Junk Food For the Mind

Haley Joel Osment STILL sees dead people!

2011-06-30T09:18:00.000-07:00

"The Sixth Sense" star is now doomed to see dead people forever as he takes one of the lead roles in the 2012 adaptation of the novel "Wake the Dead" written by Steven Niles. "Wake the Dead" was a graphic novel based off Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein," the single most important horror film EVER! For those of you that don't know, Frankenstein started the horror movie phenomenon! "Wake the Dead" focuses on two medical students that try and bring back the dead. Osment plays one of the students, Victor Franklin. Article on Osment and "Wake the Dead" here.

I'm thinking that Haley Joel Osment got stuck into Sci-Fy/Fanatasy type roles in his most notable movies, The Sixth Sense and AI, and it appears that "Wake the Dead" won't be any different. He has also been in "Second Hand Lions" and "Pay It Forward," both pretty sad movies. Haley Joel Osment is also known for voicing Sora in the hit video game produced by Square Enix, Kingdom Hearts. He has voiced Sora in the first and second games as well as all of the spin-off games such as "Birth By Sleep," "368/2 Days," "Recoded," and "Chain of Memories." It's safe to say, though, that Osment has mostly participated in Fantasy type projects. Here is a list of projects he has been on.

For those of you that don't know, Kingdom Hearts is a mix of Disney and Final Fantasy.

Haley Joel Osment is around my age and i've grown up with him. I've seen him in The Sixth Sense up to Artificial Intelligence and Second Hand Lions. I've also seen his sister, Emily Osment, who starred in Hannah Montana as Miley Cyrus' best friend, Lily. Before that, she was in a lot of TV movies and even was in Spy Kids 2 and Spy Kids 3-D where her character, Gerti Giggles, would make her ponytails rotate like helicopter propellors!

She was so much younger! Those rotating pigtails still trip me out!

Both Haley Joel and Emily Osment have made it in the acting world and I commend them for that! Both of them have undertook drastically different roles as Haley Joel is more into the Fantasy side of things whereas Emily has been captured by Disney. Even though Haley Joel does more movies that I like to watch, not to mention voicing the main character of one of my favorite video games, Emily has a lot more mainstream things going for her. I'm guessing, that out of the two, Emily has it better than her brother.

In this adaptation, I would call Emily the bird and Haley the kitten!

When i say Emily is probably doing better, I mean that she probably makes 100 million doll hairs a year while Haley only makes 50 million, lol. They are both still doing really well in their respective careers. I do not mean to down one or the other, tis just my humble opinion. What do ya'll think of this new movie that Haley is going to be in? Excited? I know I am! I've been waiting for a remake of Frankenstein! Even though it isn't really Frankenstein, but the graphic novel based off Frankenstein, it's still close enough!

Charlie Sheen to be killed off!

2011-06-29T08:24:00.000-07:00

That's right! The U.S. Government is having Charlie "Sheen killed because he is a menace to society! Nah, just kidding... The "Two and a Half Men" star is being "killed off" in the upcoming season and being replaced by none other than Ashton Kutcher! Full story here.

Poor Charlie Sheen. How would YOU feel if they killed off your character in a sitcom? I would be devastated! I guess it could be worse... they could make you listen to Rebecca Black's "Friday" over and over again!

Charlie Sheen is cool, though! Despite what everyone else says, I think he is hilarious! You saw that remix video I played of him right? Winning! Charlie Sheen is indeed Winning! All Ashton Kutcher has is Punk'd... and he got to kiss Natalie Portman in No String's Attached... and he got to Katherine Heigl in Killers... And Jessica Alba in Valentine's Day... Ok ok, he is good. I guess he is up to challenge of replacing Charlie Sheen! However, he still doesn't take the Charlie Sheen drug and therefore is not Winning! Maybe in his own way... he can use a different word though.... like "WHAMMY!"

Oh wait, I don't think Champ Kind would take kindly to Ashton Kutcher taking his catchphrase:

Champ Kind in Anchorman

I wonder if Ashton Kutcher's character is going to be a womanizer like Charlie Sheen's. I'm curious... It won't be the same without Charlie Sheen. At least the show isn't getting cancelled and putting Jon Cryer (Alan Harper) and Angus T. Jones (Jake Harper), out of work. Let's face it... they are both type cast! Type cast means that Alan Harper and Jake Harper are their characters! It's who they are! They haven't been in anything else lately besides Two and a Half Men. Not saying that they wouldn't get anymore work, but it would be harder for them to get into another mainstream movie or sitcom role.

Oh well... kitty is happy, I am happy!

Making Money for an ugly dog. Who would have thought?

2011-06-28T10:43:00.000-07:00

On June 27th, a 14 year old Chinese crested-Chihuahua mix named Yoda won the honor of being the ugliest dog at the 23rd annual contest at the Sonoma-Marin fair in Petaluma, CA. His owner also won $1000 for his ugly dog! What got him this title was his small tufts of hair, protruding tongue, and long, seemingly hairless legs! I guess that's enough to be the ugliest dog... The full story here.

That's one ugly dog, for sure, but I don't know if it qualifies as the ugliest dog i've ever seen! There are plenty of other ugly dogs, and people, in the world. Apparently, they weren't at this contest though. That's good for Yoda and his owner! Yoda gets the title and his owner got $1000! I don't know if getting that title is really an honor or a slap in the face...

I still think this guy holds the world title, though. That's some demonic shizzle!

Man, that's an ugly dog! Nasty... Anyhow, I think that I would be really offended if I got ugliest person in the world! I would need more than $1000 to help me get through the emotional and psychological pain that I was put through in said contest! Not to mention free counseling and anti-depressive drugs for the rest of my life!

The good thing about not being ugly is that it is not possible for me to ever win this contest. Maybe if I traveled to an alternate universe where everyone was flawless, it would be possible for me to win! I may not be able to win the best looking person in the world, but I am positive that I would still be in the running for the nicest! The only problem with being nice is that people take advantage of' you. The good thing about having the friends i do now is that they don't take advantage of my giving nature. In the past, people have left me hanging and I felt like this kitten right here...

CUTE KITTEN!!!

So what do ya'll think about this ugliest dog contest? Should there be an ugliest person contest? That's just a terrible question to ask, but I am interested in hearing your opinions on this.

Green is the new awesome!

2011-06-19T07:07:00.000-07:00

The Green Lantern film was amazing! Granted, it was no Thor, but it was up there as far as the caliber of superhero movies go. Better than Spiderman, not as good as Thor... so somewhere in between there! The Green Lantern focuses on a pilot named Hal Jordon (Ryan Reynolds) who is basically an irresponsible guy given the greatest responsibility in the universe! An alien, Abin Sur, crash lands on Earth and with his dying breath bestows Reynolds with the ring. Reynolds goes through a few twists and turns(literally) as the ring takes him wherever it wants to go. Rather, where he NEEDS to go. After he gets into a street fight and fights all the thugs off with his ring, he is taken to the home planet where The Guardians of the Universe reside along with the rest of The Green Lantern Corp. It is there that some 2000 Green Lanterns gather for meetings and such. There is one Green Lantern for each sector' of the Universe. There are some freaky looking Lanterns, for sure, the silliest among those, a bee!

