Just Games Retro

Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh

Sun, 1 Nov 2009 00:21:36 -0800

It's the annual Halloween review! ...yes, it's just one review this year. Yes, I know we used to do one per system in previous years. Well, you see, I... oh, just shut up and shove some candy in your noise hole.

FIFA 2000 - PC

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:12:30 -0800

Ubergeek burns up the football pitch. I have no idea what that means, or what he's talking about in half the review. I have the typical American reaction to the sport - try to explain soccer to me and I'll look at you like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

Terminator: Rampage - PC

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:06:28 -0800

ALL you suckas, gather 'round! There's a bad mothafucka comin' to town! He's the killin' machine that's on the scene! Punks ready to bop, till dey get dropped by the metal motha that's ALWAYS undacova!

Heretic - PC

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:26:35 -0800

Angry elf kills possessed minions with magical implements. Hearkens back to a space marine's solo campaign to liberate Mars. Film at 11.

Quake - PC

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:41:22 -0800

Quake.... It's Quake..... I talk about Quake.

I-War - JAG

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:40:29 -0800

Whoops! Looks like Conficker C got uploaded to the global datanet! Time to hop in your anti-virus tank and head into virtual reality!

Superhero League of Hoboken - PC

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 21:33:22 -0800

Grab your spit shooter and adjust your teflon sash; the New Jersey wastes need saving!

Crazy Taxi - PC

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 21:31:58 -0800

It's time to read a craaaaaazy review!

Checkered Flag - Jaguar

Sun, 5 Apr 2009 21:55:24 -0800

Viiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrtua Raci.... wait, what? Wrong booth?

Flashback - Jaguar

Sun, 5 Apr 2009 21:54:01 -0800

Identical port to all other versions of game plays great but fails to inspire console purchases. Film at 11.