<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703</id><updated>2024-11-01T06:35:36.073-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Jump Attack!</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>87</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-3576797644150916862</id><published>2007-11-07T21:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-07T21:11:17.419-05:00</updated><title type='text'>HAH! It&#39;s not an American!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid727eb36jTRhKWYiML_u2ZHZfMFmONL4Ahesi6QcEuu2gGxZJZy2aoU9o1Pwvt0kpkAe16BHJWbcljqZzzUPRwKwssJSWFHd5iqcgjDC5wWsZ7ZnFsewnwJxRZKoaR2JZiBOFxAd_87i7/s1600-h/Playstation+3.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid727eb36jTRhKWYiML_u2ZHZfMFmONL4Ahesi6QcEuu2gGxZJZy2aoU9o1Pwvt0kpkAe16BHJWbcljqZzzUPRwKwssJSWFHd5iqcgjDC5wWsZ7ZnFsewnwJxRZKoaR2JZiBOFxAd_87i7/s400/Playstation+3.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5130286021437047570&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;It&#39;s the videogames! They should be banned, I say, banned!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=492096&amp;amp;in_page_id=1770&quot;&gt;British kid hires hitman to kill his mom because she took away his Playstation 3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: MNgilen&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/3576797644150916862/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/3576797644150916862' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/3576797644150916862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/3576797644150916862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/11/hah-its-not-american.html' title='HAH! 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float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgg0PNIk1QzgjohMChWP3uL4XnYgEkz9BV5BRl21tDedLJUzP0ZRJ5tGjZHsIocOpPIre82n3kQuZLrLQU05BNDdugH56pZMMcoxoQb9yiDUr6RwE4coKVvWUtu8YNiNAUGX_nKkonIu7B/s400/origami+lights.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5130281232548512514&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Origami that puts your napkin folding to shame.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://ericjoisel.com/Site/humans.html&quot;&gt;This guy must be so boring.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: Chrys Omori&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/7702342893936088284/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/7702342893936088284' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/7702342893936088284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/7702342893936088284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/11/paper-cut.html' title='Paper Cut!'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgg0PNIk1QzgjohMChWP3uL4XnYgEkz9BV5BRl21tDedLJUzP0ZRJ5tGjZHsIocOpPIre82n3kQuZLrLQU05BNDdugH56pZMMcoxoQb9yiDUr6RwE4coKVvWUtu8YNiNAUGX_nKkonIu7B/s72-c/origami+lights.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-3304406805237751498</id><published>2007-11-07T10:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-07T11:06:13.598-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Knife Attack!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVr6pSP3PD8ycPTo7wgDB0nLDK5vI3y-157iM2Hv4ukM7JJO1zIQaYY2gnA355yYplQiJA_Zemu70tZr7DcRhvM4tOcq5wXDnPq5X5fJZT_CMCcXJqY4O67_5bRs5oVHfBoGZURhqDjosB/s1600-h/knife+atcha.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVr6pSP3PD8ycPTo7wgDB0nLDK5vI3y-157iM2Hv4ukM7JJO1zIQaYY2gnA355yYplQiJA_Zemu70tZr7DcRhvM4tOcq5wXDnPq5X5fJZT_CMCcXJqY4O67_5bRs5oVHfBoGZURhqDjosB/s400/knife+atcha.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5130129158015843874&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Army dude got his head stabbed in Iraq.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://edition.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/11/05/injured.soldier/index.html#cnnSTCPhoto&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don&#39;t worry, he&#39;s fine - and headed back soon!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: mnsc&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/3304406805237751498/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/3304406805237751498' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/3304406805237751498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/3304406805237751498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/11/knife-brain-just-another-day-at-office.html' title='Knife Attack!'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVr6pSP3PD8ycPTo7wgDB0nLDK5vI3y-157iM2Hv4ukM7JJO1zIQaYY2gnA355yYplQiJA_Zemu70tZr7DcRhvM4tOcq5wXDnPq5X5fJZT_CMCcXJqY4O67_5bRs5oVHfBoGZURhqDjosB/s72-c/knife+atcha.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-2945187623332776359</id><published>2007-11-05T18:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-05T18:12:52.731-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Flux capacitor? &lt;--way too clunky</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOeqv23ewcwNlWFiP0BPmPVktaT0ZHMg0bpUZGMgbNosFiwNOyrw0sGBZYJG271YCMYgaIqyHga8GOMDWQX5E6herFPLdLf3AK7mVsOJCUxrbr7X-gBqI9VLFxaK23RbV614uYJ0DxVILw/s1600-h/fluxitron.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOeqv23ewcwNlWFiP0BPmPVktaT0ZHMg0bpUZGMgbNosFiwNOyrw0sGBZYJG271YCMYgaIqyHga8GOMDWQX5E6herFPLdLf3AK7mVsOJCUxrbr7X-gBqI9VLFxaK23RbV614uYJ0DxVILw/s400/fluxitron.