Abin-Sur. The most powerful Green Lantern in the Corp.

Typical hero story: Reynolds gets trained, he gives up, he is forced to fight, and he becomes a hero! I love this movie alot because it is basically a growing up story. Emotionally growing up. He doesn't understand why the ring chose him, but his love interest, Lively, sees the reason. "A Green Lantern is supposed to be fearless" says Reynolds, "That's not me." To which Lively responds, "You have the ability to overcome fear." That is what the ring saw in him and it proved to be right. I have the ability to overcome fear... I want a Green Lantern ring :P

One of The Guardians of the Universe

Reynolds love interest is played by Blake Lively and she is smoking hot! There is this one scene where she is all dressed up for like a ceremony or something (shows how much I pay attention) and she is really looking good! The costume design for Hector Hammond, one of the bad guys in the film, was also superb! Very ugly looking! He screams like a girl, though, so that kind of kills it for me.

Hector Hammond

The suit is awesome too! I think i'm going to be The Green Lantern for halloween! I know the oath and everything! "Bright as day and black as night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's Light!" I don't think any other super hero has an oath. I don't think any other super hero has more than one of them in the Universe, granted! The Green Lantern is a special case, i suppose. I want to be a Green Lantern... he is one of the only super heros without super powers... just a fancy ring!

Super kitty!

As far as I can tell, the DC Universe followed the Green Lantern's story to a "T." In recent years, Hal Jordan has been portrayed as a black guy. Now, i'm not racist, but i'm just saying... it's not correct. The Green Lantern was always white! I'm glad they used Ryan Reynolds as opposed to Samuel L. Jackson, playing Nick Fury in the Marvel Universe.

Nick Fury, also, was White!

DC is not owned by Disney, so you can expect more crudeness out of this one than from Thor or from the upcoming Captain America. The funny thing I noticed is that The Green Lantern trailer was in Thor, but the Captain America trailer wasn't in Green Lantern. Funny how that works. DC hates Marvel because Marvel owns, but Marvel is a classy comic book company... they show their competition because they know they own the comic book world!

A picture from the actual crossover comic of Marvel and DC

Anyway, the movie Green Lantern was for sure awesome! The whole family would enjoy it! It is second to Batman in the DC series of movies to come. I would say Superman was already made, but Zack Snyder is remaking it. Like Marvel is leading up to The Avengers, DC will eventually lead up to the Justice League, consisting of Aquaman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman, The Flash, and the Green Lantern. Well, those were the original, anyway.

The Do's and Don't's of Dog Fights

2011-06-18T11:32:00.000-07:00

Random blog post I know, but we all need to know about dog fighting! Besides, my German Shepherd and Black Lab got into a fight yesterday and fought for like 15 minutes straight, so I may be able to give you some pointers. It was ridiculous! Kind of like watching one of my wrestling matches, but longer!

Here is a list of DON'T'S

1.) Don't stand in the general vicinity of where the dog fight is happening. You are likely to get bit. My step brother's little papillion knew this and moved out of the way FAST!

That Papillion is GONE!

2.) Don't try to break up a dog fight by yourself. Even if you're able to restrain one of the dogs, the other dog will continue to try and fight. I like to call this cheating!

3.) Don't stick your arm in between the dogs to try and break them up. You'll most likely end up getting bit! My German Shepherd bit my arm and gave me two nasty puncture wounds on each side of my arm! Luckily, the doctor said i'll live! Honestly though, a German Shepherd biting my arm could have easily lead to a broken arm! Their crushing power is intense!

True That!

4.) Don't yell really loud for no reason and try to break the dogs up by pulling their tails, hitting them with sticks, or anything else that will irritate them more. All this will do is piss them off more and cause them to fight longer!

Brick Tambland yelling for no reason!

5.) Don't make organized Dog Fights like Michael Vick otherwise you'll probably go to jail... or PETA will get you!

The DO'S

1.) Stay out of it! The dogs will probably tire themselves out eventually. My dogs tore themselves up pretty good and now are just laying around the house being lazy!

2.) If you're feeling strong and you want to try to break it up, try to to throw one of the dogs in another room and hold the other one back with your leg while you shut the door. Isolation should diffuse the tension. I tried to do this, but the power of these dogs was too much for me to handle alone.

A fence works too

3.) Poke them with sticks as to pull them apart from each other.

4.) Or simply hide until the fighting stops.

There you have it! My two cents on dog fights! Like I said, my dogs tore themselves up pretty good and my German Shepherd's Canine tooth is falling out of his head.

This is a dog fight you MAY be able to break up!

Have you ever been in a dog fight? Have you broken up your dogs (or tried to) and got injured? Tell me your stories! I want to hear!

Gene Simmons: Family Jewels

2011-06-17T07:58:00.000-07:00

No, i'm not going to show Gene Simmons' family jewels on my blog... i'm sure if you're smart enough to get to my blog, you're smart enough to find some kind of suggestive picture like that! lol. Basically, there is this reality show on A&E called Gene Simmons: Family Jewels. It started back in 2006, following Simmons, his wife, Shannon Tweed, and his two children, Nick and Sophie. Sophie has gone to college amidst this last season of the show, but continuously came back to "check" on her parents, who were having problems of their own. Simmons, the KISS sensation, likes to "Rock and Roll All Night and Party Everyday," whereas Tweed only likes to party "some of every day." In case you don't know what i'm referring to, it's role models when Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott have the conversation in Rudd's truck.

If you haven't seen this movie, it's hilarious! Drop what you're doing(after reading the blog)and go pick it up!

Anyway, getting back to the Family Jewels... Apparently a conversation between Simmons and Tweed took place last season where Tweed basically called Simmons out on his "womanizing" Simmons told TV Guide Magazine earlier this year, "I'm not Perfect. I've got lots of warts on me." No no, he doesn't mean Herpes(I think), he is just referring to the amount of problems he has in his life(again, I think). Tweed goes on to say, "Oh, we're going to show lots of warts this year." Is anybody else uncomfortable with where this conversation is going? lol. Here is the article, my children, if it so interests you.

I think I would probably smile like this too! I prefer to think of the glass half full :)

Simmons and Tweed are trying to work out their problems, which is good. Tweed said she had remained semi-reserved on the show for the first three years because of the kids. Now that Sophie was in college(not sure about Nick), it was time for the gloves to come off! Tweed said something that I absolutely 100% agree with. "A lot of couples stay together for the children. I think it's an obligation that parents have... You made a commitment, you had children, you should see it through." I suppose there are certain cases, like spousal abuse or whatever... but you don't get divorced just because you get bored! What really set Tweed off about this whole thing was the fact that Simmons missed a family function and was photographed the same day leaving a restaurant with two other women. That is kind of a douche move... Shame, Gene Simmons, shame...

Regardless of such womanizing on Gene Simmons' part, I don't think he can expect to lose fans over this mishap. He is in KISS for crying out loud! They had great songs!

