Just Ain't Fittin'

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 05:13:00 +0000

Be proud of who you are!

But not too proud. No one likes a bragger.

Something to Ponder....

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 04:48:00 +0000

The name for winter should be changed to "blue balls". With temperatures fluctuating between 10 and 50 degrees, these poor plants and trees simply have no idea when they can come.

How would you like it if you were blindfolded and someone kept putting ice cubes on and off your balls and told you that you could only orgasm once you knew for sure the ice cubes was melted?

Actually that sounds like an excellent scene for my "50 Shades of Grey" screenplay.

I Don't Care

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:45:00 +0000

I don't care that some captain was saved from pirates.

I don't care that the Obama's have a dog and that its name is Bo.

I do care, though, who is going to get kicked off of tonight's episode of "I Love Money 2".

Nationals Park is Where I Call Home

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:27:00 +0000

Well, DC, you gave developing Southeast and Southwest along Maine Avenue a shot (if you want to call this area Anacostia, you can), but lack of interest and a weak economy have stifled your efforts.

The Washington Post has this article on the disappointing growth for the area around Nationals Park.

I don't really have much to comment on it because I'm not surprised. There just isn't enough to draw people to the area when there isn't a Nationals game, so why would someone building a store there. Even the liquor store went bust a while back...or did it just get robbed to many times. Heh, why cross hairs.

Happy Easter

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:40:00 +0000

I may not be able to post over the weekend, so I want to wish everyone a Happy Easter. It's not every day you celebrate someone rising from the dead...especially if you aren't Christian.

Creepy, eh? The Easter Bunny just never could compete with Santa Claus.

Wanna get loaded

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:43:00 +0000

I really want to get bombed out of my mind. Doesn't look like it is going to happen though.

I might be doing a 180

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 03:28:00 +0000

After reading a few DC blogs on Kal Penn's new job working for the Obama Administration, I realized that I might someday run into him...especially if he likes the gay bars.

This ignites in me my obsessive fantasy with meeting celebrities and being their best friend.

So could Kal and I be best friends even though I think he's a hack?

I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

Is Eminem Singing in his new song??

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:22:00 +0000

Eminem - New Music - More Music Videos

Don't get me wrong, I like Eminem. I love that he makes fun of celebrities in his video (Jessica Simpson deserves everything she gets). The video made me nostalgic for the days when he first came on the scene and could destroy someone's career by not giving a High Five (ahem, Fred Durst). It's just not the same though. He's still cool in my book, just maybe not the coolest.

Why do I say this? Mainly its that he sings in the song. And not just a little bit, but the entire chorus with the female vocalist. Also, the rap is kind of lame. Too much time has passed and he's trying to rehash what he was all about 5 years ago. I won't write him off quite just yet though.

Ugh, Kal Penn is in the news

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:49:00 +0000

I hate Kal Penn, if you didn't know. I believe I expressed this sentiment back in November 2007 . He's a serious actor who wants to end stereotypes of Indians. That's why he starred in the two Van Wilder movies and the one from the image above that I've never heard of. To his credit though, he did do a guest stop in Angel when he was a nobody.

So now the Obama Administration (which can still do no wrong in my book) has made him some liaison for culture or whatever. I honestly couldn't even care to listen or read the news reports on what he is doing that is how much I loathe Kal Penn.

Whatever, someday I will be proven correctly and his career will bottom out.

**Update** 11:35 PM

I was happy to hear Kal Penn's character committed suicide in last night's episode of House. I wish I still watched that show, but I stopped because I hated his character. Oh well.

Melrose Place

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 03:01:00 +0000

I'm very happy to hear that Melrose Place might be making a comeback to television.

And apparently, Laura Leighton is returning as the character Sydney Andrews Mancini Field and Thomas Calabro is returning as Dr. Michael Mancini. This is all just too much to take.

Did you know that I use to have a website dedicated to Melrose Place before the era of blogs?? Shhhh, don't tell anyone.

Here's a neat little video from YouTube titled Hi and Bye Sydney!! but en espanol.

The full articles on these Melrose Updates can be found here:

EW: Melrose Place reboot

EW: Melrose Place, Sydney

New T-shirt Ideas

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:47:00 +0000

I have some new T-shirt ideas and they follow the same premise.

I'm Too Cool for Twitter

I'm Too Cool to Blog

I'm Too Cool for Facebook

It could be a whole series and for each new catchy thing that the general public is fawning over will be inserted after the cool part.

Genius!

That's copyright 2009, btw.

I'm a Blogger Again...for now

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:45:00 +0000

I'm going to start to blog again. This is because my friend Princess has a blog, Bitchy and Bitter.

Must Buy a Zune, Must Buy a Zune

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:07:00 +0000

First Itunes gets me addicted to Feist and now Zune has me raving about Rogue Wave's "Lake Michigan". I am a zombie to corporate America and I'm okay with that.

I'm 24 and Booby

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:38:00 +0000

Mounds have developed where chesticles should reside!!

I don't understand why. I avoid most feminine foods like milk and cheese and go swimming a few days each week. This should not be happening; I'm too young for boobage.

I'm imagining the worst right now; Me having to get breast reduction surgery like that loser Jimmy J.J. Walker.

T-Shirt Idea

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:22:00 +0000

I think I came up with a great T-shirt and or bumper sticker idea:

Keep This Planet Clean
It's Not Uranus

Boom, there it is. Copyright 2008

I am now actively seeking investors for this T-shirt idea. The start-up money is small, maybe $500 to 1,000.

I'm Sick

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 00:45:00 +0000

I feel like hell, and this is not a good time to be sick. Tomorrow I have a job interview and I need to be on my A game. Actually I am thinking being sick might be good because it will result in lower brain activity and so I won't be overanxious.

