Jumper Penguin Podcast

JPM Ep. 8 - Battle Girls!

jumperpenguin@gmail.com (Anthony) — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 16:37:00 +0000

So yeah, its been awhile. It's been so long, that we are posting this "Back to School" themed episode (which we recorded in September 2011) just in time for everyone who is going back to school in August 2012. Funny how that works out.

Oh well, everyone I knew back in high school is already graduated, much like these chipper-young-upstarts...

FUCK YEAH! We all got our G.E.D. : THE GOOD ENOUGH DEGREE!

You can find the download link to this episode provided below...

http://www.divshare.com/download/19243028-27c

Before we get into our reviews, Nik and I discuss our obsessions of the week...

At 2:02, Nik talks about Pogo, the musical Aussie who mashes up your favorite Disney sound effects and turns them into songs. Below is a link to "Wishery".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs1bG6BIYlo

At 3:40, I talk about FAST KARATE FOR THE GENTLEMEN. A podcast for your fist. A link to their website is provided below (Check em' out).

http://www.daveandjoel.com/?page_id=3868

For the first review, skip to 5:02 and listen to Nik's review of ~~Tina Fey~~ Mean Girls...

This review contains: "TINA FEY", with special guest appearance by "MEAN GIRLS"!

And at 26:55, I get into my review of Battle Royal...

Shuya Nanahara: the same middle school student, split between two different mediums? You be the judge.

After our reviews, at 50:30, we read off "Listener Suggestions".

And so concludes another chapter of the Jumper Penguin Podcast. Next episode, our theme is "War Time". Pick your favorite war themed films and send them to us at jumperpenguin@gmail.com .

War: What is it good for? How about to preserve our freedom to eat stuff like this!

Send us your emails at jumperpenguin@gmail.com where you can give us your movie suggestions, feedback, questions, or just to tell us how you are doing. Seriously, we want to hear from our listeners... that is if any exist.

Also, I did what the cool kids are doing and joined Tumblr. You can see my uncolored sketches at:

http://jumperpenguin.tumblr.com/

JPM Ep. 7 - Will Steve Zissou find Happiness?

jumperpenguin@gmail.com (Anthony) — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 10:51:00 +0000

Its time for another episode of Jumper Penguin. This week Nik and I bring you another show that undeniably tops all of our previous shows with SUPREME MASCULINITY! Thats because this week's theme was "Father's Day" films. Yeah, yeah, Father's Day was months ago, our bad again. You can find the download link to this episode provided below. . .

http://www.divshare.com/download/15694466-777

Before we get into our reviews, Nik and I discuss our "Obsessions of the Week".

At 5:27, I get into my obsession; the furfag favorite: Sonic Adventure 2: Battle.

Sonic Fanart:
Where originality collides with creativity.

At 11:00, Nik shamefully admits to being a slave to Apple. His obsession . . . is his new iPhone.

Jobs: I bring unto you mere mortals the pinacle
of what man has sought to achieve since the creation of the wheel . . .

Jobs: THE iPHONE!!! Any who disagree shall speak their mind, or forev-
Guy in Audience: Does it support anything other than AT&T?

Jobs: SEIZE HIM!!!

Alright, enough of these tangential thoughts! Onto the reviews. . .

At 16:34, I review "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" . . .

Steve Zissou:
Men want to be him...
Woman want him to put his shirt back on...

And at 46:44, Nik gets into his review for the family-fun-fest known as "Happiness" . . .

"Chris Hansen can kiss my ass . . . "

After our reviews, we get into listener suggestions at 1:12:09 . . .

And thats it! This closes off another episode for JPM. Next time, our theme is "Back to School " movies. Pick your favorite film that takes place at a school or during a time of being enrolled.

If it weren't for this trick, Nik and I would have never made it through High School alive.

Send us your emails at jumperpenguin@gmail.com where you can give us your movie suggestions, feedback, or just tell us how you are doing. Also, if you want to see "Sean Connery on Jeopardy" in video format, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1SvsOWQlAA. Funny stuff, but I digress. It is 5:50 in the morning, so I'm gonna study the back of my eyelids. Night night....zzz....

JPM Ep. 6 Two Smoking Dogs In Heat

jumperpenguin@gmail.com (Anthony) — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 18:46:00 +0000

This week, we have quite possibly the greatest show ever. Not only do you get Nik and I for this episode, but we have a friend of ours, John Doege, as a special guest this week. "Who the hell is John Doege?", you ask yourself. Well I can assure you, he's a pretty cool guy. This episode's theme was "Heist Movies", so we were each selected to review a film that had to due with a high profile robbery of some sort .

The link for the episode is provided below.

http://www.divshare.com/download/15389104-aee

Before we get into reviews, each of us go into our "Obsession of the Week".

At 3:38, John gets into his obsession, his shiny new 3DS!

"The 3D...was....worth it..."

At 8:32, Nik gets into his obsession, which is an anime by the name of "Welcome to the N.H.K."

Its like the Japanese version of "Pee Wee's Playhouse".

And finally, at 14:27, I get into my obessions, which have basically been my new DS lite and Steam account.

Now we get into reviews. At 18:52, Nik starts his review for "Heat".