I leave you, my dear children, with a preview of the movie you're going to go buy right after you finish this blog! By reading the blog, you promised!

Amanda Bynes back in the spotlight!

2011-06-16T08:00:00.000-07:00

People are finally realizing that Amanda Bynes is, indeed, a super hot celebrity since she has recently been trending throughout the world wide web! She hasn't been a trendy topic for anything, though, for she has publicly announced that she has "No regrets" when posting on her Twitter account. She told People Magazine, "I believe in no regrets. You say what you feel because you felt it at the moment." Thank you, Amanda Bynes, thank you! That is the best piece of advice i've ever heard! More people should think like that! She said she is not comfortable talking about dating, yet she posts 'sexy' pictures on her Twitter. I think it's so funny when people do things like that and don't feel comfortable talking about a simple thing like dating! It boggles my mind. Here is the full article, if you want in on the juicy details.

I didn't know Amanda Bynes was in Maxim! Where was this when I was 13!

Apparently, Amanda Bynes also "retired" last year and abrubly un-retired! I wouldn't know why she would want to retire in the first place. She has had so much success in her movies! Big Fat Liar, She's the Man, Robots, and Easy A were among the funniest movies i've ever seen! Amanda Bynes is a comedian, for sure. Remember the Amanda Show?

Penolpe Taynt - The first crazy stalker fan!

Well anyway, here is Bynes' IMDB page if you want to check her out. She also talks about her preference in men on her Twitter account. Pretty funny. I think she got slammed on time saying that she prefers "Chocolate" men, lol. I'm sure the article is out there somewhere... But she also says she prefers guys with no kids! Damn it! I mean... what? She also coined the term "Super Boo" which is her way of saying "One True Love."

You know, I once met Amanda Bynes. Not one on one, obviously, but I did meet her at the movie premiere of "Sydney White" in Burbank. I went with my mother and my two friends. It was fun! I'll never forget that day. She had a question and answer panel and someone in the audience asked her what her favorite Jamba Juice flavor was, to which she replied "Raz Mataz." Worst question EVER!!! For those of you that don't know, Sydney White was based around the storyline of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (It should be "Dwarves," but the movie title is spelt Dwarfs). Amanda Bynes is Sydney White and is sort of like Snow White. She enters a Frat house that has seven other guys that are the top nerds of the school, each obviously representing the Dwarves (Doc, Grumpy, Bashful, etc...). It's a pretty good movie. I highly recommend it!

Modern day Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs!

Like every other teenage boy with growing Testastorone in the United States, I was totally IN LOVE with Amanda Bynes. Even before my teenage years! That's how serious it was! Who is to say that i'm not anymore? I think if we met today, I would have a pretty good chance. I do want to be an actor, after all! Similar Interests, ftw!

Kitties are a must in my blogs, dontcha know?

Anthony Weiner... the biggest thing since Weiner itself!

2011-06-15T08:00:00.000-07:00

For those of you that didn't know, sometime last week, this Democratic Congressman named Anthony Weiner apparently sent a picture of his bulging underwear to all of his Twitter followers. It was quickly taken down as Weiner supposedly meant to send it in a message to a girl. Oh, but not just any girl... a minor! *gasp* He later went on to acknowledge that the exchanging of sexually suggestive messages and pictures were being sent to multiple women.

To me, this photo isn't THAT bad... I mean, i've sent worse! (jk jk... or am i?)

I didn't post to talk about Anthony Weiner... although i'm sure you all love to talk abou Weiner, (ZING!) but seriously, I was just looking at this one story and apparently they have created a sexting inspired Weiner Doll! The doll is made in two versions; Censored and Uncensored. The Censored doll is $39.95 whereas the Uncensored doll is $10 more! Leave it to America to make a scandal like this into a profit! Is nothing sacred anymore??? It's kind of Ironic that a scandal is happening like this with a guy who's last name is Weiner...

Silly American toy manufacturing company.

This Article explains that Weiner has been given a 2 week leave of absense while he goes to find treatment... I say, treatment for what? I totally disagree with everyone on this issue. I think that everyone is overreacting! Anthony Weiner has no sickness, aside from cheating on his super hot wife. Even if we want to look at it that way, he isn't really cheating if he isn't doing anything physical with other women. I still think he is a pig for doing this stuff despite his wife, but hey... what men haven't made mistakes in their lives? Besides, that would be for them to work out. I don't think his congressional position should be put in jepardy, but that's just me. America finds a way to blow everything out of proportion.

Weiner and his SUPER HOT WIFE! There is just something about super skinny foreign looking girls...

President Obama even said that Weiner should resign. Don't even get me started... I hate the whole Republican and Democrat system. I hate how we all can't just get along. Those of you that are my friend on facebook know that under my "Political Party" views, I have "Freedom." Much like William Wallace, that is truly what I believe in. Freedom to decide what is right and what is wrong based on your morals and beliefs. A person may be more conservative sometime and more liberal other times. That's what I am.

FREEDOMMMMMM!!!

What do all of you think? Care to shed some light on, what I consider, to be a pointless political system? I welcome all challenges to try and sway my political beliefs. But what do you think should have happened? Did the whole situation get way out of hand or do you think this is fair? Should Weiner resign?

Just for kicks...

Looks like the President and I have something in common xD

She gained 20 lbs to be a pornstar!!!

2011-06-14T08:33:00.000-07:00

Now a lot of you probably don't know who Kim Cattrall is. I know that I sure didn't when I first saw her. Kim Cattrall plays Samantha Jones as part of the 4 female possy in Sex in the City. I don't particularly like to waste my time caring about Sex in the City, so I never knew who any of the characters were... besides Sarah Jessica Parker, but she has been in a few movies here and there. I wanted to write a blog on this woman simply because I saw that she had gained 20lbs to play the role of a pornstar in her upcoming film, "Meet Monica Velour." I guess it's already out to video according to IMDB.

Also, if I happen to have any Sex in the City fans reading this post, know that they are probably not make a third film in the franchise due to the overwhelming low response to the last film! Again, I could care less... I only found it funny that this woman had to gain 20lbs to be a pornstar! But if you were interested in the article, here it is.

Another funny thing I noticed when scrolling through her IMDB page was that she played the mother of Hayden Panettiere in the Disney movie, Ice Princess. I didn't see that movie, but I do like Panettiere and the seemingly bitchy character she plays in all of her work!

Hayden Panettierre in Scream 4. She was a bitch in this movie too! And look at that Dikey haircut

Kim Cattrall also voiced Melinda Finster in the 1997 episode of Rugrats entitled "Mother's Day." I don't even have to look at the IMDB page to probably 100% accurately guess that Melinda Finster was Chas Finster's mother... Yep, I was right! I never looked at the Rugrats IMDB page before... Is it wrong that I never knew who voiced Stu and Didi Pickles? Poor Tommy and Chuckie were voiced by women... now that, I knew previously!

Of course Angelica gets the chair! Speaking of bitches...

