OR
ooooooooooooooooooooooo

For me, when I know you're in the process of getting a nut I can time my actions and reactions to coincide with what you've got going on. Giving us this bit of key information should provide you with a better overall experience. At least while you're with me it will!

An Attitude of Gratitude
Just as in texting or instant messaging TY stands for Thank You.

Consider your time together like you are on a date. You've spent money on her, paying for food and drinks. You've entertained her. Generally at the end of a fun date YOU say to her, "Thank you, for the fun evening". It's the same here. Consider yourself having been on a GREAT date! Personally it warms my heart to receive a thank you, or TY, for the intimate time we've spent together. It's a classy touch and always appreciated. Believe me, we ladies understand that after you get a nut too much thinking spoils the moment for you. Honestly, we don't expect anything more than a TY before you click out of our room.

Share The Love

Well, there is just one more little thing...........

"Gold" is the currency of appreciation.

As you exit there will be a pop-up which offers you the opportunity to rate your time with us.
We'd be thrilled beyond belief if you'd take a moment to write a little something about our time together. It needn't be elaborate or thought out. A simple "Wow!", or "omfg!" or "gr8!" is more than enough. For me, I'm THRILLED so see your name in my comments section of my biography pages. Strange as it may seem, reading your review actually means more to me than receiving a tip in GOLD! I'm filled with pride when I see your name on my profile's 'Comments' section with a little note about how much you appreciated our time together.

Of course as with any other customer service gig, being acknowledged with a gratuity of 'Gold' is always appreciated and remembered by me. When I receive Gold I tuck it into my stripper-shoe-tips-bank, and use it for new purchases of props, shoes or accessories for my shows.

And please know, I APPRECIATE YOU!
Don't be shy, pop over to my room and be sure to say, "Hi".
I look forward to getting to know you.

Make it a habit to tell people thank you. To express your appreciation, sincerely and without the expectation of anything in return. Truly appreciate those around you, and you'll soon find many others around you.
Truly appreciate life, and you'll find that you have more of it.
~ Ralph Marston

In the past the word 'Fetish' use to mean something out of the ordinary, but not any more.
These days kink and fetish are far more mainstream and talked about than ever before.

The Joy of Dominating

Granted, there are many women within North America who are not attracted by men who fight or take on a Gladiator stance..
There really is NO reason to feel like they must prove themselves.

When you first arrived here at my blog you likely asked yourself, "What does Joy really know about male masturbation?" It's a fair question. Since I'm not a guy, obviously, I don't have first hand experience with pleasuring my own. But I must counter with, "Doesn't experience count for something?" If you're like most guys, you've only played with one cock--the one in your own pants. Me, while I may not have my own 'Scepter of Love', I have done my fair share of rigorous investigation on (and off) the subject. My wealth of knowledge comes from my vast experience.

And, watching my favorite Weeds episode.......

Honestly, don't you wish you'd had an Uncle Andy or older brother who would have given you the same lighthearted speech Shane received? As a girl I wish I had! Or maybe self-pleasuring through masturbation should always be a voyage of self-discovery? Maybe like so many other hard won lessons in life we're each suppose to find our own way. Nah! I still think it would have been wonderfully liberating to have been given some pointers in what works best for snapping out a fast O. Now I'm fantasizing about how different my sex life would have been if I had asked for and been given a Hitachi Magic Wand for my sixteenth birthday!

What are your thoughts about this post and the Weeds clip?
I'd love to read your comments.

Smiles,

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind.
In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
~ Thomas S. Szasz

Young, flirty, wild, sassy, prissy, and one hell of a hot ass, Jenny Couture , as her fans know her, is an all-American sweetheart from Arizona.  She's no longer a teenager, but Jenny Couture is one of the top ten superstars on iFriends, and a very fun webcam girl date.

By day, Sexy Jenn is a hair stylist.  Most nights and weekends, you'll find her on iFriends spreading her bubbly personality and charm.

One of the coolest things about Jenny is that she loves to get into costume.  If you like sexy lingerie, naughty items, and fun and flirty get-ups, she has them!  So, don't be shy about special requests.  I've never seen her in the same thing twice.Oh, and did I mention her sweet, tight bubble ass?  It's HOT, and she knows it!  She will use it to bump and grind you into a frenzy.   If you're not careful, you'll blow your load before she ever gets started on the best part of the show.

Don't say I didn't warn you!

You can read more about Sexy Jenn on her iFriends fan page at SEXYJENN_18.  Tell her Pete sent you!