“Oh noooo Jundooz!!! Women’s day was last week lol!!11″ yeah I know that asstwat and the reason why I’m posting it today only clearly shows you how much I don’t care about this day. First of all, celebrating women only one day is retarded.

Secondly and most importantly, making a special day for women will only emphasis how unimportant it is the rest of the year. Yeah I know… “Jundooz! that day is here to make you REMEMBER about women”… oooooh I see… so you mean 3 months after Christmas, people on earth still love each other and offer presents? Give me a fucking break k?

Women could be queens, they just don’t know how to use their attributes, that’s all. Pride? Sure you could listen to pride and live like a BBB (bra-burner-bitch) or be a real woman and get what you deserve and not what men get. We’re two different creatures, the only equality you’ll get is the end of the world when the sun decides to kick the living shit out of earth.

Oh and for those who don’t know who Gisele Bundchen is… watch this Apple ad and get ready to have your life changed.

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I know that this strip doesn’t make much sense but again, I’m glad it doesn’t because the whole point of it is that you go “huh? wtf I don’t get it, I’ll click on Lilibé’s link” …

Here’s more information on Lili Bé’s blog. Gone to London, she likes to share with us bits of her everyday life in London. That’s right, enough with Penelope or Margaux… I believe fame has largely overrated these two. You might also wonder why a London blog would be in French. Well, that’s because Lili Bé is originally from Paris. Her blog is called “a 130 boxes in London”, most likely to remind you how many of these she had to unpacked.

But enough blah blah, I’m sure you’d rather see some of her work instead of reading my praising. Check her blog at 130cartons.com.

There’s something I don’t get about global warming. Every fucking winter, it gets colder and colder and yet, one says that the earth keeps warming up. What’s up with that? I know for a fact that some people or groups do not believe in the global warming. I’m not one of these… yet. The entire carbon dioxide releasing in the air and retaining the sun rays makes sense but somehow, I still don’t see the big deal affecting us except for the fact that it’s damn cold right now in March.

Others would tell me that “Hey look around, remember Katrina in Louisiana ? Remember the tsunami in Indonesia?”. Well yeah fucktwat, but didn’t they use to happen before as well? Sure it’s not pleasant to have a 30 meters mofo wave splashing on your morning breakfast while you’re on holiday but do we really need to point fingers?

I mean 9/11, sure, we can try to look for the ones who did it (no it’s not a conspiracy you moron) because it’s not a natural disaster but cyclones? tsunamis? earthquakes? I would totally buy the “wrong place at the wrong time” theory instead of “OMG MOTHER NATURE IS PISSED OFF AND WILL BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF US!!!”.

All I know right now is that “ecology” sells.

Wine amateurs should really shut the fuck up. I don’t kid myself, I do enjoy time to time a glass of Roja, Barolo (soph *wink – wink*) or Côte-rôtie and yes, I’m fully aware that the simple fact of knowing these names make me sound like a pompous twat BUT the sole different between me and the douchebag in the strip is that I keep the pleasure to myself.

Wine has become somewhat a trendy thing. All you need to do when you open a bar is to add overpriced wine glasses to the menu and voilà, you’re hype. To me, wine fascinates me mainly because it could entirely change the flavor of a meat or fish. Drinking a glass of wine alone is quite boring. I will probably never be a wine taster and will for sure never brag about the little knowledge I have. Kinda reminds me these people who THINK they can dance but look like complete monkeys on the dance floor.

I felt like with time I kinda lost track a bit and after a 100 strips, I started to rethink what Jundooz is. Reducing him to a simple arrogant twat would be too simplistic so I did this strip that actually proves me wrong, Jundooz IS an arrogant twat.

More seriously, I wanted to show that extremes are dangerous. This is to show you that we live in a hypocritical world. We’re all in favor for that openness, tolerance and all that gay stuff but we would still beat the living crap out of a pedophile. SO in order to fight extremes, you gotta be extremes. Nazism would have never fallen against an army of flowers and the KKK would still be around if we’d sing songs about how bad it is to hang colored people in our backyards.

