K-Town Shizzle

I Stole this from Bob Sturm

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 00:22:00 +0000

I completely saw this and stole it from Bob Sturm's blog. David Blaine parody:

I Want The Gold

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:40:00 +0000

The afternoon drive guys on the Ticket play this clip in the show open quite often, and I've always thought it to be very funny. Just watch.

Octopus Eats Shark

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:35:00 +0000

Okay, this is pretty awesome: Octopus Eats Shark. Really, that's what this is.

Conan O'Brien - Walker Texas Ranger Clips

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:41:00 +0000

Laughed out loud here.

Conan O'Brien Plays 1864 Baseball

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:30:00 +0000

I stole this from another website, but I don't care it's funny.

Mike V. and Other Stuff

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 14:47:00 +0000

For the love of all that is good with this world, Mike V. has updated his website. Pleeease watch the video on the front page, you will never understand his Chris-Chris attitude unless you watch this. He actually took the time to hire his own camera crew, photographer, and wardrobe person to accomplish this. I'm surprised the Cowboys let him into the stadium.

I have also done what was requested and posted the 2006 Shizzle pictures along with links to their websites, or at least what I believe to be their websites (just click on their picture). Let me know if anyone wants a different picture or a different website, won't be an issue to change.

Go Cowboys. . .

"Get ya popcorn ready!"

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 21:53:00 +0000

A certain Dallas Cowboys receiver will be running to the star this weekend.

Reliving the Jags Game

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:29:00 +0000

I really don't think there's anyone on the internet that goes to the trouble of reviewing game tape for each and every position. Oh, wait, there's this guy and he said that Flozell and Rivera and Columbo had the worst games (that's 3 of 5). Here's the offense. Here's the defense.

Does anyone else think that it bothers Greggy to no end to hear Ryan bag on Aikman? Granted, I too think that Aikman feels like he has to be so far on the other side on a Cowboys game that he may be anti-Cowboys. I did notice that Greggo held his tongue, but we were also losing and it was not the time to bring this up.

2006 Shizzle Chick CHAMPION

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 21:10:00 +0000

Well, it's been a long hard fought tournament. There have been highs and lows. Ups and downs. And rubbing, upon rubbing, upon more rubbing. Either one of these women would have been well deserving of the honor of the 2006 Shizzle Chick Champion.

But that's why they play the games!

So, without further adieu, your 2006 K-Town Shizzle Chick Champion.

Stacey Keibler

Pup, you need to somehow get her picture and name over in one of the columns at the top of the page. She deserves to be put on a pedestal until someone knocks her off.

Shizzle Chick 2006 CHAMPIONSHIP

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 14:46:00 +0000

It's been a long, hard fought battle. There have been some good matchups, and some not so good ones. But one thing is for sure....

Pants have been flying for weeks now!

I'm a little upset that Alessandra didn't get to even the Elite 8, but we always have next year. And I think that this may have worked out anyway. We have two very qualified candidates here in the championship.

First, the Dark Angel herself Jessica Alba. She is definately a good and deserving of a championship birth. With her beautiful girl next door look and ass that goes on for days, you just might be looking at the 2006 Shiz representative here.

But her competition is stout. Stacey Keibler stole our hearts and woodies with her swan like dance moves on Dancing With The Stars. Her 42" legs have vaulted her to the top of her class. She too has a down home country girl feel to her, and an ass that goes on for weeks. This should be fun.

VOTE CAREFULLY! THIS GIRL WILL REPRESENT THE SHIZZLE FOR THE NEXT 360 DAYS!

2006 Shizzle Chick CHAMPIONSHIP

7. Jessica Alba

VS. 14. Stacey Keibler

Vandera;fdljska

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 02:53:00 +0000

Funny Vanderafjd;slky article.

Shizzle Chick 2006 - FINAL 4

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 21:22:00 +0000

You guys WAY overrate Naomi Watts. Not that great man, not that great. So I'm matching her up against Keibler. If either of you vote Watts in this matchup our friendship will come to a screeching hault. And oh how this worked out for Stetty in this other matchup. MM has her work cut out for her against Alba who at this point is my numero uno. Since you idiots got rid of Alessandra Ambrosio, the hottest brunette on the planet with the exception of Kate Beckinsale.

I guess the bottom line is we got what we wanted. Four very qualified candidates who would represent the Shizzle in a very hard, dirty way. Just the way we like it.

Here is your Final 4:

The 2006 East Regional Champion- 10. Naomi Watts

vs. The 2006 West Regional Champion-14. Stacey Keibler

AND The 2006 South Regional Champion- 13. Marisa Miller (BS)

vs. The 2006 North Regional Champion- 7. Jessica Alba

hey little champion.