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129497084858760722&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Finally, a Chronotheric Fluxing Capacitron for the home!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/absinthetic/1795860552/in/set-72157602771535784/&quot;&gt;Keep your Delorean in the garage, sonny.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: gavinandrewstewart&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/2945187623332776359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/2945187623332776359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/2945187623332776359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/2945187623332776359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/11/time-travelers-dream.html' title='Flux capacitor? &lt;--way too clunky'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOeqv23ewcwNlWFiP0BPmPVktaT0ZHMg0bpUZGMgbNosFiwNOyrw0sGBZYJG271YCMYgaIqyHga8GOMDWQX5E6herFPLdLf3AK7mVsOJCUxrbr7X-gBqI9VLFxaK23RbV614uYJ0DxVILw/s72-c/fluxitron.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-4127016053477854032</id><published>2007-11-05T17:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-05T18:04:17.804-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Vishnu Reincarnated?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgQ6whMVI3ppYfiLJp3DhD4vQgPMJpPDBLoJ7z9Zh_Achy15gxsjwYmU7DZQgzm2HY7AfKCqEQtOYalrKWd9k5GUzsVJ5Ku0OgNP2E9lTFtqtmYcrARVPuU8wnxXW5PtVAmFOeLu0R4orq/s1600-h/vishnu.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgQ6whMVI3ppYfiLJp3DhD4vQgPMJpPDBLoJ7z9Zh_Achy15gxsjwYmU7DZQgzm2HY7AfKCqEQtOYalrKWd9k5GUzsVJ5Ku0OgNP2E9lTFtqtmYcrARVPuU8wnxXW5PtVAmFOeLu0R4orq/s400/vishnu.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129495366871842306&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;... or a giant human/spider?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You decide.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23419627-details/Toddler+with+eight+limbs+branded+%27reincarnation+of+Hindu+god%27+to+undergo+life-saving+operation/article.do&quot;&gt;8-limbed girl!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: rightiswrong&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/4127016053477854032/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/4127016053477854032' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/4127016053477854032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/4127016053477854032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/11/vishnu-reincarnated.html' title='Vishnu Reincarnated?'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgQ6whMVI3ppYfiLJp3DhD4vQgPMJpPDBLoJ7z9Zh_Achy15gxsjwYmU7DZQgzm2HY7AfKCqEQtOYalrKWd9k5GUzsVJ5Ku0OgNP2E9lTFtqtmYcrARVPuU8wnxXW5PtVAmFOeLu0R4orq/s72-c/vishnu.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-3218602318214568980</id><published>2007-11-01T23:45:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-11-01T23:56:16.040-04:00</updated><title type='text'>More corpse defiling!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgosrU1okMtAy8dVlaCrFCT4M_TjXgp5AyqFrZm-cKthgUjeuEQw6v2P_tyJNEQG91WlD3TWdWmDPW4vwAC26GhDk7ytF1Oa-7wUd2oCC1MauCKtXKib2P-rAm_GQMi2WSKGRyOcxPRmwf3/s1600-h/morgue.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgosrU1okMtAy8dVlaCrFCT4M_TjXgp5AyqFrZm-cKthgUjeuEQw6v2P_tyJNEQG91WlD3TWdWmDPW4vwAC26GhDk7ytF1Oa-7wUd2oCC1MauCKtXKib2P-rAm_GQMi2WSKGRyOcxPRmwf3/s400/morgue.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5128086342720847346&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;So he likes older women...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/10/30/ap/strange/main3433381.shtml&quot;&gt;Lab tech caught sexually molesting corpse of 92 year-old woman&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: mikeymackinon&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/3218602318214568980/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/3218602318214568980' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/3218602318214568980'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/3218602318214568980'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/11/more-corpse-defiling.html' title='More corpse defiling!'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgosrU1okMtAy8dVlaCrFCT4M_TjXgp5AyqFrZm-cKthgUjeuEQw6v2P_tyJNEQG91WlD3TWdWmDPW4vwAC26GhDk7ytF1Oa-7wUd2oCC1MauCKtXKib2P-rAm_GQMi2WSKGRyOcxPRmwf3/s72-c/morgue.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-6032241677940360996</id><published>2007-11-01T23:10:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-11-01T23:17:39.771-04:00</updated><title type='text'>WE ARE ZOGG</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1qSdDugOCTxoNrjqcir1KBDtnC_0XHwTX4C8h3RqXsOLvIf51xTQTUVpeZNxbS6ZhKuRLlmSEHW1LT5Vl1Lf1NIzWHaMrqCeI9356BtUVlZLpXO3uG4y5FZcT9jcQCwfufGQ5BWBkZj7q/s1600-h/Andromeda.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1qSdDugOCTxoNrjqcir1KBDtnC_0XHwTX4C8h3RqXsOLvIf51xTQTUVpeZNxbS6ZhKuRLlmSEHW1LT5Vl1Lf1NIzWHaMrqCeI9356BtUVlZLpXO3uG4y5FZcT9jcQCwfufGQ5BWBkZj7q/s400/Andromeda.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5128076275317505506&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Retroviruses don&#39;t just wear zoot suits:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/zogg/zogg1.html&quot;&gt;ZOGG has invaded... here&#39;s the handbook.