tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7022269067823494652009-11-09T17:33:24.831+02:00Jurnal de bordjurnal de bordLilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.comBlogger132125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-77369787968297057192009-09-05T11:56:00.002+03:002009-09-05T12:11:34.980+03:00Ciobanesc Romanesc Mioritic Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-91747790901251006682009-08-23T23:15:00.002+03:002009-08-23T23:26:04.669+03:00Pe drumuriDin categoria BD la munte, nu la mare!Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-18737074276162005482009-08-20T14:59:00.002+03:002009-08-20T15:03:02.591+03:00Ti-am rezervat un loc la noi in celulaDaca nu stiati, ma cheama Marcu. Da, da, ala care trage-n cur cu arcu! Si plimbanu-ma prin tzintirim gasii asta:Acum pot muri fericita!Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-41839932392333459572009-08-18T02:03:00.003+03:002009-08-18T02:07:54.922+03:00Cum arata dracu?Draguta provocare din partea Messei. Io asa-l vad. Si fara photoshop tot "evil" pare, anyway.A doua poza nu e trucata. Deci mai infricosator decat el nu stiu sa existe cineva pe lumea asta. BrrrrLilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-51851519269411540182009-08-18T00:48:00.000+03:002009-08-18T00:50:01.584+03:00Gandul de dimineata"Orice sut in cur e un pas inainte"Mama ce-mi place cum suna. Si cel mai fain e cand sutul ti-l dai singur!Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-47221528149729177882009-08-15T00:24:00.002+03:002009-08-15T00:30:28.729+03:00Stare de spiritDeci de momentLilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-59610868666931910452009-07-22T23:52:00.003+03:002009-07-23T00:07:26.923+03:00Mic Dictionar Explicativ de MircHai ca am mai gasit ceva dragut pe net, ceva ce mi-a trezit amintiri de pe vremurile (hat-haaaaaat) cand aveam 11-12 ani si descoperisem sala de net cu 6.000/ora. De mirc, ca nu stiam pe vremea aia nici ce inseamna internetul si nici la ce foloseste. Deci da, recunosc ca am trecut si eu prin etapa "asl pls". Dar pe cuvantul meu de soim al patriei (pionier, din pacate, nu am fost) ca niciodata nu Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-52182126369795834162009-07-22T23:12:00.002+03:002009-07-22T23:22:17.869+03:00MC Hammer - cel mai naspa laxativ din RomaniaGasisem stirea asta pe un forum si m-a distrat la maxim. Zice ca unu' care a baut bere si a mancat cirese cu tot cu samburi s-a constipat. Rau. Si asa tare s-a constipat incat l-a dus mintea sa caute alternative la sfintele Ciocolax si Dulcolax. Si ce-a gasit?Pai a gasit doua ciocane si-o toarta de halba. Si le-a introdus in acel loc unde nu bate niciodata soarele.In stirea respectiva doctorii auLilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-89995505675089246402009-04-28T20:34:00.005+03:002009-04-28T21:17:34.224+03:00Rom, lamaie, zahar, cafeaDragilor, parca mi-a mai revenit cheful de viata si de postat si de aberat si de toate cele. Asa ca o sa imi fac mai des aparatia prin blogosfera.Week-endul trecut am descoperit bautura perfecta. Nu stiu cum ii zice, poate imi spuneti voi. Bautura e rom si se bea ca si tequila, adica cu shot-ul. Lamaia se taie jumatati de felii, se pune zahar pe ea si 3-4 boabe de cafea, prajite. Se da shot-ul Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-59450901158955747532009-04-23T10:48:00.002+03:002009-04-23T10:53:21.235+03:00Overheard in ClujLa un magazin de pardoseli, mochete, parchet, un nene de la tara:-Dom'le, tot imi povestea mie vecinu ce parchet fain si-a pus. Ia ziceti-mi si mie, cat costa parchetul ala luminat?Vanzatorul, ca sa faca misto de el:-Domnu, noi avem doar parchet, daca vreti luminat, magazinul de menaj e alaturi. Gasiti acolo becuri de care vreti si vi-l luminati singur!Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-17845110626808571172009-04-23T00:46:00.003+03:002009-04-23T01:44:44.993+03:00Fa-te frate cu dracu......Pana treci puntea. Asa zice o vorba din batrani si pana week-endul trecut nu i-am inteles niciodata sensul.Deci sa va zic:Vineri seara ma hotarasc si io ca tot omu' sa imi petrec Sarbatorile Burtii (cum ii mai zic eu pastelui) la parinti, si anume la Vaslui, in inima Moldovei. Asa ca facut bagaj, pupat matze, luat la revedere de la ele si m-am pornit catre gara. Acolo liniste si pace. Nu tu Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-14626689344613552212009-04-19T09:39:00.002+03:002009-04-19T09:42:29.902+03:00Sa moara si capra vecinuluiDa, sunt o inculta si nu stiam de melodia asta... pana ieri...Da ii faina rau.Hai pupiciLilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-52578057212884735752009-02-25T21:18:00.002+02:002009-02-25T22:13:18.187+02:00Ma dezcultivez! (Vand Mein Kampf)Dragilor, veni vremea sa-mi iau ramas bun de la una bucata carte scrisa de insusi marele, unicul, inegalabilul si irepetabilul Adolf Hitler. Numa io stiu cat de greu imi e sa ma despart de ea, mai ales ca e foarte foarte buna (mai ales ca suport de cafea). E editia din 1993 a editurii Pacifica, necenzurata. Care stiti pe cineva interesat, dati-mi si mie de veste. O vand cu 300 de roni, ca e carteLilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-797733435109889602009-02-17T15:41:00.003+02:002009-02-17T16:29:48.589+02:00Despre joburiDrept sa va spun, Clujul e la pamant cu piata muncii. Nu gasesti un job calumea nici daca-l cauti cu lumanarea... Asta daca nu te tenteaza, totusi, un post de sculer-matriter, lacatus, sudor, mecanic, cusatoreasa, femeie de servici si altele asemenea. Sau, cele mai multe oferte sunt in domeniul programarii, asa ca tot acolo esti.Boon... eu caut de lucru din octombrie, deja e mijlocul lui Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-17340534594474363182009-01-08T12:16:00.003+02:002009-01-08T14:14:35.179+02:00Cum mi-am petrecut sfarsitul anuluiDaca tot v-am povestit de sfarsitul lumii, haidati sa va povestesc si cum mi-am petrecut sfarsitul anului... Nu a fost cine stie ce, dar a fost fun. Anul nou l-am intampinat aprinzand artificii si chinuindu-ne sa desfacem o sticla de sampanie, sa ne zicem si noi La multi ani. Si s-a facut vreo 12 si vreo 5 minutzi iar noi tot cu sticla aia ne chinuiam.Booon, dupa ce ne-am veselit ca a venit 2009,Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-25838401707206498632008-12-04T00:40:00.004+02:002008-12-04T00:57:01.401+02:00Despre oameni si maimute, part. 2Ma uitam amu, dis de dimineata, la statisticile mele din trafic, mai exact la cuvintele cautate in motoarele de cautare. Asta ma ajuta sa vad ce vrea lumea, ce cauta, ce gandesc. Ideea e ca nu prea gandesc, daca ajung la mine pe blog, nu?Booon, deci ma uitam in statistici, si la cuvinte cheie ce-mi vaz ochii? Cineva, nu stiu cine ca daca stiam va spuneam, a cautat urmatoarele: "poze despre cum saLilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-49733193999632193892008-10-25T20:34:00.003+03:002008-10-29T08:17:40.864+02:00Expo Turda 2Noh, dragii mei dragi, banui ca m-ati dat iar disparuta... Dar io tot aci mi-s, si tot cu aceleasi hobby-uri ma ocup... Saptamana trecuta, in uichend adicatelea, am fost pe drumuri, ca am avut 2 expozitii canine de onorat. Si anume C.A.C. (de data asta nu vorbesc prostii) Baia Mare si C.A.C. Turda. La prima am fost cu Dia, o frumoasa teckelitza sarmoasa cu care am castigat Best Baby si la Turda Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-71102440362576921742008-09-08T22:18:00.002+03:002008-09-08T23:05:12.616+03:00Cum mi-am petrecut sfarsitul lumiiPovesteam pe mess amu sara cu o pretina despre experimentul ala Large Hadron Collider sau cum naiba ii mai zice, de se face mare bal mare pe sama lui. Si ne gandeam noi in sinea noastra, ca daca vine sfarsitul lumii noi ce ne facem? Nu pot sa va arat discutia, ca mai citeste si mama pe aici si nu vreau sa vada ce copchil dus cu shtanga are. Da' pot sa va povestesc ca io si cu pretina asta a mea Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-39601389345773125322008-09-02T22:35:00.001+03:002008-09-02T22:37:40.065+03:00<summary type="text">Dupa o pana de curent, C. o intreaba pe T.:-Auzi, da' tie ti-o intrat in dos?... In DOS-ul calculatorului, that is...