Among other things that I recognize, Kim Cattrall also played in Baby Geniuses as Robin, one of the mothers of the babies. She is in yet another movie about talking babies... are we noticing a pattern here? That's right... obviously, I like shows with talking babies! Does that make me a pedophile?

Kim Cattrall obviously didn't play a huge part if she didn't get her name ON THE COVER!!!

And finally, the last peice I recognize her in was "Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country." I haven't seen it, but I obviously know what Star Trek is!

Kim Cattrall and her character, Lieutenant Valeris

So i'm curious, who of you reading this blog actually knew who Kim Cattrall was before reading? I already told you I didn't and I'll be the first to admit it! Leave me a comment and enlighten me on who all actually knows this Hollywood Actress! Or did you just read the blog because it mentioned Pornstar?

I can see that as a Pornstar

I'll admit, when I first saw Sex in the City, I watched a bit of it when I was about 13 because it had the word "Sex" in it. I figured it was porn and, because all the other porn stations were blocked, I was adamant to find some! All I remember about that day was 20 minutes of stupid broads and me changing the channel!

lol, kitty.

X-men... a truly mind blowing experience!

2011-06-13T09:36:00.000-07:00

Once a film about a super hero or a super hero team comes out in theatres, i'm usually the first to see it... lately though, i've been lagging it and not seeing them for at least a week after they come out (ie. Thor). X-men: First Class was no different. My favorite super hero of all time is part of the X-men (Wolverine), so naturally, I was disappointed that I didn't see this movie as soon as it hit theatres! Luckily, however, I did see it yesterday. Yet again, 20th Century Fox fails to address the actual storyline from the comics. When they were asked about this, they simply said that this was an "Alternate Universe," which is a cool excuse... I suppose. I still think that the rights to X-men, as well as Spiderman and the Fantastic Four, should be sold to Marvel so that the films can be made accurately. The original first class of X-men was Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast, Angel, and Iceman. I guess Magneto and Professor X if you want to count them too. At least they had Beast, so it's 1/5th correct!

Kind of looks like a kitty! But it's Beast, from X-men: First Class!

What basically happens in this movie is that the CIA is after this organization known as "The Hellfire Club." To those of you that know the Marvel Universe, you will recognize this as the club whose members are among Emma Frost and Sebastian Shaw. There are also two other members in this movie that are mutants and part of the Hellfire Club. One is Hurricane, one who can make tornados with his hands, and the other is this one German demon-like guy, Azazel, who looks like Nightcrawler and has the same powers, but is red. I don't know for sure, but i'm guessing that Azazel and Mystique get it one to make Nightcrawler. It would make sense... Mystique is blue and Azazel teleports. This fact was never made true in the comics, though there were hints, but the cartoon series has capitalized that Mystique is, indeed, Nightcrawler's mother. His father was never disclosed, but it looks like now we know!

Azazel from X-men First Class

So this female member of the CIA, Moria McTaggart, who is supposed to be scottish but isn't in the movie, infiltrates The Hellfire Club. She learns of their plans to place missles in Turkey to make the Soviet Union uneasy.... Sebastian Shaw then gets the Russian military to place missles in Cuba and ALMOST starts a war. Fortunately, the X-men prevent it... Magneto kills Shaw and all is well... for the most part. It is at this point at the end of the movie that Magneto gets Mystique to join his side as opposed to Professor X's. The movie ends with Magneto breaking Emma Frost out of prison. There is NO scene at the end of the credits, so don't waste your time staying!

Nightcrawler from X2. There is a resemblance!

In the comics/cartoons, Emma Frost had much less clothing on. When she is first introduced in the movie is normally how she looks all the time. I couldn't find a picture, so that one will have to do!

Sebastian Shaw and Emma Frost

Overall, the movie was a solid 9 out of 10 for me. It had the action and the adventure, I felt. The thing that sucks about most superhero movies is that after you see them, it makes you want to be a superhero too! Or is that just me?

My major beef with this movie is that it didn't follow the comic books! I know the producer and director said it was an Alternate Universe, but I don't care about that! And neither do a lot of other people! The first class in this movie was made up of Mystique, Havoc (Cyclops' YOUNGER brother), Darwin, Banshee, Beast, and Angel... not the Angel from the original First Class... but a stripper that Professor X and Magneto find. She has fairy wings, shoots fireballs from her mouth, and her actual mutant name is Tempest. Why they called her Angel in this movie is beyond me! Maybe a half-ass attempt to put the original first class together? I don't know...

Just to harass 20th Century Fox even more... Banshee was in the second movie and appeared as a student in the X-mansion. Also, why does Beast disappear in the first movie and not appear again until the second? They didn't plan their movies out very well. Kind of like how Nightcrawler came in the second movie and didn't stick around for the third. 20th Century Fox does it so wrong that it almost makes me want to cut myself....

Of course, this is how I cut myself :P

It's funny... when Professor X starts using Cerebro to find mutants, he comes across Wolverine in a bar. Wolverine is a bad-ass and tells Professor X and Magneto to simply "Fuck off." That was his only line in the movie! It was great! I'm glad they had him in it, though... made the movie that much better! You know, if Marvel does get the rights to X-men and remakes the movie, they should still keep Hugh Jackman on as Wolverine. I don't know who else could do a better job of playing him! Though I will admit that if Marvel gets ahold of X-men, then Disney who owns Marvel will probably reduce Hugh Jackman's bad-ass factor.

Captain Jack Sparrow is back!!!

2011-06-08T12:02:00.000-07:00

And instead of rum, he is after the waters from the Fountain of Youth in this newest addition to the Pirates of the Carribean series! I'm not going to give too much away, but basically it starts off in London, England where a court case is taking place for the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow. From there, it's just old fashioned Pirates of the Carribean fun! Jack gets captured, Jack escapes, Jack winds up fighting someone... isn't that how it always works?

As most of you have probably seen from the trailers, Barbossa is now captain of a ship in the King's military. My opinion, the look is not Barbossa at all! He still has his scraggly beard and face as well as his bad teeth and untrimmed nails! However, he is not missing his leg. Thankfully, he is still a pirate at heart! One of the funniest parts in the movie was when Barbossa poured himself some rum in a tea cup as opposed to actual tea! Proof that Barbossa was simply using the King's Military as a means to a greater end... and that end is attaining another Pirate ship!

As most of you know if you've seen the 3rd film, Barbossa was left to be Captain of The Black Pearl. Long story short, Blackbeard, who appears in this movie, took The Black Pearl from Barbossa and attempted to kill him by stringing him up by his legs, hence the missing leg that Barbossa personally lopped off!

Horrible look, isn't it? Thank goodness he didn't wear the hair throughout the entire movie!

I'm sure a lot of people loved this movie! I mean, who doesn't like pirates and Johnny Depp? Two of my favorite things! Regardless of the high anticipation, I found that this movie was lacking. That is to say, it was not what I expected... but then sequels often aren't as good as the original. If i had to choose an order of my favorite movies in the series, they would be 1, 3, 2, 4. Again, not to say that this movie was bad... it just wasn't as good as the others. There wasn't much character development, which was ok for Jack and Barbossa since we already know who they are... however, there wasn't much backstory with Blackbeard and his daughter, Angelina.

