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Bears Playing Ice Hockey

2013-05-09T15:45:00.001-07:00

Yes, you read that title correctly. GRIZZLY BEARS PLAYING ICE HOCKEY! We don't know how the Russians (Chinese?) trained those bears to play, but wow. Just wow. Our only real question is, what do you have to pay a referee to officiate grizzlies on skates?

Derrick Rose is a Wuss

2013-05-08T13:32:00.001-07:00

Derrick Rose deserves zero respect from anyone anymore. He is a bitch to the highest degree, cleared for 2 months to play and refusing to do so, essentially because he's terrified. That's what happens when you get the paper I guess. $92 million guaranteed can turn a former team player into a selfish scumbag real quick. We are Knick die-hards at JZSports, but what D-Rose is doing to Bulls

Georges St. Pierre Discusses Major Overhauls to the UFC – and Aliens

2013-05-07T11:39:00.001-07:00

Guest post by Simon of silveroakcasino.com Recently, Georges St. Pierre appeared on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast and in a heartfelt interview with comedian and main UFC commentator, Joe Rogan. The two household names discussed a number of possible changes to the UFC that might bring back some of the best elements of the “old school” days.They also discussed aliens.1. GSP on the UFC Round

Clint Sintim Retires from the NFL...and Nobody Cares

2013-05-06T14:18:00.002-07:00

Most of you probably won't even read this post, because you're probably wondering who the hell Clint Sintim is. Don't worry, you aren't football illiterate. Clint Sintim was a 2009 second round draft pick by the New York Giants, with the pick they had after using their first rounder on studley wideout Hakeem Nicks. While Nicks has developed into a monstrous receiving talent with hands the

In Case You Didn't Already Hate Ryan Lochte Enough...

2013-04-28T12:23:00.002-07:00

Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte may be somewhat of a polarizing figure - his inability to deliver a coherent interview is the stuff of legends - but now he has taken his powers of absurdity to new heights. His patented "Jeah" has just managed to ruin one of the more popular songs of the early 2000's. Take a look.

Larry Bird: The Man, the Legend

2013-04-26T10:08:00.001-07:00

God damn this man is sexy

Brook and Robin Lopez Not as Tough Away from the Court?

2013-04-26T10:07:00.000-07:00

What happens when you put a pair of 7-foot centers on a roller coaster? They scream like petulant children. (Image via sportzbroz.com)

All Natural, Amazingly Strong Herbal City Products

2013-04-22T14:18:00.000-07:00

Guest post by Hannah R Finding legal and safe mood enhancing products can be difficult. There are thousands of products on the market that claim to produce amazing results. Whether they are relaxants or stimulants, there are some amazing, natural and legal products available for anyone to purchase. The top Internet retailer for these types of mood enhancing products is Herbal City LLC. From

New York Jets Abandon Revis Island - and John Idzik is a Genius

2013-04-21T15:35:00.000-07:00

Though the J in JZSports is an unabashed raging Giants fan, Zack is simply too overcome with joy to even type, so here we are. Despite my allegiance and persistent stream of abuse towards them, I am a New Yorker and have nothing against the Jets. I happen to like them. Some of you Jets fans out there are probably tearing your hair out over the loss of Darelle Revis - please don't. Your team is

Best MJ Dunk You've Never Seen Before!

2013-04-11T10:56:00.000-07:00

This has been called a hardwood thunder clap by experts.

The Art of Becoming a Website Expert

2013-04-11T10:47:00.000-07:00

Carved from the depths of a once-frustrated Knickerbocker fanbase, we at JZ Sports needed more than just several timely articles scrutinizing Jamarcus Russell's NFL career to get noticed. We needed search engine optimization, quality visuals, and quirky content worthy of a share. Any energetically misguided blogger can relate. However, the difficulties in expanding a website pale in comparison

Jamarcus "Fat" Russell's Comeback?

