Juicy Julia's, Sexy Secrets and Confessions

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-182842182024-03-08T05:42:14.638-05:00Juicy Julia's, Sexy Secrets and ConfessionsThis blog is intended for adults only ~ the perverted or curious are welcome. This is the juicy details and confessions of my very sexually active life and sex-escapades. I am here to share all of my deepest secrets and tell-all I have learned along the way being a wild, sexual nymph.-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1155501802337893352006-08-13T15:42:00.000-05:002006-08-13T15:43:55.516-05:00Love the Internet? Then, SAVE THE INTERNET!!

It's the end of the blog-world and we know it... Bloggers take note: Corportate Lobbyists are NOT happy with all the space FREE BLOGGERS use and how BLOG sites are topping Google and other Search engines. Big corporate suckwads are bedding with certain Congressman in an attempt to pass a new bill called Net Neutrality. Here is a quick glimpse of what's happening on the site, Save theInternet.com

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1143214579799673392006-03-24T10:14:00.000-05:002006-04-07T08:43:45.800-05:00TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - A Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:The JuiceBirthday:Nunya Bizness but will tell you it wasn't last nightBirthplace:hospital bedCurrent Location:out thereEye Color:DependsHair Color:Also dependsHeight:5'6"Right Handed or Left Handed:Right for sureYour Heritage:SerbianThe Shoes You Wore Today:Ugg BootsYour Weakness:One night standsYour Fears:getting fat, growing old, going bald, losing my

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1143094407598364872006-03-23T01:11:00.000-05:002006-03-23T01:14:17.103-05:00It don't mean a thang, if you aint got....

a big shlong!What the fuck did ya think I would say?? P.S. To the boy-idiot yesterday who robbed me and then was UNROBBED of the things he robbed of me thanks to the gorgeous, courageous and dedicated men of the MASSILLON FIRE DEPT... BOO- YAHH! ya little FUCKER! NEXT TIME IF YOU WEAR A BELT WHEN YOU GO OUT ROBBING AND STEALING, YOU WILL HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF RUNNING WITH MY STOLEN

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1142922585140708202006-03-21T01:26:00.000-05:002006-03-23T15:54:49.063-05:00a day late and 2 people short...

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1137797911467797742006-01-17T14:52:00.000-05:002006-01-25T15:31:14.396-05:00Shifting Gears Never felt so fun!

Gay guys have all the best accessories. I have a penis fetish, always have. I love to collect penis items, penis erasers, penis beer can toppers, penis pencils, penis flashlights, any kind of penis gag gifts. Unfortunately, I drive an automatic.

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1136827372232643282006-01-09T12:21:00.000-05:002006-03-09T00:12:58.270-05:00Depressed Bitch?

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1136658994802151182006-01-07T13:31:00.000-05:002006-04-06T23:38:05.866-05:00The One about the Nipple Guy

I once had the only non-vaginal/anal/clitoral based orgasm of my life by a guy who had a crazy nipple fetish. This guy brought me to orgasm by twisting, biting, licking, sucking, pulling, pushing, grinding, squeezing, contorting (hope I covered them all) my nipples and even when I resisted and said STOP in my most unconvincing manner possible, he continued to do what he so obviously loved to do

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1136478648635654632006-01-05T11:24:00.000-05:002006-01-05T11:31:29.360-05:00Faker, Faker! Lame Lover Maker!

As the nurturing gender, our primarily responsibilities include MOLDING and TEACHING!! NEVER reward negative behavior with misleading and damaging “positive” reinforcement. Faking an orgasm is a true disservice for men and especially for the women! You shouldn’t give your child candy after getting caught lying. You wouldn’t give your dog the bone when he does NOT sit down or be quite. SO WHY,

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1136394255657285852006-01-04T12:02:00.000-05:002006-01-04T12:04:15.656-05:00Vegas Baby! The joy of hiring escorts.

The joy of hiring escorts. I recently read a blog from a man who said his New Year’s resolution is to get laid on his birthday and if he cannot get laid in the conventional sense, that he was going to go to Nevada where it he can pay someone to fuck him for his birthday legally.I responded with this:Why go to Nevada when Nevada will come to you. I recently discovered the joy of hiring escorts. 1.