I think what was good about the second and third movies is that they really took the time to develop the villain, Davy Jones. Not to mention he was really cool looking!

Davy Jones

I'll be honest, I missed Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan. They could have at least had a small role! Freaking Hollywood... changing movies around and such... Also, comparing Penelope' Cruz and Keira Knightly... I would say Keira Knightly is more attractive but Penelope' Cruz is spicier! I'm just going to throw this out here and probably get attacked for it; I think Keira Knightly is a better actress than Penelope' Cruz!

lol, halo... did you guys hear? They're making a 4th one... i'll blog about that later.

They are both great actresses, don't get me wrong. I like the ladies! I'm just giving my honest opinion. Orlando Bloom got to play, like, the best roll ever in the LoTr trilogy when he got to play Legolas! I would have loved to be an archer... not only did he have a bow, but he had swords! Who wouldn't want to play that part? And then he get's the part of being a swordsman in Pirates of the Carribean AND he gets the girl AND he becomes to the new captain of the Flying Dutchman! He has it good...

Speaking of hotness in this movie, did you know they had mermaids??? NAKED MERMAIDS! Who, for some reason, don't have nipples... That turns me off to Ariel for some reason... lol.

However... watch out... BECAUSE THESE MERMAIDS WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!!!

SURPRISE COCKFAG!!! lol.

Of course the mermaids don't have nipples... it's disney... *sigh*

I suppose i'd give this movie a 8 out of 10 stars. I liked it, but it wasn't totally "WOW!" like the first movie was when it came out. Not to mention that they set the bar pretty high with those first pirates of the carribean movies! They left it open for another sequel, for sure (we all know it's coming), but I would have liked if they kept Blackbeard alive and capitalized on him more throughout the next film, similarly to Davy Jones.

So what did you, my loyal readers, think of the movie? Was it daring enough for you? Exciting? Did you love it, hate it, could live without it? Leave your comments! Savy?

(I love speaking pirate!)

Kitties would use 2500 pennies! Why do humans complain?

2011-06-06T11:56:00.000-07:00

Have you ever saved up pennies in hopes that you'd one day be able to pay for something worthwhile? This guy did! Jason West, a man from Utah, tried to pay a $25 medical bill ALL IN PENNIES!!! The interesting thing about this story is that West and the medical facility both have two completely different stories! The facility says that West threw down the pennies and demanded the clerk count them! He, on the other hand, says he never once yelled nor did he demand them to count the pennies. He says he asked if they took cash and only dumped the pennies out after the clerk confirmed. Funny thing was that some of the pennies rolled onto the floor. When West was asked about this, he says, "Such is the nature of pennies. They're round." I love when people pepper the media with common sense!

Mr. West is now getting sued for 14,000 pennies! Or $140... So dumb how society just made a big deal out of nothing! I think they should just count the pennies and call it a day. Put them back into circulation! That'll save everyone alot of problem and most likely clear up a ton of space in West's Piggy Bank! This is the full story here.

I, for one, think it is very smart to save up that many pennies!

Think about it? How many pennies do we collect daily and just give away as donations or simply just misplace because we don't want to hold onto them? I know that i've gone through many pennies in my 21 years! However, getting a penny saving mechanism is always helpful. I like to go with the classic piggy bank.

What would have helped this guy's cause would be if he were to keep his pennies organized in one of those penny paper roll things like this:

I actually have a hard time figuring out why they even made pennies... I guess to give exact change, but seriously... NOBODY KEEPS PENNIES!!! And if they do, the pennies wind up scattered about the house in couches and under beds and all of those other places... Well, I suppose Kitties can use pennies...

lol, I love kitties! Regardless of whether you like kitties or not, comment on this and tell me if YOU would actually pay with pennies like this guy! Do you think this sueing him for $140 is too drastic? Not drastic enough? Let me know, READERS!!!

So did I scare you guys?

2011-06-03T21:42:00.000-07:00

I was only kidding!!!

Yes yes... it was a cruel joke! I was feeling like having some fun with you guys. It probably would have been better if I didn't post the link to The Onion, though... But no, Prince William and Kate Middleton did NOT get a divorce, it was all just me poking a little fun at you that actually cared :P

But it got ya, right? Comment and tell me if you got a little bit scared? Or even just were convinced my excellent blogging skills!

Another Celebrity Couple bites the dust!

2011-06-02T09:41:00.000-07:00

After 5 weeks? Really Prince William? He should really screen his fiance before they get married... Here is basically what he had to say. For those of you who don't feel like clicking the link, i'll just explain to you in summary. It's been a little over a month since Prince William and Kate Middleton got married in, what some called, a fairy tale wedding. The prince said it was "a tremendous mistake in every possible regard." William claims to have never loved Middleton AT ALL! Now I don't know about you folks, but if I didn't love someone, I sure as hell wouldn't marry them! He is the one that proposed, after all. And they've been going out for years! I honestly don't know what this guy was thinking...

I personally think the proposal went something like this....

Kate Middleton being the computer, of course, and Prince William being an idiot

Seriously though, situations like this keep on allowing my faith in humanity to twindle. I really do want to believe that we're all a good and righteous people, but honestly... this is just another terrible Cinderella Story gone wrong for Kate Middleton. Just imagine how she feels and it's all because Prince William is an idiot! He goes on to say in his interview:

"I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place. People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll never have to see that awful woman again."

Imagine being criticized like this by the President of the United States. He called her "awful" and he basically called the entire wedding ceremony a big joke! I'm sure she was heartbroken. Poor Kate... I guess some things are just too good to be true...

The ironic thing about this post is that I didn't post about the Royal Wedding because I really didn't care. It was a hot topic, but still. However, now that they're divorced, I decide to post about it! Look what society has done to me...

Would you buy a balloon for 1 million dollars?

2011-06-01T11:45:00.000-07:00

Spock (left) Balloon Boy (right). They could be one and the same!

I did not read everything there is to know about this case nor do I intend to, but I know the gist of what it is about so i'll summarize for you. If you want to check it all out for yourself, go ahead and follow this link. This is the story: Two years ago, a family from Fort Collins, Colorado claimed that their six year old son was trapped in a giant balloon that was floating away from their home.

The father called 911 really believing that his son was in the balloon! Apparently he was crying and everything. As you can see from the picture, the National Guard was attempting to rescue this boy as well. After the balloon finally crash landed, rescue specialists searched the balloon but saw no sign of the boy. They feared maybe he had fallen out,
but back at the home of the boy, the boy was found in the family garage hiding in a box!

So basically, the boy was hiding in the box and the parents claim to not have known. Even though his parents "Claim" not have known, they still plead guilty. The mother plead to filing a false report and the father plead to wrongfully influencing a public servant. The mother served 20 days in jail while the father served 30.