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Picture: makelessnoise&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/6032241677940360996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/6032241677940360996' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/6032241677940360996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/6032241677940360996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/11/we-are-zogg.html' title='WE ARE ZOGG'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1qSdDugOCTxoNrjqcir1KBDtnC_0XHwTX4C8h3RqXsOLvIf51xTQTUVpeZNxbS6ZhKuRLlmSEHW1LT5Vl1Lf1NIzWHaMrqCeI9356BtUVlZLpXO3uG4y5FZcT9jcQCwfufGQ5BWBkZj7q/s72-c/Andromeda.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-8983968712836279829</id><published>2007-11-01T23:04:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-11-01T23:07:39.089-04:00</updated><title type='text'>wow...just....wow</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGz6q3oFqFijNDgSFv43ufG14O_EqyF3RTr0elGaQ_XCu6J7zL_fFuwiUCjC2JKMBL7t84RaqsOZ9PFWT78hSGIIJrCR4ydkbHeTpeJ4t0hVK6IWWbYAu2OZC1xI8Y_5Tsp266g5ioyu7M/s1600-h/miniature+horse.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGz6q3oFqFijNDgSFv43ufG14O_EqyF3RTr0elGaQ_XCu6J7zL_fFuwiUCjC2JKMBL7t84RaqsOZ9PFWT78hSGIIJrCR4ydkbHeTpeJ4t0hVK6IWWbYAu2OZC1xI8Y_5Tsp266g5ioyu7M/s400/miniature+horse.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5128074166488563154&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I can&#39;t improve on this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ksat.com/news/14413827/detail.html&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Pit Bulls Kill Miniature Horse Donated to Cancer Stricken Child&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: Lazy_Lightning&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/8983968712836279829/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/8983968712836279829' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/8983968712836279829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/8983968712836279829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/11/wowjustwow.html' title='wow...just....wow'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGz6q3oFqFijNDgSFv43ufG14O_EqyF3RTr0elGaQ_XCu6J7zL_fFuwiUCjC2JKMBL7t84RaqsOZ9PFWT78hSGIIJrCR4ydkbHeTpeJ4t0hVK6IWWbYAu2OZC1xI8Y_5Tsp266g5ioyu7M/s72-c/miniature+horse.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-6595991189366345892</id><published>2007-09-04T11:13:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-04T11:23:35.741-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Promiscuous one-legged man</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj0sqxcHjiuvV_pFBvZv_o0Bj4j3JCvVCbR7OjnaNdpM7hGvn8Z3XoV6IMcWXmmxzmMgBfOHKfgQi-bZ4QU8zo92qw7mx-hrezdjwWu_8mMOGObtC68HRUffuO5ctFlEAGZbVDns55YQSw/s1600-h/Rabbit.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj0sqxcHjiuvV_pFBvZv_o0Bj4j3JCvVCbR7OjnaNdpM7hGvn8Z3XoV6IMcWXmmxzmMgBfOHKfgQi-bZ4QU8zo92qw7mx-hrezdjwWu_8mMOGObtC68HRUffuO5ctFlEAGZbVDns55YQSw/s400/Rabbit.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106369051241389522&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Testicles the size of grapefruits. A libido the size of a watermelon. The brain of a child.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/08/20/father.100.reut/index.html&quot;&gt;60 year-old man shoots for 100 kids by 2015... 78 down, 22 to go.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: Peterastn&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/6595991189366345892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/6595991189366345892' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/6595991189366345892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/6595991189366345892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/09/promiscuous-one-legged-man.html' title='Promiscuous one-legged man'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj0sqxcHjiuvV_pFBvZv_o0Bj4j3JCvVCbR7OjnaNdpM7hGvn8Z3XoV6IMcWXmmxzmMgBfOHKfgQi-bZ4QU8zo92qw7mx-hrezdjwWu_8mMOGObtC68HRUffuO5ctFlEAGZbVDns55YQSw/s72-c/Rabbit.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-3229441249665354860</id><published>2007-08-30T11:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-30T11:30:19.410-04:00</updated><title type='text'>humanity is evolving</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyL5s27VuVNEeNoDoIVi02Znkibkot7oFZiHgKx9SmzOehwk5McqQXAej4sYtgyDyY_s6f9bsa2AxI8laMG7IK2SICwd589ADc0gB_vL5KuUfo9RLfudxw4yf0fwKOPP3_FGsG2wcHFneh/s1600-h/fingers,+toes.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyL5s27VuVNEeNoDoIVi02Znkibkot7oFZiHgKx9SmzOehwk5McqQXAej4sYtgyDyY_s6f9bsa2AxI8laMG7IK2SICwd589ADc0gB_vL5KuUfo9RLfudxw4yf0fwKOPP3_FGsG2wcHFneh/s400/fingers,+toes.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104515235982253506&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I was born with five hands. I would have had such a glorious circus career...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.philly.com/philly/news/weird_news/20070829_ap_brooklynbabysports12fingers12toes.html&quot;&gt;Butchers decide to cut off 12-fingered and 12-toed boy&#39;s digits&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: scragz&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/3229441249665354860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/3229441249665354860' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/3229441249665354860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/3229441249665354860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/humanity-is-evolving.html' title='humanity is evolving'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyL5s27VuVNEeNoDoIVi02Znkibkot7oFZiHgKx9SmzOehwk5McqQXAej4sYtgyDyY_s6f9bsa2AxI8laMG7IK2SICwd589ADc0gB_vL5KuUfo9RLfudxw4yf0fwKOPP3_FGsG2wcHFneh/s72-c/fingers,+toes.