McCauly: You talkin to me?
Dude on Phone: Who the fuck else am I talkin to asshole?!

At 41:29, John reviews "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels".

Bacon: Shut up, you did not?!
Tom: No really, I just phoned him and called him asshole.
Group: WAH HAH HAH!!!

And for our final review, at 57:10, I get into "Dog Day Afternoon".

Man on Phone: *sniff* I try and I try, but no matter what, everyone is so mean to me!
Sonny: Dude, its alright, I'm sure they didn't mean to call you an asshole.

And that caps it off for our reviews. Next time, our theme is Father's Day films! Hilarious how late we are to get to things. Stay after the ending theme and you can hear my brother Mikey and I go through the things that have come out since last we recorded. You can contact us at jumperpenguin@gmail.com where you can send us your feedback, movie suggestions, or even tell us how you are doing. Until next time, see ya space cowboy...

JPM Ep. 5- Lolita and Humbert need a WEDDING SINGER!!!

jumperpenguin@gmail.com (Anthony) — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 21:22:00 +0000

This week, Nik and I both reviewed a romance movie in honor of Valentine's Day. Aww, can't you still feel the warmth of high priced chocolates and consumerism in the air *ape taps my shoulder* Huh? Whaddaya mean Valentines Day was 5 months ago? WHAT?! And now you're tellin me that Apes have enslaved the human race since then?!

Damn you Tim Burton! Damn you and your lackluster remake to hell!

Yes that's right unless you are extremely bad with dates you may have noticed that this episode is late. Although we did record it a few days after Valentine's Day, we actually didn't upload it until now. Why you ask did it take us so long? Well college sucks and let's leave it at that. But now that summer is here we will be picking the podcast back up, and we will try not be late with any more posts.

http://www.divshare.com/download/19243718-73e

At 3:10, I go into my Obsession of the week which is my trusty ol' Playstation 1. Hey when Playstation Network is down, a guy's gotta have something to play. Amiright?

At 8:12, Nik talks about Blockhead, the band that he's been obsessed with for the week. Below is a link to "The Music Scene", a music video of theirs that must be seen by all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhheiPTdZCw

As for getting to the point of the podcast existing, at 16:35, I review Lolita

Enough said.

At 34:17 Nik reviews The Wedding Singer.

Remember kids, a clenched fist is a symbol of both "REBELLION" and "LOVE-MAKING".

And to finish off this horribly delayed episode, at 58:21 we read off our Listener Suggestions.

Next time the theme is Heist Movies in honor of an actual $92.5 million dollar heist that took place in Britain on February 22 2006. Nik will be reviewing Heat, I will be reviewing Dog Day Afternoon, and a special guest, Jon Doege, reviewing Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Until then, see you next time...

"The female you are acquainted with posseses a posterior
of higher than average quality that surpasses what one would percieve to be as normal."

JPM Ep. 4 - My Pet Zombie

jumperpenguin@gmail.com (Anthony) — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 17:53:00 +0000

Forth episode, awesome. Yes, this is the zombie episode. You can download this episode at the link provided below...

http://www.divshare.com/download/19243713-d01
We dedicate this episode to Mr. George A. Romero who has turned 71. So in honor of his greatness and all he has done for the Zombie genre we did a zombie themed episode, but *GASP* we didn't choose any of his movies to review! What a shocker, am I right?

NO! Not that kind!

We have a new segment at the beginning of this episode called "Obsession of the Week", in which Nik and I get into what ever has been grabbing our attention throughout the week. Nik's obsession is Pomplamoose, an Indie music duo on Youtube and so much more. A link to their Youtube page is provided below...

http://www.youtube.com/user/PomplamooseMusic

My obsession is my new VCR...nuff said.

For this episode, Nik was selected to review Fido...

Our characters watch in horror as a non-white family moves in down the street.
Even the fuckin zombie is appalled!

Nik's review for Fido starts at 14:48

After Nik's review, I get into the movie that was selected for me; Pet Cemetery...

I said I wanted FANCY FEAST! Not this MEOW MIX SHIT!!!

The review for Pet Cemetery starts at 46:08

After my review, we get into this week's Listener Suggestions.

Listener Suggestions start at 1:04:53

Thank you guys for your suggestions, they were all great. The next episode's theme is Romance movies because we recorded the episode in the week of Valentine's Day (Also we are secretly saps for womance!).

Oh Valentine's Day, the time when poor saps like this guy in middle spend all their allowance money on their one true love.

If you want to contact us, you can email us at jumperpenguin@gmail.com or you can look for us on Facebook. Just type in Anthony Cortez or Nikolas Brasselero (Maybe Nik would be easier to find, because his name is more unique and he has more friends...sad day for me...) Anyways, until next time, DON'T BE SILLY, WRAP YO WILLY!!!

JPM Ep.3 - Donnie and the 12 Monkeys' Excellent Adventure

jumperpenguin@gmail.com (Anthony) — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 05:40:00 +0000

Hello true believers, it is I, Stan Lee, presenting to you the third episode of Jumper Penguin Moviecast...not really, I'm just Tony...rhymes with bologna...bolony. Anyways,you can download this episode on the link provided below. (By the way, if anybody knows how to put a podcast on iTunes, your help would be greatly appreciated)

http://www.divshare.com/download/19243707-746

This week's theme was time travel, I was selected to review Donnie Darko.