Here's what Kanye West had to say about the whole affiar:

I think everyone agrees with Kanye, though, as the top heads of pixar have decided to incorporate this theme in their next movie instead of criticizing this boy and his family for trying to "One up" thier movie.

Movie Poster for UP 2

I love that Disney and Pixar are such good sports! The funny thing was that when this was first happening, random people that saw this believed it was a flying saucer! Wouldn't that be something?

Now the whole reason for this post... today, the family has decided that they are going to auction off this balloon for 1 million dollars! The proceedes for this are going to go to the Japanese Hurricane and Tsunami relief. Why not just profit off it themselves, you ask? Well, they are on probation and can't profit off this incident till 2013! The Government thinks of everything, don't they? It's hilarious how an incident such as this can generate millions of dollars. I like to call this "Stupid Money."

One of the t-shirts made in dedication to balloon boy

Along with silly t-shirts, they even have a game that they made for it. Just an internet game, but still... that just goes to show how something so dumb can be so entertaining for our society today. I sometimes lose hope in humanity... The parents got their publicity, spent their time in jail, no one was hurt, but did everything turn out the right way? What do you think? Did the parents serve ample time in jail? Should it have been more severe? Less? What do you think about this whole situation?

Kirstie Alley got skinny with Jenny Craig...

2011-05-26T08:00:00.000-07:00

Then she gained it all back! Who does that? "Hey Jim, i'm going to go on a diet and then get depressed so I can gain all the weight back that I worked so hard to lose!" <--- Only a dummy would say that!

I mean, she was HOT before! I mean, look at this! Would you just look at her? She is a vision of perfection... on the right, at least... I guess this is a before and after shot of when she was on Jenny Craig or something. I'm only saying that because they usually show before and after from left to right.

I personally am not sure what happened but she went overboard or something... I mean, it's probably stress or whatever. I know one thing for sure, Jenny Craig was not very happy with this!
And look here below... Another before and after shot... Like when she was on Jenny Craig and then when she started eating again...

She's an actress, so therefore I highly respect her. Let's be clear, i'm not trying to put her down or whatever because she got fat after she went on her diet. Something bad must have happened was all. We're all human and we're all susceptible to having our legs kicked out from under us, for lack of a better phrase.

At least she made it to the cover of "People" Magazine

Regardless of what people say about Kirstie Alley, like I said before, I highly respect her. Regardless of all the tabloids and magazines giving her heat, she never stopped doing what she loved. Ok, granted, she stopped acting in 2007 in her last movie "Write and Wrong." It was only a Television movie, though.

Regardless of Kirstie Alley's ups and downs, she is still pursuing her dreams. Turns out that this woman has been inspired by her latest television appearance in "Dancing With The Stars" where she placed 2nd to NFL player, Heinz Ward. She said that this experience has inspired her to get back into acting, so we can expect to see her on less reality shows and more Hollywood movies again! She is coming back!

Kirstie Alley and her dance partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy

What do you guys think? Is she able to reboot her career or do you think it's just a lost cause? Let us chat about this!

Thor, God of Thunder, jumps out of the comics and onto the big screen!

2011-05-25T14:34:00.000-07:00

(Background from left to right: Natalie Portman as Jane Foster, Tom Hiddleston as Loki, Anthony Hopkins as Odin, Idris Elba as Heimdall. Front: Chris Hemsworth as Thor)

I saw this movie last week and I never did post about it which is a crying shame because this movie was awesome and all of you deserve to know about it if you haven't already seen it!

This movie revolves around the Thunder God, Thor, from Norse Mythology. Odin and Loki, also from Norse Mythology, are his father and brother respectively. Heimdall is the gatekeeper, guarding the Bifrost. Bifrost is a device that allows travel between realms. All of these Gods live in the mystical realm of Asgard. There are nine different realms including Asgard and Jotunheim, home to the Frost Giants. Midgard is the realm where Earth is. The characters and realms were adapted as apart of Marvel by Stan Lee in 1962.

The movie opens showing the Frost Giants' invasion of Midgard and the Asgardians intervention. Each side suffered great losses, but the Asgardians eventually pushed the Frost Giants back to their homeland, Jotunheim. A truce was made and there was unstable peace between the two realms.

Thor has come a long way since the 60's

Travel between the two realms is possible due to a "Rainbow Bridge" connected to a device known as "Bifrost." Like previously stated, Heimdall is the gatekeeper that guards the Bifrost and is the only one that can operate it using his sword.

The Rainbow Road leading to the Bifrost

The real action starts when Thor is outraged because some of the Frost Giants have entered into Asgard and tried to steal away the source of the Frost Giant's power that Odin had attained
after the war between the two races. Thor, along with his friends Volstagg, Fandral, Sif, and Hogun, as well as his brother, Loki, travel to Jotunheim via the Bifrost. The six of them attempt to fight the Frost Giants and teach them a lesson for breaking into Asgard.

Odin finds out about this recklessness and shows up on his horse, Sleipnir, to break up the fighting. Odin takes them all back to Asgard and accuses Thor of being reckless and arrogant. He then strips his power and banishes him to Earth. Thor is found by Jane Foster and her colleagues and, ultimately, he falls in love with her, goes through a torrent of self-discovery, and regains his power as the God of Thunder.

I'm not going to give away the ending, but let me just tell you that this movie is worth seeing! Out of 5 stars, I give it 10! Then again, I may be a bit biased since I grew up with Marvel and I love superheroes! The movies are clean and family friendly. Obviously owned by Disney, they aren't going to let anything slip by them that would be offensive in any way.

You can look forward to reviews from me for Captain America, X-men: First Class, The Avengers, Iron Man 3... among others. I also love DC comics as well! So you can also look for reviews for The Green Lantern, Batman, Superman, and all the other superhero movies coming out!

VAGINA DENTATA!

2011-05-22T09:28:00.000-07:00

So a couple of days ago, I talked about the Ohio man shooting off his girlfriend's croch and I joked that she probably had teeth growing in her Vagina! I also posted a movie poster and a clip from that movie. I didn't realize Vagina Dentata was a real condition, but after doing some research, I found out it actually is!

Add a cat and it's always funnier!

Now just because someone has Vagina Dentata, doesn't mean that they have a Vagina with a mind of it's own! That is to say, it's not going to go around biting off people's penis', or fingers like we saw in that one clip on my blog from Thursday. This woman here explains it beautifully:

Now this video is 5 minutes long, so if you don't want to watch the whole thing, allow me to summarize it. Vagina Dentata is a disorder that only affects 1 out of 12 million women! Crazy, right? You wouldn't think it's that much, but we have Billions of people living on this planet! When a woman has Vagina Dentata,

all that really happens is that she is subjected to growing teeth in her Vagina... just teeth, not another mouth. In this woman's case, she had three randomly placed teeth in her Vagina.

See what I mean? Kitties!!!

Basically, this woman has spent her life living with this secret and only a few of her close family members knew about it... until she met a man! *gasp* She was so in love with him that she finally had to tell him and his reaction was just like any of ours might be. He laughed, thinking she was joking. After the initial laugh, he realized she was serious. She actually let him have a look and see for himself! Fortunately for the woman, the guy was very understanding! I would be like our kitty friend up there saying "WTF?" Or perhaps i'd be like these people:

I don't know...