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-3848530005117154359</id><published>2007-08-30T11:18:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-30T11:21:00.941-04:00</updated><title type='text'>China kills our kids!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu-h0QWYwebaLqzG4G71_D0nIijqwnT-N58rselNl1UpjlHmkrLAgt8dmbXRaDga-J5YWxmTsaw-DVHI3SeMBGvVNXlxW6HHWa0ue0t_cKFnQ0qpM4fsdHJphcGL0XuAVUZSElSaqEufp-/s1600-h/crayons.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu-h0QWYwebaLqzG4G71_D0nIijqwnT-N58rselNl1UpjlHmkrLAgt8dmbXRaDga-J5YWxmTsaw-DVHI3SeMBGvVNXlxW6HHWa0ue0t_cKFnQ0qpM4fsdHJphcGL0XuAVUZSElSaqEufp-/s400/crayons.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104513651139321266&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The Chinese Gov&#39;t is continuing its secret campaign to poison our children.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://money.cnn.com/2007/08/30/news/companies/crayon_recall/index.htm?cnn=yes&quot;&gt;Crayons from China recalled because of excessive lead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: chefranden&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/3848530005117154359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/3848530005117154359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/3848530005117154359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/3848530005117154359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/china-sabotage.html' title='China kills our kids!'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu-h0QWYwebaLqzG4G71_D0nIijqwnT-N58rselNl1UpjlHmkrLAgt8dmbXRaDga-J5YWxmTsaw-DVHI3SeMBGvVNXlxW6HHWa0ue0t_cKFnQ0qpM4fsdHJphcGL0XuAVUZSElSaqEufp-/s72-c/crayons.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-9079511519249689164</id><published>2007-08-29T13:25:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-29T13:29:06.612-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Obama conspiracy?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOVnDyBwOkzHp8atYmzJnPZNYyzQMRkBTOuo3TGjemxaNW-EZGopfYzaBPWTd8UssX_3L2VOayIFkXOU3hqUfDh0Tn-BfUaca2Y2MDdZkudsUPf0KMsJJjGQvHeA5iUmVJCIY3QjFmJb1Q/s1600-h/obama+%2708.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOVnDyBwOkzHp8atYmzJnPZNYyzQMRkBTOuo3TGjemxaNW-EZGopfYzaBPWTd8UssX_3L2VOayIFkXOU3hqUfDh0Tn-BfUaca2Y2MDdZkudsUPf0KMsJJjGQvHeA5iUmVJCIY3QjFmJb1Q/s400/obama+%2708.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104175456824499618&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I bet Hillary feels left out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2007/08/29/4455468-ap.html&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Karl Rove&#39;s car has been vandalized, in an extremely non-threatening way&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: CommandZed&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/9079511519249689164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/9079511519249689164' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/9079511519249689164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/9079511519249689164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/obama-conspiracy.html' title='Obama conspiracy?'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOVnDyBwOkzHp8atYmzJnPZNYyzQMRkBTOuo3TGjemxaNW-EZGopfYzaBPWTd8UssX_3L2VOayIFkXOU3hqUfDh0Tn-BfUaca2Y2MDdZkudsUPf0KMsJJjGQvHeA5iUmVJCIY3QjFmJb1Q/s72-c/obama+%2708.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-1939005293205039658</id><published>2007-08-29T13:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-29T13:21:26.483-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Pepto won&#39;t cut it.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBjsLDgjsOKSRXzEp8p4OzoCtEECWKjGISEoytu_fie4x_vFayzTiKLvOtIgkiI0b6gQaxU3hSc33P-vA3B2x8JW2FevAPj1q92Ytz1Ab3rcbDqVuj-vo7KGwldTl0kdZM_ESazo33R8lx/s1600-h/knife.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBjsLDgjsOKSRXzEp8p4OzoCtEECWKjGISEoytu_fie4x_vFayzTiKLvOtIgkiI0b6gQaxU3hSc33P-vA3B2x8JW2FevAPj1q92Ytz1Ab3rcbDqVuj-vo7KGwldTl0kdZM_ESazo33R8lx/s400/knife.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104173631463398802&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can&#39;t handle spicy Indian food, and I was right - Indian stomachs can take anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.miamiherald.com/577/story/218564.html&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Indian man stalls extradition by swallowing a knife&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: tanakawho&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/1939005293205039658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/1939005293205039658' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/1939005293205039658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/1939005293205039658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/pepto-wont-cut-it.html' title='Pepto won&#39;t cut it.'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBjsLDgjsOKSRXzEp8p4OzoCtEECWKjGISEoytu_fie4x_vFayzTiKLvOtIgkiI0b6gQaxU3hSc33P-vA3B2x8JW2FevAPj1q92Ytz1Ab3rcbDqVuj-vo7KGwldTl0kdZM_ESazo33R8lx/s72-c/knife.