Shiz Chick 2006 Elite 8

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 14:21:00 +0000

Your MM argument, though valid, does not work with me. Ping pong balls Waterseal, ping pong balls.

Here is your Elite 8. Please carefully analyze each position and treat them as you would me. Oh the fantasies running through my little Stetty brain.

Elite 8 Match-Ups:

14. Heidi Klum vs. 10. Naomi Watts

15. Kate Beckinsale vs. 14. Stacey Keibler

16. Shakira vs. 13. Marisa Miller

7. Jessica Alba vs. 4. Keira Knightley

"Do you realize what you've done?"

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 21:14:00 +0000

Quick, throw some salt over your right shoulder....

Better yet, fill a syringe with black tar heroin and insert the needle straight into your corotid. It would be a lot quicker than the agony I am feeling at the moment.

A look back at what could have been...

I hope you guys are proud of yourselves. You have to live with this, not me.

Shizzle Chick 2006 Sweet 16

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 15:26:00 +0000

Let me start by saying how disappointed I am in the both of you. The fact that Allessandra Ambrosio can't even make it to the Sweet 16 is an absolute joke. That in itself has ruined this for me. And I have both of you to thank. Idiots.

PLEASE VOTE BELOW IN THE COMMENTS BOX BELOW THE POST!

VOTING ENDS WHEN I SAY IT DOES!

Sweet 16 Match-ups:

1. Jaime Presley vs. 14. Heidi Klum

10. Naomi Watts vs. 12. Sienna Miller

9. Adrianna Lima vs. 15. Kate Beckinsale

11. Vanessa Marcil vs. 14. Stacey Keibler

5. Rachel Bilson vs. 16. Shakira

10. Sofia Vergara vs. 13. Marisa Miller

2. Elisha Cuthbert vs. 7. Jessica Alba

4. Keira Knightley vs. 5. Kate Bosworth

Shizzle Chick 2006/ Second Round Voting

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 19:26:00 +0000

Seeds didn't matter in the first round, but they do now. Voting is the same.

PLEASE VOTE IN THE COMMENTS BOX BELOW THIS ENTRY

ALL VOTING ENDS WHEN I SAY IT DOES!

West Division:

1. Scarlett Johansson vs. 15. Kate Beckinsale

4. Molly Sims vs. 14. Stacey Keibler

6. Elsa Benitez vs. 11. Vanessa Marcil

7. Gisele Bundchen vs. 9. Adrianna Lima (VS pillow fight)

East Division:

1. Jaime Presley vs. 15. Jessica Beil

3. Faith Hill vs. 14. Heidi Klum

5. Amanda Bynes vs. 12. Sienna Miller

7. Katherine Heigl vs. 10. Naomi Watts

South Division:

1. Pam Anderson vs. 16. Shakira

3. Alessandra Ambrosio vs. 13. Marisa Miller (another VS pillow fight)

5. Rachel Bilson vs. 12. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

8. Mandy Moore vs. 10. Sofia Vergara

North Division:

2. Elisha Cuthbert vs. 15. Nadine Velasquez

4. Keira Knightley vs. 14. Ashley Simpson

5. Kate Bosworth vs. 11. Angelina Jolie

7. Jessica Alba vs. 9. Kelly Monaco

VOTE WISELY. THERE WERE MANY MISTAKES THE FIRST TIME.

Honorable Mention (1st Round)

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:41:00 +0000

I think you guys got some of these wrong, but who am I? Some of the matchups may have been tough but thats just life. You run into first round opponents sometimes that are capable of the cinderella playoff run. And that has happened her in many cases.

Some of the women that will not be moving on in the Sizzle Chick 2006 tournament:

Carmen Electra (which admit it, will forever make all of your pants go crazy. this is an absolute shame.)
Jennifer Aniston
Charlize Theron (victim of a tough match-up I guess.)
Jessica Simpson
Beyonce
Petra Nemcova
Halle Berry
Natalie Portman
Eva Longoria (Maxim's #1 the past two years)
J. Lo
Christina Milian
...and many more

A round of applause for a wonderful effort! Better luck next year!

Shizzle Chick '06 North Division

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 15:59:00 +0000

VOTING FOR ALL DIVISIONS ENDS 8/28!

PLEASE VOTE IN THE COMMENTS BOX BELOW EACH POST.

1. Denise Richards vs. 2. Elisha Cuthbert

3. Eva Mendez vs. 4. Keira Knight

5. Kate Bosworth vs. 6. Shania Twain

7. Jessica Alba vs. 8. Josie Moran

9. Kelly Monaco vs. 10. Cobie Smulders

11. Angelina Jolie vs. 12. Eva Longoria

13. Jessica Simpson vs. 14. Ashley Simpson

15. Nadine Velasquez vs. 16. Charisma Carpenter

Shizzle Chick '06 South Division

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 15:51:00 +0000

VOTING FOR ALL DIVISIONS ENDS 8/28!