</summary><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://aberatiuni.blogspot.com/feeds/3960138934577312532/comments/default" title="Postare comentarii" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=702226906782349465&postID=3960138934577312532" title="5 comentarii" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/702226906782349465/posts/default/3960138934577312532" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/702226906782349465/posts/default/3960138934577312532" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://aberatiuni.blogspot.com/2008/09/dupa-o-pana-de-curent-c.html" title="" /><author><name>Lilith</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008</uri><email>rockeritza2003@yahoo.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="10843572369496876227" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-8880253357823024539</id><published>2008-08-19T19:31:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2008-08-19T20:09:13.298+03:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="overheard in our office" /><title type="text">Cat e vaca? Din Cornesti. Si de unde e? 900 de lei.V. e racit si cere o pastila:-Ah, nu... paracetamol nu mai are nici-un efect la mine.A2. se trezeste:-Eu nu beau cafea! La mine Cola are efect.Disclaimer: A2. nu e A. Singura asemanare e ca sunt femei :))Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-89933728175953510342008-08-08T22:20:00.002+03:002008-08-08T22:31:48.551+03:00Traiasca berea!v-am mai spus ca Guinness e berea mea preferata? Mai ales bauta in Le General... da nici chiar asa, mai tata!Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-54795198505819165372008-08-07T21:19:00.003+03:002008-08-07T21:29:06.108+03:00Neuronul singuraticBiroul nostru cel de toate zilele. T. ii da lui A. registrul de clienti ce trebuie sunati. Ca sa stie pe viitor cine e patron si cine e persoana de legatura, T. a scris C.E.O. in dreptul numelor.A. ia registrul si suna:"-Alo, doamna Ixulescu Zet Ceo?"A. e bruneta veritabila, ten masliniu, par inchis la culoare... suflet de blonda.Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-40843771504863519572008-08-07T20:46:00.002+03:002008-08-07T21:19:36.830+03:00Magic mamaligaIn pauza de masa, la lucru. C. si-a adus de-acasa ceva cu mamaliga. A. tocmai intra pe usa, se uita la C. si intreaba:"-Asta-i mamaliga?? (face ochii maaaari) Nu stiam ca se poate face mamaliga si in casa!"Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-49729485355631503472008-08-01T22:37:00.003+03:002008-08-01T23:14:53.141+03:00I'M BACK!Cu durere in suflet si tristete in glas va anunt ca señorita s'a lasat de meserie... NOT!! Credeati ca ati scapat de mine? NU! Traiesc bine-mersi... dar fara net! De cand am scris ultima oara multe s-au mai intamplat... M-am mutat, am inceput o viata noua, bucurii, necazuri, alea alea... Excursii, concedii, lene sau lipsa de net... cam astea sunt scuzele lipsei mele din blogosfera. Se iarta?Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-702226906782349465.post-76581975212889716292008-04-01T18:52:00.004+03:002008-04-01T18:56:35.860+03:00De la Botache, fara numar, fara numarNi ce-am gasit pe blogul botachian: http://www.track-your-partner.comAsta e cea mai tare inventie ever!!! Bagi numaru de telefon si satelitul iti gaseste pretenu/pretena oriunde ar fi el/ea! Eh?? Da promiteti ca nu ii faceti scandal cand ajunge acasa!Lilithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16791242481086769008rockeritza2003@yahoo.com4