And here lies the paradox. Extremes saving from extremes. We’re so numb from that democratic system that we don’t see anymore that we’ve reach the limits of “let’s try to make everyone happy”. Dictatorship’s gotta have some truth.

Today a different kind of strip. I’m doing some promotion for the French web comic site called “30 jours de BD” (30 days of comics). The staff is currently looking for artists who are willing to promote their work on what is a very popular platform for comic readers.

The purpose is quite simple. Everyday, they will offer to their audience, one strip. They would like to gather enough artists so that each of them has to do one strip per month (not so hard is it…).

If you’re reading this and interested in participating BUT don’t speak French, send me your work and because I’m so awesome, if I like it I’m willing to spend time on the translation. This is something I already do with my own strips.

More information (in French) here. And yes, I’m one of the authors along with Silver.

There’s something that I’ve never understood in Starwars… everyone understands what Chewbacca is saying and yet, his voice sound is a mix between a bear, a camel and a tiger… Clearly in the future, they’re able to talk to animals… But you think that’s odd? what pisses me off even more is that everyone (except the audience) understands R2-D2… WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LITTLE METALLIC TWAT SAYING!!?!? – “DU DUU DU DU DUUUU DUU DUU WOO DU DU LOL”.

But as you thought that was the most annoying, then came the JAWAS! No, a Jawa is not the latest Starbucks drink, it’s that little annoying piece of unnecessary shit (and not sith…) that goes like “ITUUUUU… UTINIIIIII…”. And yet, all cast members completely understand them. WTF! But wait, there’s EVEN WORSE… when the rebels land on Endor and encounter the Ewokes, ALL OF THE SUDDEN, HMMM I DON’T KNOW… THEY NEED C3-PO TO TRANSLATE.. OH REALLY? HMMM…

And just to show how retarded George Lucas is, he decided to “compromise” by making an understandable alien called… JARJAR-FUCKING-BIN… Yes, he speaks SOME English but with such an annoying voice that it makes Celine Dion’s voice pleasant. And here’s a lesson to all story writers… it’s not because it’s SF that you can do whatever you want. And I rest my case… Ewokes are dumb. What kind of fucked up creature doesn’t blink its eyes. Fuck them.

Sorry, had to do it …

I hate strikes and thus hate unions. I do understand the fight behind but their methods is completely from another retarded universe. A strike is basically terrorism by taking average people in hostage just so that the pressure could bring some weight. They’re bringing us into their drama and just for that, they should get the severe beating they so richly deserve.

On the top of the pile, you have France. Even French people get fed up by strikes. Take the railroad. This is a VITAL medium for millions of people to get to their jobs and what happens every once in a while? A strike!

When you hate your job, you change it. If enough people leave, soon enough bosses will have to realize that their social plans are fucked up. And if you love your job but want more cash, you then rise up to corporate and become a boss yourself so that you can change the system within the company. But guess what… if that ever happens, they’d probably be too happy to earn their yearly million dollar salary… Unions and bosses… same scumbag… so might as well be a rich one.

Although I’m a super cool guy, I believe that if I had to become a Jedi, it’d be a Sith lord. Not because of the “oh I’m so dark” attitude, but more like for the “I’m gonna architect a world of pain in your ass” attitude.

Being a Sith lord is awesome. You get to murder people, eradicate an entire planet and even dress like a clown without anyone making fun of you. Oh and the great part is also the fact that you’re not a little Jedi bitch. I get all the “use the force for good” but let’s face it, good is doomed so might as well rule like a mofo in the galaxy.

“But… but Jundooz, if you become a Sith lord, you won’t be able to come back as a blue ghost lol!” – Wrong you dumbass. If you saw Starwars, you’d know that Darth Vader actually repents himself at the end and despite all the shit he’s done in his life, he still manages to fuck around with his old buddy Obiwan Kenobi and Yoda. What kind of BS is that…

“Yeah but Jundooz, Luke Skywalker is so much more powerful lol! He’s a Jedi!!!” – Wrong again. Luke has a fucked up haircut and I shall slap him like the little cry baby bitch he is. Oh and on a badass side note, I would totally blow up the Ewokes’ planet… what kind of annoying fucked up creature is that!?