Just For Laughs

Fastest toe truck driver EVER!

2009-05-09T17:12:00.000+08:00

Look closely, so you won't miss it. This toe truck drivers comes in fast for the kill. He backs up, picks the car up, and is gone faster than you can buy a newspaper. He's got serious skills! Enjoy!

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Ball boy helps soccer team score

2009-03-15T00:24:00.000+08:00

At an incredible fast pace, the ball boy, gives the ball back to the home team, thus enabling them an easy, yet spectacular goal. That boy deserves a beer!

Best dad EVER!

2009-03-02T00:59:00.000+08:00

This kid was in the middle of showing his friends how good he is at doing tricks with a soccer ball, when, unexpectedly his dad opens the door. The rest is history! Hilarious history

tHE finger of death

2009-02-03T23:09:00.002+08:00

A collection of funny picture

2009-02-03T22:57:00.001+08:00

Arranged Marriage Funny Commercial

2009-02-02T02:13:00.001+08:00

This is quite funny, poking fun at the Indian tradition. Has NOTHING To Do With My Portfolio.

Nerds acting like they're in WoW

2009-02-02T01:53:00.000+08:00

WTF is wrong with these people? Are they mad? Or are they simply too nerdy to realize how lame what they are doing is. Lightning bolt..

Dump truck's last dump

2009-01-15T22:33:00.000+08:00

Don't know if this is a set-up or not (or why), but that big a$$ dump truck really does act like a toy truck under the heavy weight of that load! Enjoy!

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Stupid driver gets what he deserves

2008-12-19T22:08:00.000+08:00

Can you guess what happens when this drivers takes his hands of the wheel BEFORE crossing the finish line?

Can you guess the name of this song?

2008-12-18T23:04:00.000+08:00

Played with microwave ovens FYI! How cool is that? Enjoy!

Crazy carrying skills

2008-12-05T15:35:00.000+08:00

Who needs a whole team of people when you've got this guy? He's able to unload 22 bricks at one time, puttig them all on his head. Now that's simply crazy. I am astounded!

Mcdonalds and other fast food resturants funny pic’s!

2008-11-27T12:04:00.003+08:00

some funny picture for those are big fan of MCD...yehaa

Mcdonals FUNNY pic’s:

This is a descraceful part of life this stuff is hurtful to your body but ends up being your breakfast,lunch,dinner etc. Very funny pic.

haha...stupid goal keeper...=)

2008-11-27T11:59:00.000+08:00

lalala...so funnyla..watch it yourself...lalalala...

A really good joke

2008-11-25T14:44:00.000+08:00

This must really hurt. I bet he'll remember this one for a while. Poor guy. And his good friend is laughing as hard as he can while the camer is rolling. Damn! >.<

3 Reasons to Quit Drinking

2008-11-24T15:19:00.001+08:00

this is so funny...

Bad pussy :)

2008-11-19T13:12:00.000+08:00

While doing a Yoga lesson with her kitty, the teacher got a surprise. The bad little kitty scratches her, in the most inappropriate way

Unlucky copy machine

2008-11-17T20:38:00.000+08:00

This unlucky copy machine got to see what nobody wants to see in this guy. Fortunately it fought back. The guy probably ended up with some glass where it hurts

Stupid kid - vending machine FAIL

2008-11-08T22:20:00.000+08:00

Yeah, he deserved what he got. That vending machine really showed it to him

Laughsunlimited@Funny

2008-10-26T20:30:00.001+08:00

Collection of hilarious picture...Enjoy..

Dream garage

2008-10-26T00:13:00.000+08:00

Well...let's all shut up and drool at this Lamborghini dream garage

Funny Essay

2008-10-26T00:06:00.001+08:00

Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.

Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."

Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw.

Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."

It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood.

Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking.

Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes.

He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead

Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They believe the assassinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.

Johann Bach wrote a great many musical ompositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.

Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine.

The invention of the steam-boat caused a network of rivers to spring up.

Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits.

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species.

Madman Curie is covered the radio.

And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.

You Suck!!

2008-10-19T00:49:00.002+08:00

Coconut breaking record FAIL

2008-10-17T23:18:00.000+08:00

Yeah...It's sad and painfull when this happens, but the guy probably couldn't feel a thing anyway after the first hit. He just keeps hitting and missing. Too bad

Moments when you are allowed to say Oh sh**t !!!

2008-10-11T14:33:00.003+08:00

Funny Riddle..

2008-10-11T14:29:00.000+08:00

Scroll down for answer..=)
1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?

2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?

5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?

7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?

9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?

11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?

13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?

ANSWER
1. Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.

2. Probably not, since he's dead.

3. Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.

4. Lunch and Dinner.

5. "Damn."

6. Just quit imagining!

7. Mount Everest, of course.

8. A coffin.

9. Every month has 28 days.

10. Just one, me (I saw a man...).

11. The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.

12. White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others.

13. Your mind.