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-3695221186731713503</id><published>2007-08-29T13:04:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-29T13:32:44.385-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Dog food made of gold!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWZ6rVBLq3zJulRdbaYGVZqdhHgu9bHRD5QAdQEhC9kkZZFJ2XMKRaggNAco5TCWD2lmi8u5eAy5rVdHfvrnGQm51Dwj4p785Y-92-fZLUrl7Uf9YfHbEbSL3O2DdT5o7XfmGdshVF3-WG/s1600-h/angel+statue.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWZ6rVBLq3zJulRdbaYGVZqdhHgu9bHRD5QAdQEhC9kkZZFJ2XMKRaggNAco5TCWD2lmi8u5eAy5rVdHfvrnGQm51Dwj4p785Y-92-fZLUrl7Uf9YfHbEbSL3O2DdT5o7XfmGdshVF3-WG/s400/angel+statue.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5104171295001189762&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;He shall be bathed in dragon tears, his nails trimmed with Elvis&#39; trimmers, his teeth cleaned with a brush made of hair from U.S. Presidents!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.philly.com/philly/news/weird_news/20070829_ap_helmsleysdoggets12millioninwill.html&quot;&gt;Woman leaves dog $12 million in will, only gives money to 2/4 grandchildren&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: BabyParentingGuide&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/3695221186731713503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/3695221186731713503' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/3695221186731713503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/3695221186731713503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/dog-food-made-of-gold.html' title='Dog food made of gold!'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWZ6rVBLq3zJulRdbaYGVZqdhHgu9bHRD5QAdQEhC9kkZZFJ2XMKRaggNAco5TCWD2lmi8u5eAy5rVdHfvrnGQm51Dwj4p785Y-92-fZLUrl7Uf9YfHbEbSL3O2DdT5o7XfmGdshVF3-WG/s72-c/angel+statue.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-5806699356022776571</id><published>2007-08-28T09:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-28T09:58:31.935-04:00</updated><title type='text'>4 1/2 foot penis</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR_xojnIgWvXKxrvpl5yirRrVD9KZRMa7fIeI27kVxfsID4-21wVsLwxzuC-85rU_s36LG2Mw1JM0rysClzobnbtJmagY95WyXSBrrrXRsaPkNEB-geIbFKpiqGAD5TW0614cu1kNLtcGK/s1600-h/walrus.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR_xojnIgWvXKxrvpl5yirRrVD9KZRMa7fIeI27kVxfsID4-21wVsLwxzuC-85rU_s36LG2Mw1JM0rysClzobnbtJmagY95WyXSBrrrXRsaPkNEB-geIbFKpiqGAD5TW0614cu1kNLtcGK/s400/walrus.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103749907169844594&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;How much would you pay?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.miamiherald.com/577/story/216126.html&quot;&gt;Ripley&#39;s buys $8k extinct walrus penis bone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: hans s&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/5806699356022776571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/5806699356022776571' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/5806699356022776571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/5806699356022776571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/4-12-foot-penis.html' title='4 1/2 foot penis'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR_xojnIgWvXKxrvpl5yirRrVD9KZRMa7fIeI27kVxfsID4-21wVsLwxzuC-85rU_s36LG2Mw1JM0rysClzobnbtJmagY95WyXSBrrrXRsaPkNEB-geIbFKpiqGAD5TW0614cu1kNLtcGK/s72-c/walrus.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-4046387138204261158</id><published>2007-08-28T09:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-28T09:49:55.419-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Hundreds of dogs drown!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJLFw3TEaZKSv1B6kgdXWjPTRAdC0sP04QOb_6LgYFVnBlQv4sKRCM18L0EXcHVTLZbs-tvbsyQERqRa81CpE_EVVyOV_awJp2W7Qazqhy45VOtHov0MX-YDG1gHTVYH8zliqY8aH_T9oC/s1600-h/dog+in+pool.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJLFw3TEaZKSv1B6kgdXWjPTRAdC0sP04QOb_6LgYFVnBlQv4sKRCM18L0EXcHVTLZbs-tvbsyQERqRa81CpE_EVVyOV_awJp2W7Qazqhy45VOtHov0MX-YDG1gHTVYH8zliqY8aH_T9oC/s400/dog+in+pool.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103748013089267042&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Just kiddin&#39;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kansascity.com/450/story/249935.html&quot;&gt;Dog pool party&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: Brendan Adkins&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/4046387138204261158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/4046387138204261158' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/4046387138204261158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/4046387138204261158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/hundreds-of-dogs-drown.html' title='Hundreds of dogs drown!'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJLFw3TEaZKSv1B6kgdXWjPTRAdC0sP04QOb_6LgYFVnBlQv4sKRCM18L0EXcHVTLZbs-tvbsyQERqRa81CpE_EVVyOV_awJp2W7Qazqhy45VOtHov0MX-YDG1gHTVYH8zliqY8aH_T9oC/s72-c/dog+in+pool.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-7820047401766647603</id><published>2007-08-27T13:27:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-27T13:31:40.024-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Raccoon entrails. And drama.