2013-04-09T17:22:00.001-07:00

Our least-favorite purple-drankin' draft bust of all time has reared his overstuffed head once again. With a poorly-hyped comeback in the making, we can check in on this writhing, sweating mass of illiteracy and broken promises hard at work. Remember, this is the same guy who not too long ago was mired in legal trouble and doing things like this. The fact that he appears to have lost any

Watch the Worst Third-Strike Call in MLB History

2013-04-09T16:58:00.000-07:00

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SEO Consulting Becomes the Key to Web Presence

2013-04-09T16:47:00.001-07:00

The average fan might assume that JZSports pulls in a vast audience with our bevy of belligerent content and quirky grammar skills, but they would naturally be wrong. SEO consulting services helped take the fledgling J and Z from an amateur-hour blog, to a shining beacon of dynamic sports content and clever SEO. Yes, our roommate might be a lanky degenerate who likes to style himself as an SEO

Watch the Worst NHL Power Play of All Time

2013-04-07T19:50:00.000-07:00

Never has a shot been this frustrating...

This Photo is the Houston Astros in a Nutshell

2013-04-07T19:47:00.001-07:00

Perfect.

Enjoy this Photo of John Wall

2013-04-06T14:56:00.001-07:00

Just sit back and enjoy this arbitrary photo of John Wall and his dogs on this sunny Saturday afternoon. We just wish he had Hot Cheetos and Takis in his shooting hand instead.

Dwight Howard just tied Steve Nash's Career mark for free-throw misses...in One Season

2013-04-04T09:46:00.001-07:00

It's no secret that Dwight Howard shoots free throws less effectively than a bag of vegetable soup with a torn rotator cuff. This season, however, the faltering super-man is 314-for-646 from the line (49%), missing 332 free throws…as many as teammate Steve Nash has missed during his entire 17-year career. Allow that to sink in.Here's Mike Woodson staring down J.R. Smith to better highlight our

Brandon Knight Can't Catch a Break (or the rim)

2013-04-04T08:18:00.000-07:00

Poor Brandon Knight. At some point, we gotta stop feeling scorn and instead just feel bad for the poor guy. How does a former No. 5 overall pick manage to bomb a fast break layup this badly? Isn't that the kind of thing they bench you for in high school? Maybe even at basketball camp? Regardless of just how much he sucks, we can't abuse Brandon Knight too badly, he's still not fully recovered

Watch Bob Costas Do A Ludacris Rap On Air

2013-04-03T12:35:00.003-07:00

Bob Costas has never been more iconic.

The $1,000,000 DFBC Starts Today!

2013-04-02T10:26:00.000-07:00

Did you ever think you could win $200,000 playing fantasy baseball? We sure didn't, but that's exactly what you can do by playing in FanDuel.com's DFBC! 45 skilled qualifiers will win seats to the biggest and best fantasy baseball tournament of all time. Where do these seats take you? To none other than Las Vegas, where you will enjoy an all-expenses paid luxury weekend courtesy of FanDuel,

Bryce Harper Hits 2 Homers in MLB Opener, Obviously

2013-04-01T13:49:00.001-07:00

20-year-old bro-turned-phenom Bryce Harper clown-questioned the entire Major Leagues today, with one of the studliest swings we've seen since the Griffey days of 864 BC. Here is the future of baseball... Your browser does not support iframes. And a second shot... Your browser does not support iframes. (Image via washingtonpost.com)

Kevin Ware's Gruesome Leg Injury

2013-04-01T10:47:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was a bittersweet victory for the University of Louisville as they defeated Duke to advance tot the Final Four, thanks to a calamitous and horrifying leg injury to Kevin Ware, making Joe Theismann's injury look like a walk in the park. Ware went up to block a 3 point shot by Duke near the end of the first half, landing brutally on his leg, which buckled under him immediately. With

Watch Donovan McNabb React to Tony Romo's New Zillion -Dollar Contract

2013-03-30T08:51:00.000-07:00

Statistically one of the greatest athletes in Philadelphia history, former Chunky Soup salesman Donovan McNabb will forever be bashed for his inability to win the big game. However, it seems Mc-Flab and the City of Brotherly Love can FINALLY agree on something...Tony Romo's contract. Thanks to Jerry Jones' viciously misguided approach to running a professional football team, we may never see

How the Lapsed Fan Reacts to the 2013 NY Knicks

2013-03-29T16:40:00.001-07:00

Though the Knicks (and us) may be enjoying a league-high six game winning streak, their ancient and storied roster can still provide endless amusement, if you have the right conversation. I decided to talk some Knicks basketball with my cousin recently, despite knowing full well that he hasn't followed the NBA since the early 2000's. The ensuing conversation was nothing short of hilarious. (