PLEASE VOTE IN THE COMMENTS BOX BELOW EACH ENTRY.

1. Pamela Anderson vs. 2. Gabrielle Union

3. Alessandra Ambrosio vs. 4. Hilary Duff

5. Rachel Bilson vs. 6. Jennifer Garner

7. Jennifer Esposito vs. 8. Mandy Moore

9. Bridget Moynahan vs. 10. Sofia Vergara

11. Evangeline Lilly vs. 12. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

13. Marisa Miller vs. 14. Petra Nemcova

15. Natalie Portman vs. 16. Shakira

Shizzle Chick '06 East Division

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 15:36:00 +0000

VOTING FOR ALL DIVISIONS ENDS 8/28!

PLEASE VOTE IN THE COMMENTS BOX BELOW.

1. Jamie Presley vs. 2. J Lo

3. Faith Hill vs. 4. Christina Millian

5. Amanda Bynes vs. 6. Heather Graham

7. Katherine Heigl vs. 8. Megan Fox

9. Salma Hayek vs. 10. Naomi Watts

11. Carmen Electra vs. 12. Sienna Miller

13. Halle Barry vs. 14. Heidi Klum

15. Jessica Biel vs. 16. Charlize Theron

Shizzle Chick '06 West Division

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 20:02:00 +0000

VOTING FOR ALL DIVISIONS ENDS 2/28!

With football season right around the corner and the greatness of fantasy football waiting in the wings, I am once again hard up to get the K-town Shizzle Chick 2006 voting started. I am taking it upon myself to set up the matchups. This will be a field of 64 with the West division starting out the festivities. No seeds are necessary at this point, just beach towels.

PLEASE VOTE IN THE COMMENTS BOX (until bloggy blogerton/Puppy shows me how to do the little multiple choice box:

West Division bracket matchups:

1. Scarlett Johansson vs. 2. Leann Tweeden

3. Ciara vs. 4. Molly Sims

5. Diane Lane vs. 6. Elsa Benitez

7. Gisele Bundchen vs. 8. Jennifer Love Hewitt

9. Adrianna Lima vs. 10. Catherine Zeta Jones

11. Vanessa Marcil vs. 12. Jennifer Aniston

13. Lindsay Lohan vs. 14. Stacey Keibler

15. Kate Beckinsale vs. 16. Beyonce

FRIGGIN BLOGGER SUCKS. I HAVE SUCH A PROBLEM POSTING PHOTOS.

ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME!!!!

World record trampoline slam dunk

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 00:57:00 +0000

This is fairly awesome.

Hat Dilemma

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 13:09:00 +0000

Future Cowboys quarterback? Bill has a serious man-crush on Romo and I guess I'm okay with that so long as he plays like he did last night.
I know I'm going to get this hat, but now I'm torn. I have certain rules regarding my sports allegiance. For instance, I know that I cannot purchase another college hat other that a University of Tulsa hat (I know that Greggo wants me to decide on one or the other, but when you've paid as much in tuition, then I feel like I have the honor of having two schools to root for). I'd like to get this Chicago Cubs hat, but I know that in reality, I must purchase this Texas Rangers hat. My sports rooting rules tell me that I cannot purchase any team items unless I've lived in that city, and I've never lived in Chicago. I've checked all of this site for another option and I could get this hat, or this hat or this one. I guess my main question is, should I pay attention to my own stupid rules, or say to myself that rules were made to be broken and I can do what I damn well please? Answer in the comments.

Cowboys win 13-3 and Blogging the Boys has some good stuff.

Finally, some Jeremiah Ontario stuff. Please listen because it's really funny stuff, listen as Jeremiah and Bill interact and Bill is a nocturnal hunter:

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Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Part II

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:29:00 +0000

I can't stay away...

By the way, I don't know if anyone ever heard the story of Worm and that girl Megan when he was at Eastfield? Anyway, it was when Greggy was playing baseball. There was this girl named Megan that he was absolutely in love with and having a lot of trouble asking her out. Mainly because his car's "wires were F'd up" and it held water in the back. Long story short, she is now a DCC. Did Nasty miss an opportunity here or would she have given him the time of day?

Either way, here she is in this first photo. We'll always talk about the ones that got away....

I've got more but blogger is acting up again. Will add later. This isn't even enough for a full week of naughtiness.

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (Pre-Season)

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 16:31:00 +0000

Rub it RAW!!!