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDnlXlkLyMVpOZCrsj1af0kDUSUzfpMxUMWrWR-crP198KvWPZEp472ZD7ApUa812_KqD0ZwJmG0SzK7OQfpfMLIrczwt2HTuq5booB-oimoIjoDIKa_YzJveLGVHjEWQdHjSShyg0suic/s1600-h/raccoon.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDnlXlkLyMVpOZCrsj1af0kDUSUzfpMxUMWrWR-crP198KvWPZEp472ZD7ApUa812_KqD0ZwJmG0SzK7OQfpfMLIrczwt2HTuq5booB-oimoIjoDIKa_YzJveLGVHjEWQdHjSShyg0suic/s400/raccoon.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103433376670063954&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Let&#39;s wrap the intestines around the welcome mat, yeah just like that. Now put the head in the middle. Perfect.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/08/23/national/a095625D54.DTL&amp;amp;type=bondage&quot;&gt;Wiccan feud involves entrails on doorsteps&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Picture: CodyR&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/7820047401766647603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/7820047401766647603' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/7820047401766647603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/7820047401766647603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/raccoon-entrails-and-drama.html' title='Raccoon entrails. And drama.'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDnlXlkLyMVpOZCrsj1af0kDUSUzfpMxUMWrWR-crP198KvWPZEp472ZD7ApUa812_KqD0ZwJmG0SzK7OQfpfMLIrczwt2HTuq5booB-oimoIjoDIKa_YzJveLGVHjEWQdHjSShyg0suic/s72-c/raccoon.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-4136312624574688859</id><published>2007-08-27T11:33:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-27T11:41:06.610-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Strippers don&#39;t take monopoly money</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_rVLwn2eEQVfujWyBtMWpsilTPZa5D6mIDSbE6zcnIS7qhrJRZwEUvIfr5cimMRw4ps5A8plggdQ1XIH9eU94v1YYaUsg1IMW8oqXhmVCOAnWIHCKVBuRYnEXDC8FPj9yvqTmQDGOlS9H/s1600-h/money.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_rVLwn2eEQVfujWyBtMWpsilTPZa5D6mIDSbE6zcnIS7qhrJRZwEUvIfr5cimMRw4ps5A8plggdQ1XIH9eU94v1YYaUsg1IMW8oqXhmVCOAnWIHCKVBuRYnEXDC8FPj9yvqTmQDGOlS9H/s400/money.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103405150144994626&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Man crosses &quot;Go&quot; and gets $1400 dollars, several lap dances.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kansascity.com/450/story/247499.html&quot;&gt;Man prints Hamiltons on his computer. And wow, gets caught.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: yomanimus&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/4136312624574688859/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/4136312624574688859' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/4136312624574688859'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/4136312624574688859'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/strippers-dont-take-monopoly-money.html' title='Strippers don&#39;t take monopoly money'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_rVLwn2eEQVfujWyBtMWpsilTPZa5D6mIDSbE6zcnIS7qhrJRZwEUvIfr5cimMRw4ps5A8plggdQ1XIH9eU94v1YYaUsg1IMW8oqXhmVCOAnWIHCKVBuRYnEXDC8FPj9yvqTmQDGOlS9H/s72-c/money.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-6236738967049413920</id><published>2007-08-24T14:33:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-24T14:38:15.732-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Irish people are freaks</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJwJWtUroBl-04_hUKh5gGJRng0VwlYkih23iNEtzNgF7odHjIi1kqObF-FeSMZvltai5bxPqVDqTKv5sOiJxgiq7LzAvqa0hw_QlsIV_Ea55wgrks9E3OwM9Zw9tzSX1Al2pRa7ng6Biu/s1600-h/snake.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJwJWtUroBl-04_hUKh5gGJRng0VwlYkih23iNEtzNgF7odHjIi1kqObF-FeSMZvltai5bxPqVDqTKv5sOiJxgiq7LzAvqa0hw_QlsIV_Ea55wgrks9E3OwM9Zw9tzSX1Al2pRa7ng6Biu/s400/snake.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102338095585074482&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I want to see a picture of this dude. He looks like a troll, I just know it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It &quot;tasted lovely.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.miamiherald.com/577/story/214137.html&quot;&gt;Man headbutts girlfriend, then bites off the head of her pet snake&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: robbie jim&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/6236738967049413920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/6236738967049413920' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/6236738967049413920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/6236738967049413920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/irish-people-are-freaks.html' title='Irish people are freaks'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJwJWtUroBl-04_hUKh5gGJRng0VwlYkih23iNEtzNgF7odHjIi1kqObF-FeSMZvltai5bxPqVDqTKv5sOiJxgiq7LzAvqa0hw_QlsIV_Ea55wgrks9E3OwM9Zw9tzSX1Al2pRa7ng6Biu/s72-c/snake.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-7501552818524117464</id><published>2007-08-24T14:14:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-24T14:25:02.216-04:00</updated><title type='text'>um... uber-expensive Lederhosen</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK5m9vzXaesGbKs7wsM9DZoTUr7YrRRC1K0xWUf2dzIyombiInq5X4oXW3Sn4Z1Wy7rF6Y6sqZVciaLwfwpxon_GYrFiKJDqQhpBmbMjUibzr_EtkfHo6LlJZxidet24HpGRYvgbX0hfxW/s1600-h/diamond.