You should really watch the video because they talk to the guy about what it's like having sex and the way he responds in his accent is hilarious! I for get the exact words, but he says something like, "We've had a few scrapes here and there, but nothing serious." I just find it humorous how his accent makes it funny because he already seems so apathetic about the whole situation to begin with, which we know he is not.... that would be terrible!

Just another funny picture I found while searching for images... lol, monkey.

Yes my children... I leave you with this... Vagina Dentata is REAL and it is out there! Before you have sex with anyonel, you should PROBABLY check first for teeth... never thought i'd be saying that... but the gyno in this video strongly encourages anyone with this problem to please come forward. They need more cases so that they can better study this and perhaps come up with a solution that's beneficial to all. Wouldn't it be wild if my neighbor had this and I had no idea? It would be awesome if this blog could help change their outlook on this whole disorder.

Here is your friendly Predator reminding you again to check with your doctor(s).

Honestly, it's not a big deal... it's different, and as human beings, were afraid of being different. Not different like "Nerds" and "Jocks," but different like... "Teeth in Vagina." That could be a pretty insane situation, but do not be afraid. Your friends and family, not to mention your community, can be surprisingly understanding of any problems you have.

H-Hey God! You forgot someone!!!

2011-05-21T12:28:00.000-07:00

I bet that some of you thought I had been taken up to Heaven because I didn't post first thing in the morning, huh? Nope... I must either be a sinner or that little schmuck that predicted this is exactly that, a schmuck! In fact, I haven't heard of anyone being taken up to Heaven yet! I think we are all sinners! We're going to burn in the fire's of God's rage towards humanity! ... NOT! I'm sure there is at least one pure human soul in this world that is a devout follower of Jesus Christ and Christianity. At least one person would be saved! Job well done :)

Ok, so nothing happened and we're all still here and i'm sure you'll all wondering why the hell we listen to crazy religious nuts all the time! Because I believe that those crazy religious nuts are a constant reminder that if we band together and all believe in the same idea, then we can accomplish anything! Ok ok, kind of corny... so sue me! I'm just that awesome that i'm not afraid to express myself :P

No Zombie Apocalypse... dang it! I was so looking forward to bashing in some zombie heads with a baseball bat or slicing off their heads with a Katana! I'm such an action hero! lol. Here's to hoping that one day I may get the chance to see my skills in action! Any comments or discussion about this May 21st hokey pokey? I'm more than open for discussion.

Judgement Day... May 21st, 2011

2011-05-20T09:21:00.000-07:00

Some of you may know and some of you may not, but i'm here to tell you that May 21st, 2011 is the day that God has designated as Judgement Day. When I first heard people saying that May 21st was going to be Judgement Day, I simply chuckled and indulged in their conversation. I asked where they had heard it and they said some guy just decided it... I don't know if they were just foolish or if they truly had no idea that this "guy" was God himself. Well, it was actually this dude, Harold Camping on the radio, but they have a lot of evidence to support their theory.

I was researching this phenomenon and I came across this site with a lot of statements and a lot of scriptures to back up those statements. Apparently, tomorrow is the day that God comes down and takes with him to Heaven his chosen people.

1 Thessalonians 4:16,17 "For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord."

It also says that there will be great earthquakes on this day and the Earth will burst open, since it no longer has to preserve the dead... Locusts will come out of the cracks in the Earth and will be given the power of scorpions to torment the children of God that were "unworthy" to be saved by his grace. They will do this for five months...

Revelation 9:3-5 "And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power. And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads. And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man."

Now... when God made the rainbow exactly 7000 years ago today after the flood had wiped out the Earth, he promised never to FLOOD the world again... he didn't say, however, that he wouldn't TORCH the world! Apparently, after the five months of torment that the remaining people receive here on Earth, God is going to destroy the world by lighting us all up like a bonfire!

2 Thessalonians 1:8,9 "In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the

Lord, and from the glory of his power;"

It's really interested how this was all figured out. The article I have here talks about everything I have PLUS more! It really is interesting. I would read it if you have the time. You may not have the time tomorrow! When the Aztecs said it, I was like "Pish Posh." Especially since they were wrong already... about the year 2000

I'm not a bible thumper like a lot of Christians out there are, but regardless, I am a Christian. I have my morals and my standards of life and I "Pick and Choose" which of those standards from the Bible I want to live by. I am not the most devout Christian, needless to say. I truly do believe that if you're a good person AND you believe that Jesus was the Son of God, you will go to Heaven regardless of your past... as long as you've prayed to be forgiven and all that jazz. There is a part of me that hopes tomorrow is the end because I do want to be with God, but then at the same time, I feel like i'll miss a lot of my friends... one Strawberry in particular who is probably reading this blog ;) At the same time, I feel that all i'll want to do is be with God at the point of being brought up to Heaven.

Then there is the other side of the argument. What if, by not being completely devout in my religion, that I am not saved and left here to perish? Does it scare me? A little bit, but I can tell you all that I would be down to make that my final adventure through life! I wouldn't be so sad and just give up. I would embrace my fate and run with it. Most of what I do in life, as it is!

The CDC (Center for Disease Control) also put out a warning list for what you should do if you're left behind emphasizing the Zombie Apocalypse! Oooo, I hope I was right! If i'm left behind, I am SO DOWN to kill some Zombies!!!

Regardless, my friends... If I do not post tomorrow, you will know that I was either saved, the computers have crashed, or I was just lazy. If I do post tomorrow, though, you will know that I was not saved and am damned with the rest of you for this five month long torment! HURRAH!

I would suggest preparing yourself...

Ohio man finally put to death after 27 years

2011-05-19T08:00:00.000-07:00

On May 17th, 2011, a man convicted of killing his ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend back in 1984 was finally put to death by lethal injection. He was the fourth person this year to be put to death in the state of Ohio. My opinion, they probably should have killed this scumbag years ago... The full story is here.

It kind of brought a tear to my eye when I read the first part of this article cause here you have a guy that is strapped down to a gurney telling his daughter that he loves her! And not only that! She says it back! As well as his "Pen Pal" who wrote to him while he was in jail. That, to me, is sad. However, I am quite the romantic at heart and I think that some of my views are a little more out there than most... However, most of you are just like "Shut up about this romantic bullsh*t and go on with your blog!"

We all start learning about Romance at a young age! It's not my fault!

Ok, ok, so i'm going... Basically, he was in the house waiting for his ex girlfriend and her boyfriend to get home and was armed with a pistol and shotgun. Ok, first thing... why do you have to have a pistol

AND a shotgun? You're not going to storm an enemy stronghold or anything like that! Second, why do you have to go back to the ex girlfriend after you've already killed her and shoot her groin off with the shotgun? That's just overkill... but he does have a sense of humor at least... now nobody could go all necro on her! Unless her vagina looked like this, then he'd be doing some guy a favor...

