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<?xml-stylesheet href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/rss2full.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css" type="text/css" media="screen"?><rss xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#" xmlns:creativeCommons="http://backend.userland.com/creativeCommonsRssModule" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><title>KeemeCast</title><link>http://www.keeme.com</link><description>The KEEMECAST is a random set of shows from Keeme celebrating his divorce by sinking in a stolen speed boat, as single father talking to each of his three daughters the day they became women or keeping telemarketers frustrated and on the phone saving yall from that call during dinner. Come listen to the madness and work safe crazy Keeme. Call and be part of the voice mail Friday craze 206 666-LUCI</description><language>en-us</language><image><link>http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1391/710888402_3e4f709b73.jpg?v=0</link><url>http://www.keeme.com/wp/wp-content/keeme3sm.JPG</url><title>Keeme</title></image><copyright>This stuff belongs to Keeme</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:44:48 -0500</lastBuildDate><generator>podlot.com</generator><itunes:author xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/DTDs/Podcast-1.0.dtd">Keeme</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/DTDs/Podcast-1.0.dtd">KEEMECAST</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/DTDs/Podcast-1.0.dtd">KeemeCast brings you advice, skits and loads of fun. Telemarket me is a twist on the old prank calls... we actually work without a net on these... all calls are live and unrehearsed. Call our Dear Keeme phone line for advice from choosing a spouse to how to change a diaper (206)350-5303 or via EMail DearKeeme@gmail.com</itunes:summary><itunes:owner xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/DTDs/Podcast-1.0.dtd">
		<itunes:name>Keeme</itunes:name>
		<itunes:email>rkeeme@gmail.com</itunes:email>
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		</itunes:category><itunes:explicit xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/DTDs/Podcast-1.0.dtd">No</itunes:explicit><media:copyright>This stuff belongs to Keeme</media:copyright><media:thumbnail url="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1344/835906324_65e64143c9.jpg" /><media:keywords>funny,smart,witty,crazy,looney,parent,daddy,sexy,fun,laugh,happy</media:keywords><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Comedy</media:category><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Kids &amp; Family</media:category><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Society &amp; Culture/Personal Journals</media:category><itunes:owner><itunes:email>dearkeeme@gmail.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>The Keeme</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>The Keeme</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1344/835906324_65e64143c9.jpg" /><itunes:keywords>funny,smart,witty,crazy,looney,parent,daddy,sexy,fun,laugh,happy</itunes:keywords><itunes:subtitle>Keeme does a variety of skits and interviews. Come by and listen to the ever so funny TELEMARKETME or his crazy advice for the love struck. You will never be bored while Keeme is around.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Keeme does a variety of skits and interviews. Come by and listen to the ever so funny TELEMARKETME or his crazy advice for the love struck. You will never be bored while Keeme is around.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy" /><itunes:category text="Kids &amp; Family" /><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"><itunes:category text="Personal Journals" /></itunes:category><geo:lat>33.436767</geo:lat><geo:long>-111.643387</geo:long><creativeCommons:license>http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/</creativeCommons:license><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/KEEME" type="application/rss+xml" /><feedburner:browserFriendly>This is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site.</feedburner:browserFriendly><item><title>KC_203 - War is for Babies</title><link>http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://rkeeme.podlot.com/Keemecast_203.mp3</link><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 06:50:37 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://rkeeme.podlot.com/Keemecast_203.mp3" length="13341319" type="audio/mpeg" /><author>dearkeeme@gmail.com (The Keeme)</author><media:content url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://rkeeme.podlot.com/Keemecast_203.mp3" fileSize="13341319" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>KC_203 - War is for Babies - KeemeCast - The Keeme</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>The Keeme</itunes:author><itunes:summary>KC_203 - War is for Babies - KeemeCast - The Keeme</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>funny,smart,witty,crazy,looney,parent,daddy,sexy,fun,laugh,happy</itunes:keywords><description>KC_203 - War is for Babies - KeemeCast - The Keeme&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
Stories from The Keeme about his Kids, a dang Squirrels, Licking an arm and so much more! Work Safe (mostly)&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KEEME/~4/322000518" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description></item><item><title>KC_202 - Fathers Day</title><link>http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://rkeeme.podlot.com/Keemecast_202.mp3</link><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:20:40 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://rkeeme.podlot.com/Keemecast_202.mp3" length="6956222" type="audio/mpeg" /><author>dearkeeme@gmail.com (The Keeme)</author><media:content url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://rkeeme.podlot.com/Keemecast_202.mp3" fileSize="6956222" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>KC_202 - Fathers Day - KEEMECAST - The KEEME</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>The Keeme</itunes:author><itunes:summary>KC_202 - Fathers Day - KEEMECAST - The KEEME</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>funny,smart,witty,crazy,looney,parent,daddy,sexy,fun,laugh,happy</itunes:keywords><description>KC_202 - Fathers Day - KEEMECAST - The KEEME&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
Stories from The Keeme about his Kids, a dang Squirrels, Licking an arm and so much more! Work Safe (mostly)&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KEEME/~4/322000519" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description></item><item><title>KC_201 - Lint Licker</title><link>http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://rkeeme.podlot.com/Keemecast_201.mp3</link><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:23:21 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://rkeeme.podlot.com/Keemecast_201.mp3" length="12990466" type="audio/mpeg" /><author>dearkeeme@gmail.com (The Keeme)</author><media:content url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://rkeeme.podlot.com/Keemecast_201.mp3" fileSize="12990466" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>KC_201 - Lint Licker - KeemeCast - The Keeme</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>The Keeme</itunes:author><itunes:summary>KC_201 - Lint Licker - KeemeCast - The Keeme</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>funny,smart,witty,crazy,looney,parent,daddy,sexy,fun,laugh,happy</itunes:keywords><description>KC_201 - Lint Licker - KeemeCast - The Keeme&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
Stories from The Keeme about his Kids, a dang Squirrels, Licking an arm and so much more! Work Safe (mostly)&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?a=rVp2MH"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?i=rVp2MH" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?a=fkeMfh"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?i=fkeMfh" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?a=if7DPH"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?i=if7DPH" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?a=rVDreh"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?i=rVDreh" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/KEEME/~4/322000520" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description></item><item><title>Keemecast_Podfuzzy</title><link>http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://rkeeme.podlot.com/KeemeCast_Podfuzzy.mp3</link><pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:05:34 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://rkeeme.podlot.com/KeemeCast_Podfuzzy.mp3" length="18958336" type="audio/mpeg" /><author>dearkeeme@gmail.com (The Keeme)</author><media:content url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3?http://rkeeme.podlot.com/KeemeCast_Podfuzzy.mp3" fileSize="18958336" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Keemecast_Podfuzzy - Keeme - Keeme</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>The Keeme</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Keemecast_Podfuzzy - Keeme - Keeme</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>funny,smart,witty,crazy,looney,parent,daddy,sexy,fun,laugh,happy</itunes:keywords><description>Keemecast_Podfuzzy - Keeme - Keeme&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
Stories from The Keeme about his Kids, a dang Squirrels, Licking an arm and so much more! Work Safe (mostly)&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?a=PsKBxKB"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?i=PsKBxKB" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?a=ipYhK7B"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?i=ipYhK7B" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?a=uHjlX1B"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?i=uHjlX1B" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?a=iAAR9Bb"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?i=iAAR9Bb" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?a=9Y2XdeB"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?i=9Y2XdeB" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?a=VqqEEEB"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?i=VqqEEEB" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?a=Py6Jl7b"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~f/KEEME?i=Py6Jl7b" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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