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1136389478556910842006-01-02T10:32:00.000-05:002006-04-11T23:15:29.980-05:00100 things you never wanted to know about me

1. My nationality is Serbian.2. I have 5 piercings: Tongue, Belly button, and 3 sets in ears3. I love to shot guns and am an incredible marksman.4. The first time I got drunk, I was two years old, my grandfather from Yugoslavia gave me beer in my bottle at my baptism party. The second time I was 11 when my sister’s mixed Black Velvet with my Koolaid.5. My favorite restaurants are Chili’s for

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1136200949240239432006-01-01T08:17:00.000-05:002006-01-04T11:33:23.813-05:0010 things I learned along the way

Guilt is the burden carried by those who do not effectively self-justify.Freedom is only achieved when there is nothing left to lose or fear.Confidence is the reward for using a convincing attitude to bluff self-doubts.Imagination is the motivation of possibilities.Self- acceptance is relief from the burden of regrets.Happiness is not a right, it’s a privilege. Suffering is neither a right nor a

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1136029468798885832005-12-31T06:43:00.000-05:002006-03-21T01:00:11.453-05:00BAD GIRL

BAD GIRLI’ve been a bad, bad girl.I’m sorry and want forgiveness.It’s just this naughty little girl,who lives inside me. She’s the bad one.She doesn’t seem to care,consequences don’t matter,When facing the rewardsof instant gratification.PLEASURELUSTShe’s insatiable.She feeds off of desire.Do you desire her?Let her taunt and tease you…You won’t realize it’s happenedUntil you’ve already fallen for

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1136306628778478502005-12-27T11:43:00.000-05:002006-01-04T11:51:43.596-05:00Inspected by No. 33

While I was making my energy dinner of macaroni and cheese (I know, yucky), I was thinking and came up with my next “when-I-grow-up-I-want-to-be-a…” idea. I want to be the quality control tester at a dildo factory! Someone has to have the job because each one comes with a “money back if not satisfied guarantee”. Certainly they wouldn’t make such a promise if they weren’t sure it would “deliver”.

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1135478161937621852005-12-24T21:34:00.000-05:002006-03-21T01:15:40.526-05:00What Would Jesus Do? He'd shit!

Nothing makes the little shithead girl in me laugh harder than to watch people get pissed off about the little things they can't control~ especially christians. To honor my fellow hypocritical brethren, I bring forth to you on this special day, a little frequently known fact sure to piss off any jesus loving freak. I typed in WWW.JESUS.COM and it redirected me to this site http://

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1135158174512037552005-12-21T04:10:00.000-05:002005-12-24T21:43:23.470-05:00Why didn't I think of that! Sperm ATM's

The following is just my theory on men and women's biological clocks, ticking and stock written with the sole purpose to remind others of the grossly different biological demands of the sexes.Women menstrate once a month to shed their unused egg for that month. On the other hand (pun completely intended), the average male in his sexual prime must masterbate in order to rid his bodies of his

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1134361350077303672005-12-11T23:03:00.000-05:002005-12-24T21:43:36.180-05:00and I ask myself... HOW MUCH DO YOU COMMIT YOURSELF?

If you are supposed to be committed to someone, either proclamations of love or by legal binding contracts (marriage), how much do you commit yourself before you end up sacrificing yourself and end up COMMITTED (in a nutward)? How long is long enough? When is ENOUGH ENOUGH? Where is the fine-line between being someone they can lean-on to being extra baggage for you all together?I looked up the

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1134231569955693162005-12-10T11:19:00.000-05:002005-12-24T21:44:52.523-05:00Deep Throating - *the juicy details*

Although deep throating sounds like something you onlysee in the movies, you can do this too, get a thick banana,they work perfect because they are soft and thin enoughto learn but not thick enough to really suffocate you, plusthey're good for you.... take the unpeeled bananaand with your head back, relax your jaw letting it fall naturallyto your chin, then relax the throat, neck and shoulder

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1134149935048528052005-12-09T12:37:00.000-05:002006-01-04T11:59:15.670-05:00THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS

I hate catch 22'sthey are very dangerous for one's self-esteem.i want to choose the lesser of two evil'sbut either situation carries baggage.what to do?i am a hedonist- a pleasure junkiei am content only when fulfilling things that i find pleasurable-as i am sure it is human nature to do so-unfortunately, an admitted hedonist will tell youthat our distorted nature rarely alllows for us to make

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1133883347102546782005-12-06T10:35:00.000-05:002005-12-24T21:46:22.853-05:00Life is all about ASS

you're either covering it,laughing it off,kicking it,kissing it,busting it,trying to get a piece of it,behaving like one arguing with onewiping oneOR MARRYING ONE!!!  *Kisses* -=Julia=-

-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284218.post-1133812754850156912005-12-05T14:59:00.000-05:002005-12-24T21:46:37.716-05:00A Story about a Penis *Bobbin and Weavin!*

A story about a penis and how I learned "Bobbin and Weavin"!The first time I saw a penis was of course in the dirty magazinesthat my brother and I had found in my dad's hidden stashin the garage behind a box of Nails and Orange-off. He keptthem in an old milk crate. LOTS of them. 70's porn, hairybushes mostly, very little airbrushing, real women'sbodies, and a few cocks here and there.But the

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