tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64027808629103551842024-03-08T11:57:28.754-08:00Joejoeinchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01067422259699391738noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6402780862910355184.post-6361926556967725472012-05-30T17:49:00.002-07:002012-05-30T17:49:41.217-07:00"Are you playing Call of Modern Duty Warfare?" my wife says.Joejoeinchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01067422259699391738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6402780862910355184.post-48882646791181029022012-04-22T04:57:00.000-07:002012-04-22T04:57:59.901-07:00Lesson learned;<br /> - Do not leave the scissors within reach of the 3 year old.<br /> - "Daddy, I want to go to the hairdressers" means I already cut my hair.Joejoeinchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01067422259699391738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6402780862910355184.post-42349808380433246982012-02-08T13:21:00.001-08:002012-02-08T13:21:41.212-08:00<div><p>Becoming a father really does change perspective on life. </p> </div>Joejoeinchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01067422259699391738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6402780862910355184.post-24326180507835097452011-12-12T22:49:00.001-08:002011-12-12T22:49:04.635-08:00<div><p>Tought 2 year old daughter how to climb up to the top bed bunk. Forgot to teach her how to climb down.</p> <p>Two weeks later wife now has to rescue 2 year old every morning.</p> </div>Joejoeinchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01067422259699391738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6402780862910355184.post-46167577466429487692011-12-07T02:51:00.001-08:002011-12-07T03:00:33.372-08:00You know what fucking awesome? Sleeping in is...<br /> <br /> You know how to sleep in when you have a kid under 2?<br /> <br /> Get yourself an iPhone and load that shit with&nbsp;Disney&nbsp;movies until you run out of space. Put in front of the 2 year old.. Man sometimes we actually get to sleep in (listening to Toy Story)Joejoeinchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01067422259699391738noreply@blogger.com0