Movie Poster from Teeth

If that were the case, she probably should have listened to THIS guy...

"Talk to your gynecologist OR dentist immidately"

And just for fun, i'll put this hilarious clip from "Teeth." This guy gets what he deserves, much like our Ohio patron over here:

Ok ok, enough of that! As funny as it was, let's get back to the dead Ohio man. Basically, he went overkill on his little escapade and didn't bother to try and make it discreet or anything. Guess he wanted to die :P

Looks like Batman needed Robin in this beatdown!

2011-05-18T08:00:00.000-07:00

We all know and love Batman! We grew up with Batman. He is part of the Justice League along with others including Wonder Woman, Super Man, Aquaman, etc... He continues to be a very inspirational figure in our lives, especially with the latest series of movies being produced with Batman star, Christian Bale. I speak for a lot of other people, i'm sure, when I say that Batman makes me want to become a vigilante and fight crime!

So apparently, Batman was visiting the Vegas Strip and didn't have any of his gadgets with him... nor did he have Robin or any of the Justice League to have his back. Basically, some thug comes out of nowhere and challenges Batman. I'm not sure what exactly happened, but the dude was getting in Batman's face and Batman pushed him. Oh, it was on! Batman doesn't push people, for one, he punches them. You should see the way he fights too... He fights like a girl! I was very disappointed in Batman when I saw this video. It almost made me cry...

Reactions? Crying yet? I am...

Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs creator... ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!!!

2011-05-17T08:00:00.000-07:00

Murray Handwerker was 89 when he died on Saturday in Flordia. It's crazy to think that this guy became an entrepreneur from selling hot dogs... It's even crazier to think that his father started off as a tiny hot dog stand in Coney Island! Full story here.

I think that this guy was the original man who ran around in a hot dog suit screaming at the top of his lungs... "ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!!!" And don't even get me started about his last name... Handwerker... "Hand Worker." What did he work with his hands, I wonder? Was it hot dogs or some other kind of wiener??? I am not sure, but what I do know is that whatever he did, he became a millionaire! I want to be a master Handwerker!!!

I seriously think he may be better than Jonah Hill in Accepted (2006).

You know what Handwerker's favorite hot dog was??? A Nathan's Famous Hot Dog, of course! But with what on it? Ketchup? Mustard? Relish and Onions??? NOOOO!!! He just liked it plain. Boring, huh? And still, this boring guy was able to make millions of dollars off this franchise!

This is the kind of Hot Dog I would advertise!

No, not really... but it would get more publicity than just a plain hot dog, in my opinion :P

So, if this guy can get millions of dollars off hot dogs, I want you all to tell me what your brilliant idea is to make money and become a millionaire! The sillier comments the better!

Don't let the bed bugs bite... SERIOUSLY!

2011-05-12T08:00:00.000-07:00

To be fair, this isn't an actual bed bug... but it looks scarier than an actual one! So I was browsing and I found a story that is very interesting... Apparently, Bed Bugs have been found to carry disease! And not just any disease... but a drug-resistant disease!!! Bed Bugs have never been known to carry any form of disease ever before, so why now? My Professor's guess is Armageddon! I would have to agree with him. It only makes sense! The disease the bugs are carrying is probably the T-VIRUS!!! ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!! I told you all! I didn't think it would be bed bugs that spread the disease, though...

From what I said in my last post, as well as previous posts, you all know by now that I don't care about politics... but I thought this was funny based on what I know about the Left.

If you noticed, it's the same picture that i posted above this one... except Obama is photoshopped in!

Let's get back to Bed Bugs... No one knows what is the cause of this sudden epidemic, but they are researching it... the researchers will be the first zombies, I promise you this!

So, for tonight... Sleep tight... Don't let the bed bugs bite... or your best friend may have to shoot you!

The Terminator... Gets Terminated!

2011-05-11T11:46:00.000-07:00

He looks PISSED! I wouldn't want to meet him looking like this. It looks like he is ready to Terminate someone!

At least their marriage has! Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split up yesterday after a 25 year marriage, not including the extra 9 years they had been together before that! Supposedly, there had been problems in the marriage since 2003, when Schwarzenegger announced he'd be running for governor. Not only did he announce it on The Tonight Show to Jay Leno, but he didn't even consult his wife about it first! That was his first mistake...

Aw, the happy couple 25 years ago. I think Schwarzenegger looks the same now!

Supposedly, Shriver wanted to end it in 2009, but didn't because her mother died. She wanted to end it again earlier this year, but then her father died. I guess the end of the governator's term was finally enough to push her over the edge. If divorce wasn't bad enough, Schwarzenegger's own kids
supported their mother's decision to divorce him! Bad parenting? I think he beats his kids... and I by beats, I mean he flicks them and they automatically go into shock because of the force of the flick backed by his outrageous muscles! Full Story here.

His kids are 21, 19, 17, and 13. Personally, I think the 13 year old was following his siblings. To be quite honest, the 17 and 13 year old's opinions shouldn't even count. My dad says opinions don't count until you're 18! He also says that the "slap" turns into the "fist" when you turn 18 too... but that's another story... My dad beats me. I call it child abuse, but he corrects me saying that it's just assault and battering since i'm 21! Just kidding! Don't go calling child protective services on my dad! He wouldn't hurt a fly... unless the fly took a shit on his food, then he'd have a problem o.O

Basically, Shriver gave up her journalism career so that Schwarzenegger could chase rainbows and butterflies in what he calls a term as governor. The reason I say that is because he was very wishy washy on where he stood. He claimed to be running Republican, so the Democrats hated him... but then he goes and does some less-than-Republican things, so the Republicans hated him.

I personally didn't care one way or the other for the party he was running for. Granted, back when he was running for office, i couldn't vote, but even now I would vote for Schwarzenegger just based simply on the fact that he is a popular icon in America. Did it ever occur to any of you that California is a primarily Democratic state, yet Schwarzenegger got elected as Governor when he stated that he was running as a Republican? My point... alot of people don't care about politics. Elections are popularity contests to those people. Schwarzenegger is well known for his series of awesome films (The Terminator, Batman & Robin, The Expendables, etc...).

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin

As of now, Schwarzenegger is already slated for 3 more films straight out of his office, including Terminator 5 where he'll be returning as the kick-ass cyborg that we all grew up to know and love! Needless to say, I doubt this divorce is affecting him too much... Aside from the hefty child support he'll have to pay if it comes to that! Not to mention the alamony... eesh. But regardless, he is still living his dream... and he is still super buff, so he won't need to work hard to get girls.

It's funny, women always say that people like Schwarzenegger are "too buff" and it's "too much to handle." At least that's what my friends and past girlfriends have said. I'm sure if they got a guy like that, they would feel like they died and went to heaven. Or maybe they would mind... I don't know, I think people only say that to me so that i'm more secure in my own body! Someone also told me that i'd never be able to get like him, The Rock, or any other person that is abnormally buff UNLESS I take steroids... so it's good to know that they at least have small penis' xD

I do admit, that is a little much!

However, I asked a member of congress about this guy and she said...

So I feel better now :)