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK5m9vzXaesGbKs7wsM9DZoTUr7YrRRC1K0xWUf2dzIyombiInq5X4oXW3Sn4Z1Wy7rF6Y6sqZVciaLwfwpxon_GYrFiKJDqQhpBmbMjUibzr_EtkfHo6LlJZxidet24HpGRYvgbX0hfxW/s400/diamond.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102334101265489170&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But why?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/08/25/2014892.htm&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kansascity.com/450/story/245813.html&quot;&gt;$142,000 diamond-studded Lederhosen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: jurvetson&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/7501552818524117464/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/7501552818524117464' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/7501552818524117464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/7501552818524117464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/um-uber-expensive-lederhosen.html' title='um... uber-expensive Lederhosen'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK5m9vzXaesGbKs7wsM9DZoTUr7YrRRC1K0xWUf2dzIyombiInq5X4oXW3Sn4Z1Wy7rF6Y6sqZVciaLwfwpxon_GYrFiKJDqQhpBmbMjUibzr_EtkfHo6LlJZxidet24HpGRYvgbX0hfxW/s72-c/diamond.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-5486216238991638817</id><published>2007-08-24T12:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-24T12:29:08.918-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Grapes served with a side of justice</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg190qPXBVOjVpORpVB_YBcqgjwfgjmp2ilh9_duD-BCg0736PakbYHOrleiJbeov7n8DRIkllCjHx5Sqknju2lLLRS4OfvVwwIz4Lqx_KS2q64uBnVbiX1AfvUsHNuwlMjgzwSOHePxHrC/s1600-h/grapes.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg190qPXBVOjVpORpVB_YBcqgjwfgjmp2ilh9_duD-BCg0736PakbYHOrleiJbeov7n8DRIkllCjHx5Sqknju2lLLRS4OfvVwwIz4Lqx_KS2q64uBnVbiX1AfvUsHNuwlMjgzwSOHePxHrC/s400/grapes.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102304126688730370&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The judge threw something right back at her.... the law!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;booyah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.miamiherald.com/577/story/213967.html&quot;&gt;Crazy player hater pelts school board with grapes.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: Zest-pk&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/5486216238991638817/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/5486216238991638817' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/5486216238991638817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/5486216238991638817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/judge-throws-book-at-grape-thrower.html' title='Grapes served with a side of justice'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg190qPXBVOjVpORpVB_YBcqgjwfgjmp2ilh9_duD-BCg0736PakbYHOrleiJbeov7n8DRIkllCjHx5Sqknju2lLLRS4OfvVwwIz4Lqx_KS2q64uBnVbiX1AfvUsHNuwlMjgzwSOHePxHrC/s72-c/grapes.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-883544167435623681</id><published>2007-08-24T12:18:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-24T12:22:45.968-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Spaghetti is good, but meatballs are great!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgci5tp4bUn9YKP2w6WF32ltTYM3Fu1ItayITlyGA-bAN7cZ2GZVp0tY0Fk2cUnaElCBpIeDW89fqY3UMaLXCNrTZTpRqw1hmVttTn3nH2DGYLAqZYwBBsjaS2Je42NQQiBBw3QVFU7MxbB/s1600-h/spaghetti+and+meatballs.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgci5tp4bUn9YKP2w6WF32ltTYM3Fu1ItayITlyGA-bAN7cZ2GZVp0tY0Fk2cUnaElCBpIeDW89fqY3UMaLXCNrTZTpRqw1hmVttTn3nH2DGYLAqZYwBBsjaS2Je42NQQiBBw3QVFU7MxbB/s400/spaghetti+and+meatballs.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5102302859673378034&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Meatballs + Marijuana = Betrayal!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2007/08/24/4442568-ap.html&quot;&gt;Detective fired after wife spiked his meatballs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: Benimoto&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/883544167435623681/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/883544167435623681' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/883544167435623681'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/883544167435623681'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/spaghetti-is-good-but-meatballs-are.html' title='Spaghetti is good, but meatballs are great!'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgci5tp4bUn9YKP2w6WF32ltTYM3Fu1ItayITlyGA-bAN7cZ2GZVp0tY0Fk2cUnaElCBpIeDW89fqY3UMaLXCNrTZTpRqw1hmVttTn3nH2DGYLAqZYwBBsjaS2Je42NQQiBBw3QVFU7MxbB/s72-c/spaghetti+and+meatballs.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-193945233724705258</id><published>2007-08-23T10:14:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-23T10:21:24.076-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Things we don&#39;t want to know</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNi2WQbuEVVjQt1c5Vb73Yv5smVLUAHE8qLBxheKqBN6p4VgDodOjDBnXMMxW0plnnLuhKXhmSaQbzvi5gm5HG7hh2dYa2v-v9Qs5Hz7OWGoQPv9dHMhZh7roCGZX6r1wzQ5nQfMaMSzlW/s1600-h/shocked+face.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNi2WQbuEVVjQt1c5Vb73Yv5smVLUAHE8qLBxheKqBN6p4VgDodOjDBnXMMxW0plnnLuhKXhmSaQbzvi5gm5HG7hh2dYa2v-v9Qs5Hz7OWGoQPv9dHMhZh7roCGZX6r1wzQ5nQfMaMSzlW/s400/shocked+face.