If there was ever a greater embodiment of RAEP FACE...

The review for Donnie Darko starts at 10:35

After my review, we move over to Nik who was chosen to review 12 Monkeys.

The answer to your question is: "Yes, I have acquired the ultimate eye."

Nik's review of 12 Monkeys starts at 30:10

After Nik's review, we get into listener suggestions. Thank you guys for your picks. If you want to send us your picks, email us at jumperpenguin@gmail.com

Next week, in honor of George A. Romero's birthday Feb. 4, 1940, 71 years old and still kickin' ass, our theme will be zombies.

Who tha fuck just said running zombies are better?

Send us your favorite zombie movie picks, and we'll announce them on the show. Until next time, shub-uh-lub-uh-ding-dong...or bye.

JPM Ep. 2 - Leprechaun Explorers In Space

jumperpenguin@gmail.com (Anthony) — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 04:53:00 +0000

Woo hoo! Second episode of Jumper Penguin Moviecast! We made it this far, lets see how much further we can go. You can download this episode at the link provided below.

http://www.divshare.com/download/19243689-666

For this episode, the theme was "Deep Space Movies" in honor of Dead Space 2 coming out (get this game if you don't have it). The film I selected for Nik to watch was none other than the dreaded Leprechaun 4: In Space.

Yes Leprechauns have the force, didn't you ever wonder what the hell Yoda was?

Nik's Review starts at 3:25

After Nik's Review, I get into my review on the Explorers.

Every child remembers the first time they saw Swap.avi.

My review starts at 36:10

After my review, Nik and I get into Listener Suggestions. Thank you for all of your suggestions, even if you did go against the rules of not being allowed to pick Star Wars *ahem*Lewis*ahem*

Listener Suggestions start at 51:00

And so concludes another episode, next week, in honor of the Back to the Future video game coming out (I swear, our themes aren't all going to revolve around video games) the theme will be "Time Travel".

I can't believe you uploaded those pictures on your facebook! Great Scott, I'm fucked, I AM SO FUCKED!!!

So write in with your favorite time traveling movie at jumperpenguin@gmail.com

Jumper Penguin Moviecast Ep. 1 "Departing to Metropolis

jumperpenguin@gmail.com (Anthony) — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 09:06:00 +0000

Hello, this is the first episode of our podcast. To download this episode, follow the link given below if you don't want to sit here and stare at our page all day.

http://www.divshare.com/download/19243681-7ce
For this episode, I (Anthony Cortez) will be reviewing the 1927, Science Fiction masterpiece, Metropolis.

Whaddaya mean he's not the father?!

The review for this starts at 6:18

This film was selected for me to review by my co-host (Nikolas Brasselero). After my review is over, Nik reviews the film I selected for him, the 2006 crime thriller that won 4 academy awards, The Departed.

That's right, I used to be in New Kids on the Block....you got a problem with that?

The review for this film starts at 23:16

After Nik finishes his review, we get into Viewer Suggestions. We would like to thank all of our friends (and yes, family) who suggested these great films. These start at 43:43

This concludes our first episode. Next week, in honor of Dead Space 2 coming out (sequel to the most kick ass space, survival horror game of all time) our theme will be "Deep Space".

Growing up can be hard when Jehuty is your mommy and Grey Fox is your dada.

So guys write in with your favorite films that take place in space. Its easy to go with Aliens or Star Wars, so try to think of some films that don't get enough attention. You can email us your suggestions at:

jumperpenguin@gmail.com

Here, you can also write in any questions or feedback you have for us. Thanks guys, until next week..."See You Space Cowboy...or girl...Cowgirl..."

The start of something GRREEEEEAATTT!

jumperpenguin@gmail.com (Anthony) — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 07:01:00 +0000

Hey there, person who is reading this post. I'm glad you found this page because me and my long time friend, Nikolas Brasselero, are ready to do something that others have tried, but failed at so far: create the greatest podcast this world has ever seen. Thats right, we're here to inform you of the finest creations that cinema, comics/manga, and anime has to offer. We are of the opinion that movie going, comic/manga reading, and anime viewing are great hobbies, but they should be more than just that. We want you to look past these hobbies as just ways of killing time and view them more as works that should be heavily appreaciated and supported. Our podcasts will hopefully broaden your horizons past what the mainstream sets in front of you.

Be warned, not everything we will talk about will be fantastic. In fact, some of the things we review will be comparable to colassal piles of HORSE SHIT! Thats right, sometimes we'll have to review things that will make us want to tear our eyeballs out and pierce our eardrums with metal cacti. We do it because we care about you and don't want you to ever waste your time with a horrible movie, a boring comic/manga, or an anime series that, after having seen it, makes you feel as though you were raped worse than that chick from "Irreversible". Yes, we are here for you. We are a weekly podcast that will do everything in its power to make you a knowledgeable human being who appreciates the finer things in life.

Sincerely, Your Host:
Anthony Cortez