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<title>Community</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 13:59:37 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[&amp;nbsp;
&amp;nbsp;



Jeff:
I'm not having a conversation who someone who emerges from a bush.


Annie:
Because&amp;nbsp;I'm&amp;nbsp;right?


Jeff:
No. Because I&amp;rsquo;m not in a commercial for breakfast cereal.



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&amp;nbsp;



Jeff:
I'm not having a conversation who someone who emerges from a bush.


Annie:
Because&amp;nbsp;I'm&amp;nbsp;right?


Jeff:
No. Because I&amp;rsquo;m not in a commercial for breakfast cereal.



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<title>Star Trek: Voyager</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 17:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Michel van den Brink (http://www.justlikeed.net/)</dc:creator>
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The Doctor:
Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names.


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The Doctor:
Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names.


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<title>CSI: Crime Scene Investigation</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 17:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Michel van den Brink (http://www.justlikeed.net/)</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[


Grissom:
Dead man don't ride roller coaster.


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Grissom:
Dead man don't ride roller coaster.


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<title>Frasier</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 17:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Michel van den Brink (http://www.justlikeed.net/)</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[


Daphne:
Now come now Dr. Crane, hasn't a man ever used sex to get what he wants?


Frasier:
How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!


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Daphne:
Now come now Dr. Crane, hasn't a man ever used sex to get what he wants?


Frasier:
How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!


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<title>Scrubs</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 17:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Michel van den Brink (http://www.justlikeed.net/)</dc:creator>
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Dr. Cox:
It's impossible to actually lie next to Jordan. Seems as she sleeps hanging up-side-down from the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.






Dr. Cox:
Mary, Roda. Chart please.


* Elliot looks at Dr. Cox confused *


Dr. Cox:
What, did I stutter? Gimme the chart.


* Dr. Cox reads the patient's chart *


Dr. Cox:
Oh, man, I like his O2 sats.... Grab me a donut, will ya?


Elliot:
Oh, you mean like a-a blood pressure thingy?


Dr. Cox:
I mean like, a glazed thingy, and I like sprinkles on half of it. So if you can't find a half sprinkles, get me all sprinkles and go ahead and just pick half of them off


* Dr. Cox whistles and signals that Elliot has to get going *






Elliot:
Dr. Cox, I'm so glad I caught you...


Dr. Cox:
And there it is again, that ringing in my ears, it's kind of an *Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh*. But it's more piercing, it's more of an *Eeeeeeeeeeeee*


J.D.:
She's trying to ask you a question


Dr. Cox:
Now you, you're more of a low pitched *Oega Oega Oega*. It's more masculine, which quite frankly is surprising considering the source. But make no mistake! Oh just so equally annoying. Luckily though, I know how to, make the pain go away.


* Dr. Cox walks into another room *


Dr. Cox:
Ahh, much better.


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Dr. Cox:
It's impossible to actually lie next to Jordan. Seems as she sleeps hanging up-side-down from the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.






Dr. Cox:
Mary, Roda. Chart please.


* Elliot looks at Dr. Cox confused *


Dr. Cox:
What, did I stutter? Gimme the chart.


* Dr. Cox reads the patient's chart *


Dr. Cox:
Oh, man, I like his O2 sats.... Grab me a donut, will ya?


Elliot:
Oh, you mean like a-a blood pressure thingy?


Dr. Cox:
I mean like, a glazed thingy, and I like sprinkles on half of it. So if you can't find a half sprinkles, get me all sprinkles and go ahead and just pick half of them off


* Dr. Cox whistles and signals that Elliot has to get going *






Elliot:
Dr. Cox, I'm so glad I caught you...


Dr. Cox:
And there it is again, that ringing in my ears, it's kind of an *Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh*. But it's more piercing, it's more of an *Eeeeeeeeeeeee*


J.D.:
She's trying to ask you a question


Dr. Cox:
Now you, you're more of a low pitched *Oega Oega Oega*. It's more masculine, which quite frankly is surprising considering the source. But make no mistake! Oh just so equally annoying. Luckily though, I know how to, make the pain go away.


* Dr. Cox walks into another room *


Dr. Cox:
Ahh, much better.


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<title>My Family</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 17:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
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Susan:
I know him so well I can finish his sentences.


Ben:
Well, I can finish my own sentences.


Susan:
I know, but it would be better if I did.


Ben:
Tell ya what, why don't you stick your hand up my bum and I'll move my lips every time you squeeze my colon.






Ben:
Don't worry, I know an old boyscout trick.


Susan:
You were never a boyscout.


Ben:
That's right. But, we used to capture one and torture him until he told us his secrets.


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Susan:
I know him so well I can finish his sentences.


Ben:
Well, I can finish my own sentences.


Susan:
I know, but it would be better if I did.


Ben:
Tell ya what, why don't you stick your hand up my bum and I'll move my lips every time you squeeze my colon.






Ben:
Don't worry, I know an old boyscout trick.


Susan:
You were never a boyscout.


Ben:
That's right. But, we used to capture one and torture him until he told us his secrets.


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<title>House M.D.</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 17:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Michel van den Brink (http://www.justlikeed.net/)</dc:creator>
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Patient:
What are those?


Dr. House:
Painkillers.


Patient:
Oh, for you, for your leg.


Dr. House:
No, because they're yummy.






Dr. Cameron:
What about sex?


Dr. House:
Well, it might get complicated. We work together. I am older, certainly, but maybe you like that.


Dr. Cameron:
I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.


Dr. House:
Heh, nice cover. *winks*








Dr. Chase:
How would you feel if I interfered with your personal life?


Dr. House:
I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly have no personal life.






Dr. Wilson:
Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries?


Dr. House:
They recharge? I just keep buying new phones.






Dr. Cuddy:
It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath? What, did the complications increase exponentially with cup size?






Dr. House:
McPhearson? Horrible doctor, I heard he tortured kittens.


Dr. Cuddy:
No, McDonald.


Dr. House:
Oh, McDonald? Wonderful Doctor, loves kittens.






Dr. Cuddy:
I need you to wear a lab coat.


Dr. House:
I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than  you. Like half your age.






Dr. Wilson:
That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.


Dr. House:
Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.


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Patient:
What are those?


Dr. House:
Painkillers.


Patient:
Oh, for you, for your leg.


Dr. House:
No, because they're yummy.






Dr. Cameron:
What about sex?


Dr. House:
Well, it might get complicated. We work together. I am older, certainly, but maybe you like that.


Dr. Cameron:
I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.


Dr. House:
Heh, nice cover. *winks*








Dr. Chase:
How would you feel if I interfered with your personal life?


Dr. House:
I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly have no personal life.






Dr. Wilson:
Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries?


Dr. House:
They recharge? I just keep buying new phones.






Dr. Cuddy:
It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath? What, did the complications increase exponentially with cup size?






Dr. House:
McPhearson? Horrible doctor, I heard he tortured kittens.


Dr. Cuddy:
No, McDonald.


Dr. House:
Oh, McDonald? Wonderful Doctor, loves kittens.






Dr. Cuddy:
I need you to wear a lab coat.


Dr. House:
I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than  you. Like half your age.






Dr. Wilson:
That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.


Dr. House:
Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.


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