I also just want to be in bed sleeping, but we have to interview potential roommates tonight.

Whatever I'm done bitching.

Oh, and yeah, this is officially my 100th post, not the last one. I had a post that was saved as a draft and so that counted as an extra one.

Congrats to my blog. I can't believe it has survived this long.

Happy New Year To Me

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:31:00 +0000

2008 is going to be my year.

By the end of 2008 I will have a new job, more money, better hair, savings, six pack abs, new cell phone, a dog named Pete, no credit card debt, more friends, better friends, cooler friends, hotter friends, less vanity, more me-time, and that's it.

Oh tell me what you think of this insult:

Is that sass
Coming from your ass
You call a mouth?

I just thought of it today. I might use it on someone.

Ok, Happy New Year to all of you.

BTW: This is my 100th Post!

Merry Christmas To All

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:52:00 +0000

Ho Ho Ho, Christmas is here. Here's a song that always puts me in that jolly Christmas spirit.

Worst Movie Pitch Contest

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:56:00 +0000

Radar Magazine is having a Worst Movie Pitch Contest judged by Harvey Weinstein.

I just entered the contest and so can you at this link.

Here is my submission:

The Pitch: Holocaust Survivor Moves to 1950's New York; Wackiness & Romance Ensue

The Premise: Down and Out Holocaust Survivor, Emanuel Goldstein, emigrates to Post-WWII New York after losing his family. All alone, Emanuel meets squirrels with the ability to talk in Central Park, Chuck, Stevie, and Barry. With the help of his new friends, Emanuel learns the ways of America, moving on after loss, and finding new love. Will their advice work when it comes to romancing Lydia, Emanuel's co-worker at the Italian Deli?

It's "Sophie's Choice" Meets "Alvin & the Chipmunks"

The Cast: Emanuel: Adrien Brody
Voice of Chuck: Hank Azaria
Voice of Stevie: Ben Affleck
Voice of Barry: Jon Voight
Lydia: Jessica Alba

My Third Death Has Come

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:08:00 +0000

Everything comes in threes. I believe that saying, especially when it comes to death.

Believing that, I became worried last night when at work my boss's grandmother had died. There's one...who will be next?

Later that night when I got home my roommate got a phone call saying her great uncle died. There's two...who will be next?

At that point I was kind of freaking out. Two deaths to people I didn't really know. Would the third death be someone close to me?

Nope, I just got news Dennis Kucinich's brother died, Perry.

I'm sorry for his family's loss, but am very much relieved. Thanks for filling the third spot, Perry. R.I.P.

Coke Commercial Being Taped on Connecticut & L, NW Now

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:16:00 +0000

As I walking back to work from lunch, I noticed a film crew at Connecticut and L, NW by Farragut North Metro Station.

I asked one of the crew members what was going on and she said it was for a Coke commercial.

So I strolled around a bit to see if I could see anyone famous and who did I see...

Former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist!

If he's acting or now a consultant for Coke, I don't know which.

Either way, Pepsi anyone?

"One Magic Christmas": A Christmas Heartbreaker

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:17:00 +0000

If there is one Christmas movie that breaks my heart more than any other it would have to be "One Magic Christmas". The beginning with the Grangers being evicted from their apartment and crabby Ginnie not getting a moments peace, even in the shower, leaves me emotionally drained.

And then when I think this movie can't get any sadder the bank robber shoots Ginnie's husband, hijacks kids in the car and proceeds to drive off the road, killing them all. The following scene with Ginnie (Mary Steenburgen) running after the car always has me in a complete sobs.

After that the movie takes a strange turn where Gideon the angel brings the kids back to life followed by Santa doing the same to the dad, Jack.

What I find so amazing about the film is how it represents impoverished America, from a mother on food stamps to abusive managers at low-skilled jobs. And although Ginnie is depressed, her husband Jack and kids look on the bright side of life. Of course in Ginnie's defense, she's the one working at the grocery store while unemployed Jack builds bikes all day.

Anyway, I think the film does a great job at showing the struggles many in this country go through financially this time of year. A side we rarely see in today's TV and movie.

DC's Best Commercial

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:48:00 +0000

Sorry, Eastern Motors. The throne for most catchy and just plain messed up commercial in the DC region has passed to....

Afros Cut!!

**Video plays all three Afros Cut commercials**

Stadium Traffic Scares My Neighbors

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:21:00 +0000

The Washington Post has this article on the fears many of my Southwest neighbors have with likelihood of traffic congestion following the completion of the National's new stadium.

I say in the words of our fearless leader, "Bring em' on!"

I see nothing but blue skies and blooming roses in this situation. Here's my list why:

1. The thousands of visitors will mean boom times for our nonexistent restaurants and shops.

2. And with all these people floating around we'll have a whole new class of people to despise.

4. More cars mean more smog. It is about time our air matched the color of the nearby Anacostia River. Royal Brown.

5. We'll get to watch the progression of our neighborhood turn from crackhouses to trendy condos and back to crackhouses, all within a few years.

6. Higher chance of SW pedestrians being hit by cars. Money in the bank for the injured.

7. Last but not least why this is good news: I don't drive and I don't use the Navy Yard Metro. I could give a fuck!

Good Times.

Huckabee's Son Hangs Dogs?

noreply@blogger.com (Randy Giles) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:16:00 +0000

Newsweek has this article on Mike Huckabee's son David who in 1998 hanged a dog at a Boy Scout camp, allegedly.

A few questions:

1. Aren't the candidates' brothers suppose to be the fuck-ups, not the kids?

2. Did Ms. Huckabee serve fat for breakfast to her family each morning?

3. Was Whoopi right? Is torturing dogs apart of southern culture?

4. Could this photo be any creepier?

5. When did the boy scouts start giving out Future Serial Killer badges?