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101900481367284962&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Continuing with our &quot;old people&quot; streak - here&#39;s something that will make you see grandma in a new light.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She&#39;s a skank.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/08/22/senior.sex/index.html&quot;&gt;Old people more sexually active than anyone ever ever wants to think about, EVER&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: said&amp;amp;done&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/193945233724705258/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/193945233724705258' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/193945233724705258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/193945233724705258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/things-we-dont-want-to-know.html' title='Things we don&#39;t want to know'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNi2WQbuEVVjQt1c5Vb73Yv5smVLUAHE8qLBxheKqBN6p4VgDodOjDBnXMMxW0plnnLuhKXhmSaQbzvi5gm5HG7hh2dYa2v-v9Qs5Hz7OWGoQPv9dHMhZh7roCGZX6r1wzQ5nQfMaMSzlW/s72-c/shocked+face.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-8460480375743133186</id><published>2007-08-23T09:40:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-23T09:44:58.121-04:00</updated><title type='text'>How far does alcohol breath carry?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieefYbJl2CBmzh16vFMLMMqGCkvfrcBExjFxu0E1iF8JrhBy3wTMdPYbB0HUkUyxuodI5Pz6oDCO4-dGgYN8GidRtVeNtPmapT9lcEUZNw7lPh6l5EghSyrgagY1czRxRV_olX_eWQ7N9G/s1600-h/alcohol.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieefYbJl2CBmzh16vFMLMMqGCkvfrcBExjFxu0E1iF8JrhBy3wTMdPYbB0HUkUyxuodI5Pz6oDCO4-dGgYN8GidRtVeNtPmapT9lcEUZNw7lPh6l5EghSyrgagY1czRxRV_olX_eWQ7N9G/s400/alcohol.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101891161288252626&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;It carried this guy all the way to court. BAZIIING!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.miamiherald.com/577/story/212166.html&quot;&gt;Judge will decide if cop could really smell man&#39;s alcohol breath 7 feet away, and through a wall&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: Lynt&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/8460480375743133186/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/8460480375743133186' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/8460480375743133186'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/8460480375743133186'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/alcohol-smell.html' title='How far does alcohol breath carry?'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieefYbJl2CBmzh16vFMLMMqGCkvfrcBExjFxu0E1iF8JrhBy3wTMdPYbB0HUkUyxuodI5Pz6oDCO4-dGgYN8GidRtVeNtPmapT9lcEUZNw7lPh6l5EghSyrgagY1czRxRV_olX_eWQ7N9G/s72-c/alcohol.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2251767779126117703.post-4447095005557612059</id><published>2007-08-23T09:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-23T09:25:30.728-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Old people furious!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur=&quot;try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}&quot; href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQcDcier9gfQdddHogXdkScsOQJpR3t2nMXwgkgqY-813yJB0hfrs6HkTGf5yzaBx_uty9GyCFMsCUAAbtKGvsuCxOPsHVt6cITYCniIpjAYD71Gyd-lpK_sLz0quKZmTfy7R-Jf8_FlR4/s1600-h/donuts.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQcDcier9gfQdddHogXdkScsOQJpR3t2nMXwgkgqY-813yJB0hfrs6HkTGf5yzaBx_uty9GyCFMsCUAAbtKGvsuCxOPsHVt6cITYCniIpjAYD71Gyd-lpK_sLz0quKZmTfy7R-Jf8_FlR4/s400/donuts.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5101885706679786690&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;You have to fight for your right to eat moldy doughnuts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No matter how old you are. Damn ageist bastards, trying to take their day-old sweets. I ought to cane them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kansascity.com/450/story/242125.html&quot;&gt;Old people defend their right to eat whatever the hell they want to eat&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:78%;&quot;&gt;Picture: Valerie Renee&lt;span style=&quot;text-decoration: underline;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/valerierenee/&quot; style=&quot;text-decoration: none;&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/feeds/4447095005557612059/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2251767779126117703/4447095005557612059' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/4447095005557612059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2251767779126117703/posts/default/4447095005557612059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jump-attack.blogspot.com/2007/08/old-people-rage-against-man.html' title='Old people furious!'/><author><name>Artan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09944852854331927965</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQcDcier9gfQdddHogXdkScsOQJpR3t2nMXwgkgqY-813yJB0hfrs6HkTGf5yzaBx_uty9GyCFMsCUAAbtKGvsuCxOPsHVt6cITYCniIpjAYD71Gyd-lpK_sLz0quKZmTfy7R-Jf8_FlR4/s72-c/donuts.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>